Timjer

@Timjer

Donald Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

Suuuuuuurrreee, you keep saying that, Trumpy. You keep saying that all the way ‘till the secret service hauls your fat, orange ass out of the white house and dumps it in the garbage where it belongs. Oh, how I’ll savor the sweet despair you’ll feel as you’ve lost your political immunity and now countless lawsuits will drop on you.

Steve Bannon #wingnut

F*ck off, bootlicker. Trump! Lost! Aaaaah, that feels orgasmic saying it. Anyway, show your true selves as the selfish & corrupt sore losers you really are!

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

He always beats them.

Apparently not, as Biden just legally and officially won the elections! In your face, WAR.

Curt Landry #fundie #wingnut

Guess what, Laundry, YOUR EMPRAH OFFICALLY LOST!! HA!! So where is your almight-yet-Trump-brownnosing God now?

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

…Man, I knew WAR had a few screws loose, but I had no idea.

Jericha Throne #fundie #wingnut

Apparently not going to happen. So either:

A) Jesus does not care what you want.

B) Jesus rightfully hates Antichrist Trump and wants him gone.

C) Jesus does not exist.

Pick one.

Kat Kerr #fundie #crackpot

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…Wut?

No, really, even by fundie standards this is just weird and nonsensical.

Kat Kerr #fundie #wingnut

…Moving the semantic goalposts I see. Why am I not surprised?

Ernest T. Bass #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy

Sex Instruction is specifically designed […] to cause children to become sexually active, thereby grooming them as future birth control and abortion customers at Planned Parenthood.

Sure, that all happens IN A (school) WORLD where:

*Nerds are the most powerful and popular kids.
*Math is the most fun subject.
*Religious studies functions to turn children into atheists.
*Gym makes children obese so the teachers can eat them.
*Student councils really do have more power than the principal and school board.

Donald Trump #conspiracy #pratt

@Lucilius #63741
@Passerby #63737

That reminds me of a rather apt quote from the Simpsons Movie, of all things.

Goon: “I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power.”

Cargill: “Of course I have! Have you ever tried going mad without power!? It’s boring, no one listens to you.”

Paula White #fundie #crackpot

So, in other words, Trump cannot win wihtout external powers meddling in the elections? Got it.

Saysitsover #crackpot

groin itches like fuck

I refuse to believe that! How could you incels even know what “fuck” feels like? Now, if you said it “itches like shit”, then I would have believed you.

Jon Watkins #crackpot #fundie

Mary is a demon? So are you saying Jesus is NOT the son of God, but rather the antichrist?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Dude, your precious Emprah is losing fair and square. Is it so hard to comprehend most US citizens are utterly sick of his corruption and incompetence?

Donald Trump #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Aw, what’s the matter Donnie? Things are starting to get a bit too hot for you now that you’re losing? good!

Jim #conspiracy #wingnut #conspiracy

If Trump lives through this election, he will be Caesar Augustus

On that, I can agree! Trump seems just as insane, power-hungry, and unfit to rule as the original Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus. Aka Caligula.

Didn’t think that quite through, did ya?

David Barton #fundie #homophobia

And what does that mean? God says, “I want sexuality confined to a man and a woman inside marriage. Anything outside of that is wrong

Congratulations! /s And guess what? Slaanesh says the exact opposite and is just as fictional to me. But the difference is even friggin’ Slaanesh seems to be more moral than the Abrahamic Horror you worship.

And if that’s not enough, pretty sure the Greek gods (who despite everything are faaaaaaaaaaar better than Slaanesh) not only practiced adultery, perversity, and homosexuality, they outright encouraged it.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut

Trump just became “CAPTAIN AMERICA.”

Tell that to that infamous image his own supporters made of Trump in Thanos’s place (you know, an omnicidal enemy of cap) about to perform The Snap, Ya dumbass.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

I have to know, does WAR really believe all the crap he spouts, or is he being paid a handsome sum to do it?

Günter Schulte #racist #wingnut

Real talk? Even IF one might agree with Trump’s policies (and quite frankly I’m more inclined to support the Republicans on some points than several Democrats), that doesn’t change the fact that Trump is still a highly corrupt, highly incompetent, & extremely narcissistic moron who shouldn’t be trusted as the manager of your local McDonalds, let alone the presidential seat.

Also:

He has unmasked the deep state

FFS!!! The “deep state” is NOT a thing! And if it was, then Trump would be the very embodiment of the “deep state”, not its opponent!

Robin Bullock #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

I will make a bed, and those who commit fornication with her

Eeeeewwwww! Seriously, why is it that the sex-hating fundies are the most blatantly obsessed with it?

Anyway, so God created COVID just because people didn’t want antichrist Trump to become Supreme Ruler of all Earth? Why would you worship such an evil monster?!

CapitalHillWDC #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

@SpukiKitty #63240

Well, it’s getting late for me here, so I’ll see you guys tomorrow. Either we’ll celebrate as the Orange Clown has a nuclear meltdown, or we’ll bid farewell to the last freedom the USA had. I’m hoping it’s the former, but you know, don’t want to tempt fate any more now.

…I don’t get it. Is “CapitalHillWDC” saying that pedo’s are people full of courage, humanity, empathy, strength, KINDNESS & RESPECT? If that’s the case, I suppose there are more pedo’s in the world than we thought…

Incline #psycho #sexist

Good, good! Use your agressive feelings. Let the hate flow through you!

Pat Robertson #crackpot #fundie #god-complex #wingnut

MrTrumpsWildRide #psycho #wingnut

…And then you StormTrumpers are surprised we call you that, considering you are blatant opressive fascists.

Also, what kind of username is that!? Makes me think of someone who loves Trump riding them…

Various Incels #psycho #racist #sexist

“[It's Over]” Okay, but what does that even mean!? I noticed countless incels posts starting with “[It's Over]”, but clearly it isn’t over, because the incels keep coming with their shit. If it really is over, then stop posting and/or just “rope” already.

Younus Kathrada #fundie #psycho

Blood for the blood Allah!!!

But seriously, you don’t want people mocking your religion? Then stop being such murderous douches!!

CrystalTheCoyote7 #fundie #homophobia

@Conscience #62924

Exactly. One must wonder how weak the OP’s faith is if it’s so easily threatened by anything non-christian even existing. I mean, I’m an atheist, but you don’t see me throwing tantrums over any medium with religion portrayed in it.

Heard things about RWBY but never watched it, honestly. Regardless, if that’s what offends you in a show I honestly don’t know what could possibly please you…

Still, now I’m curious to see that moron discover shows like Lucifer, Supernatural, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, The Last Airbender… or anime like Dragon Ball Super, DevilMan, The Devil is a Part Timer, Overlord, High School DxD… or games like Bayonetta, God of War, Assassin’s Creed, Doom Eternal, Shin Megami Tensei…

My point being that if the OP is sooooo easily offended, let’s see them bust several blood vessels over those things.

DeAnna Lorraine #wingnut

Eugh, I’m think I’m going to puke…

I mean, I don’t want to kinkshame, but if you see Trump as your “sexy daddy”, then you might want to reconsider your life choices.

VeganForLifeNZ #moonbat #elitist #pratt

Start respecting the fundamental rights of other sentient beings.

Only if you start by realizing that sentient =/= sapient, dumbass. Dogs are sentient. Humans are sapient. Huge difference.

littleharbour #conspiracy #wingnut

President Trump and his supporters are all that stand between freedom and global anarchy.

If by “global anarchy” you mean “a dystopian dictatorship”, then yes, Trump is indeed the (orange) thing standing between freedom and “global anarchy”. And by that I mean that Trump and his ilk want to keep freedom away from their despotic rule, if my words were too vague.

Unidentified Incel #sexist #psycho

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…SIGHAaaaaayuuuuup. proceeds to eerily calmly load shotgun

Cobra/The Portal #conspiracy #crackpot #ufo #magick

VeganForLifeNZ #moonbat #elitist

Too bad I already have something different planned for dinner, otherwise I would have gorged myself on a nice, juicy steak or burger or something just to spite the OP.

Dr Mahathir Mohamad #fundie #psycho

@Volcheka1 #62679

Okay, one, I don’t think you can really compare the two in such a way. And two, forgive me for saying it, but so far they’re doing a good enough job bombing each other to rubble.

EDIT: just to be clear, I’m saying that it’s not like the middle-east and islam in general has the moral high ground here in any way.

Mahathir Bin Mohamad #fundie #psycho #wingnut #kinkshaming

What?! Just because western women tend to dress more openly you think it’s your right to murder millions of them?! Then then you dare to call them uncivilized!?

F*CK OFF, you c*nt!!! Don’t you realize it’s exactly because of comments and behavior like that that Muslims across the world get so little respect anymore?

Dr Mahathir Mohamad #fundie #psycho

Hey, at least we admit the crusades were a terrible thing. But coming here and stabbing and beheading and bombing innocent people these days is not going to fix what happened back then hundreds of years ago!

Seriously, do you see us coming to your countries these days solely for stabbing and beheading innocent civilians in front of mosques!? Europe for the most part progressed from our primitive, xenophobic medieval behavior. Most islamic nations instead regressed to that. What happened to you guys? You guys invented stuff like coffee and modern math back then for crying out loud!

Just me and Jesus #fundie #psycho

Honestly? If I had a time machine I’d go back to the past and try to take pictures of the actual Jesus. Maybe proving that he’s not a caucasian, tall, long-haired adonis but rather an average middle-eastern guy might pull some of these fundies off their high horse.

And aside from that, I’d just destroy the time machine. No man should have this power, certainly not the batshit crazy OP.

Chris Aldridge #crackpot #magick

Gods did not create humans in their image, humans created gods in their own image. It’s as simple as that; early humans, lacking the answers to many questions, anthropomorphized many unexplained phenomena and put the lable “god” on it.

American babe and Temujin Sy #wingnut #sexist

The real reason Trump is criticized is because he is an Alpha Male.

Suuuuurrreeee. Except a real Alpha Male wouldn’t be intimidated by female power, wouldn’t be morbidly obese, wouldn’t be so insecure as to feel the need to shove his superiority in people’s faces, wouldn’t look like an orange toad, would have the spine to stand up to his financial backers, would have some moral convictions, would have some dignity not to act like a spoiled brat, and wouldn’t cheat at elections just so he can keep cowering from the law.

IslaVista2014 #racist #sexist

@ChrisBP747 #62397

I understand. I also despise Incels for multiple reasons, amongst which is the fact that they’re completely incomprehensible. Part of me would love to find out how they tick. All the other parts are terrified that even a glimpse would drive me utterly mad.

bluesky #fundie #dunning-kruger

I read the Bible, and it's never wrong

Of course, except for the countless times it contradicts reality itself. But I suppose we can write that off as reality being obstructive for no real reason.

Aedracel #sexist

I can't think of anything more depressing than a virgin man who prefers respecting the people that decided to kick him down and kick him down even more when he was already down.

So you hate virgin males because they aren’t psychopathic incels who blame all of womenkind (and most of malekind) for their own problems and instead act mature about it?

“Evil cannot comprehend good” at its finest.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

Now why I am convinced that morton’s fork is at play here? If Biden denies it, the StormTrumpers would claim “how dare he lie about it! Only a guilty man would lie that he is innocent!”; yet if Biden is silent “He’s not yelling his innocence! That means he’s guilty!”

TL;DR: He just cannot win no matter what he says or does.

Also;

posing seductively w/ their underage niece

You mean like how Trump has openly lusted after his own daughter?

Edmund_Kemper #sexist #quack #crackpot

Klas_Vegas #ableist #crackpot #wingnut #dunning-kruger

…SIGH

Klas_Vegas, I can safely say you’re a liar, an idiot, and a douche. I have aspergers, and it saddens me that I am genuinely not inclined to violence at all, because otherwise I’d punch you in your lying face. Because, quite frankly, literally nothing of what you just said is even remotely factually true.

boobooAmber #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #psycho

It's In God's great hands to blow them to hell with his almighty nostril.

…Well that’s a thing I just read.