Ladies, please don’t think I’m white-knighting, but this fucker is insulting both of us, so if I may, I’d like to rebutt this mulefucker line by line, if you don’t mind.
- Wow, so you mean humans have a tendency to anthropomorphize things? Newsflash fuckhole, everyone does that. Ever scream at your slow-ass internet connection? Yep, you just did what you accuse “wimmens” of doing.
- Eyebrows and boobjobs aren’t any different, you’re right. But hey, it’s also none of your fucking business. Or mine. Or anyones, really. And how is it any different from you or I shaving, or growing out a beard, or hitting a gym or anyfuckingthing. A healthy ego cares less about what other people think and more about being at ease in their own meat-wrapper. A healthy ego, for reference, would not be what you have, since you seem to focus on tearing others down with your spurious horseshit.
- I—no, what the actual fuck are you on about?
- Mother’s Day was started in Virginia in 1908, moron. Yes, Hitler started a day for encouraging hausfraus to pump out kindren for the Reich, and yes, MuttersTag means Mother’s Day, but it’s not the same fucking thing.
- Again with the Hitler. You’re revealing more of yourself then I think you had intended. And it was his father Alois who was raised by a single mother, not Adolph. Not that any of that matters, since your underlying point of “hurr durr hurr single moms is bad” ignores that most single mothers never choose to be single, they just have the poor luck or judgment to have the father die or pick some numblefuck who parked his brains and basic human decency in his dick.
- Shopping provides valuable resources for the household and injects liquid into the economy. Why do you hate capitalism, you filthy Commie? And I, despite my proud ownership of dangly bits, consider myself an ardent shopper and former mallkid. How does that fit into your, let’s be generous and call it a world view?
- I’m so very sure they appreciate your sympathy.
- *Snkk!* God, you must be a fucking Lothario with the ladies, with your smooth flow and…post-coital bowl of Alpha-Bits, you studly beast you.
As for your sandwich, it’s waiting for you to come fish it out of the toilet.