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Napoleon De Geso #wingnut #sexist

"What is real culture
Real culture is having honor, values, and morals.”
No, it’s not. A culture is a culture, whether or not you approve of it. It doesn’t make it more ‘real’ that you think they’re right.

“Education is just outer level.”
Education isn’t culture. However, a culture may encourage or value education.

“And a lot of people are cultured just superficially, have culture just on surface, but inside are rotten.”
You’re varying between usages of the word ‘culture.’
‘People are cultured’ refers to people who are educated and behave as elites. That’s not the same as a student culture or the Southern culture.

“Especially femoids - she has read a lot of books, but she also sucked a lot of dicks.”
Misogyny is not a culture, dick.

“Commitment to superfically cultured cunt like this is dishonor, and noculture”
Just tossing labels out, huh?

“And so being lolicon is sign of real culture,”
How incredibly self-serving, to label your perversion a sign of your superiority.

“as it is desire for honor and purity.”
No, it’s not. There’s neither honor nor purity in statutory rape.

“Teen girls sometimes have it, they may be not very educated, not "formed personalities", but if they not sluts [yet] - that is most important.”
You fear being compared to someone who is competent at sex. that’s not cultured.

“And so sad to see them loosing culture by becoming sluts,”
‘Losing.’ it’s spelled ‘losing,’ loser.

“and trying to save them is made illegal in this degeneracy.”
But you’re NOT trying to ‘save’ them for their sakes, but your own.
That’s not saving anyone.

“Times of barbarism, teen fuckboy can destroy girl's culture, and elder man must be slave for rotten filthy whore.”
Oh, god, just swallow a grenade.

“ I refuse it, I am man of culture”
Maybe if you make your own yogurt?

A Sheep #fundie

“I have a few things to say concerning this scripture.”
Lay it on me.

“First, do this passages have to be referring to intercourse?”
Yes.

“Being satisfied by your wife's breasts and embracing a spouse's bosom does not sound like intercourse to me.”
How the bloody hell do you define ‘intercourse,’ then?

waba gc #racist

Weirdly, I DO have work done on the house or the car or the lawn and i don’t make sure that only white people are involved. And when I’ve had complaints, no one’s denied the mistake, the accident, or the damage based on accusing me of racism.
EVEN MORE WEIRDERER! My wife has had complaints about some of the work done, and no one accuses HER of ‘reverse’ racism.

You’re just using a fear of being (apparently accurately) accused of racism as an excuse to be racist.

Thing is, though, that your fear of being branded probably hasn’t had the slightest effect on any business. If the economy’s good, people need the work done, the work will expand to fill the available businesses.

Tuscany Bay Productions #racist #fundie

“The true name of Allah is Satan.”
Uh huh. You know that CHristains who speak Arabic pray to Allah, right? It’s the word for God.
But you can’t know who they’re praying to unless you see which book they’re holding…

“If you follow Islam, or vote for a follower of Islam to rule over you in any way,”
You’re STILL mad about Obama?
A guy who shaved, drank beer, supported gays and women, making him one LOUSY Muslim…

thegamblER #sexist

“A woman's virginity is a jewel”
Well, to small-minded men, yes.
I’m more fond of Raul Julia’s line in Gumball Rally: “What’sa behind me don’ta matter.” What she did before we met isn’t my business.

“while a man's virginity is a shame”
To the same small-minded men.

“Another example of female privilege.”
You, a male, are stating that you value a woman based on her not having the experience to judge your sexual abilities. This is not a woman’s privilege, it’s your fear of inadequacy.

Ellen Bell #fundie

“Evolution is a religion”
Nope.
It’s a secular science. All science is secular. Not a religion.

“in competition with Christianity.”
Nope. the ONLY place that evolution impacts Christainity is for those who simply MUST take Genesis literally.

“It has its adherents, priests and apologists.”
PRATT.

“Since the priests are the ones manufacturing the 'evidence' they can be like the pagan priests who conjured 'magic' to convince the people to continue to support them.”
You’re just butthurt that the science doesn’t validate Genesis. Calling it a religion is more of an ad hominem than an insight…

godsgal #fundie

“[Jack Chick tracts] are pretty cheap, and have a <u>very</u> good message.”
No, every single one I’ve read has at least one lie in it.
Dark Dungeons tries to avoid copyright violation but it’s not even halfway through before DD becomes DnD. And the gameplay isn’t real.
The Harry Potter one lies about what witchcraft is found in the HP books.
The evolution one is cowritten by Hovind…

But MAN, the guys in the earlier gay tracts are HOT leather-daddies, aren’t they?

Steven L. Anderson #psycho

Follower of Christ too #fundie

“Maybe this is why miracles are not so common-because of unbelief!”

Have you ever READ the Bible?
EVERY FUCKING TIME Jesus is about to miracle, the disciples say, “No way, Jesus, no one can do that.” But Jesus says, “Way.” And lo, it is way.
And the doubting disciples go nuts. They all believe. They shout that Jesus is the Messiah. Because the Bible says that th entire PURPOSE of J-Bob’s miracles is to convince people he’s god.
But the next town over, when Jesus goes to miracle, all those disciples doubt him AGAIN! And he can still miracle! ANd they go nuts ONE MORE TIME.
Until the next town….

Over and over and over. So, doubt is not a limiting factor on God’s miracle powers.

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot #sexist

“Many wives have a rebellious habit of not doing what their husband says.”
Oh, Jesus,Davey, the courts took her side. Move ON!

Iacchus #fundie

“Evolution is just a fancy word for change.”
It’s a pretty straight-forward word for LOTS of change.

“ And without change, there would be nothing to differentiate.”
But there is change. So, a meaningless observation.

“ So, if there was just one thing from which all things evolved,”
I don’t think that’s the theory.
More like there were a few simple things,which exchanged information and they all started everything. I mean,not like we come from Bob. More like we and plants and everything else comes from Bob, and Carol, and Ted, and Allspice.

“and that one thing evolved equally,”
What do you mean by ‘evolved equally’? How do you measure evolved? Generations? Changes? Abilities? How?

“ what exactly would have changed?”
Everything.

Mark Osgatharp #fundie

“If you are saying that the simple fact of owning another man is unjust”
Yes, owning a person is unjust.

“ then you must also assert that Roman slavery was unjust,”
Romans,huh? The guys that used to throw Christains to the lions? Crucify people they conquered? You want me to go WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out on a limb and say THEY did something less than fully just? Um… Ookay. Roman slavery was unjust.

“for they, too, practiced human bondage.”
Yeah….

“As far as the mistreatment of slaves, I agree it is wrong, but it does not chang the obligation of the slave to obey the master.”
Thing is, this obligation is imposed unjustly on the slave and incompletely upon the master.

RoyWM #fundie

Yes, but scripture always assumes that one side had god’s ear.
In the real world, everyone’s convinced that they have their god on their side. Jehovah, the other Jehovah, Jsus, Allah, Shiva, Ra…
Like it or not, someone will claim any outcome is their god’s work.

NephilimFree #fundie

"The scientific community has been controlled by evolutionists since the 1050's.”
If ‘evolutionist’ means ‘anyone who accepts the science of modern biology,’ okay.

“They discriminate against anyone putting forth evidence that does not conform to evo fantasy.”
Actually, that’s Creationists. People at ICR and AIG both sign letters of faith promising that they will not publish any evidence that doesn’t fit a literal reading of Genesis.
If you have any actual scientific evidence against evolution, publish away.
But they won’t give you a platform to make up bogus claims or pretend superstition is evidence.

“This is not evidence for evolution, but an argument based upon an appeal of the majority, and in this case, it is incalid.”
No, it’s claiming that the actual evidence for evolution has convinced people who know their shit. It’s not saying ‘evolution is true because of it’s popularity.’ Because then evolution would have NOT been true when Darwin published because of the pushback.

“"Evolution has mountains of evidence"

Not a shred. Science destroys evolutionsim.”
Lies make baby Jesus cry.

Brother Nathanael #racist #homophobia #magick #fundie #conspiracy

“It may sound far out, but there is a “witchcraft” aspect of Judaism.”
Ever note how Christains calculate the date for Easter?
Or,ever learn why Christains celebrate Saturnalia?
How about the ritual cannibalism of the Sacrament?

Patriarch Verlch #fundie

“How life arose is unknown, how could that be from a bunch of know it alls?”
They don’t know all, but they CAN back up everything they say they know. Unlike you.

“Who would question everything biblical.”
That anonymous book of fairy tales?
Yes, I question it.

“For as much smug hand waving over the authority of the scripture, you don't know how life came into being?”
The two are not connected.

“Yet you will trumpet the theory of evolution all over the world, as if it's prove able,”
No, as if it’s the best evidenced theory in science. Not proven.

“ when you haven't even observed how all this life can start.”
That’s not part of evolution.

“Yet you tell me I don't know anything.”
You don’t know the difference between abiogenesis and evolution, no.

“Godidit is looking better all the time.”
I really doubt that.

MiccyNare #racist

“I would never marry someone of another race. Why?”
When people call you a racist, it means more than just ‘you hate blacks.’

“Actually, that's not it at all. It's because the white race is a dying breed, and I don't like that idea.”
No, sweetie. PURE whites, by your standards, are becoming a smaller part of the pie chart, that’s not the same as dying out.

“God made people black, white, brown, yellow, to show His creativity and every aspect of the beauty of His creation, and I'd hate to see part of that creation wiped out for the sake of political correctness.”
Yes, yes, pretend that you’re concerned with the racial purity of any other damned person on the planet besides pure whites.

“Unfortunately, all anyone thinks when they see the sentence: "I would never marry someone of another race", is "WOW YOU RACIST BIGOTED HOMOPHOBIC OLD FASHIONED HATEMONGER"”
You would choose your life-mate based on race. You’re racist, self-admitted. Why pretend it’s anything else?

However, about 200 years ago, they tried to define ‘white’ in America. But the elites in Massachusetts had a certain cachet for being descended of Pocahontas. So the definition of ‘white’ was ‘no more than 1/16th Native American,’ specifically the tribe she came from. So, white is just a cultural thing, not anything scientific.

narcissist #fundie

"Incel tears is a hate group designed to bully and harass depressed and suicidal people.”
Saying ’it’s over!’ twenty times a day is NOT suicidal, just a sort of virtue signaling.

"If you consider all the incels who have killed themselves I think it would be fair to say inceltears are partly responsible.”
How many would that be?

“I ask you all, what's more pathetic? A virgin male looking for a community who he can relate with and they can actually respect him for who he is.”
But you’re talking about incels. They are NOT looking for respect. They’re in a race to the bottom, talking about how pathetic they are, how put upon, and how evil vicious selfish whorish women are.

“Or a hate group that bullies virgins online every single day whilst Tyrone is banging their wives.”
You have to GO to inceltears to be bullied, though. THAT is the most pathetic part.

Grand Moff Nicodemus Fett #fundie

“Ah, a flaw in the little evolution theory.”
Betcha it isn’t…

“If we so-called evolved from monkeys”
That’s not the theory, but go ahead.

“and God does not exist,”
Evolutionary theory does not state, promise, or require that there is no god. It’s secular, which does NOT equal atheist. But all of science is neutral about the supernatural.

“where do monkeys come from?”
They evolved. From whatever came before monkeys. And THAT organism came from THEIR predecessors… All the way back.

“This is another wat we can tell evolution is a lie...”
Oh, you’ve restated your premise while proving exactly bupkes.

Lycere Cunningham #fundie

“And how dare you suggest that someone’s desire to say “No” is more important than someone else’s desire to have sex with that person.”
How? I dare because she owns her body. He does not own her body. Her right to say ‘no’ to sex is far superior to his desire to sex her against her will.

“And before you get the idea that I’m an MRA troll,”
Too late.

“I want to tell you that I am something far more dangerous than that. I am a gynophilic trans man who has always been barred from having any sexual opportunities because people are prejudiced against my atypical-for-a-male body.”
So, women don’t WANT to fuck you. That pretty much settles it on a case-by-case.

“I will not accept society’s “no’s””
Never mind society, let’s stick with each individual woman’s response…
Let me know how that rape charge works out for you.

“and soon people will learn that they will give disadvantaged people like me access to sexual things”
Why? I mean, seriously, why would we force someone to sex you against their will?

“ or else there will be consequences.”
Could you please choose to defend yourself in court? Those videos are always a hoot.

TheLastSorrow #psycho #sexist

“The more you put yourself out there, the more you get rejected and humiliated if you're unattractive.”
Well, if you don’t put yourself out there you have a success rate of absolutely zero.
If you do, you may get rejected but you only have to succeed once.

“And women's standards are too high, your looksmatch thinks you're far below her”
Ah. All YOU care about is looks.
And you’re upset that she doesn’t assess looks the same way you do.

“Her arrogance”
You mean her not having the tastes YOU assign to her? What an uppity bitch to want what SHE wants.

“has stemmed from living in tutorial mode,”
In D&D one of my characters had a wand that changed people’s genders. She used it to escape the watch, turning into a male when they were searching for a woman. I’d love to turn every incel into a woman for about 60 days, see what they think about ‘tutorial’ mode, then.

“women's rights needs be revoked.”
Right, right. YOU don’t need to change you need the entire universe to change to your convenience.

“Disrespectful women(worthless whores)”
THey said no. Welcome to the planet.

“need to be put in their place again.”
So, all that talk about wanting intimacy, wanting a relationship, wanting love, all that’s just garbage? All you want is that when you say ‘fuck me’ they have no choice.

“ They've seriously had their heads gassed up far too much by everyone.”
Yes, everyone who sees them as a person. Such a conspiracy.

“ They forget too quickly that even the "lowest" of men can still overpower them.”
Yes, start that as a trend movement. G’head.

JR.LOVED #fundie

"Men O men how blind can you be. I suppose your mother doesn't exist, and neither do you.”
But you speak to me in 2nd Person, so you acknowledge that I’m real.

“The existence of Christ Jesus is revealed by the holy spirit with in those who believe in the living god Christ Jesus.”
People who believe Christ is real think he’s real.
Yeah, that’s convincing.

“I suppose you don't believe in life itself nor the grass that grows under your feet.”
Why would you suppose that?

“When you were a baby your mother raised you,”
The mother you suppose doesn’t exist, right?

“ you learn life as it is, but some one must have dropped you own your head and knocked some screws loose.”
If you’re this wrong about me, why would i Believe you were right about jesus?

“ I suggest a counselor for you. Or maybe you don't exist either.”
Are you trying to drive me TO or AWAY from your superstition?

ron4jesus, who else? #fundie

“Jesus died on the cross and died a very terrible death.”
Yeah, even as a believer, I wasn’t comfortable with the fact that God uses suffering to achieve good.

“I did a search on Crucifixion and it describes moment by moment how a person suffered, was the worse way to die.”
No argument.

“I guess I can give my head in a basket for my LORD.”
You worship someone that might want that?

“ So be it . I know my GOD is real, read the newspaper and read the BIBLE you can see things told thousands of years coming true.”
Chapter 1. The earth is flat. Pretty much destroys all credibility it might have had after that…

“WATCH ISRAEL that is the PROPHETIC CLOCK. All those that want to steal our threads”
Why, you dress like a used car salesman?

“ and mock us"
By quoting you?

“REMEMBER THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
After three exclamation points, it stops being emphasis and starts becoming a symptom.

“ Those that are with Jesus will judge the sinners as well as GOD will judge you and we will be in 100% agreement with the outcome.”
Oh, look, you’re confident that your god agrees with you. How suprising…

“I pray you see the truth because we don't have much time left here. In a few days will do a search on my name to see my thread robbed and dissected from you who are lost.”
Okay.

Tim Martin #fundie

“[Thread Topic]
If god doesn't exist, how do you explain Adam and Eve?”
If God doesn’t exist, then THAT PART OF THE BIBLE is a fiction.
Anything else from THE FICTIONAL BIBLE is ALSO FICTIONAL.
It’s NOT that COMPLICATED.

"I'm sick of the atheists claiming their logic is flawless.”
Doesn’t have to be flawless, this is pretty basic.

“ They can't explain adam and eve, hence their downfall...”
But we CAN. You fuckers are lying. Next?

Xinhong #fundie

“The big banf causes chaos, not order.”
Yep. That’s not the problem you think it is.

“make sure there i snothing in your house and just wait for the newest flat screen TV to pop out.”
The Big Bang is not a cornucopia. Nothing ‘popped out’ of the Big Bang except subatomic particles. Oh, and Wendell.

“then try waiting for 10000 years if it does not appear.”
You’re mocking things you don’t understand enough to make fun of. You’re just showing your ass, here.

“Because the blind faith necessary for the evolutionary process to be believable is to wait 250 million years.”
As above, you’re pretty smug for being so fucking ignorant.

Phil Magnan #fundie

“Keeping same sex couples from marrying is not discrimination.”
It’s exactly discrimination.’

“Keeping same sex couples from marrying is keeping them from discriminating against what is normal.”
Do you have any idea what ‘discrimination’ even is?
How is your ability to attract a mate and join estates with her affected in ANY WAY by two other consenting adults marrying?

“Anymore than I feel discriminated against because I cannot marry my sister.”
Check the laws in your state, maybe you can. At least it saves the state the paperwork to change her last name….

“Discrimination based on good judgment”
If there’s a good reason for different treatment, it’s not discrimination, idiot. Seriously, you’re on the internet, word definitions are easy to come by.

“is a protection for the stability of society and the upholding of unalterable morals.”
If they’re unalterable they don’t need upholding.
WORDS!?!? Do you grok NOTHING?

“A government allowing them to marry would be endorsing the unnatural.”
It’s not unnatural, it’s all over the biosphere.

“Equal protection under the law was never meant to protect the enjoyment of what is immoral or harmful.”
SCOTUS has found this not to be true a few times.

“Equal protection regarding marriage means that anyone, who is a single, adult, can marry another single adult person of the opposite sex as long as it is not their relative.”
You’re just pulling shit out of your ass, aren’t you? Guy at my very last Navy command married his mother.

“Besides, sexual orientation is only a behavior and not a fixed condition like race.”
Feel free to actually prove this claim.

“No one would agree that you can change your race, because that is something that is strictly defined by your genes. Whereas there are tens of thousands who have overcome their same sex lifestyle to live out their lives the way God created them to be heterosexuals.”
it’s a secular government, can’t invoke your skybeast for precedents.

“To give an immoral behavior a protected status or special rights makes society a proponent of that behavior, thus harming society as a whole.”
How?

pam2003 #fundie

“Believe me, we are not dumb enough to think that all of our relatives are going to be there.”
Really? Because the last Christain who tried to save me in the Navy,that was his promise. “WOuldn’t you like to believe that you’re going to see all your relatives when you get to Heaven?”
Nothing about filtering for Catholic, Mormon, Methodist, Jewish, none of that. If i accepted Christ, he said, I’d get to Heaven and I’d see everyone.
What a rip-off.

“It makes my heart sick, that my dear grandmother, who was Catholic, will not be there...”
Why? Don’t you guys insist that if I’m not in Heaven, it’s because God honors my choice to tell him to buzz off? Wouldn’t he also honor HER choice to live in the faith she was raised into?

Paulie Red #wingnut #pratt

“Donald Trump’s presidency stands out as an unmatched era of American strength,”
The Lincoln couldn’t resupply in the Strait because the bases there are too damaged to support it.

“prosperity,”
Trump’s tariffs alone cost each family an extra $2500.

“and fearlessness.”
Compare his ‘victory fist’ at an assassination attempt to his hiding in a food truck at Israel’s unsupported rumor of an assassination attempt.

“He completely revitalized the nation's economy through historic tax cuts,”
Wall street is booming. Most of America can’t afford groceries.

“massive deregulation,”
Which is a large part of why Trump owns the ‘diarrhea' lettuce.

“and record-low unemployment across nearly every demographic.”
Yes, yes, food is rotting in the fields because everyone has a job to pick it….

Meh, barf emoji here.

Ray Comfort #fundie

“They don't teach "religion" in schools anymore. They teach evolution.”
And religion still keeps you dumb.
You creationists have always led the way on ‘reject the science that you don’t want to be true.’ I think you’re directly responsible for the anti-vax movement, the transphobic movement, the climate denial movement, every Neo-luddite effort to reshape science to their prejudices.

LindaJ #fundie

“show me documented proof of a human giving birth to a chimp or visa versa...”
That would actually be a disproof of evolutionary theory.

“if we came from them”
No one says we did.

“ then...then its stands to reason we would now...”
No, it doesn’t.

“show me where without the help of a scientist...”
You just asked for documented proof. Scientists would be the ones who document such things, doofus.

“ one animal changed into another species....thats what your saying we have done....”
Not in one generation, though.

“there is no proof...never has been, never will be...why?”
No, there’s no proof of your caricature of evolution, no. It’s not real, not connected to the science, not defended by the scientists.

“it never happened...”
Not the way you imagine, no.

Don Batten #fundie

“96….Where are all the people? if we have been here much longer?”
Mass graves, burned in fires during plagues, marched to death during wars, starved to death during famines… Dead people seldom have successful children.

“97. "Stone age" human skeletons and artefacts.”
Is just 96 repeated.

"98. Length of recorded history.”
No. You don’t get to appeal to a history you don’t believe in. History extends right through the flood, which you discount, you can’t also use it as evidence of a young earth. Die you hypocrites.

coadie #fundie

“Don't ferget the Creation deniers.”
Hahahaha. Yeah, that’s a demographic.

“ A robust group with witch doctor origins.”
Um, no.
WRong again.

“they believe in magic mutations.”
Most people who deny ‘creation’ do so because we do NOT need magic to explain things.

DepravedAndDeprived #elitist #racist #sexist #crackpot #psycho

“[News] Not all people have souls”
I think, first, we should see some evidence that ANYONE has a soul?

“Some proofs:”
Ooooh, an incel doesn’t understand what ‘evidence’ is? Shocked face. I swear this is so.

“* In terms of behavior, it is clear that some people entirely lack introspection.”
So, you can prove 1) that souls exist AND that introspection 2) requires a soul and 3) can be detected visually?

“* Many people report having no internal dialogue”
Yes. Now, 4) prove that this is a trait of the ensouled, and not just a different way their mind operates.

“* Many people are unable to visualize objects in their mind.”
5) souls are necessary for that part of the ASVAB.

“* People treat each other like crap without remorse.”
Which part means they have NO soul? Being crappy or lacking remorse?
Maybe they HAVE souls but the souls are BAD? Gonna say this statement requires at least 6), 7) and 8) to be established.

“* Empathy levels around the world are low.”
9) Empathy requires souls?
And, by empathy do you mean an ability to recognize the basic humanity of others? Because as an incel, you might think that ‘empathy’ is the ‘willingess to fuck a virgin so he won’t suicide.’

“* Weak theory of mind; people can't project another person's experience in their mind.”
Can ANYONE do that? How in the FUCK is this proof that some people lack a soul?

“I'm convinced that the NPC meme is not a meme."
The meme is not a meme. That’s some really advanced bullshit thinking.
DO you maybe mean that THE MEME is not merely a meme?

“Most people don't have a soul, and some souls are more developed than others.”
When has an incel ever expressed empathy? Or actual introspection?
Although maybe they would not be such assholes if we could just project our sexual experiences into their heads…

“Inferior races have lesser souls, if at all.”
And what makes a race inferior to an incel, cheesedick?

“Women have no soul at all I think. Not sure.”
And back to that empathy thing.

galpster1 #fundie

“Oh and one more thing the burden of proof or rather disproof is on you not on us.”
Feel fucking free to prove that this is a fact.
Hell, just prove that ‘burden of disproof’ is a fucking thing.

“We have faith that God exsists and that the bible is the word of God”
Yeah, that doesn’t shift the burden of proof when you make a positive statement of fact.

“you don't; so you have to disprove it to us.”
Keep wishing that.

darknights #fundie

“well if u loved dogs lets say and then u went out a bought a few, then u brought them home and they payed completely no attention to you crapped everywhere, u would call them and they dont look, listen or move- ”

You just described my fish tank. I like fish, I care for my fish, they don’t really comprehend our relationship, and that’s fine by me. I take responsibility for them, their environment, and trying to care for them if one gets sick.
And every time i clean the tank, they act like the world’s coming to an end and there’s a monster scrubbing the sides.

“id bet you'd care alittle. right?”
You’d care. You project your feelings onto your god. Doesn’t really answer why The Supreme Being and fathe of us all wants worship. Just that your ego needs it.

dontcryimalreadydead #sexist

“1) Complains that men treat her as sex object and wants someone to see her as a person to have a relationship with.”
Okay. Sounds valid.

“2) Meets a sub 7 male. They share common interests and become close.”
Close? You’d say you were ‘friends,’ then?

“3) Friendzones him in pursuit for Chad.”
If you were only posturing as a friend in the hopes of sex, you’re no friend.
You just cannot comprehend a relationship that doesn’t involve or aim for sex.

“4) Gets pumped and dumped.”
By someone other than you who pretended to be interested in a relationship.

“5) Go back to step 1.”
No, now their database of ‘red flags’ is slightly larger, their suspicion of men’s motives is more sensitive, so more of a return to step 4. You may or may not have stomped off in a huff of unrequired virginity…

Glenn316 #fundie

“Think about it.”
Why? You haven’t.

“ No one alive has seen George Washington, how do we know he was real and not a myth created by our ancestors?”
Historians have found a wealth of corroboration of his existification. He isn’t ONLY mentioned in one book.

“In addition we have the testimonies of the changed lives over the centuries."
I have seen many lives ‘changed’ through belief. People who give up smoking or alcohol will talk about their life being changed. People who become vegan, too. People who change jobs, or retire, or move out of state. Marriage, Divorce, adoption, getting a cat, learning about jazz.
None of this is significantly different from people who adopt a new religion.

“How many today say their life was changed by George washington?”
Is that a requirement for proving he’s real or for beatifying him as a saint?

World Harmonic Unified Ministers #fundie

“When I get my signal: •All my bodies are free of pathology.”
I hope, i really hope, you at least INTENDED to say ‘pathogens.’
This is like saying ‘my heart is free of cardiology.’ Pretty meaningless.
A really, really bad start if you mean to be taken seriously….

“•All my bodies are free of immune dysfunction.
•All my bodies are at full function.”
Wouldn’t the second pretty much ensure the first?

“•All my God connectors are in.”
How many gods do you need to connect to?

"•I am attracting warm, happy feelings in others.”
U, no, you’re not.

“•I'm removing all disturbances from the emotional bodies of everyone in the world.”
Eh? Let me check.
Nope. I’m still upset about them canceling Firefly.
And I really, really want to connect Hegeths’ balls to a car battery.

“I'm removing all tendencies in the world to solve problems with violence.”
I’m not sure if the car battery would actually SOLVE the problem, but i’d feel a lot better about everything.

“•Sense if God is around you and test - Is that you, God?”
All that’s around me is a stuffed sea-monster named Conger, who says that he’s NOT God, but he’s willing to bless me, if i really want her to. (Conger’s gender,and his world, are pretty fluid).

ConservativeWarrior #fundie

“Only in a truly free society can CEOs keep their OWN money for THEMSELVES, the way it should be.”
Yes, yes, sure. Let the CEO of, say, Lockheed Missiles and Space announce a new policy of not paying any wages to workers. Watch the outrageous profits just ROLL into the CEO’s account.
People can come to the plant to enjoy the benefits of OSHA for 40 hours a week, and make…. Um. Everything they feel compensated to make, to design, to quality inspect, to convince the government to buy,

dumb dumb #fundie

“do athiests really believe?”
In many things. Just not the gods.

“God by the very nature of God exists.”
Oh, look, you defined your god to be real. Nice trick.
Now do Unicorns!

“To disprove God, one must end communication, because the word God is the only proof that is logically necessary to argue for God's existence.”
So, Ra, Aphrodite, Oden, all the gods are real because the word ‘god’ is magical… Could you unpack that logic just a teensy bit?

“The word is God and God is the word.”
That’s a claim, not a logical formula. Try again, bubbles.

“ So, by believing in disbelief”
No, I just disbelieve.

“they proove that they acknowledge language whis is logically proving that they, in fact, believe (all though they claim not to) in God.”
Holy fuck what a stupid pretense at a language trick.

Dagur-Berserker #fundie #racist #conspiracy #homophobia

"…who also came up with the falsehood of "muh separation of church and state" which was never written in the constitution.”
Small quibble. Supreme Court decisions ARE part of the Constitution. Think of them as footnotes in the margin. So, when you get to the First Amendment, then there’s an *, and down at the bottom, *Which means church/state separation, IAW Everson v. Board of Education (1947).
Hope this helps.

“It was these same Freemasons that banned prayer from the public schools during Engel V. Vitale, a case submitted by a Jew who lied saying that prayer in public schools was forcing religion in 1962.”
Um, even if the plaintiff lied, six out of seven of the judges agreed with him and upheld that thought. Coerced prayers are not Constitutional.

"Seeing how immoral an action that led to such a destruction in the nation's cultural fabric and unity,”
If our culture is really a Christain culture, then not being able to force kids to pray at school for 30 hours a week, should not DESTROY that culture in the other 138 hours of the week.

“ The very time of the breakdown of morality was the time interracial marriage and later abortion were approved as morally and legally acceptable in our culture and that should cause some people's heads to scratch.”
No one said anything about morally in either case. What they said was that the Constitution, as a secular document, doesn’t provide a secular basis to ban interracial marriages, or to completely ban abortions.

“ God set down the rules of marriage so that we don't mess up our lives”
Yeah, marry your rape victim, marry your slave taken in battle, marry a few hundred partners if you’re rich, Some really good rules, there.

“and the more dysfunctional something is, the further it is removed from God's intended design.”
Really? But, I’ve been IN a mixed-race marriage for 39 years. Haven’t cheated on her once. Raised three kids. Been at her side before surgeries, she’d been at mine... Seems pretty functional, really.

“Interracial marriages in almost all cases end in divorce at a higher rate”
Almost all cases have a higher rate of divorce? What a worthless claim.
EITEHER they have a higher rate or they do not. EITHER almost all cases end in divorce or they do not. You’re just throwing shit at the wall to see if it sticks.

And this is not a justification for banning interracial marriages. Even if all marriages are a 50% chance of failure, they’re still allowed to try.

"Others have used interracial marriage as the moral excuse for allowing homosexuality.”
Not any place I’ve seen. Rather, in 1967, people insisted that if we allowed interracial marriages, then gay marriage was inevitably going to follow. Look how long it actually took? Therreis no slippery slope.

Bizzerocity #fundie

“Yes, God does exist.”
Okay. Which one(s)? There are thousands.

“I am a christian, and frankly I find it easier just to believe than to try and prove existance through science.”
Okay. And if I’m NOT that lazy, what can you show me to convince me gods are real?

“If you're just like "Yeah, some entity made universe, the end, good game." It's alot easier on your mind and stuff.”
But I’m not that way. So, again, what the fuck can you show me?

Hugo Knott #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth

“ further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.”
Yo, dillholes. ‘Sacrifice’ literally means giving up something you want.
Abortion is not a sacrifice, the patient does NOT want the fetus.

MacheteRape (“Race mixing is a sin against God.”) #racist #homophobia #fundie

“Race mixing is the worst sin a human being can commit”
But is it a sin against god or a sin against heads-up-ass white supremacists?

“ure, it might feel good in the moment, but you’ve stained your soul forever if you race mix.”
Why? What tells you about this stain-on-the-soul mechanism?

“It shows that you’re too stupid to realize that it’s not a good thing, because to you, “love is love, I can fuck who I want”.”
And segregation is smart by what metric?

“Race mixers are actually worse long-term for a country’s existence than homosexuals, in some ways, even worse than the Jews themselves.”
Sure. Yep. That’s why most Americans list their heritage by multiple nations, ethnicities, races.

“You see, it doesn’t take a whole lot of brain power to see why homosexuals are disgusting.”
Then you can explain it logically? I mean, an actual conversational argument without just your emotional prejudice?

Donald R. Tveter #fundie

“Another Problem of Evil Issue”
Twenty quatloos that you don’t understand the Problem of Evil. I mean, right from the start, i guess.

“Many atheists love to believe they are superior beings.”
Okay. You guys think we’re all sinners and deserve infinite, unending, unparalleled torture for being born. I don’t. I hold all of humanity in higher esteem than most apologists do, but go ahead and pretend that’s my problem.

“ They think they're superior to Christians who believe in a God that permits all sorts of evil to happen in this world.”
No, i think the argument for an omnibenevolent god crashes instantly on the fact of any human suffering.

“For a case in point, there was a posting in a Facebook discussion group that was a graphic that had text that read:

You either have a God who sends child rapists to rape children or you have a God who simply watches and says: "When you're done I'm going to punish you".”
Yes, and?

“If I could stop a person from raping a child, I would. That's the difference between me and your God.”
Yes… And this offends you…why?

“The quote was attributed to Tracie Harris, from The Atheist Experience. Searching the net it looks like The Atheist Experience is an internet TV show. So Tracie Harris believes she is superior to the God of the Bible. (Of course she doesn't even believe in the God of the Bible, she just wants to embarrass Christians who do believe in the God of the Bible.)”
I don’t have to believe in Darth Vader to think that My Morality is superior to him as he’s portrayed in any of the movies.

“Atheists always inspire me and this case was no exception. So I posted a reply.”
Oh, yay. You’re inspired!

"So you want God to intervene to stop children from being raped?”
You DON’T?

“Would you like God to intervene to stop you from speeding on the highways? (Because speeding kills!)”
Yep. You owe me twenty quatloos.
It’s not that I WANT God to violate everyone’s free will,I just cannot see away that the god who was described to me when I was a child can possibly be real in the world around me.
Children being shot in Gaza disproves your all-loving God.

“Would you like God to intervene to stop you from lying? (Because lies hurt people too!)”
If he did, I might have to believe in him. But mostly what I run into are a bunch of fucking apologists who go to great lengths to explain why the most loving and supreme being in the universe does FUCK ALL to alleviate or prevent suffering.
I mean, for every Harlequin Baby that’s born, he COULD have just spoiled the mood 9 months earlier. A phone call, the cat gets out, the car tire explodes…
But, no. Nothing. Just stands by.
MIGHT be a deist god, but that’s a different argument.

PITT Parents #crackpot #elitist #transphobia

“I may back up, but I won’t back down.”
Yes, yes, you’re in the wrong, completely, you bigoted, anti-science, self-serving fuckknuckle. Just double down on the stupid. That’s good.

“I’m a momma bear, baby; I ain’t gonna turn back.
So stop actin’ the fool and stop talkin’ smack.”
The science is on their side, not yours. So, you’re the fool, mamabear.

"remember how we care.”
Conditionally, that’s how.

“Stop stabbin’ in the back the ones who love you most.”
That’s not you, you love the idea of an accessory to your self-image.

"I’ll stop holding back what I wanna let fly.”
YOu have something LEFT unsaid?

“You know I got your back, baby.”
No, you really do not.

“I’ll pat you on the back and forget you hated me.”
Pretty sure even if everyone TRIED to go back to ‘the way it was,’ nothing can be unsaid. THEY believe in their self-image, YOU think it’s a hoax.
That shit doesn’t get swept under the rug.

“Sure, I want you back,”
Back. No ‘i still love you no matter what’ but ‘please return to what I remember you as.’

"so dial back your threats and tone down your gall.”
Aw, is someone’s kid intolerant of THEIR intolerance? How unfortuate.

"If I can’t get my girl back, I don’t know what I’ll do.”
Me,me,me,me, my daughter…

" Cut back on self-hatred ‘cause you’re doing life wrong.”
You’re going to die alone,aren’t you?

"Please dial back the Kool-Aid talk and back out of this cult.”
What a wonderful offer. NOT to meet him halfway, but YOU graciously allow HIM to completely and totally fold to YOUR side of the argument.

“I want you back for real, so come on and adult.”
Feel free to start…

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot #sexist #psycho

“Some people just can't stand to be told the truth.”
Funny coming from David who can’t STAND that the entire court system told him that the law wasn’t on his side in how he treated his wife.

“Every wife who divorces her husband is saying to God... "I refuse to obey my husband and I don't care, and because I am a self-righteous hypocrite, I am focusing on all his faults and divorcing him."”
Exactly, Davey.

“All of the lawyers, judges, attorney generals and evil CPS workers who work together to destroy families will be severally punished in eternity.”
Yes, yes, God has your back for your revenge, Pillowfucker. That’s what you want out of your religion,vengeance.

Cassiterides #fundie

“Regarding some scientific evidence against the speed of light, from what i remember when i studied science a while back i was told that light can not travel through a vaccum”
Ever look up in the sky at noon? Where’s the light coming from?
Or ever see a full moon? Light gets from the sun,through vacuum, bounces off the moon in vacuum, and then to earth, passing through vacuum until it reaches Earth’s atmosphere and eventually your eyeball.
Wrong. Absolutely wrong

“(as sound cant). Therefore i have no idea why people believe starlight travels through space.”
Because they’re smarter than you?
Because their shoes are smarter than you?
Just off the top ofmy head…

“Astronomers knew this for many years”
Why would astronomers be the keepers of the secret of light propagation in a vacuum? That would be physicists.

“which is why they were searching for some kind of aether.”
Their shoelaces are smarter than you.

David J. Stewart #fundie

“You'd think that cartoons at least were safe for children;”
Every morning before we went to school we watched a TV show with old cartoons on it. At least three times each morning,someone solved a problem with dynamite.
not all that safe

Ron Shank #fundie

“Evolution teaches man came via death, mutation and billions of years.”
Yes. That’s science.

“Scripture”
Which isn’t science.

“ says we were created, as were all living creatures, and before sin there was no death.”
Yes, the perfect world we lost because of two kids who didn’t know what ‘wrong’ was. Nice story. The science remains untouched.

“Pretty easy to see why the lie of evolution is so important to Satan.”
If you have a scientific reason to discount evolution, post it. Superstition doesn’t have any effect on the science.

“Incidentally, let me go on record here for all time (or as long as there’s Google) that should evolution be proven”
It’s been observed, yes. It’s a fact.

“ - then the Bible is false and untrustworthy. But I’m not worried about that.”
OR, Genesis is an allegory about mankind’s CAPACITY for sin, not a specific event. I ean, god does speak in parables….