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Endersblade #fundie

“Really. How fucking stupid and oblivious were you at 16?”
Pretty stupid.

“ I knew what sex was, and I'm pretty damned sure if some semi-attractive teacher was coming onto me, I'd be coming into her at every chance I got. "YES, I AGREE TO SEX". Man, that's so tough, I just can't imagine a 16 year old knowing how to do that.”
You miss the entire GOD DAMNED point. You also knew what a car was at 16. But you cuold not sign a contract with a dealer to purchase one. or with a bank for the loan to purchase one.
If you did, the contract was not enforceable exactly because you were a minor, and could not be legally held to have consented to the loan.
Same thing, here. Minors can say ‘I will!’ all day long, but you cannot offer consent.

“But sure, go ahead and stick these ideas in his head.”
I don’t care what is in his head.
It’s the adult that should have known that minors cannot give consent.
Same way a kid can’t sign consent for an elective surgical procedure, the parent or guardian needs to do that.

"… he had no idea what he was doing, because he was just a dumb kid and didn't know any better, right?”
Well, he did not consider the consequences. The human brain tends not to do that until about the age of 24. it actually changes, then.

“Sometimes I wonder what gives people like you the right to breed,”
We find a consenting adult an make fuck with each other.

“ or even make decisions for others. It really scares me.”
Knowledge scares you. That explains a lot.

“ What's with the double standard?”
People like you.

“Consent is fucking consent”
But if they’re minors, it’s not consent.

supersport #fundie

“humans are made in Gods image”
Okay. But to what degree of fidelity?

“and humans have authority over all animals.”
Yep. I remember that guy who went into the lion exhibit at the zoo and preached to them before they ate his face.

“(no other animal is made in God's image)”
But creationists CONSTANTLY tell me that the similarities between us and other species only prove that we have a common designer. Wouldn’t that suggest that if everything in us matches God, and everything in us is to some degree found in everything else, then everything else is at least some degree made to match God’s image.
I don’t recall any scripture that says ‘And nothing else!’

“That makes humans non-animals.”
Kinda self-serving as logic, not really supporting the conclusion.
And as science, this really, really sucks. We’re not that different from the other animals.

“See?...”
Nope.

“Read Genesis sometime -- it's much more reliable than a dictionary.”
Flat Earth?
Solid sky?
Adam was supposed to marry a pig or a cow or a dog or SOMETHING, woman was a scratch effort?
Life begins at first breath, not conception?
Yeah, nice one. Very funny. Look up ‘sarcasm’ in the dictionary.

Paddy O'Shea #fundie

“If you people were Christians you wouldn’t have to fear nuclear war.”
But the other Christain poster claimed that the cities hit by nuclear bombs were the greatest concentration of Christains in Japan. Sounds like something to fear…

“Rather you’d embrace it because you know that it is the way God’s people will ascend to the glories of Heaven.”
I don’t remember anything in the Gospel about free rides to Salvation through fission.

“God has given George W. Bush a very special task, the fulfillment of all Biblical prophecy.”
All of it? Bush is going to destroy Tyre? It’ll never be rebuilt, not one stone no top of another? I may have missed that.

“That the evil hate and fear this great man is a fitting indication of where they will be spending eternity.”
At least he kinda did his national guard service. Sorta. He’s not the draft dodger Bonespurs is.

Ricardo Peterson Kuthumi (Indian in the machine) #magick #fundie #god-complex #crackpot

“What happens when someone tries to fuck with me and thus my mission and God’s Will?”
I’m guessing a big laugh, some funny faces?

“You go against God’s will and His plan.”
Yeah, I’ve done that since 1st Grade when I got glasses.. I also take insulin. Don’t care that much about an ephemeral plan…

“That means you choose to not ascend… because fucking with God’s Will has that effect.”
I can see that.
I get to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter sees my charity work, my teaching, my sacrifices, but then he gets down to page 47, “Oh. And you teased Ricardo. You go back to Earth.” Makes all sorts of sense.

:Back to this lifetime, you will be going up against someone who carries the yellow ray. What this means is that you choose one of the wisest people on the planet as an opponent, who you cannot defeat.”
Yeah, i’ve known far too many people who announced their invincibility to think you’re all that wise. It never turns out to be a smart declaration.

"I also will stand solid and immovable, and unwilling to be influenced by any tactic you can come up with.”
Gonna not think about you again once i hit Add Comment.

Greg Reese #crackpot #pratt #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

@Skide #258147

I’ve heard it before, basically all motion is relative, so you can either view the universe as moving around the Earth, or Earth moving through the universe and they’re equally valid.
But every single time I’ve heard an astronomer explain this, it is IMMEDIATELY followed by, “However…” OP is hiding the ‘However.’

“While pop culture is religiously sold on the heliocentric model, empirical evidence and quantitative data say otherwise. Many respected scientists acknowledge that based on observations, you cannot disprove the geocentric model.”
Dude, if empirical evidence and quantitative data say ‘geocentric,’ then that disproves the heliocentric model.
EITHER you have evidence for your theory or you just have faith that it cannot be disproved.

And the heliocentric model is MUCH easier to explain the paths of the planets, so simple parsimony leans that way.

“Based on direct observation, the Earth does appear to be a flat motionless plane.”
My direct observation is that it’s a sphere. I’ve seen where the curve of a lake’s surface hides the far shore, while it’s perfectly visible from higher up on the near shore’s hills.

"And yet it appears as if there is a fixed vertical axis running through the Earth, rooted below the North Pole, around which the entire celestial dome rotates."
Again, far simpler to say that the Earth spins than claim that EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE rotates around the Earth at speeds that vary by the distance from the Earth, to the point where distant galaxies are moving at way beyond the speed of light.

"The official explanation is that these three astronomical spins all miraculously cancel each other out”
No, the official explanation is that we’re riding the same inertia of the Earth and at scales so very large we hardly notice the movement.

“The ancient world believed in a geocentric earth,”
And slavery, and gods, and redheads being cursed, and Oriental women having horizontal vaginas, and men in Africa whose faces were in their bellies.
Not impressed.

Bryan Fischer #fundie

HeLa #fundie

"…the Darwinists' weak-spot is their addiction to scientific-naturalism, otherwise known as the “materialist assumption””
No, that’s the definition of science. it’s a tool to evaluate the universe, but only the natural aspects, not the supernatural.
This is about as controversial as saying the voltmeter measures voltage, not high tide.

“the nihilistic conjecture that the only things worth thinking about are the mundane.”
Hardly. This is simply recognizing the limits of the scientific method.

“I concur that we have to show the flaws in materialism if we are to engage the scientific community and show the folly of evolutionary dogma, but what shall we replace it with?”
That is kind of important. Theories are not dismissed until a better theory comes along. if you’re pretending that creationism is the better science theory, you’re just spinning your wheels.

Lord Miles, Austin Franco and unnamed supporters #racist

“Jews are doxxing this man and trying to ruin his career”
By the incredibly underhanded method of… Quoting him.

All so that possible employers will actually judge him on his actual character.

Nasty Jewses, we hates them so.

drmark #fundie

Kent Hovind’s claim to science teacher credentials is that he home-schooled his kid… in science.

“Many evolutionists misinterpet the scientific evidence for creationism because it doesn't fit their faith-based assumptions.”
That’s hilarious. The evidence FOR creationism is the credulous intentionally mis-interpreting the facts to meet their faith-based premise.
There CANNOT BE any scientific evidence for a magical event.

“I would also point out that the fossil record demonstrates a catastrophic global flood which buried millions of plants and animals, but that is discussion for another thread.”
You can point it out, but you’re misinterpreting the evidence for your faith-based premise. Floods do not sort the materials they move. It’s more of a jumble. And floods don’t deposit heavier layers on top of lighter materials.
So, no, the evidence is NOT of a single flooding event, bless your little peapickng heart.

Frank Walton #fundie

“What if I told you I tore the wings off of a fly.”
I think that’s called a symptom?

“It probably wouldn't take a load off your conscience.”
Why would my conscience be affected by your actions?

“ However, according to Darwinian evolution man is no morally different than animals, such as flies.”
That’s not true. We evolved as social animals. We developed morals because the community that protects each other does better than the community that preys on each other.
So, ripping the wings off a member of our gene pool is a lot different, morally, from ripping the wings off of a fly.

“Would it really matter then if a man had his testicles torn up? Apparently not.”
It’s one thing if they were torn up when his bike went over a cliff, another if they were torn off because he pissed off the King. People inflicting unnecessary harm are immoral.

Paul Abramson #fundie

“Evolution is primarily a spiritual deception.”
Science is purely naturalistic, it has no supernatural elements.
it’s neither theist nor atheist, just secular.

“There is still no scientific evidence to support it;”
Silly Creationist, there’s plenty of evolution evidence.

“there are actually zero transitional fossils,”
Every single fossil is transitional.

“no evolutionary mechanism (it's not mutations!),”
that’s the entire mechanism. How the hell do you reject it?

“and their dating methods just don't work!"
Fingers in ears, blah, blach, blah.

“(Simultaneously they ignore the Earth dating methods that do work, that show a young planet Earth.)”
Nothing shows a young planet except a book of fairy tales.

“Informed creationists usually win debates against highly "educated/indoctrinated" evolutionary professors ... ... even a layman like Paul.”
They just throw out so much bullshit it’s hard to answer it all…

Plea4Peace #fundie

“Evolution is a lie. Why do people believe it?”
the evidence seems to show it’s not a lie…?

“Evolution is a lie concocted by eco freaks from PETA.”
No, PETA lies. Evolution seems a lot more internally consistent.

“If we are monkeys how come monkeys can't talk?”
We’re humans not monkeys. Did you mean to ask, if we CAME from monkeys…?
Well, evolution means change, right? We changed from what we evolved from.

“Evolution is taught in schools by liberal communists who hate America and American values.”
This is a lie. None of my teachers were communists. And even the Viet Nam vet didn’t hate America.

“It's also racist. Evolution is used to suggest black people and Australoids are more primitive than other races.”
It’s used by racists trying to pretend that science supports their racism. It doesn’t.

“How can it be true if it's racist?”
it’s not.

“But these ignorant idiots believe whatever they're told to think.”
I certainly don’t think what YOU tell me to think…

“They believe that nature is important and there's global warming and animals are precious and have rights because they're told to think that by liberal teachers and the liberal media.”
::Yawn:: You’re repeating yourself.

“All races are equal, all people are equal for that matter, because God made us that way.”
We’re all the same race, with or without gods.

“Evolutionists hate equality and people.”
More lying for Jesus…

“ I say if you believe in evolution, go live in antarctica with your precious polar bears, while we drill for oil through your face”
Such a compassionate fellow, you ignorant braindead mouthbreathing fingerreading selfimportant superstitious numbskull.

Tatsuya Ishidia #racist

Hordes of treasure, galloping across the spreadsheet, sweeping all sums before them.
Sounds more like an audit.

LaMontre #fundie

“And in the desperate attempts to prove the validity of the theory evolutionism has sort of collapsed in upon itself with the weight of evidence against it...”
But there isn’t any evidence against it.
Just a bunch of creationists pretending they’ve disproven it.

“I believe that the scientific and academic community now has egg on thier face over this ridiculous theory.”
So ridiculous it’s one of if not THE best supported theory in science.

“They hung all thier hopes upon it being proven,”
No, nothing in science is ever going to be proven.
They just offered all the observations they made and a theory that ties them all together.

“and have basically still not publically given up on finding proof for the theory...”
Not sure what you think they’re waiting for….

“The science fiction madness that took control of our science classes and laboratories is finally turning again to what can be proven..”
HAHAHA! Good one.

Natman #fundie

“"Racist" is an offensive word for which you owe us all an apology.”
Hmmm. Political Correctness is an effort to halt INADVERTENT offense.
If you being a racist offends you, then that’s fine with me.

"Supremacist is also offensive.”
As SO Many racists have said to me over the years, ’It’s not racist if it’s true.’

“We don't call ourselves those words so why use them?”
Because they apply?

“If I call a black a nigger then I'm calling him my own interpretation of a black.”
Yes. And you’re intentionally choosing to be offensive. because of your racism. So if you’re upset about the pushback you get for using that term, then that’s your problem.

“You are doing the same by referring to us with those stereotypical slurs.”
But it’s not a stereotype. I don’t see ‘Oh! He’s a white guy, he must be a racist.’ it’s after you either say something racist, or identify yourself with a supremacist organization that I apply such terms.

GrandpaTrav's wife #fundie

“Well, my husband has been vocal lately about his distaste for DIL and her corrupting ways on our son.”
So you made it clear he had to choose between you and her… And he chose her.
Quel surprise!

“He has made it clear that he WILL talk to our grandchildren about Christ, and encourage them to accept him into their hearts.”
Honey, your grandfather’s coming over and he’s going to threaten you with hellfire… Because love.

“WDIL told us that we were not ever allowed to speak about Christ or religion to her children. My husband protested”
i’m a grandparent. I know all grandparents break the rules, but usually it’s for the child’s benefit, not our egos.

"What happened to honoring thy father and mother?!”
You showed that you can’t be trusted to obey their boundaries.

"My DIL has led my son away from Christ and is deliberately alienating my grandchildren from Him, as well as us.”
Yeah, blaming her is terribly christain, but not a fencemender.

"I am considering contacting a lawyer about establishing grandparent's rights,”
You don’t have a ‘right’ teach the kids your superstition.

YYYYYY #fundie

“I, and many others, also have our own CIVIL RIGHT to live in a gay-marriage free society”
How do you figure?
If you had this right, you’d be discriminating against homosexuals in your society who want to marry. I don’t really see how you can justify that.
A civil right protects you from harm, not from being offended. So you don’t have a right to a society that is free of gay marriages, or interracial marriages, or interfaith marriages, or marriages where the wife has a higher paying job than the husband, or marriages that are intentionally without children…

You’re confusing a ‘right’ with a privilege you wish to be afforded.

FairSharFairShar #fundie

“We are now in a country that is punishing people for standing up for their religious beliefs.”
yeah, so unfair. Not like Christains ever threw Pagans to the Lions in the Holy Roman Empire.
OR burned heretics alive.
OR burned witches for their religious beliefs.
Or sent the army after the Mormons…

Wait, what was your point?

“Even at a school in America, kids were told not to display American flags. Next day all the kids' trucks were lined up with American flags on them.”
I’m guessing this was at a school where they Pledge Allegiance every fucking morning? To the flag that’s displayed in every single fucking classroom?
I’d need to know more about this alleged incident. I think you’re either exaggerating or outright lying.

“At universities speakers cannot talk if they are conservative.”
not all conservatives, but I have noted that some of the more rabidly conservative speakers face pushback from the student body. Well, free speech only protects you from government action, not public opinion.

“At Harvard last week, Barry Shapiro spoke and afterwards kids were offered counseling if it upset them.”
So, he WAS allowed to speak? Contrary to your previous claim?
STFU.

“Since many people are leaving churches, I guess pastors are compromising.”
More likely,t hey’re NOT compromising. But people have met gays, transgenders, women, blacks, and won’t stand for the usual rabid lies. My guess, anyway.

EconomicsofSex #fundie

“Sluts are only slutty for Chad.”
Isn’t that an oxymoron?
‘Slut’ refers to a woman who is not choosy about who she sexes to. If she only chooses to sex to Chad, she’s not a slut.

“ Sex is a resource women give out to get what they want.”
Since incels see all relationships as a transaction;
And what incels WANT is sex;
Sounds like you’re saying women are exactly what you want them to be.
Except for the slight problem that they don’t want to get you.

But as long as they don’t want to sex to you, it doesn’t really matter who they DO sex to, does it?

Rev. Wayne Perryman #homophobia

“Simply put, both homosexuality and heterosexuality are about sex.”
Meh.
I like sex with my wife, but if she cuts me off tomorrow, I’d still be in love with her.

…I’d just bump into her a lot more, probably. kitchen, bedroom, garage…

…shower. “What are you doing in here!?”
“Oh, sorry, were you using the shower?”

Andrew Anglin #racist #mammon

“I’ve given 30-day notices to most of the staff, because even after I told you people that the site lost $50,000 last year, fewer than 60 of you decided to send money, for a total of less than $5,000. The costs for January were more than $10,000.”
Isn’t the GOP the people who keep shouting ‘let the market decide’?
Throwing money down that hole just seems like socialism.

I am One #fundie

“Yet another flaw in the THEORY of Evilution!!?”
1) Betcha it’s not.
2) Everything in science is a theory. Stressing the word just shows your ignorance.

“The theory of evolution teaches that living things are becoming more complex as time progresses.”
No it doesn’t teach that. One-celled creatures are just as evolved as you or I.

“Because the chromosomes in living matter are one of the most complex bits of matter in the known universe, it would seem logical to assume”
If it’s logic, it’s a conclusion, not an assumption.

“that organisms with the least number of chromosomes were the first ones to evolve and those with the most chromosomes are the end result of millions of years of evolution experimenting to increase complexity in living organisms.”
False conclusion based on a fucked-up premise.
The number of chromosomes is how a species evolved, not when.

"From the chart,”
Sheer bullshit. Your attempt to mock the science just shows your ass.

“Don’t you believe it! God made this world and all life forms, as recorded in the Bible.”
The flat earth bible with the sun rolling around inside the solid sky. Yeah, not compelling science…

“Fools, they whne about spelling when they have no answer!!”
The fool is the idiot who is trying to talk down to people who know better.

“PWNED!!”
Not even slightly.

Word_Swordsman #fundie

:The atheists here are the retards that can't be reasoned with.”
They don’t fall for your reasoning, that’s not proof they CAN’T be reasoned with.

“ Hiding behind an untreated mental condition called Tourette Syndrome,”
You can treat Tourette’s Syndrome. I looked it up when i thought about pretending to suffer from it, but one of the treatments is electro-shock. Fuck that.

“they try to mask the obvious fact they actually suffer from low IQ.”
Wouldn’t a person have to be pretty smart to hide their IQ? Most low-IQ people I’ve met, that shit’s obvious.

“The constant use of foul language and blasphemy is proof of that.”
Oh, that’s not Tourette’s, that’s simply not being afraid of words or of your superstition.

“They resort to that calling it "debate" when it's simply a frantic reaction to actual truth and knowledge”
Feel free to show that it’s frantic, mooselips.

“by far most people on earth would not go on record opposing with blasphemy.”
Why not? The Fear Of God is Dead, as Freddie said.

Conservapedia #wingnut

“However, she makes very rude facial expressions, in extreme hate of Donald Trump.”
Dude, you haven’t SEEN rude, but if I were to get within shouting distance of that draft-dodging, self-centered, rapist, coward, embezzling, thieving, ass covering, lie spreading, incompetent, pants-shitting Play-actor who’s actions nearly caused a global economy melt-down, you might.

David J. Stewart #sexist

“In many failed marriages,”
You’ve had one marriage.
It failed.
That doesn’t define the entire industry.

“… if she won't be led then the children won't march properly. Children won't obey their father with a pure heart if the mother is against the father.”
Yes, yes, you’re the control freak, blame your kids’ rebellion on the wife.

“All across America today there are rebellious wives who won't be led.”
This would include my wife, Davey.
the woman i’ve treated as a partner and been married to since 1987.
You can feel perfectly justified in the behavior you exhibited and the divorce it earned you. You’re just alone while you do that.

“The husband gets upset and argues with his wife most of the time because she won't do as he tells her.”
I really think you’d get better results telling this to a therapist.

“She is a slackard, half-stepping her duties and lying often in an attempt to avoid being rebuked by her husband.”
Are we still pretending this is about America, not just your failure?

“If he doesn't rebuke her, then who will? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make her drink it.”
And then your horse leaves you…

Jill A #fundie

“[on the age of the Earth]”
I really miss the Viking age, and the velociraptors…

“What difference will it make if it one trillion or one billion years old?”
It makes a difference on just how fucking wrong the creationists are…

“How can a man or a woman be so arrogant to said I do not believe in a Creator, like some of the people who claim that there is no God and calling themself athiest.”
That’s arrogance? Huh.
I don’t find anyone’s argument for their creator-god to be compelling.
Kinda like you dismissing arguments for Janus, even though January is named after Him. And dismissing Wotan, despite you writing ‘Wednesday’ on your doctor appts. I just dismiss the arguments for ONE MORE GOD than you do.

Whitney McLaren #fundie

“It will be either you are transgender or you are not human who deserves basic human rights.”
Bigots just do not change their arguments, do they?
This is the exact same complaint made about gays getting rights. “In fifty years, everyone will be gay and then humans die out.”
And 60 years ago, the fearmongering was ‘the government will force you into interracial marriages! And in 60 years, no one will be white!”
In the 70s, all jobs will be held by women. Even your urologist!
I suspect that in another 50 years, they’ll be claiming that soon, everyone will be FORCED to have cyborg implants! Or have sex with your electric car as it drives you to work…

Featherbop #fundie

jwright82 #fundie

“Well first off a thing is right or wrong simply because God's says it.”
God’s Word says that your roof needs a knee-high parapet around it. A little wall. that might work in a desert climate. In my house, it’d collect snow until the roof collapsed. God makes no distinctions for latitude or variations in temperate zones.
God just demands it and to be a good Christain, I’d be forced simply forced to rebuild every winter.

wristshot #fundie

“No, it's the biggest lie ever believed. It's a deceptive tool of satan's to draw you away from God.”
Do you have any evidence that it’s a lie instead of just ad hominem on the scientists?

“You trust a bunch of guys who call themselves scientists and doctors. they tell you stories with no real scientific facts to support their myth and you eat it up because you don't want God to be real.”
So that’s a no…

“If you add up the intelligence of all the evolution scientist it would fit on the head of a pin compared to Gods wisdom which would take up the entire universe.”
Sure, sure. Intelligence is the ability to learn, so of course it’s a physical thingy.

“As for me I'll trust Gods knowledge.”
Another physical thing, sure, yep.

EQAndyBuzz #fundie

snoochies #fundie

“Just a thought.”
Doubt it…

“Someone said that 2 guys having sex doesnt hurt anyone.”
2 ADULT guys having CONSENSUAL sex hurts no one, no.

“Well maybe not now, but what if every year, more and more people become homosexuals...”
It’s not a fad.

“Who on earth is going to keep the population growing.”
All the homosexuals who want kids. There, finished.

“Its a slow death that will kill the human race...”
Um… the basic reason most men do ANYTHING is to attract women.
It makes less than zero sense for the entire population of men to become gay, because it would not attract the chicks.

“And thats not gay bashing, just a reality.”
No, it’s gay bashing out of fear mongering. You’re saying there’s a risk if we don’t do something about homosexuality, it will destroy the human race.

GodSpawn #fundie

“One of the problems with people today is that they misunderstand what love is.”
Lay it on me, then.

“Love is a choice, not a feeling.”
Beg to differ.
I have some coworkers who are dumber than a safe room with a screen door. I can’t choose to love them.
I have met people whose opinions make me physically ill. I cherish their freedom to BE that stupid, but i could never just CHOOSE to love them for themselves.

“Choose to love your husband.”
Ideally, one loves the spouse before MAKING them a spouse, but if the love fades, there’s a reason. I doubt that anyone can force love after teh basis for the love is gone.

thetruth #fundie

“I can tell you that evolution is a myth.”
Betcha your evidence is stupid….

“I realise this every time I watch a wasp/bee/fly/daddy long legs/a.n.other insect try to fly through glass.”
Flying daddy long-legs?

“Again. And again. And again. And - you get my point.”
No……..

“Glass has been around for hundreds of years - so if creatures of this world are evolving, why havent they learnt how to understand glass!”
Mostly because they bounce off and don’t die. It’s not a stressor on the population.

“Listen wasp, its see through, but its solid, ok?!?!?!!”
Yes, yes, explain the invisible force field to the wasp. G’head.

“You cant fly through it!!!!!! But they never, ever learn. And therefore they will never "evolve". Because they cant.”
Called it.

“Anyway, I think that this is total conclusive ultimate proof that evolution is non-existent.”
So, why do you need to get a flu shot every year?

Kent #fundie

“Most thoughts and dreams are from demons.”
Then there’s one i need to thank for the Halle Berry one.
is there anything I can do to encourage a repeat? Something I can sacrifice, say with a picture of Monica Bellucci?

“Stay celibate during Apocalypse.”
Doesn’t seem to be an issue…

“Newborns are micro-chipped in delivery rooms.”
Microchips take big damned needles. Vaccine needles are typically very tiny.

"Mothers who abort have breast cancer.”
My wife miscarried. The dead twins inside her were taken out by a DNC which in some states right now is classified as an abortion. She didn’t get sepsis, nor did she get cancer.

"Make-up puts a stain on the image of God.”
That’s true, my wife gets made up and I cannot BELIEVE god gave her purple eyelids. What a weird fucker.

"So, don’t use make-up and don’t drink Soda.”
I think someone confused stem cell testing with the ‘contents’ listing on teh box.

"Forgive me for being rude, but that’s what I was taught.”
No. Won’t forgive you and that’s no defense.

bro randy #fundie

“Macro-evolution is the fantasy that claims that one species changes into another.”
No, Randy, that would be ‘speciation.’
You can have a herd of sea-urchins at an aquarium split into two species without anyone at the aquarium, or the sea urchins, knowing anything about it.

“For example, a fish changes into a dog.”
That’s also not macroevolution, dipshit.
Macro- refers to the accumulation of microevolutionary changes to the point that there’s a physical difference we can point to. The giraffe’s neck, the rhino’s horn, the elephant’s Swiss bank account, big visible changes.
More than likely, a speciation event separated the gene pool from other members of the same species, so the new traits did not spread to any other pools.

Jon The Jew #fundie

“Also, using the excuse that Jews evolved into inferior beings,”
We can breed with them, they’re not a separate being.

“ thus it gives the right to kill them,”
Are you talking about the Nazis?
The guys who had ‘God Is With Us’ on their uniform belt buckles?
The guys who burned Darwin’s books next to the transsexual researchers’ and gay literature?
The guys who followed that Catholic, Hitler?

“shows the morality of an Atheist,”
They weren’t atheists.

“in that there is no certain right or wrong, it is all subject to change.”
No, no, as an atheist I say that there’s no Externally Sponsored morality. Not that needless harm is not always wrong.

AsiaCel #fundie

“It's over for averagecels.”
Well, I do have this one trick that would NEVER occur to you incels.
When we’re close, usually in bed, and getting intimate, I have this code phrase: “What can I do for you?” I ask.
And then I listen.
As I said, this is not something you’ll be able to replicate in even a hypothetical relationship, but it doesn’t HAS to be over.
A sincere willingness to do whatever it takes to please her, attention to her as a person, not trying to use her orgasm as the brass ring, seems to work for me.

Skaggmo #fundie

“Evolution IS supposed to make a person feel good.”
I saw that cartoon. THe biologist speaking to a convention, saying that every single time science advances evolutionary science in any way, that makes Creationists look a little bit dumber. And THAT is their motivation…

Makes sense to me.

“But not in an eternal sense like you describe.”
Why not?

“It makes them feel good in a temporary sense,”
Near as i can tell, everything on Earth is temporary, so what’s the big deal?

“so that they can enjoy their promiscuous lifestyle today, without thinking they have to face any consequences later.”
Oh, THAT stupid strawman.
You think i believe in an omniscient deity but also believe that by withholding worship i can fool him to escape punishment.
Fool the omniscient judge.
That’s fucking stupid.

“Too bad they all realize at some point in their life that it also makes life completely meaningless in the end.”
Not even close to true.
I mean, I enjoyed barbecuing the pork chops last night. I enjoyed eating them. Eventually, I ‘ll die and never eat pork chops again, but that doesn’t make last night’s meal meaningless.
God damn, you’re stupid.

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC #fundie

“taking an innocent life has always been wrong in the eyes of God. .”
Numbers 5 directs a husband who thinks his wife has been cheating to take her to a priest, who will make her drink ‘bitter waters.’ If she’s been unfaithful, her womb will shrivel up.
If there’s a baby in that womb, the baby isn’t the one who cheated.
But God doesn’t mention any exception to occupied wombs.

But this is not taking an innocent life, because biblically no one is alive until their first breath

webboffin #fundie

“If God was found to exist..... How many of you would be filling your underwear?”
Why?
If the God that’s been described to me is real, his omniscience means he knows every decision I made and why. He knows the evidence that was available to me at the time and at every revisit.
He knows If I’m an atheist because it’s my most honest take on the religions i see or if i’m trying to hide my obvious belief so i can enjoy my sins without fear… Unlike every fucking apologist who throws up that stereotype.

Nutrider99 #fundie

“The earth is NOT 4 billion years old.”
And do you have evidence of this or are you just fixating on a book of tall tales?

“ Neither is the universe.”
Same question…

“ Give it up. All methods of dating presuppose conditions of autocreation that could not have ever happened.”
No, i really don’t think that dendrochronology depends on the Earth being more than 6000 years old. I don’t think ANY of them do, but i can’t see how a literal reading of Genesis changes counting tree rings.

“The universe was created with radiation levels more or less where they are today.”
How does that affect the dating methods that do not use radiation?
How is it that this is true AND radiation-based dating methods match up with non-radiation methods?

“If you created Bullshittium yesterday”
Ah. A rational approach by someone willing to demonstrate that he knows and understands the theory…

“ with a radiation level of 10 kornturds, and a radiation level of 10 kornturds indicates that Bullshittium is at 80% of its effective life,”
That’s not how radioactive dating works you blithering idiot.

“it doesn't mean you didn't create it yesterday.”
Considering your analogy is just tremendous ignorance, you can’t possible say what it means.

“When your caculations asssume a process that has no relation to what happened, then your calculations have no chance of being accurate.”
You don’t even know what the calculations fucking ARE.
Shut up before you hurt yourself, poking that log in your eye.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut #mammon

@Sasha #150747

Not elites. Minorities.
They’ll DAMN SURE make it a point of CONSTITUTIONAL FREEDOM that they get THEIR shot before anyone else.
We roll it out as a Welfare benefit first, they’ll demand wwe tie it to taxes…

budgolf #fundie

“I don't know about anyone else, but I for one am getting tired of this crap.”
You fear that being christain might have to change your behavior and/or attitude, huh?

“I know we're supposed to show nothing but love, but if I see one of those, I'll rip it off the car.”
That’ll be vandalism, except these are pins not bumperstickers.

“ If I see a pin like that on clothing, I'll rip it off.”
Personal assault.
i’ll bet you think your political party is the Law And Order party, huh?

“ And if we have to fight over it then so be it.”
Blessed are the peacemakers, unless and until they’re tired of this crap

“I'll pray for them after the beating. I'm sick and tired of seeing my faith stomped on.”
How is this stomping on your faith?
Is it a tenet of your religion that no one ever wears a rainbow?
Can you NOT GET INTO HEAVEN if you see a pride fish and don’t lose your shit over it?

“What I'm trying to say is that the next time a group of homo's interrupts a church service by throwing condoms at worshipers, they ought to have the crap beat out of them.”
So, wait, you want revenge for them committing assault, but you’re stating your intention to commit assault…?

“U understand love your neighbor,”
Unless you don’t wanna.

“I understand vengeance is mine.”
Unless you’re pissed.

“But I also understand that when people disrespected the house of God, Jesus beat the crap out of them.”
that would be the ‘vengeance is mine’ part, right? God beat people up in his house. He didn’t ask some random Jew ’you’re not beating up the moneychangers, why do you want to go to Hell?’

luvvom #fundie

“Many Christians do not realize that they could ever lose their religious freedom.”
Many Christains point to undeserved and illegal privilege, such as casual discrimination, and think it’s their religious right.

“ We just voted in a president, Obama, who I believe will pass the "hate speech" bill.”
So, you’re saying you think your religion is hate speech?
Is that all of Christainity or just your flavor?

“I do believe that will go against the Bible and outlaw the Bible.”
Ah. So you’ve read it!

“Communism is fast approaching!”
I don’t think capitalism is tenable any more, but so many people are afraid of the WORD socialism it’ll be slow coming… But as the 1% leave fewer and fewer nonviolent optionsfor change the violent ones are all that’s left.

Remember, when you say, ‘what would Jesus do?’ one of the canon options is to whip the rich folks with a cat of 9 tails…

rglencheek #fundie

"I once gave a simple list of arguments that I believe demonstrates the rationality of believing in God,"
“Almost every atheist responded as though I were trying to actually present the arguments despite my repeated denials...”
Must have been some amazing denials.

Atheist: I personally see no reason at all to believe in any of the gods of man.
rglencheek: Well, there’s always Pascal’s Wager.
Atheist: Pascal’s Wager sucks because-
rglencheek: Hey! I’m not defending it!
Atheist: You offered it as a basis for faith.
rglencheek: No, No, I just LISTED it as a reason.
Atheist: Then you need to either counter my reasoning for rejecting it, or take it back.
rglencheek: No, no, I just think it’s a good argument! Not taking responsibility for it! Denial! DENIAL!
Atheist: Why are you even here, then?
rglencheek: Tossing pearls before swine, apparently.
Atheist: No, what you’re tossing aren’t pearls. Pearls are solid and have a lasting value. What you’re throwing out are gumballs. Hollow, perishable, and any pleasing flavor or color is gone almost instantly upon scrutiny.

jason lisle #fundie

“Natural selection in the evolutionary view is not guided by a mind."
Then it wouln’t be ‘natural’ selection, it’d be ‘culling.’

“Anything produced by evolution (or by natural selection) is therefore accidental.”
Not entire distruth, but there are some connotations to ‘accidental’ that don’t really apply.
It’s simply the better combination of traits tends to survive better, statistically, than suboptimal traits.
Fast rabbits breed faster rabbits. That’s not intentional, nor is it an ‘accident,’ but pretty much a mathematical certainty.

“Thus, if evolution is true, then people are accidents by definition since they are produced “without a deliberate plan or cause.””
Okay, if you insist, then, yes, not having an intelligent designer = accident.

“So this confirms what we wrote early, and refutes Robert’s previous claim.”
Oh, look, you’ve confirmed your initial premise by slanting the language. How…honest of you.

California Astrology Association #magick

@Skide #258063
I’ve never, ever enquired about a return policy in such places. Anything I was done with I just left in the ship’s library and it disappeared inside of ten minutes.

However, the box DID say it was dishwasher safe, so there’s that.
Probably only for store credit, but I would assume that’s more than the California Astrology Association offers.

Oh, god. Where I work, the strategic weapon system has a process for filing complaints and suggestions for improvements. These are evaluated by the Correction Assessment Authority. The responses tend to be “CAA Does Not Concur” or “CAA Concurs, the change will be implemented in the next cycle.
NOW I’m going to read that and think “The California Astrology Association does not concur. Jupiter is in the wrong house to add Kimwipes to the inventory at this time…”

carico #fundie

“So if atheists want to be treated as intelligent adults,”
Hey! That’s exactly why i stopped going to Church!

“ then they need to start speaking from knowledge rather than ignorance.”
And you get to decide what is and isn’t ‘knowledge,’ i take it?

“They also need to stop making foolish & contradictory statements with no proof for them.”
this is hilarious coming from an apologist.

“That's a sure way to look foolish. Otherwise, there are
only 3 options when dealing with atheists:

1) Coddle them like children in elementary school”
Yeah, that’s treating me like I’m intellugunt.

“2) Tell them their contradictions are not contradictions & that they are smart, rational people for making contradictory statements”
Saying that the contradictions (that I assume means those in the Bible) aren’t really contradictions is not an intellugunt argument. Just nay-saying.

“3) Treat them as intelligent adults who are lying through their teeth”
So, one problem with the story of Noah’s Ark is how a small animal population provided food for humanity while also repopulating the Earth.
One genius intellugunt Christain pointed out that there were 14 cattle on the Ark, so we could have milked all 14 cows.
And I’m the dumb one?

“4) Ignore them all together.”
The fourth of three ways, huh?
Truly genius.