“Eve didn’t have VARO, a feminist court system,”
A court system that treats women like citizens? Much shock!
“blood-sucking lawyers,”
You spent money proving your controlling ways to a rourt.
“feminist friends,”
People took her side against yours? MORE Shock!
"meddling parents,”
Blaming everyone on the planet except Dave, huh?
“heathen judges, Godless laws,”
It’s a secular nation with secular laws. Don’t act surprised.
“shelters to run to, visitation houses, etc.”
You are one of the reasons such things exist, boyo.
“If Eve didn’t obey her husband, she was tough out of luck.”
So, for you, the good old days was 6000 years ago.
“Today, a woman living in America can CRUCIFY her husband if he tries to control her,”
Um, yes.
“which is his Biblical right.”
Should have lived in a theocracy, then.
“Feminism forbids a husband from controlling his wife in any manner;”
Um, yes. Yepper boy howdy.
"but God says the husband should have total control.”
God wasn’t one of the authors of the Constitution, Davey.