Indictments Will Be Unsealed Worldwide On National TV!
Worldwide. On national TV. Of course, because, as usual, there is no world outside of ‘murica.
Our Favorite President, Donald J. Trump Is Q+ And Many Believe He Never Left His Rightful Place As President Of The United States Of America! Others Believe He Will Return As The Speaker Of The House. Today We’ll Bring You What Trump Himself Has To Say On This Matter.
That orange turd you are simping so hard for said that you should get vaccinated. Or was he replaced by a soviet deep state cabbalistic lizard clone or something?
Trump Caught The Swamp!
That would be somewhat more impressive if swamps were known to be fast. Or, be capable of independent motion at all. Or is this a “caught” like in “Karen caught the COVID”?
To Those Who Have Committed Treason And Sedition Against The United States of America, Justice Is Coming!
Are you sure you want to declare these things as something bad, something which should be judged? It might be affecting a whole different demographic than you think…
We Had To Walk Through The Darkness Before We Could See The Light! It Had To Be This Way To Safeguard Future Elections And Save Our Children From The Real Pandemic: Child Sex Trafficking!
Unless these children are post-natal, or, you know, actually ever existed. Then they can go to hell, amirite?!
Patriots can prove everything!
Yes, you can “prove” literally anything, because to you lot, “proving” means “shouting lies until you get hoarse”.