Lucilius

@Lucilius

LordsOfLastLight #sexist #psycho

I initially read this as "Baptists are more worthy of respect than Prostitutes."

Still a dubious proposition.

Jesse Lee Peterson #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Hey look, an "S-hole" that talks!

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut #ableist

It is absurd that a has-been actor thinks he's relevant to anything.

Stew Peters and James Edwards #racist #pratt #dunning-kruger

Judy Byington/Charlie Ward #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #mammon

By any chance are these "White Hats" pointy and made from bedsheets? Do they require eye holes?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy #wingnut

various commenters #homophobia #kinkshaming #sexist

"Men are who they are. And who they are is largely testosterone-driven great apes with terrible socialization that encourages them to be selfish and repress any emotions."

You do know you're related to them, right?

Dr. Sherri Tenpenny #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #pratt #racist #wingnut

"Doesn't matter if that 'confession' was coerced, he's BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"

Greg Gutfeld #sexist

Gee, Greg, you get *awfully* exercised over perceived threats to your "masculinity."

Why is that? Insecure about some little thing?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #pratt #racist #wingnut

Charlie Kirk, who fucks gangrenous goats, was caught lying again ...

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

"Eventually no Republican will ever be elected again."

Oh, happy day!

Gilgamesh de Uruk #transphobia #wingnut #racist

"Diversity is a good thing, unless it conflicts with my prejudices."

various commenters #transphobia

Kevin Sorbo #wingnut

Weird, none of the hysterical conspiracies you pushed about the pandemic came true but you're still lying that they did.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist

Babylon Bee #wingnut #transphobia #sexist

Babylon Bee outed as hate site after it repeatedly posts bigotry masquerading as lame jokes.

Charlie Kirk #wingnut

Poor little bigot, you are sooooo terrified of anyone who isn't white.

@Zinnia - That's roughly the number of people currently seeking asylum in the U.S.
Wingnuts love to conflate legal asylum-seekers with "illegals" and claim that abiding by international law amounts to "open borders."

Robert Stacy McCain #fundie #homophobia

Journalist here. I confess, yesterday I wrote a story about the county's gay budget. Today I'm writing about appointment to the board of gay elections, and I'm working on a gay perspective of the sheriff. Gonna be difficult considering he's straight, but I'll manage.

Fschmidt #racist #wingnut

You don't know a damn thing about Black people OR sane people.

Patrick O'Carroll #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

If 150 million Christians were willing to murder each other, what does that say about Christians?

Paul Bury #wingnut #conspiracy

You did all of that stuff. Liberals still aren't, but you know you're awful and want to play "He hit me first."

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene & various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

You're desperate to play victim because you think that will excuse your terrorism. "We're just preemptively retaliatin' against all the stuff we imagine might happen!"

A.F. Branco #fundie #wingnut

Tomi Lahren #wingnut

Handouts to billionaires?
Tax cuts for corporations?
World's biggest military budget?
Gutting the IRS?

Sure, let's play this game, Dumi.

Gabriel Green #ufo #conspiracy

Sounds like the "space people" were practical jokers.

Christopher Calvin Reed #elitist #fundie

BehindtheCurtain, BondiBlue & Omina_Sentenziosa #transphobia

And here I thought MAGA losers were the whiniest little crybabies out there.

Mark Wiering #enbyphobia

English does need a new or altered word for singular "they," but not to appease dipshits.

Matt Walsh #homophobia #sexist #wingnut

Kininigen #crackpot #magick #dunning-kruger

Candace Owens #conspiracy

If knowledge was scary, no one would have any cause to fear Candace Owens.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

Steve Kirsch quoting ICU RN #conspiracy #wingnut

"Also I'm smart and rich and beautiful, tee hee!"

Babylon Bee #wingnut #transphobia

I know a guy who regretted getting a knee replaced. Obviously we should ban all orthopedic surgery because god hates it.

Pepe Lives Matter #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

Jean-François Braunstein #wingnut #dunning-kruger #transphobia #conspiracy

You are not endangered by trans people's existence. The only danger is to your warped ideology - and good riddance to it.

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia

Donald J. Trump #wingnut

"Function properly" = commit crimes.

Don't commit crimes, you won't need immunity. But you can't help yourself, can you? Crime is all you know.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut

LATEST POLL: 53% of Americans find lead paint chips delicious.

Lauren Boebert #conspiracy #wingnut

You've got to appreciate the irony of an extremely stupid right-wing extremist not understanding extreme weather.

Actually, no you don't. Just fuck you, Buboe.

Dr. Abby Johnson #fundie #wingnut

Nick Fuentes and Vincent James #elitist #pratt #wingnut #racist

MLK and Rosa Parks were abused BY pieces of shit.

You're facing consequences for BEING pieces of shit.

Laura Sanger Ph.D. #wingnut #fundie #conspiracy

I wondered why all bankers were 30 feet tall.

Ray Comfort #dunning-kruger #fundie #kinkshaming

Bold of you to assume I have a gorgeous girlfriend.

Rep. Beth Lear #fundie #transphobia #psycho

Hey Beth, follow your religion:

"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." - 1 Timothy 2:12