Colonel-Knight-Rider needs to realize that we’re in fact going to keep doing this to him. Colonel-Knight-Rider is going to be a ruined name for him, and before long, maybe even his parents will hear about him and his goofing off online. Maybe given they’re a bunch of regressive fuckwits they’ll go as far as physically beating him for making a fool of himself. I wouldn’t put it past the parents of Colonel-Knight-Rider.
Colonel-Knight-Rider will eventually discover that acting like he’s trolling us or that asking if we’re done just makes us want to go after him more. But then, pattern recognition was never Colonel-Knight-Rider’s strong suit. He is a homeschooled kid after all, those come in one of two flavors; mentally damaged and brain-addled religious zealot. I’ve never met a homeschooled kid who didn’t fit one of those categories, Colonel-Knight-Rider.
But then maybe he looks up to the President, who seems to be the exact man Colonel-Knight-Rider would like to be; a mentally deranged coot who despite his raging inadequacies is never quite allowed to fail. But then, his idol is manifestly failing over and over again, which WILL be Colonel-Knight-Rider’s experience as well. With all the manifold inadequacies of Colonel-Knight-Rider, such as his literal social idiocy, his obsession over nerd media, his being a total fucking milk-drinker…it’ll only be a matter of time before Colonel-Knight-Rider has to go and join the big, mean grown up world.
And he won’t have anyone to make it easy on him. Colonel-Knight-Rider has been coddled into thinking more people agree with his stupid view points, when he’s living in California, easily the most left wing state in the union, which rejected Trump at every occasion. Colonel-Knight-Rider seems blissfully unaware of this, as well as the fact that mommy and daddy are probably social pariahs at every occasion. Colonel-Knight-Rider’s family is a bunch of scumsucking, bottomfeeding hanger-ons who can’t quite see the fact that the Republican Party of California is a long dead husk thrumming along even when it really should just stop.
Colonel-Knight-Rider and his family are a desperate bunch of parasites clinging to their relevance well past the point of sanity. I am willing to bet the mother of Colonel-Knight-Rider belonged to some hick clan or literal klan and she was kicked out for attempting to suck up moisture from the dirt, as that would unseat the village idiot. The father of Colonel-Knight-Rider is probably a grifter, a fraudster, a man with nary the means nor the methods to obtain them, and Colonel-Knight-Rider is told every day how rich and fabulous he is by the man himself. When really he’s just desperately moving along before the FBI catches up to the father of Colonel-Knight-Rider.
I think Colonel-Knight-Rider will probably see this and try to get all worked up or mock me for making such a post. But then he’ll miss the point that more people will see our website’s takedowns of him for how often I say the name of Colonel-Knight-Rider in a thread about Colonel-Knight-Rider.