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Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

“It wasn’t my grandson’s announcement that he was transgender, though some might think so.”
Okay, now imagine that your grandkid had announced their engagement to a black person.
And your daughters were supportive.
And you were ‘I love you, but maybe wait to see if you grow out of this fad.’
And insisted you loved your grandkid, but would not love their fiance. NEVER accept their fiance.
And kept referring to this union as a mistake. And described him as confused.
Would you be surprised, then, if your daughter cut your bigoted ass completely off for being a threat to her kid’s happiness? Would you blame the mother for your isolation?
There’s a reality here that you’re refusing to participate in and you’re facing the consequences.

RB #racist

“ although racial epitaths are very funny in good clean joke form”
No.
Most ethnic jokes are attacks. ‘There were three demographics and one of them did something stupid/illegal/harmful.’ There’s no purpose to adding a racial slur except to compound the attack. Does not matter if it’s a ‘clean’ joke or dirty, there’s no call for it except bigotry.

There ARE some ethnic jokes that take advantage of cultural differences. They’re few and far between. And if you added a racial slur to those, it becomes a racial attack.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

Kay4Christ #fundie

for-the-love #fundie

Gipper #fundie

“Christians who are not at war with atheism are merely submitting to worldly political correctness and do not see God's demands for what they are.”

Titus 3:10, Warn a divisive person once, and then warn them a second time. After that, have nothing to do with them. .

So, mention Jesus twicet, then have nothing more to do with them. You’re not supposed to be so annoying you drive the fuckers away from your superstition.

Raptor #fundie

“I used to not care much for religious Christmas music but since I know it upsets so many non-Christians and left wingers I tend to like it a lot more.”
How incredibly Christain you are. The thought of other people’s suffering is what turns you on.
Do you put Ex-Lax in the office Xmas cookies?

Jesuis Kennerly #fundie #racist

@Peacemonger373 #244012
For them, Christainity goes all the way back to Adam and Woman, so, it’s a Christain story. Pay no attention to the history of the document behind the curtain.

Athlon4all #fundie

“And anyone who rejects God's Word (wether Creation or Christ) is being decieved by Satan”
Really?
Because the reason I left the Church i grew up in wasn’t God’s Word, it was how the believers behaved around me. They didn’t offer proof of God or confirmation of the Word. THey just got hard-ons imagining the sadistic tortures that awaited atheists, evolutionists, liberals, homosexuals, and so on… And looked forwards to watching.
It seemed less like Satan deceiving me, more like the masks of evil people dropping…

“and drawn away by selfish desires.”
I was looking for God.
But all the churches were telling the same stories with the same lack of truths.

“Satan has a hold over anyone who rejects the truth.”
Meh. Just can’t see that humans need a bigger boogey man than other humans…

Jesuis Kennerly #fundie #racist

You know the pagan gods had tridents long before the Jewish had menorahs…
It would make more sense to give Satan a pagany symbol than a Jewish, since they stole Satan from a Pagan deity.

David Mathews #fundie

“Atheists are funny when they become offensive.”
I thought i was offensive for existing? And how funny do you mean? Certainly all the Faithful demanding that i lose my rights, my vote, my citizenship aren’t laughing.
Meh. Humor is a defense mechanism. Laughing at me means you find me threatening.
Boo. ANd boo, again.

“No doubt about it. Atheists are a whole lot more entertaining when they are emotional, obscene and irrational.”
Yeah, yeah. We’re not afraid of words, so our vocabulary is laced with ‘naughty’ ones. Glad you’re entertained ,you fucking twatwaffle.
As to irrational, I don’t think you guys could identify a definition of ‘rational’ if it didn’t have examples. You just pick anything that agrees with you and call it rational, pretending you’re not emotional train wrecks.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“ Salem worships the Devil.”
No, it really doesn’t.
It’s a pretty standard city that draws a LOT of tourist trade because of the witch trials.
If they worshiped the Devil they’d have a casino.

“It is shameful that any city in America would honor witchcraft.”
Most of the witchtrians were political and predatory. They don’t honor witchcraft nearly as much as they admit that the 19 people executed for witchcraft were murdered. …by people like you, Davey.

“Shame on Salem's citizens who tolerate such evil.”
Tourism. The dollar paying for the roads and schools and fire department depend heavily on the tourists.

“Witchcraft is a vile sin,”
SO is gossip.
SO is accusing people of things without knowing what you’re talking about.
So is jumping to conclusions.

“Every born-again Christian living in Salem, Massachusetts ought to continually expose this horrible wickedness."
THey do. NO one cares.

“Witchcraft should be punishable by law.”
Too bad that we’re not a biblical nation, we’re a secular one and don’t punish anyone just for having a religion.

“No one has the freedom to undermine the very basis upon which freedom is established—FAITH IN THE GOD OF THE BIBLE.”
Oh, shut the fuck up. Our freedoms are based on a group of men NOT legislating superstition, fuckwaddle.

nevermind #fundie

“with so much evidence against evolution, or the lack of evidence to support it i could say that evolutionists are unscientific.”
you can SAY anything. Proving it, though, there’s the rub.

“most evolutionists are remarkably closed minded, more so than creationists.”
Nope. Sorry. Not accepting your baseless appeals to magic as ‘evidence’ is NOT close-minded. Just not being gullible.

“the constant support for evolution even though there has been no tangeble facts to support it for the last 100 years looks closed minded to me.”
Well, facts appear invisible to you, so who really cares? There’s plenty of evidence, and the best are listed in the textbook. “This happened, and THIS is how we know…”
Supporting a theory which has facts going for it is not close-minded. You’re just adamant that Genesis is factual, historical, and accurate.

donaldkilroy #fundie

“At this time are those lesbian monkeys in China making a legal stand”
You have those goalposts on wheels, don’t you?
Make an argument, get it shoved up your ass, take two steps, make a worse argument.

carriespnc #fundie

“Why do people hate God and the Bible, or not believe at all?”
People have used all three to justify various crimes against their fellow man. Slavery, misogyny, sexism, genocide… Can’t imagine why I wouldn’t embrace such source material.

“Has humanism puffed up your self-esteem so much that you don't need God?”
Actually, I was looking for the god i had believed in when i realized i’d become atheist. Everyone had the same disappointing answers.

“Think you're too smart?”
No, plenty of people are smarter than me.
I just don’t find any of the arguments for gods to be convincing.

“Why then is the Bible too confusing for you?”
No, it’s actually pretty simplistic. Jesus said he’d commit a miracle, his friends didn’t believe him, he did it, they sang his praise as the messiah… Then in the next town, the EXACT SAME THING happened. “I’mma gonna...” “No, WAY!” “Way!”

“(You know it was written in the English language in 1611 to farmers of a 5th grade reading level.”
ANd this is brought up….why?

“College text books change every year yet all are taught as fact for that semester and to question it you are just ignorant.”
Well, it depends on WHY you question it. I mean, most textbooks I’ve seen say ‘this is a fact” and then “and this is how we know it’s fact.”
So questioning there methodology wouldn’t be ignorant, but questioning facts because they disagree with the bible is out and out stupid.

“Yet the Bible (KJV1611) which came from the Textus Receptus which comes from the Old and New Testaments written in Hebrew and Greek respectively, which was completed around 90-100AD is not taken seriously as a history book?”
No. It’s got too many anonymous accounts. HIstory doesn’t like anonymous accounts. Can’t tel if they were eyewitness or writing a generation later or what…

“Where do people think we got our year from? It has been 2007 years since Jesus birth.”
No, sweetie. It’s been almost exactly 1500 years since a monk decided to date the calendar from the assumed birth of Jesus. Which hasn’t really been proven.

“He died (and rose again)around 33AD. This is history,”
No, it’s not. The gospels do not indicate their authors and were not eyewitnesses anyway.

“the Bible is a very good read and even if you don't believe it, but maybe it will soften your heart and you won't have all this hate towards Christians.”
Read the Sermon on the Mount and then read the news and tell me if the Christains in today’s politics are being Christains as Jesus directed them to be?

Supersport #fundie

“Atheists live to kill people...”
With Trump in office, many people are losing their benefits just to save money for Trump’s rich friends. People who are going to starve or freeze to death as winter stretches. That’s not on atheists.

“especially babies,”
Since the red states have outlawed abortion in so many cases, the death rate for pregnant women has increased dramatically. SO much so that many states stopped publishing the statistics. That’s not on atheists.

“old people”
I do remember conservative politicians addressing the lockdowns of the last 5 years by saying that Old people should be VOLUTEERING to die as long as it would stimulate the economy. That’s not on atheists.

“and anyone who disagrees with their politics of hate.”
Dude, that’s Trump. He wants power, money, and really cheesy indicators of wealth. He doesn’t care if people die, even if his own followers starve to death.

“If people don't hate what they hate, atheists just kill them. And if atheists don't want people around -- such as developing fetuses or sick people, it's ok to just snuff 'em out and throw 'em away like trash.”
You’re describing the current administration, not atheists.

SteadyHandMcduff #fundie

“So your love for your partner goes out the window just like that? If that's morality, then I don't need morals.”
Well, yes. If i find out she’s committed murder, she’s not the woman I thought i fell in love with.
Same if i find she’s committed child abuse, or a Ponzi scheme, or helped Trump take the presidency… If i had known about this when we met, I would not have come to love her, so there’s no hypocrisy in the love ending.

SemperReformanda #fundie

"God created logic, and all of God's creation points to Him”
SO, I just did a daily logic puzzle. 20 people in a grid, each one provides a clue as to how many criminals are among the 20 and where they are located.
One clue is that the two criminals to the right of Vera are neighbors. I can’t tell if column B or D is a criminal, but logic demands that column C is a criminal. It’s the only person neighboring both possibilities.
Now, you say that this puzzle, that uses logic, is a creation of God, AND that it points to him existing?
How?
I mean, I solved the puzzle, but found nothing that indicates any higher being existing, nor evidence they were involved in making or processing logical thought.
I suspect you’re full of shit and just attributing everything to God because that’s your prejudice.
I don’t see it.

“It is morally repugnant and intellectually dishonest for the atheist to use logic and rationality without confessing a belief in a transcendent power, namely the Trinitarian God of Scripture, from whom all truth, morality and rationality flows."
Good Shiva, this sentence is grammatically repugnant.
So, logic is an acquired skill. A tool for evaluating ideas. The idea of God is not logical. The idea of Hell is out and out illogical. And I don’t think you would recognize intellectual honesty if it bit you on the nose.
i HONESTLY cannot find any dependable evidence of any gods. Except maybe Aphrodite. There ARE some women that make me think the goddess is real and loves us.
But other than that, it’s just a bunch of opinionated people pointing at the sky and declaring ‘Cuz GAWD!’

Rachel Roberts #fundie

“First, a homosexual is a person who has feelings of sexual attraction for someone of the same gender but does not act upon them.”
THen, what the hell do you call those with those feelings who DO act upon them?
The dictionary calls them homosexuals.

“Such people do exist.”
There are also heterosexuals that have sexual attraction feelings but don’t act on them. Monks, priests, popes, incels, high school teachers, husbands. No one questions their existification.

“In some cases they are ashamed of their homosexual impulses,”
Sorry to hear that. You shouldn’t be.

“ wish they were not present,”
Well, wish in one hand and beat off with the other…

“and would eagerly leave them behind if they knew how to do so.”
And these people have what political impact on the world? Are you saying that homosexual rights should not exist because SOME people won’t indulge in them?

Lebbell #fundie

“God has decided that this debate is closed.”
Yeah, when I was little, if i was losing Monopoly, my teddy bear would tel me the game was over.

“Don't cry for my help if your life is suddenly in peril [as so many of this lot does in desperation], I won't be listening!"
Heh. I already think your god isn’t listening, bubbles. And i do not call on any gods when the ship is sinking, or when i need surgery, or when the car skids on the black ice.

“On judgment day it will be the believers I'll give the pleasure to of throwing this lot into the burning pit"
And this poster is convinced he’ll be the one dishing out the suffering that’s being mandated by a loving god.

Neggr #crackpot #psycho #dunning-kruger

“I mean, there is nothing to stop me from going to a grave to a newly died chad, digging it out, carrying it to a remote place,”
Except for laws about trespassing, handling of human remains, AND, if you’re in Idaho, laws against cannibalism.

“make a campfire and eat his corpse.”
His embalmed corpse. At least a week dead, full of toxic chemicals, PLUS whatever killed him might still be in there… Yeah, not a good plan.

“Would that make my bones grow, I mean his genes is floating into my body, my body might be able to learn the code and grow my own chad body+face.”
You don’t want a corpse in this country. There ARE places, mostly in the Pacific, where they eat fresh humans with the intention of gaining a physical advantage from the dead person’s life. Maybe you can buy your way into the potluck?
Just show up with a meat cleaver and say, “I want you to help me get fucked!”

Disciple 3 #fundie

“Well, just the fact that half the world is of one religion should be telling.”
What’s more telling is that you only count most Christain religions when you want a majority. Otherwise, you don’t really think Mormons or Catholics are Christains, or any faiths that use the wrong version of the Bible…

Corbenine #fundie

“Listen to me. An asteroid, one that could have wiped out all the dinosaurs, would have basically destroyed all life on Earth.”
That would depend on exactly HOW the asteroid killed off any life on Earth, no?
You’re making assumptions that were not part of the observations we’ve made.

billiefan2000 #fundie

"[On the Supreme Court ruling in favor of same sex marriage.]

and the war on us christians has started”
A war.
Your superstition-based bigotry does not have absolute control over the secular country, so you imagine it as a war. Not just that you’re being made one voice out of many.
Even my grandmother didn’t hang as much crepe as you people do.

“next the churches and prayer ministries will be targeted for believing in the bible”
Actually, that would be a violation of the 1st Amendment. Again, you not being VOICE SUPREME is not the same as persecution, except in your snowflake-imaginations.

“this isn't about tolerance for the LGBT movement, it is about censoring Christians”
Who’s censoring you? You’re still free to say that your church won’t condone SSM. Won’t perform it. Won’t celebrate it. But your businesses and secular functions can’t discriminate against it. That’s not censorship.

marklondon2003 #fundie

Demi White #wingnut #pratt #racist

“If you don't like America that's fine. Your prerogative. But put your money where you mouth is and leave.”
No.
I mean, of my toilet backs up, I don’t sell the house. I try to fix what’s wrong.
If a dickhead is ignoring our laws, his oath, and basic human decency, I would rather fix what’s wrong with MY country than abandon it. I’m weird like that.
YOU can, be my guest.

Jesse Watters #wingnut

“There is no due process.”
The impeachment is not a trial, bozo. It’s a political action where enough people say THIS guy should not be in the government, and THIS is the reason!
You can NOT do it in secret, but the rules for evidence for prosecution don’t exactly apply. And yet, the President gets a lawyer, he gets to question the evidence or give his side, and the Senators decide if he does or doesn’t deserve the boot.

Furyus George #homophobia

“Homosexuals assert that they are 'born' homosexual. If true, this is obviously some sort of defective genetic mutation...”
How do you know it’s defective?
How do you know it’s a mutation?
It could be a feature, not a bug. Homosexuality is practiced in many species, so maybe there is a benefit and the gene pool has preserved it. We’ve only been looking for a few years, nature’s been experimenting with it for millions…

“Further, since homosexuals, by nature, cannot reproduce,”
Incorrect. LOTS of families in the 70s, wives and kids, were upset when their fathers decided to stop living the lie and came out of the closet.

“which aids in the survival of the species,”
Maybe having adults that contribute to the defense of the herd without increasing the drain on resources is a good thing?
But, anyway, as long as heterosexual couples have babies, it seems like 10% of them will be gay.

“why should any rights be granted them period?”
They’re humans. They get rights.
If we withdraw rights based on reproduction, then we could hunt incels for sport, which is not unattractive, but also no one could vote UNTIL they had enough kids to replace the parents. And anyone infertile gets no vote.

Kevin Badenoch #racist

Waitin #fundie

“Tunnel ceiling collapsed on a car and killed a woman of faith”
Heh.
If they post an opinion on science or the bible you question their Christainity, but if the paper says they were Christains when they died, you take that as gospel.

Kevin Badenoch #racist

SO everyone that voted to outlaw abortion entirely, those misogynists? Figure out their culture and start shipping people to Christmas Island?

…Okay.

Anna Diehl #fundie

“Now what makes God haters so nervous about Christians being alright with God’s wrath is that they think we’ll then use God’s wrath as an excuse to go butchering people.”
I was about 8 when i realized that half the congregation I saw every Sunday was Sadistic. They would start describing the people in Hell, and it wasn’t just People like Hitler, but everyone on Earth that the Christains disagreed with. The historians who said their religion wasn’t historical, the scientists who dismissed Genesis, the anthropologists who said there was no sign of Egyptians owning slaves….
And the way their EYES lit up! God, they were so looking forward to sitting on a Cloud in Heaven with a decent view of the Lake of Fire. I don’t care that you’re ALRIGHT with the sadism and pure, meaningless torture of GOd, it’s that you all look FORWARDS to it!

“Of course this fear is only valid if you totally discount God’s sovereignty,”
No, pretty sure my fear of you guys being turned on by a good, justified genocide and torture is independent of God’s power. You people are or at least can be sick fuckers.

“because according to Him, nothing in this world happens without His approval and help.”
So, you can’t blame Satan for Obama. Got it.

“The biblical records are filled with examples of God using humans as His instruments of Divine discipline.”
And of a benevolent God using suffering to reach his goals. That’s bad, but you signing off on it is worse.

Apple Sky #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #242146

PFfft. We shoot missiles so far from the sub that if we’re off by a hundred arc seconds (Every degree has 60 arc-minutes, every arc-minute has 60 arc-seconds)(So, 1/36th of a degree error), we miss the target by two miles. We have to calculate the irregularities in the Earth’s shape and its gravity, to hit the target.

DepravedAndDeprived #sexist #crackpot

“Back when I used to teach the radical divide between men and women was always crazy.”
I’m sure that’s what you saw…

“Foids are consistently better at doing what they're told, leading to higher grades,”
Which is why the militaries are almost completely women, huh?

“but they utterly lack creativity, independence, or any form of initiative.”
And no woman has ever invented or developed anything in the history of man. Yep, sure.

“Men were the exact opposite. Often sloppier and less organised, but they were independent and curious.”
last Midshipman Op i was on, the men sat in the mess decks and watched movies while eating ice cream. The women tried to qualify every watch we’d let them stand.

“They had a mind of their own, and were capable of disagreeing. They were able to come up with their own ideas and perspective.”
Have you ever actually talked to a women?
Sounds like you’re just projecting your stereotypes out there.

“The divide astonished me and it still kinda does tbh.”
I doubt it gives you second thoughts.

“Men are made for exploring and learning; women are made for supporting their husband.”
Yeah, no. that’s just bullshit.

hornybelinder #dunning-kruger

I didn’t even buy my wife a hamster without telling her. Got her a cage andthe money for one, but not the hamster itself.

I doubt we’d break up over it, but it would be something that needed healing.

[deleted] #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia

“TLDR: Every LGT(not so much of an issue with gay men) person of met in real life has had special snowflake syndrome, and I can’t begin to vent about my problems with them without them trying to one up it. It’s starting to build hate and resentment in me.”
You’re upset about THEM existing, but THEY’RE the special snowflakes…

Dave Blount #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

OR, he prefers that we OBEY INTERNATIONAL LAW and rescue people who are no longer a threat, rather than assassinate all witnesses!

buzzardhut #fundie

“baby animals wouldn't take up as much space.”
But Noah didn’t take babies, he took adults. They had mated.
“Take with you seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and one pair of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate,”

“God may have put them in a deep sleep - hibernation.”
And there’s nothing in the narrative to indicate that
1) that happened
2) that all the beasts of the Earth could survive being asleep for a fucking year
You’re just pulling additional facts out of your ass, trying to make the story more credible.

“He did it to Adam, He can do it again.”
Adam slept for one surgery, not for a year.

“We call it local anesthesia."
No, we fucking do not! LOCAL means that a certain body part won’t feel pain during surgery, not that the entire animal goes into a coma-like state.

Jo-mama #fundie

“ The kids have a right to a mom and a dad -”
SO, if my wife dies, I have to remarry before I can get the kids back in my custody? WHere will they be until then? Foster care with god only knows what sort of configuration?
For that matter, if my supervisor is on a business trip for a month, can i call CPS for her kids being denied a Mom for 30 days?
When Trump divorced his first wife, did that deny the mom from the kids of that marriage? Or did the second mom count, the one he cheated with during his first marriage?
What is this right based on and where do we find it to get these answers? Has it shown up in case law? What’s the precedent?

A significant number of people who are homeless these days just aged out of the Foster Care program. They have no one to turn to for help. So, by denying them an adoption into a loving household, you’re very close to guaranteeing their failures. Do people have a right to be homeless and is it superior to their right to a mom and dad?

Lizz #fundie

“ I asked her what Church her and her family went to"
Thank the Lord she didn’t say Islamic.

“and she disclosed that they were...atheists.”
I like the pause. I literally heard ‘Dun-dun-DUN!’ right therre.

“I literally grabbed the cookie out of her hand and told her to leave our home at once.”
Wow. What a bitch.

“She started crying,”
Oh. I’d have gone for your eyes. Or at least my cookie. NO BACKSIES!

“my son was all upset,”
Wonder why?

“and now i feel like the bad guy.”
Oh! Well, I have good news for you, then. You are.

“But i am just trying to be a good mother.”
By upsetting your child and alienating your future daughter in law.
Well, at least you’ll understand why you’re not invited to the wedding…

Black Clemenza #fundie #psycho

“.would be a hoot to hear them all calling out, "oh GOD, please help me"....”
No, no, the HOOT is when the Faithful call out to God for help, saving, survival, and then die anyway. That shit’s HILARIOUS.

Michael Woese #fundie

“Really do you believe both human eyes evolved with 3d focusing... at the same time-”
Um, yes. How else would it work?
A gene pool develops 3D focusing with one eye, and later with the other? Never mind evolution, EYES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

“TWO SIMULTANEOUS randomly formed eyes?”
Um, you’re kind of an idiot. Or a fan of Ray Comfort. It’s the same DNA for both eyes. I mean, if you can show that bilateral symmetry in all those animals is just a coincidence, then do so. But it seems like developing two hands, two arms, two eyes, evenly distributed by sides, would be a benefit that started WAY back when.
And you’re WAY too afraid of ‘random.’ THe process is NOT entirely random.

“The evolution theory is even more weird as each male AND female 'randomly' developed the same two type eyes,”
It’s gene pools that evolve, not genders. So, not all that weird that when humans got a trait, all humans got that trait.
This is definitely Comfort-level ignorance, but still confident enough to talk about it.

“That's four SIMULTANEOUS randomly formed eyes, dual random simulataneousness/duplicated!”
No, your math is wrong. Just two eyes. And not random. And not simultaneous so much as ‘together.’

6stringedsignseeker #fundie

“The soul comes from God and God only. That's something I'm sure we could NEVER duplicate.”
But if it’s a conscious choice by an omniscient being, why would he put souls in a fetus that’s going to be aborted before it breathes?
Or why put one in a fetus that’ll be stillborn?
Or why put one in a baby that’ll die before the age of 1 due to disease, malnourishment, or child abuse?
Why put a soul in anyone that’s not going to be saved before they die?
If he won’t put a soul in my clone, why would he put souls into both identical twins? THey started as one fertilized egg, when did God come back and make sure both babies are born with souls?

What about those where the fetus absorbs the other fetus in the womb? People born with an extra limb or organs or half a body? How many souls do they have?
ANd co-joined twins? They can have two different opinions on religion, so is that two souls?

Bro. Randy #fundie

“In the passage from Acts, there are all kinds of animals. Clearly it is not a sin to eat meat.”
It’s not a sin to own slaves, either, but i would definitely condemn anyone who tried to own slaves today.

“The question, however, is whether it is a sin to not eat meat.”
There was a time that humans were not supposed to, so where do you get the answer?

“I believe it is."
Based on what, exactly?

“We need to eat a balanced, healthy diet and part of that balance is meat. Meat contains vitamins and minerals that we need to survive.”
But, seriously, if we can get the proteins and whatever else from another source, do we HAS to eat meat?

“Besides, in my own observations, I have yet to see a vegetarian who actually looks like they are healthy and happy.”
Ah. Argument from your impressions. How many vegetarians have you seen? How do you measure ‘healthy’ and ‘happy’ by looks?
I think you just don’t want to live without bacon so you’re justifying it backwards to sin.

Darth Dane #fundie

“Isn't telling a fictional story, something which isn't real, per definition a lie?”
A lie is: to tell an untruth or falsehood to deceive someone.
Did Lucas intend anyone to believe that Jedis fought fascism a long time ago, and a long ways away? Or was it just entertainment?
Entertainment isn’t a lie if you don’t intend to deceive.

Randy_Randy_Randy #fundie

“Jesus didn't have a penis, he was pure.”
That’s like a paralytic being a pacifist.
What’s the point of not sinning if you’re unable to sin in the first place?
If he was just physically unable to NOT be pure, his purity is no big deal.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“So I told the kids to about-face. Then I took great delight in going to the other end of the line first.”
So the bullies still got candy, huh? No consequences for their behavior. I mean, they had to wait five minutes for their candy…

“That’s what God has done with the ultimate gift of everlasting life. He turned the line around, and He it did it by consistently using foolish things to confound the arrogant brats of this world.”
So, every single time Jesus says he’s going to perform a miracle, the Apostles are all ‘No way!’ and Jesus is, ‘Way!’ And this goes on until he does it and THEN the Apostles sing his praises as the messiah… Until the next miracle.
I can believe this is told this way so that kids get the message.
I can’t believe it’s for the dumb people FIRST.
Real people don’t act this way.
Real people after a few miracles would be expecting another miracle.
REAL people would be betting with the other witnesses, “Betcha dinner for 13 that he does it!”
It’s not only too simple for me to grasp right away, it’s too fucking unrealistic.

Emma the Emo #fundie

“I’m convinced that lots, and lots of normal, law-abiding men”
What convinced you of this?
ANY evidence, like a survey of lots and lots of men?
Or just a couple of pedophiles trying to convince others that what they FEEL is normal, it’s the behavior that’s actual pedophilia?

LOVEthroughINTELLECT #fundie

“Sounds like indoctrination.”
I don’t think you CAN indoctrinate someone to think critically.
Indoctrination is LITERALLY teaching someone to accept one or more beliefs without critical thought. Critical thought is teaching them to examine new ideas.

If you think those two ‘sound’ similar, you’re dumb enough to think antonym is another term for synonyms.

The Invisible Man #fundie

“WTF? Now a man can't even have a SINGLE god damn room free of twat influence”
If you refer to your wife as a twat, you’re going to make your entire apartment a safe space for you and your manly manliness.

“in his house (which he probably pays for),”
Bit of a knee-jerk prejudice, there. Most workers today don’t make enough money that one spouse is the one bringing home the bacon. I mean, in OUR case, my Navy retirement pays the bulk of our house payment, but if she wasn’t paying half the bills, I couldn’t do that. And part of the entire REASON she married the man (not you, clearly, but some grownup) was that THEY would have a house.

“while she takes over the rest of the whole damn place?”
Oh, grow up and get out of mom’s basement. Whatever she does to the rest of teh house, it’s not for her benefit alone. She has to keep the kids in mind when she furnishes their rooms, the whole damned family when she furnishes the living room, the kitchen, any bathrooms, and keep you happy when she does anything to the bedroom. There’s no woman-cave just for her.
But you expect one room dedicated entirely to your selfish ass.

“Absolutely disgusting.”
Don’t marry, then. It’s a partnership.
Just buy a wife from some other country and keep her as a sex slave.

“Feminists have the nerve to say that women are oppressed by men but write articles like this and don't see what this does to marginalize men?”
In this article, the men. HAVE. A man-cave. What does their wife get? THe kitchen? MAYBE after a kid leaves the nest, she can finally have a room for her sewing? Maybe?

“This is almost like satire. Men are just stupid, make no sense, and can't do anything right. So we lady folk have to step in and fix their dumb mistakes in their petty stupid little man caves.”
Dude, they’re making fun of the man cave. The entire concept that you need a safe-space from the family you went out and acquired.
If you want to be alone with your toys, never marry.

“Only in the mind of a dumb feminist does a SINGLE ROOM inside a house that man makes his own, while the women has free reign and control all over the rest of the house, "dis-empower" women.”
And again, it’s kind of fucking AMAZING that you consider the entire house that the whole family lives in to be HER space. While you want a treehouse.