Lucilius

@Lucilius

Barbie Garrett #magick #mammon

Pretty sure liquid to increase your confidence and lower inhibitions is just called "beer." And it's a lot cheaper than that.

Mark Grenon, Joseph Grenon, Jonathan Grenon and Jordan Grenon #quack

Whisper #sexist

I give this a 95% chance of all being big talk based on fantasy.
The other 5% means Whisper is confessing to rape.

Anonymous Coward 79258737 #quack #conspiracy #wingnut #dunning-kruger #psycho

Yes, yes, we're all so scared. Now go angry-cry yourself to sleep.

Thebatface #wingnut #racist #sexist #conspiracy

Please, please, keep obsessing over this. Have yourself a nice big stroke just before Election Day.

Honkler #psycho #racist #conspiracy

So your plot is to do more fucking.
Well, since no normal human wants to mate with you, I guess you'll have to fuck yourselves.

ShadyWalt #wingnut

Fascist pinhead can't field an actual argument, so he waves his tiny dick around and thinks that's the same thing.

pbjnmilk #psycho

So you want to torture, kill and eat dogs, but other people are bad for owning them?

Tomi Lahren #racist #wingnut

Tomi Lahren shouldn't be counted in anything but jugs of spoiled mayonnaise.

KW Miller #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

"High profile." Hahahahaha! "High" I'd believe.
Who wants to bet his "media team" is his cat?

David Robertson #fundie #wingnut #sexist #pratt

Your fundie buddies *used* to do all this stuff, and were only stopped when governments became largely secular.
You'd like to do it again. At least you've got THT to masturbate to in the meantime.

maps1234567890 #wingnut #psycho #racist

The next time you get a parking ticket, I hope the meter maid chokes you to death.

But we both know that won't happen because you're whiiiiiiiiite.

Justice Bao #sexist #psycho

Or maybe she's just not a vicious repulsive psycho like you, and thus had no problem meeting nice normal people after high school.

forever13 #crackpot

Oh, so I'm guessing that before your mom had you, forever13, she coupled with various piles of shit. You certainly show the aftereffects.

Rush Limbaugh #conspiracy #wingnut #pratt #quack

Couldn't possibly be that actual experts look forward to an adminstration which bases its policies on reality and not fascist dogma or conspiracy theories.

brendan1903 #conspiracy #wingnut

So you hate Jews but also dislike Hitler. This is a level of Teh Stoopid rarely reached before.

Ultimatepassivecel #sexist

"And most importantly :

THEY CANT FİX YOUR FUCKİN FACE"

I'd almost advocate public funding of plastic surgery for these twits just to demonstrate that they're outcasts because they're creepy assholes, not because of their looks. But they'd refuse to believe it. Further rejection would be attributed to "evil, fickle women." There's always another excuse.

Anonymous #psycho #racist

Gr8Believer #fundie

Naama Kates #sexist

JENJI #ufo #crackpot #magick

The "photonic light particles" have been identified by the U.S. Department of Redundancy Department.

seph #racist

Patriarche Comics #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #racist

Nobody spends as much time thinking about gay sex as the people who supposedly hate it.

mainlander #sexist #psycho

"Women are not like men."

Correction: Humans are not like you.

Carlos Martinez #moonbat

RD #wingnut

@Creativerealms #50052

Maybe, but I think it could be as simple as trying to appeal to all the suburban moms whose support he's losing: "Tired of the kids hanging around the house? I made sure you could send them back to school! Time for a bubble bath with wine and candles, or whatever it is you chicks do!"

Stupid, of course, when the kids get sick and the moms themselves start dying; but Trump doesn't think more than 30 seconds ahead anyway.

ortharzeal #dunning-kruger #quack #sexist

William Grimes #sexist #kinkshaming #fundie #wingnut

Well, Billy, if your holiness didn't come from an evil vagina, you must have come from an asshole.

totally-not-tiffanarchy #conspiracy

@Malingspann #49639

Three months after bin Laden was killed, 22 Navy personnel - including 17 SEALs - died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan. Fifteen were from "SEAL Team Six," which killed bin Laden. But that unit has about 1,800 personnel, and I can't find any indication that any of those who died in the crash participated in the bin Laden raid.