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BigChrisfilm #fundie fstdt.com

Adam was a mythical figure who never really lived.

Adam is a key figure in Scripture. He is described as the "first Adam," the one who brought sin into the world. He made it necessary for Jesus, the "last Adam," to atone for all humans, and then rise from the grave with the promise of complete redemption for fallen man and fallen creation. If Adam was just a myth, we would not be able to fully understand the work of Jesus. If Adam and Eve were not real, then we ought to doubt whether their children were real too, and their children...and then we ought to doubt the first 11 chapters of Genesis, and so on. All the genealogies accept Adam as being a literal person, so their children Cain and Abel (Genesis 4:9,10; Luke 11:50,51) must be real too. Jesus was descended from Adam, and it is impossible to be descended from a myth.

I Resist Temptation And Fight It. #fundie #homophobia fstdt.com

Homosexuality is a sin. Homosexual people suck on a large throbbing penis like a sausage and acting like wild animals hungering for the right to suck and suck and release semen into the tongue and the mouth. Their eyes turn wild and they suck and suck as well as forcing the penis down the anus and listening to it throbbing and shifting and hearing it run out of semen they cheer in their wild lust for the penis and semen for the sin of Homosexuality is a mark of Satan who tempts straight men to go wild and start acting gay. As the penis grows bigger and bigger they release it all in a burst of madness.

Crusader #fundie fstdt.com

I dislike and have little patience for atheist specifically because it was conceived as a money-making enterprise, and created by a racist, hack "scientist". And if there are folks dumb enough to buy into the scam, and they're happy without the protection of G-D - more power to 'em. But when they spout off on subjects they knows nothing about - the love of G-D, or encouraging people who need prayer (to treat their illnesses) to stop saying them - then it's probably time for a reality check. Science isn't truth.
It's an evil scam.

Carico #fundie fstdt.com

Atheists have to deny all of history if they deny that Adam was a real person. They have to make up people's ancestors, which they've done by claiming that they are monkeys. That's the degree of irrationality that atheists have to descendend to deny God. No wonder they're angry and bitter.

Brent #fundie fstdt.com

The Jesus of the BIBLE preached longer and louder about Hell than He preached of Heaven. The reason liberal "Christians" deny Hell is because, deep down, they KNOW they're going there. God won't shed a tear when He damns their souls to Hell. If you disagree, you don't know the God of the Bible. It's just that simple!

Anonymous #fundie fstdt.com

You know I just read all of the comments that were made toward Ron and the level of stupidity and ingorance totally perplexes me.

Every one keeps saying about how we discriminate against this group and that group. Time to set the record strait you idiots.

Lets start with gays since you are all so feminine and over sensative. When I was a scout there was a young man who was a homosexual and just for the record he was one of the best guys in the troop to talk to and hang out with.

Now lets talk about god. I don't know how many of you have ever had to write a date on a piece of paper or some other document but everytime you do you acknowledge the existance of god. After all we live in 2008 A.D. (For all you uneducated morons out there, A.D. stands for "After death." To make it a little more clear we are talking about the death of Jesus Christ.) Oh, and by the way, we have never turned anyone away who doesn't believe in god.

Now we are gonna talk about women.......... Once more to all of you uneducated loud mouth assholes out there we have a little thing in the Boy Scout organization called an Explorer Post. Now I'm gonna give you a chance to use your brains for the first time in a long time. Who do you think can join an Explorer Post............times up and I doubt you guessed that women can join the Explorer Post.

As for the separation of church and state....I'll bet not one of you god damned morons can show me anywhere in the Constitution of the United States where it says there is any kind of separation between church and state. Good luck dumb asses.

Now before you go shooting that hole under your nose that you stuff with GOD only knows what you might want to do a little bit of research. It's amazing how easy it is to put all you fucking idiots in your place with just a little bit of research.

anoymous cowardly fundie #fundie fstdt.com

[re: the relative ages of Gilgamesh and the Bible]

ACF:sorry to burst your bubble, but Gilgamesh is not older than Genesis. Moses assembled the first five books of the Old Testament from much older scrolls and tablets. Gilgamesh is copied from those, and badly.

[Dear Anonymous,
As the early Israelites originated in the area of Mesopotamia, it is not unreasonable to assume that they borrowed from the mythology of that area when they began assembling their own religion. The kingship of Gilgamesh has been dated to the 26th century BCE and predates the writing of the Genesis account by much more than a thousand years. Moses, if he was indeed the one to write it, did use older texts to base Genesis upon but the texts used were Mesopotamian with a little Egyptian thrown in to fill in any blanks.]

ACF:Nope. it CLAIMS in the story to be that old, but the actual tablets are not. 2600 BC is before the flood, and there is nothing that survives from that era except the sphinx. YOU FAIL, but you knew that.

true2God #fundie fstdt.com


Josh Duggar is being discriminated against because he's a conservative Christian, because he's a non-feminist, because he opposed the queer agenda but most of all, because he's a MALE who inappropriately touched FEMALES. And he's in pro-feminist USA, a country that discriminates against MALES.
The oldest Duggar daughter Jana is 25 now. What if instead of 14 year old Josh it was 14 year old JANA who inappropriately touched her 4 single-digit aged BROTHERS and a MALE babysitter?
There would be a lot LESS people calling for her head and calling it rape and molestation. A lot MORE people showing their support for her and calling it fondling and inappropriate touching. People would be A LOT nicer and sympathetic and understanding. You'd be hearing A LOT more of "She was just a girl who was curious about boys." and "She was a naughty girl who should have been grounded but that's it."
You'd even hear people say that she did nothing wrong! And if two of her brothers who were her victims went on TV to show their support for Jana you'd hear a lot LESS of "Their parents forced them." and a lot MORE of "You see? What happened was no big deal!"
19 Kids and Counting would most likely continue and WITH Jana! And all this would be true even if she were the executive director of Family Research Council Action!
And you think the diffence between the reaction towards Josh and reaction towards Jana are extreme? What if it were a 14 year old LENA DUNHAM? Lena is a liberal, feminist supporter of the queer agenda. What if it were HER who fondled her younger MALE cousins and a MALE babysitter? The difference between the reaction towards Josh and the reaction towards Lena would be even MORE extreme!

Dr. Paul R. McHugh #fundie fstdt.com

Good God the atheist community has devolved to such cancer. Defending this pro gender-fluid, attack helicopter nonsense."What about people born with two sets of genitalia?" What about people born missing an arm or with an extra toe? Aberrations do not disprove the rule.

People dealing with transgenderism issues are mentally ill. It's been proven successfully that they respond well to treatment with antipsychotics. Imagine someone coming to a doctor and asking to have a healthy leg removed. Madness, right? But if it involves chopping off a penis it's perfectly OK! Nonsense. Trans people and homosexuals are statistically at a much higher risk of mental illness both before and even after reassignment. Many trans people end up regretting their surgeries. Very telling that there are underlying issues not being resolved here. "Oh well" you say, "that's because they're so mistreated and baa baa baaaaa..." Oh really? The weekly pride parades they fling (complete with flapping genitals in children's faces, very progressive) and endless laws that pass in their favor isn't good enough, is it? It couldn't possibly have anything to do with their degenerate, sex and drug fueled lifestyles could it? What about the man expressing a healthy pride in his nation or advocating a sensible background checking system for immigrants continually being accused of being a Nazi, I wonder what that does to mental health?

Transsexualism is unnatural and repulsive. Tolerance of things that are disgusting and dangerous is not a virtue.

But hey, feel free to prove me wrong. If changing one's gender really is no big deal, why don't you do it? You'd be just as happy with a vagina as you are with a penis, right? You'd feel exactly the same. There's no difference. Hell, you don't even need to wear a dress or anything. Just chop your cock off. No biggie. Need funding? Go ahead and challenge the right to fund it, I guaran-fucking-tee you'll make the money overnight as they laugh at your dumb ass.

James Wilson #fundie fstdt.com

What Satan has done is wickedly clever. Swift has the optimal amount of perkiness in her breasts, and they are unnaturally circular to attempt to seduce men whenever she bends over while wearing a tank top and she shows off her breasts in these outrageously tight outfits where she barely manages to keep her breasts in the top. It's an utter abomination unto the Lord Jesus Christ!

TheEndOfFappingIsNear #fundie fstdt.com

Star Wars is feminist anti-masturbation propaganda. The Jedi, the race of humans with Mary Sue magical powers, are supposed to be perfect, and part of their perfection is abstinence. This includes not masturbating, as it is emotional. I'd say that being a victim of Star Wars' pro-chastity message is worse than getting Jesus Christ spelled wrong.

His4Life #fundie #psycho fstdt.com

{Moderator’s note: this comment is 8 years old}

Filin, interestingly enough, it does not mention apes in that passage. "Beasts of the field" are more like cows, oxen, etc. I don't recall anywhere in Genesis where it mentions God making humanoid creatures other than man.

It does, however, mention that fallen angels entered into the earth and copulated with human women, producing distorted human hybrids. I believe this is where apes, monkeys, and other humanoid animals come from and God will promptly destroy them in the end. So yes, all of your prized monkies will burning in hell with you, as evidence of "evolution." ;-)

Patrick Scrivener #fundie fstdt.com

Fundies Say The Dardest Things is a M16 controlled website to discredit my exposing of the great conspiracy! 

M16 agents on Fundies Say The Dardest Things post my articles on The Reformation Online onto this site because the site’s title makes it seem like the people who’s posts end up here are crazy! 

Fundies Say The Dardest Things want me to seem crazy to prevent people from taking my words about Joshua of Nazareth, the Flat Earth, the Jesuits, and the British seriously. 

When Joshua of Nazareth claimed to be the messiah, the Pharisees tried to discredit him by calling him crazy. However he gained so many followers that they decided to crucify him. 

Joshua of Nazareth lived in the Roman Empire. The British Empire was established in 313 AD when Druid Jesus Constantine became Emperor. The British learned of the strategy of discrediting their opponents from the Romans. 

Jesus Constantine created the Latin Church. The Papacy has been controlled by the British Secret Service from it’s creation. 

The Pharisees originally mocked Joshua the Messiah but Joshua gained so many followers that they decided to crucify him. The British Empire will eventually send James Bond to assasinate me for exposing their conspiracy. 

But I will not cower in fear to the British. I will continue to expose the diabolical conspiracy and preach the truth about the messiah to save the souls of those who read my site from Hades.

MessianicServant #fundie fstdt.com

Athar, I think you are misunderstanding my remarks. It is not the fate of the unsaved that brings us joy; it's the fact that God, in His grace, has spared us from a similar fate that we fully and richly deserved. If you were trapped in a burning building, and Jesus came with a ladder and offered you a way to escape, wouldn't you be excited? Wouldn't you praise Him and thank Him for saving you? The ladder that Jesus brought in order to give us an opportunity to escape God's judgment was His cross, which reconciled man to God and took away the punishment that we so richly deserved.

There will be no 'joy' over the fate of the wicked in and of itself. No one wants you to go to hell, least of all those who have died without knowing the Lord. If you read the story of the Rich Man and Lazarus in the gospel of Luke, you will see that the unsaved rich man begged God to send someone on his behalf to warn his family to repent so that they could avoid his fate. Those who die without the Lord know the seriousness of an eternity without Christ better than we do.

That's why I try to warn people about hell and hold out the promise of the gospel to them. As I mentioned in another post, I had a 15 year old niece who died without knowing the Lord. I know that she wouldn't want to see others die without Jesus, and that's why I do my best to witness the gospel to others. It's my way of honoring her memory

Elvis is King #sexist fstdt.com

I can assure you that I'm not a homosexual, because the Bible does not allow for homos to exist in tandem with godly men and women, if there are any godly people left. The Bible plainly says that the vagina isn't godly or good, and women who abuse their flesh and dress like harlots are no better than men who abuse their flesh and are arrogant. I don't understand why anyone praises this liberal organ of Satan.

Anonymous commenter #fundie fstdt.com

Homosexuals are the unhappiest people on earth. They got raped by their own fathers as little boys.
That would drive anyone insane. Now they have convinced themselves they 'liked' it, a denial response to cope with the trauma of having such gross abominations committed against them. There is little hope for their recovery. It would be more merciful to shoot your little boy in the head than to rape the poor kid. But let's get real, it would be better for you stupid pedo faggot fuckwits to shoot yourselves in the head than to lay a finger on a child. Goddamned stupid dirty faggots burn in hell.

rockin guy xd #fundie fstdt.com

Please people, this is a serious matter.

Would you really want to spend eternity in a lake of fire with gays,transsexuals, jews,and other miscreants?

Ha, didn't think so.

You don't have to if you come to Jesus and ask him to save you. There is no reason for anyone to spend eternity in hell when salvation is completely free.

#353687 #fundie fstdt.com

Christians ARE the majority in America, a very powerful one, and add Central and South America into the mix and Christians totally dominate the western hemisphere. That leaves you unbelievers with not even enough to be a minority, let alone important. The sheep are those who take care of even the least of Christ's people, and they go to heaven. The goats, like you assholes here at FSTDT, are those who do not look after the people, but rather are enemies of just about everybody, even yourselves. You losers wind up in hell. Any other questions?

AestheticBiscotti #sexist fstdt.com

circa 2010 is when womens standards/hypergamy had a huge increase. mainstream media/society has gaslit ugly obese women into thinking their shit doesnt smell and that they are 10/10's and deserve only the best. all while shaming average guys for wanting average things.

STD/STI's are also on the rise dramatically due to women having more sex with only the top 10% of men.

articles that claim "people are having less sex" are true... but they leave out that its MEN who are getting less, and women who are having 1000000

MessianicServant #fundie fstdt.com

Buddha is a disgusting human being. Atheists like to claim that they have no god, but this is not true - Buddha is their god, and atheism is simply another form of Buddhism. Buddha is the founder of atheism. Buddha was the first major religious thinker to found a religion or system of belief on the concept of atheism. He rejected every concept of god and instead taught a humanistic doctrine of "right living." However, we know that the Buddha's life was anything BUT right. For one thing, Buddha abandoned his wife and child so that he could go sit under a tree and think about the meaning of life. It's funny that you never hear about Mrs. Buddha and Baby Buddha in secular history books; the atheists do not want the crass lifestyle of their founder to be exposed to public scrutiny. The Buddha was also dishonest. He was a notorious freeloader. He would wander around India in a loincloth and beg from town to town to avoid doing a hard day's work. We know that Jesus was a hard working man. He grew up as a carpenter, and he could swing a hammer like nobody's business. The Buddha died a shameful death. No noble sacrifice, no famous last words, and certainly no resurrection. He just choked to death on some rotten pork. What kind of a role model is that?

Buddha spent his life contemplating the nature of suffering and thought he was pretty clever for doing this. But you know what? God was even more clever than Buddha was. When Buddha died, he came before the Great White Throne and was judged for his sins. He was asked why he rejected Christ, and when he could provide no answer, Jesus escorted Buddha to the brink of the Lake of Fire and threw him in. Buddha liked contemplating the nature of suffering, so Jesus gave him an eternity in the firey pits of hell to contemplate his favorite subject - suffering. Buddha did not escape from suffering; instead, suffering is all he knows, as the flames lap at his soul and burn him endlessly like a dry, cracked leaf caught in a forest fire. The Buddha is crying for mercy right now, but he will receive NONE. He rejected God, so God rejected him. Buddha's pain will never end, and his philosophy of "right living" will not help him escape the flames of hell.

Atheists, if you don't recognize the error of your thinking and turn to Christ from salvation, you will spend eternity with your god, Buddha. That is not a place you want to be.

Carico #fundie fstdt.com

So how many people do atheists have to mock and slander before they think they can make God's Word go away? How many years have you and other atheists been doing this in the last 2,000 years? And where has it gotten you? Nowhere except to increase your anger. If anyone had proven that God doesn't exist, then forums like these wouldn't exist because there would be no point in them.

So let's say your anger turns to murder. How many people would you have to murder to think you can make God's Word go away? Everybody who believes in God? Then what? Then where would you turn your hatred of God? Would you start shooting the air? Or possibly using explosions? Then what? So how can your anger change whether or not God exists? If it can't, what purpose does it serve except to make you more angry and possibly turn you into murderers?Or is your only joy in life expressing hatred? If so, when will it be satisfied?

Anonymous #fundie fstdt.com

If a woman "raped" me, I wouldn't cry about it or call the cops. I would be a man, and suck it up.

Like I said, I'm not a feminist. There is a way that a man should act, and that includes not acting like a "victim" just because you got a free lay.

I saw an episode of Cops where some guy called the police because his wife hit him. I mean, can he honestly call himself a man?

Same thing with a guy being "raped".

#992287 #fundie fstdt.com

You all need to beg the Lord God for forgiveness. Death happens every single day! IMAGINE!! YOU CUOLD DIE TODAY OR TOMORROW! Even now, reading this, you could be experiencing a headache and heart pains and in an hour be dead from a hart attack or a stroke!! WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!! I PRAY YOU ALL LEARN TO KNOW AND LOVE JESUS BEFORE YOU DIE LIKE ALL MORTALS MUST DIE! The peace and love of the Lord be with you all!

The Bible is Right! #fundie fstdt.com

You can't tell me the earth is old.

Did you know that if the universe is very old, they would have landed in a mile of space dust on the moon.

Also, they have beetles that make a spit so hot that it couldn't have been evolved because they is no step inbtween.

But they never tell you these things in science because it goes against they religon of evolution.

Let me ask you people a question: If evolution was true, where do bulls come from? There are no female bulls, so how do they come to be if they aren't created? I bet you never talked about that in evolution school.

MessianicServant #fundie fstdt.com


Look, one way or another, you're all wicked and filthy. Squatting around in full lotus position is a display of depravity and self-centeredness. Christ did not preach "end suffering." Suffering is GOOD. It leads people to God. If everyone were Buddhists, concerned with worldly things, concerned with ending suffering, then this world would be of Satan. Suffering is necessary to bring God's elect into the gates of heaven.

As for the rest of you, I hope you; Jews, Atheists, Catholics, Lutherans, Buddhists, Jains, Hindus...

Enjoy the flames!

God Bless.

Jason #fundie fstdt.com

There are two types of people: Christians and Christians in denial. There simply are no other alternatives. Each of you knows, deep down, the truth, but for some reason are afraid to admit it. Why?

Sweetride #fundie fstdt.com

Stop calling God cruel for handling evil people. No one was innocent even the children. Now for the children that does mean that they are judge after life. If He let the children live then who going to take care of them? They definitely don't won't someone who killed their parents to raise them, so it is better for them to be dead. What if the children was the enemy of the Hebrews? It is stupid to let them live. Some of them will grow up, and get revenge, on those who rightfully kill their evil parents. It better for the children to be put to death so they don't have to deal the Hebrew people. YHWH has every right to do so. Don't like too bad then. YHWH doesn't care what you don't like or like what he does, or weather you disagree or agree on how He handle things.

LoneWolf1984 #fundie fstdt.com

(The following quote also used to be LW's signature on his DA page)

The rain drops are God's tears crying for your souls.
If you are picking on me cause I'm a christian. You are actully helpping me getting richer in Heaven. Every time you call me dumb or anything like that. You are really create a crown for me in Heaven.

Allan #fundie fstdt.com

I dislike and have little patience for atheists specifically because it was conceived as a money-making enterprise, and created by a racist, hack "scientist". And if there are folks dumb enough to buy into the scam, and they're happy without the protection of G-D - more power to 'em. But when they spout off on subjects they knows nothing about - the love of G-D, or encouraging people who need prayer (to treat their illnesses) to stop saying them - then it's probably time for a reality check. Science isn't truth.
It's an evil scam.

American MinuteMan #racist fstdt.com

I agree with Bigot. Remember, Will, I grew up during the segregation era. Life was a lot simpler for black folks, then, because they knew their place in society. Black folks would raise their families, go to church on Sunday, and spend time with their kids during the holidays. They didn't have any of these complex issues to deal with that that we've forced on them today. Our society has placed the black American in an impossible situation, and I know more than a few blacks who say that their lives were better before the civil rights movement.

BCF #fundie fstdt.com

You guys don't even know what a real Christian is, nor do you know what they believe. You are children of your father, the devil. You are the children of lies, and you father is a deciever. There is no truth in him, he has been a liar since the begining. Flee from your wicked idols, and occult like traditions. You will all feel the wrath of a Holy and Righteous judge. Only the Guilty object to the teachings of the righteous. Only the Guilty say, let me go without payment. Only the Guilty question the morality of the judge. Make it easier for yourself, stop storing up wrath. The reason you are still alive is because God is letting you store up wrath.

Caamib #sexist fstdt.com

Women didn't want you because you respect them and you didn't want to rape because you know nothing about women. If you knew anything about women you'd know that you caused them more suffering by just existing like that and not raping them.

#1949424 #racist fstdt.com

Trump promotes what most Americans want. Deport all illegals. Stop dirty Mooslims/terrorists, in other words all Mooslims, from entering the country. Improve the job market. And he appears to be honest, speaking plainly and honestly, instead of reading prewritten speeches.

Hitlery offers nothing at all.

Shitstain #conspiracy fstdt.com

[the "fundy" here is a FSTDT commenter, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, and time to come forward and confirm whether or not this is sarcasm...]

The moon landing was staged, in order to make Russia believe we had the technology to do it. You can see Neil Armstrong's shadow in the video. If he were standing in the sunlight on the moon, he'd vaporize. If he were standing in shade, he'd freeze to death. Also, the American flag was blowing in the wind. The problem there is that there isn't wind on the moon.

In conclusion, there was no trip to the moon therefore your claim of angels being there is certainly false.

James A. Wilson #fundie fstdt.com

Taylor Swift is an evil succubus who hates the things of Almighty God! She’s a sinful satanist communist, and she’s utterly reprehensible! Her latest album is an open display of her drunkenness, vindictiveness, lust, fornication, lesbianism with Karlie Kloss, as well as her open defiance of God’s natural laws!

I was removed from “Conserva”pedia because I’m a truth teller and I wasn’t gonna stand for them whitewashing the harm of Swift as well as sex!

BCF (who else?) #fundie fstdt.com

Everyone person deserves to go to hell, but God is a loving, merciful God, and not everyone is going to go there. You are going to have to understand that YES, everything you do IS a sin. You are not only not a good person, you are an EVIL person. The issue isn't that you sin, it's that YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING BUT SIN. And it is NOT wrong for a Holy Righteous judge to send law breakers to prison. Only the ones breaking the law think such things as those.

Anonymous #fundie fstdt.com

You know, to be fair...since you guys seem to care about fairness and all, EVERYONE else in that thread vehemently disagreed and attempted to correct the OP. But of course, you guys wouldn't point that out since that would defeat the purpose of your mockery of Christ.

I am asking myself, "Why would a bunch of people spend so much time protesting against a deity they are convinced doesn't exist?"

Feminst Lesbian #sexist fstdt.com

A penis is a rape device; as domestic violence statistics reveal, men are the evil virus problem. Given sperm may be created without use of a man, and women have well proven themselves even more capable then men, castration is something to be enforced eventually for all men. A peaceful and productive future depends on real vision and executing a plan that cuts to the core issue here. Castration is the cure. Stop the Rape!”
“Girls, it’s easy—just feed him female hormones. Small doses at first. Once you see his boobs develop just gradually increase the hormones. My husband can’t get it up and my girlfriends with their strap-on vibrators give me orgasms that no man can equal.”