“Hello there people,”
I’m not a there people.
I’m a here people.
“I am texting to tell you the ends”
Ends? Isn’t ‘end’ kind of binary? We’ve reached it or we haven’t yet?
“times times times are near.”
SO, the ‘end(s) times,’ or the dates of prophecy approaches.
Then cultural period surrounding those dates approaches ((the (end times) times), as it were).
The only other ‘times’ i can think of is how the Olympic Sprinters are going to perform during the end times times. Their ‘times’ on the 100 meter run or whatever.
So, the athletes are almost ready to reveal their durations during the runs held in the era of the prophesized dates of the apocalypse? The ends times times times?
“Jesus is coming back soon.Are you prepared?”
Back?
First, I’m not convinced he was ever here?
“Have you been saved?”
My financial advisor is trying to consolidate all my savings accounts. Credit unions here in Massachusetts, in Virginia Beach, in Boise…
“Pray this prayer.”
A colon would be much more instructive right there.
And why would i pray this prayer?
“Remember Jesus is coming back soon.”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAny minute now.
“Get right or get left.”
I write, so get bent?