Lucilius

@Lucilius

Babylon Bee #wingnut #transphobia

Some context: Right now Boston Childrens Hospital is beseiged by right-wing trolls because of a false claim that they perform genital surgery on minors.
It's an outright lie, but the fanatics don't care, so nurses are getting death threats.
And now the unfunny Babbling Bee tries to joke about it.

Forgive Me Lord #fundie

And yet both of them wish you'd shut up.

Jared Taylor #racist #wingnut

Actually, Jared, Isaac Asimov wrote seven decades ago about a galaxy in which people had interbred to a generic medium-brown, so white or black people were considered interesting anomalies ("The Currents of Space").
But he was one of DA JOOZ so I doubt you've read him, and you'd consider him an enemy anyway.

Fusion Fade #crackpot #racist

@Malingspann #138499

Well, we were in exactly that situation a few tens of thousands of years ago. Fortunately the ancestors of Fusion Fade were unable to pass any laws against it, so now some modern humans have a little bit of Neanderthal in them and others have a bit of Denisovan. And probably a few more we don't know about yet.

Padraig Martin #wingnut

Congressman Paul Gosar & Various commenters #wingnut #racist

One amusing thing about these white-exclusivist numbnuts is that they never think (I know, I know, big surprise) what would actually happen if 140 million people suddenly left the country.

Various commenters #wingnut #racist

Some decades ago it was not unusual to attach photos to resumes, but that practice stopped when research showed it biased hiring in *favor* of whites.

But you were perfectly fine with that, weren't you?

ELLIOTSECONDCOMING #crackpot #dunning-kruger #magick

Various commenters #wingnut

@Citizen_Justin #137506

Because none of these people have any interest in any opinions but their own,and probably never cease their sanctimonious honking long enough to hear them anyway.

Matt Powell #homophobia #psycho

No, drag queens say "We'll teach your children not to react to anything new with reflexive bigotry." And that's what you really fear.

Prussian Society of America #racist #dunning-kruger

So supposed champions of PRUSSIANISM in AMERICA want to bawl about FOREIGNERS.

The level of clueless dumbfuckery is astounding.

Janath #fundie

So if people already knew about Jesus before he was even born, why are you supposed to "go and tell all nations?"

T. Morris #wingnut #fundie

John Brown was indeed a violent fanatic.

Did that make slavery OK? No, and nothing would.

And trying to rehash arguments from 1859 just demonstrates how thoroughly you've lost.

Nick Redfern #crackpot #magick #ufo

Bill T #sexist

Arcy #conspiracy #wingnut #fundie #ufo

8th degree: slobber hunker weasel gibber gibber honk fnord aooogah toilet wocka obscene gerund nonsense plotz.

Jim #conspiracy #quack #dunning-kruger #fundie

@Yutolia #136908

Which is quite a trick since Covid got here nearly a year before the vaccines did. But people who believe that do have gnatlike attention spans, so ...

Merlin via Erena Velazquez #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Russian Embassy, UK #wingnut #psycho #pratt #racist

Yes, I'm sure we'll hear convincing evidence in the testimony of Igor and Mania Putinovich Totallynotaplant.

Matthew Belanger #conspiracy #psycho #racist #sexist #wingnut

Dr. Delirious/Mary Beaver #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #quack #mammon

Poor Howard Hesseman. Being dead has worsened his condition from "Dr. Johnny Fever" to "Dr. Johnny Delirious."

Chad Ripperger #fundie #wingnut

Fuck your god, your pope, and you.

Now try to make me stop saying that. Better yet, pray about it and see if anyone else makes me stop. Then we'll see how powerful your god/church is.

Or not.

Mike Adams #quack #conspiracy

So the same people who, two years ago, were claiming that hospitals falsely attributed every normal death to Covid now claim hospitals are attributing vaccine deaths to normal causes.

Andrew Anglin #racist #psycho #fundie

ASTON ADAM MBAYA #fundie

Anything that condemns a child to eternal torment for not finishing one night's dinner is not a god.

Also, why is Eternity using technology that's already outdated?

Richard Dawkins #moonbat #transphobia

I know the Dunning-Kruger Effect is essentially being too dumb to know you're dumb (overestimating your competence), but there also needs to be a term for believing expertise in one field makes you an expert in every field. Can we call that the Dawkins Effect?

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

Teddy Daniels #wingnut

Roosh V #fundie #sexist #racist

'Cause your "religious content" is overwhelmingly crap.

Padraig Martin #racist #wingnut #fundie #dunning-kruger

So the best you can do is "White people can't work in southern heat?" What about all the poor farmers who did then, and all the whites who found they could handle it after 1865? (Or, let's be honest, about 1965.)
Also, if slavery's not bad, put on this iron collar and tell me that again after you've been cleaning my toilet for 20 years.
Yeah, didn't think so.

Mike King #fundie #dunning-kruger

Russ Winter #wingnut #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #enbyphobia #elitist

Also a good way to get immediately disregarded as a piece of shit.

The Babylon Bee #wingnut #racist

dasho #wingnut #homophobia #enbyphobia #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Translation: "Post something indefensibly stupid and then play victim."

dasho #wingnut #psycho

"Sure, maybe it's about somebody else's life or death, but let's make this all about MEEEEEEE!"

Konstantin Kosachev and Irina Yarovaya #conspiracy #crackpot #racist #quack #ufo #wingnut

Zelensky's been makin' a man

With blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving Kyiv's ... (separatist)

... Tension.