Timjer

@Timjer

Meowykar #sexist

Donald Trump #crackpot #fundie #god-complex

Well of course he is. After all, have YOU even seen a RL doctor wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope and using actual medicine? No, doctors are in actuality dressed in robes, have halos, and wield magic, of course! /s

u/icandodge #moonbat #sexist

Porn is imagery. Porn is media. Porn consists of videos and photos.

That’s kinda fully covered by “free speech” laws…

Porn is the exploitation, commodification, and dehumanization of real human beings

Then what about drawings? Such as smut of big-tiddied anime girls? Or 3d renders of various monster- or alien girls? Are those “exploitation” of “real human beings”? ’Cause I’ll be honest here, some are drawn/rendered so well they kinda qualify as art.

Donald Trump #crackpot #fundie #god-complex

@Anon-e-moose #253214

I mean, these are the same right-wing morons who (badly) photoshopped Trump’s face on Thanos’ body, not realizing Thanos was the bad guy. Also the kind of morons who unironically think the Rebels from SW represent MAGA and the Galactic Empire is everything else…

My point being, saying they only have a surface-level understanding of what they’re parodying is being very generous already.

@Peacemonger373 #253208

Well if Trump would achieve apotheosis, he’ll probably be a minor god of greed or something like that on the “chaotic evil” alignment. More wealth, more power, more pussy, more attention, more hamberders & coke… But in no sane universe would he ever be considered anything like a “god of good”.

Kris Harrison #psycho #wingnut

…Jesus effin’ Christ.

I’m not even going to comment on how this is what MAGA does to a person. This- this is just evil.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Laura G #transphobia

Declan Finn #fundie #wingnut

Ficle Dann: “Everyone I don’t like is Satanist!”

these people would all be excommunicated.

…If they were actual Satanists, you’d think that at least they wouldn’t even care about being excommunicated from the catholic church and at most would be outright happy.

Anon #fundie

@Anon-e-moose #253085

Would.

Also, the Great Demon Lord of Lust, Lilithmon (X-antibody), also does it for me.

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In slightly more seriousness, for me the attraction to Succubi comes mostly from the “Succubus in love” trope. Something about the embodiment of carnal desires actually falling in love with a mortal and remaining faithful to them is very wholesome to me.

Laura G #transphobia

never have biological grandchildren

So you only saw your daughter as a spermbank to continue your bloodline? Jesus effin’ Christ lady, that’s shallow even by PITTparents standards!

John C. Wright #conspiracy #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #253003

whose professor called him the dumbest student he’d ever had

Really!? I mean, I fully believe you but- damn. That’s certainly impressive in a way.

John C. Wrong, we don’t need to be “brainwashed” by our side to hate Donald Trump. Just hearing Donald Trump literally say the things he says on LIVE broadcasts is enough to hate him.

Empire of Lies

You mean MAGAland?

The person is brainwashed, and cannot be told she is brainwashed, since a core part of any brainwashing is to think oneself a rational and judicious thinker who has pondered both sides of the question.

…Damn, there goes that Irony meter.

Bill Donohue #transphobia #homophobia #fundie

The greatest child abuse scandal of our day is-

I wouldn’t necessarily say of “our day”, but here in Belgium “the greatest child abuse scandal” (at least of the last half century) is probably that of the catholic church covering up the sexual abuse and molestation of countless children that were supposed to be under their care. And afaik the new pope still has refused to hold the surviving perpetrators responsible (then again, if he did he would probably have to condemn half the church…).

So yeah, whenever a catholic tries to bring up “think of the children”, we must hit them with this.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #quack #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon

Lord, do I hate this moron. It’s one thing to be an absolute idiot of the highest order. It’s another thing entirely to be SO unaware of it and still so arrogant to unironically call yourself “2nd Smartest Guy in the World”…

Q the Storm Rider #crackpot #wingnut #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Michael Voris #fundie #sexist #wingnut #transphobia

The only difference between you and a liberal woman is, she has bigger balls than you.

If you’re speaking metaphorically, then joke’s on you! I don’t really mind being a beta to a dominant, sexy, powerful woman.

Steven Roland #fundie #wingnut

anti-freedom of religion and worship

Steven Arse: Obviously freedom of religion means “freedom to either mindlessly follow MY tenets or be cast out as a subhuman heretic with no rights at all!!!”

Donald J. Trump #psycho #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #252904

If the entire Republican party will completely collapse due to their nonstop hubris, hatemongering, idolatry, “bearing false witnessess”, and all-in-all unchristian behavior for the last several years, that’ll be cosmic justice if I’ve ever seen it. MIGHT just make me a believer…

A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.

”Blood for the blood Trump!”

Or alternatively…

“Kill ’em all, let ~~God~~ Trump sort ’em out!”

Anon #moonbat #psycho

@PMSFKS1 #252852

If this is an extreme leftist, than the fact that its comment cannot be distinguished from a MAGAtard only further reinforces my belief in the Horseshoe theory. Both extreme left and extreme right are equally batshit insane.

Fritz Berggren #dunning-kruger #pratt #fundie #conspiracy

@leyo3 #252844

As long as there is ~~evil~~ willful ignorance and stupidity in the hearts of men, flat earthers will never leave.

Anon #moonbat #psycho

Scratch a MAGA and a nazi bleeds. Also, they’ll go crying to “daddy Trump” that the mean libs were not nice to them.

Donald Trump #crackpot #god-complex #psycho

@Conscience #252740

Yes, they have. Tucker Carlson and MTG for one are genuinely revolted by Trump’s entire message (on Easter no less) and needless warmongering and warcrimes and are actually calling for MAGA and conservatives in general to rise against him.

Redeemed Zoomer (Richard Ackerman) #forced-birth #fundie #psycho

By that logic, shouldn’t the people who execute them also be “murderers” and be executed themselves as such? And now I imagine Irredeemable Zoomer’s empty head exploding…

Kabamur Taygeta #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

Open Minded #wingnut #pratt

<@KeithInc.> #252714

That reminds me of a recent argument I saw of how some MAGAs are shocked at how they are “treated” by everyone else (both domestic and abroad) even when they say they (supposedly) regret their decision and renounced it; it does not matter why they did it, they still screwed over the entire world beyond repair by not caring enough what the consequences of their selfish, short-sighted actions were.

A good metaphor I heard about then was a blank sheet of flat paper representing the USA. MAGA voters crumbled it up into a ball with their choices. Even if they’re going to work VERY HARD to make that sheet of paper flat again, it’ll always remain somewhat crumpled. It can never be fully restored. And that is why nobody is willing to forgive them.

How? You idiots keep saying “Harris was far worse”, but in what way!? What could Harris POSSIBLY have done that is worse than what Trump is doing right now!? Hell, what impression did Harris EVER give back in the day that she would turn the USA into a police state, screw up the economy, and start new wars!?

lonelytrailer #fundie #homophobia #dunning-kruger

Oh, fuck off you entitled, insignificant little shit with a persecution complex.

And you know what? Yeah, I DO hate you and your ilk. Not because of your religion per se, but rather because of your beliefs in general. You ‘murican fundie christians are SUCH arrogant, hate-filled, bigoted, ignorant, stupid, intolerant, selfish, entitled, boorish, wrathful hypocrites that have hardly ever appeared in world’s history. Hell, it’s largely YOU christofascists that put an unstable criminal like Trump (who is starting wars here and there and fucking up the global economy) into absolute power SOLELY to “piss off the libs”.

Fuck all of you. May you all rot in your self-made hell.

Anon #magick #conspiracy

@Skide #252559

It’s telling when even greedy soulless capitalist corpos who want to replace all their workers with cheap, polluting AIs have more ethical standards than Trumpigula…

Anon #ableist

Anon #magick #conspiracy

I wasn't on drugs or drunk.

Then either you’re lying, or your fall caused you to hit your head and be borderline delusional as you lost consciousness and/or track of time.

Any of those four options still sound VASTLY more plausible than an actual “trillions of years old Archangel of Death and Punishment and Mercy” visiting YOU specifically to spread a global warning about Skynet’s emergence…

Also, how in the actual hell can an angel govern both Punishment and Mercy at the same time? Aren’t those concepts rather mutually exclusive?

Kurt E. DeHaan #fundie

Jesus promised to “return” in his followers’ lifetime, last time I checked. That “evidence” clearly never happened.

Also, Jesus promised to rid the world of Sinners. Didn’t really happen, did it? On the other hand Odin promised to rid the world of Giants. Don’t really see any giants around myself… Makes you wonder, doesn’t it?

Paula White (Spiritual Advisor to Donald Trump) #fundie #wingnut

Ahem,

“Thou shalt have no other gods before me”

“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour”

“Thou shalt not commit adultery”

You know, jus- just putting this out there. Some divine commandments from a certain holy book that you’re supposed to have read…

Also, something about a “golden calf” and the sin of Pride…

Seriously though, Trump is less this guy:

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And more this guy:

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minnymins32 #sexist #dunning-kruger

@ShatteredGlassSkywarp #252507

Domestic abuse can be done by women to men, you know…

JD Vance #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #ufo

JD Vance Tells Me That UFOs are DEMONS: “I Think They’re DEMONS” 🛸

…Your VP, Ladies and Gents.

but there's also evil out there.

Yes, like the Orange Hitler you so devotedly serve…

I think that one of the devil's great tricks is to convince people he never existed.

How is that even possible if over half the world IS convinced he is real after all? If you ask me, the devil’s “greatest trick” was instead convincing the world that HE is their “one true god” and his fairy tale book is the factual history of everything…

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Serious question, can BLR even post his crackpot theories without it being written like a shitty poem? I’d probably counter with a decent enough haiku if I cared enough to…

Matt Walsh #wingnut

And just FYI, I genuinely love astronomy. It’s one of my bigger passions ever since I was a child. I’m also an autist with depression and anxiety and other mental health crap who needs welfare support, medication, and psychiatrists to get through life. Hell, just getting up in the morning is a struggle for me every time. And I am admitting that without shame because mental health is a serious thing that people should not be ridiculed for.

And yet, despite that and my crippling self-loathing and inferiority complex, I still feel like less of a parasite than YOU. Weird, isn’t it? That I’d rather be the mess that I am than whatever cockroach you are. Because at least I am not spewing toxic shit everywhere everytime I breathe.

…What "cool shit” have YOU ever done (to improve space travel or just USA in general) aside from constantly bitching about “DEI” and “woke” and “leftists” and “LGTBQIA+” on Youtube echo chambers that no sane person cares about? Genuine cool shit, I mean. Answer me that, Matt.

Thought so. You don’t care about astronomy, do you? You just want to BITCH.

Frankly Matt, I pity you. You are more of a pathetic parasite on society than people on welfare are. At least they don’t actively make their fellow human beings miserable. You’re just a pathetic, sad, angry little man with delusions of importance who NO ONE will mourn or remember once you finally are ten feet under.

Donald Trump #crackpot #psycho #wingnut

@Sasha #252238

Thanks! At this point, Trump really is just one “horse-anointed-as-senator” away from being just as incompetent and insane as an autocrat as the historical Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus was.

Granted, according to some historians said horse thing may not have actually happened, but it’s so ingrained into our zeitgeist that it (or at least the meaning) might as well be true.

Iran has been, essentially, decimated.

Funny, I just read that Iran succesfully shot down a 700 million dollar E-3 Sentry-radar plane with help of what was likely Russian intel.

Trumpigula is getting scared because he started a costly war he’s not winning and his own nation’s getting sick of it due his outright promises NOT to do that exact thing. So, despite ridiculing and insulting the UN and NATO earlier whenever the fuck he could and telling them they shouldn’t rely on USA help ever again, he’s now borderline begging them to finish the fight he needlessly started…

It’d be hilarious if we weren’t all feeling the consequences of it.

Promqueenlette #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #transphobia #interphobia

Baby eating sacrifing ritualistic demons

Ah, yes, "baby”. The other other white meat. Not a satanist nor demon nor trans myself, but from what I heard they’re a delicacy.

Fritz Berggren #fundie #conspiracy #pratt #racist

@Citizen_Justin #252147

Eh, it still speaks about the firmament and heaven being up and hell being down. So it contains flat earth nonsense.

Satan is the great dragon that deceives the nations

Yes, and his greatest deception EVER was convincing all of YOU morons that HE is god and a fairy-tale book is factual. And you ALL fell for it hook line and sinker…

Karole #transphobia #homophobia #fundie

Pride which God hates

Oh, shut your hypocritical piehole. From experience you Christian Fundies are THE most hubris-filled people I’ve ever had the displeasure of listening to.

perversion of God's seven-color rainbow

The Greek Goddess Iris is older than YHWH. Hell, the Norse Bifrost bridge is also older than YHWH. YHWH did not invent the rainbow.

behaviors that are in complete rejection of God's purpose in creating man and woman

I’m a healthy cisgendered man still of “breeding age”. I love women and boobies. I also am not planning on ever reproducing while I can help it, and I’m not ashamed of that. Fuck you, you forced-birthers.

Rob Schneider #crackpot #elitist #psycho #wingnut

Tell you what, Rob, YOU serve a full tour in the military and participate in an unwanted war (and prefereably get cripplingly injured, and then get thrown on the street without any vets benefits as the GOP is so in favor of doing) and then you MIGHT just have a right to stand on that soapbox. But until then, shut your piehole.

You asshats are the epitome of “many of you may die horribly, but that is a sacrifice we’re willing to make”

NiteStryker #sexist #psycho

@didi #251983

Assholes like this aren’t just hurting women, but decent men as well. Their macho chauvinism also means that men who suffer from SA are too scared to come out out of fear of being seen as “weak”.

These machos are a blight on everyone, and I despise them for both sides.

I am going to make an assumption that she was probably dressed a bit slutty.

And that is where even your rhetoric fails. Even IF one were to share the absolutely inane beliefs that “revealing clothes earn rape”, you JUST admit you don’t even know if she even WAS dressed revealingly! And yet you still put the blame on her!

Besides, who defines what counts as “slutty dresses” anyway(*)? ’Cause I HIGHLY doubt she was walking around in lingerie (and even if she was, still no excuse for rape)…

Seriously, this disgusts me. Women (wether pretty or not) should NOT have to walk around in Burqas just to reduce the chances of a macho psycho feeling the need to assault her over her appearance. No means no; even if a sexy woman leads someone on and then changes her mind, she still has EVERY RIGHT to refuse.

(*)Hell, even if she dresses conservatively, certain body types just don’t allow for much modesty…

As a heterosexual man myself, I can only say this gives all of us a bad name.

BonaFideOne #ufo

@Sasha #252055

Well, apparently I’m an “Atlantean” according to this. Does that give me the ATA gene? Can I interface with the Ancient Repository of Knowledge? Can I achieve Ascension!?