Timjer

@Timjer

Marc Andreessen and Elon Musk #ableist #crackpot #quack

Muskrat is both a massive waste of perfectly good wealth and of oxygen in general.

As much as I think jokes shouldn’t be too politically correct, the thing is a joke is supposed to be funny and has a certain logic to it. This is just dumb and nonsensical. It’s just another “dey eat da poopoo”…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #wingnut #god-complex

jimh7339 #fundie

<@KeithInc.> #251897

As I said before and keep saying, if “doing good deeds” sends me to Hell, I’d rather go to Hell. At least I’ll be surrounded by nice people there.

Question, do we have a "saying the quiet part out loud” award here? Because IMO this fits.

Says a lot about fundies, doesn’t it?

masonclark2y2bts #fundie

Well, if being a judgmental asshat is the ONLY requirement to get into heaven, then I’d genuinely prefer to go to Hell instead. At least the company will be nicer there…

PITT Parents #transphobia

I was once a loving father.

Perhaps. But you’re certainly not one anymore…

Now I am reduced to philosophizing about peppers.

Wow, it’s almost like the PITTparents rabbit hole is VERY bad for your mental health…

Seriously, if you’d rather spout nonsense about peppers online rather than even attempt to reconcile with and love your daughter, then she really is better off without you.

Can’t he see what he is doing to me?!

“It’s all about ME!!!!” once again…

Laura Wood #homophobia #fundie

@TheKingOfRhye #251858

Preach! I really try to live by the “live and let live” philosophy(*). If what someone else does somewhere does not affect me in any way, nor hurt anyone innocent, then I do believe that I am in no way qualified nor priveliged to tell them they should do otherwise. Every living being has the right to self-determinate; and taking someone’s personal choices away, even for the bestest of intentions, never ends well.

(*)Both because that’s just who I am, and because I’ve seen/heard/read enough examples of what happens when people do feel the need to impose their own lifestyle upon everyone else. That, and nobody will EVER be “conformist” enough to please such meddlers anyway.

Declan Finn #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy #transphobia #racist

When the Left feels compelled to kill the guy who just wants to talk

Another example of “If I just keep saying it often enough, reality shall conform to my beliefs and that will make my lies true!!!! And if it has not happened yet, then obviously I’m not lying hard enough!!!”

Laura Wood #homophobia #fundie

WHY do so many people who do not themselves engage in “homosexuality” approve of it?

Because it’s really none of my goddamn business to tell other people who they should or should no love.

Bennusmagnus #fundie #transphobia

please consider prayer

Yes, please do. As everyone with a modicum of a brain knows that prayer is less than worthless.

Professor Jiang #crackpot #forced-birth #wingnut

Apparently 20% of all American white girls in their 20s are on OnlyFans.

Good for them, at least they have an honest income and are spreading some beauty across the world. There are a LOT worse ways for college-age girls to earn money (and still remain destitute with todays economy).

main problem was that women refused to have children.

Dude, seriously? We have over 8 Billion people on earth right now and the number is only growing even WITH all the wars and famine. More women are still having children than they probably should have. A few young women not having kids just yet is not going to worsen ANYTHING by any metric no matter how you spin it.

Besides, who is going to take care of and pay for those excess children? You?

OnlyFans, I think, is the best indicator of a society in decline.

Nah, that’s just unmoderated social media in general.

Dr. Katherine Milano/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

severely punished […] before being sent back to Mars.

Man, this bootleg DOOM script sounds ass. Not enough demon slaying, for one.

Eva Vlaardingerbroek #racist #conspiracy

…Look, I’ll admit that Europe has a bit of an immigration problem. A LOT of african, eastern-european, or middle-eastern refugees find their way here because there is nowhere else for them to go. At its height, it was indeed more than our governments could process. And I’ll also admit that several of those immigrants (possibly due to not being screened or educated properly) do not integrate well and thus come into conflict with our culture and laws (which is more my issue than their skin color or religion).

That being said, I really wouldn’t go so far as to say that us white, native Europeans are “outnumbered” in Europe itself. And certainly not that it’s a conscious choice by our governments to “replace” us. And even so, it tends to be you right-wing fascists who escalate the problems anyway. And this is coming from your southern neighbour who primarily votes more to the right. As long as the immigrants are willing to do honest work and obey the law, who the fuck should even care? It’s not like they’re tearing down churches to build mosques on them or rewrite our laws… Hell, “Sharia4Belgium” is still considered a terrorist organization here last time I checked.

TL;DR: I’m not against immigration here, but I do still think it should be regulated enough to make sure those with greater needs get priority so that the system doesn’t get clogged again.

Vladimir "Kirill" Mikhailovich Gundyayev #fundie #conspiracy

the West, which has fallen into Satanism

…Kirill, you pretty much sold your very soul, image, and your entire unorthodox church to a false god (Putin) all for the sake of power. You WISH you were “merely” a Satanist.

It characterized the conflict as a "Holy War"

…Because a “holy war” has NEVER been a bad thing throughout all of recorded human history. /s

Kirill: Are we the bad guys here?

Derek Rishmawy #conspiracy #crackpot

@Skide #251443

Speaking of She Who Thirsts and the Ruinous Powers, I stand by my idea that even they tend to be less evil than how fundies portray Old Testament God(*). At least Khorne has honor and valor, Nurgle cares about his followers, and Slaanesh isn’t a sexist prude. And Tzeentch… Yeah, ok, that might be more difficult to answer.

(*)And considering Fundies portray their god according to their own image and ideals, it says a lot about them specifically.

Donald Trump #psycho #wingnut

<@KeithInc.> #251438

He’s facing consequences from sticking his dick in crazy

Does he? Does he really? Because it seems more like the entire world except Trump himself is feeling those consequences.

And I don’t know about you, but the entire world greatly outnumbers one cowardly, obese, senile, old draft dodger with an overinflated ego…

And now Iran is responding by threatening to destroy the entire Mid-Eastern power plants and oil installations they can get their hands on if Trump does not back off. Now THAT is going to cause oil prices to skyrocket and the economy to take a nosedive!

What does it take to impeach this moronic, senile, narcissistic psycho?!!!!

Bonnie Sibley #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

You are the one who sold your soul to the Devil 😈 moron.

No, we are not the ones who voted the Orange Antichrist into power…

You democrats has blood 🩸 on your hands

You mean like how your Orange Antichrist is currently shedding countless blood to start a third world war just to distract from the Epstein files?

Mark Meckler #fundie

Jesus. This is a man who made a cat o’ ‘nine tails and went in to kick the tables over and screamed at people and called them vipers for sinning

Wasn’t that against money lenders who were using a temple to get rich? Sounds more like a warning to televangelists and such…

Elena Danaan #ufo #conspiracy #elitist

So, in other words; “Don’t believe popular people’s blatant BS!!!! Believe MY unpopular blatant BS instead!!!!”

Also;

a physical experiencer in extraterrestrial contact

looks at the Asari from Mass Effect …Yeah, I wish!

James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy

I’m just going to say, as long as rich CEOs(*) remain obsessed with replacing perfectly good workers, artists, and moderators with sloppy AI, sloppy AI of which the production and maintenance costs are so high they will make my electric bill go up AND make GPUs and smart TVs a lot more expensive; well as long as that keeps happening AI as it currently exists is firmly near the top of my shitlist.

And no sexy AI driven gynoid waifu or occult AI summoned horny succubus waifu will be enough to make up for it.

(*)Who, in my humble opinion, are the truest parasites upon society.

University of Florida College Republicans #wingnut

…GOP, you have said by now that you hate being compared to or outright called Nazis. So why then do you feel like doing the Nazi salute is a right? It seems to me like you’re just letting your mask slip.

Prolotario #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

give_em_hell_kid #moonbat

@leyo3 #251144

Sorry, but that’s exactly the reason I disagree with such beliefs and with the OP. The past is beyond any and all control. We cannot ever change what already happened. Thus what matters more is the choices you make NOW. Even if Jenna Marbles made a few stupid racist jokes in the past (and that’s hardly the worst thing a human can do), the fact that she then chose to become a better person and distance herself from that is far more meaningful imo.

@SCHIZO_FREQ / Lukas (computer) #fundie #sexist #crackpot

@Skide #251137

…Damn, if you’re already a D-cup when you’re a satanist, imagine how “gifted” you’d be if you had become a pious nun instead!

Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

the discussion highlights a “Disclosure” Day movie trailer

…Yes, that’s literally the upcoming scifi movie from Spielberg, “Disclosure Day”. But it’s not a documentary, Mr. Salla…

give_em_hell_kid #moonbat

@Shirogane #251089

Fully agreed; just making a dumb, thoughtless joke or two during an immature phase should not have to haunt you for the rest of your life…

There are a lot worse people out there that do deserve the spotlight far more than what the OP is focused on.

@SCHIZO_FREQ / Lukas (computer) #fundie #sexist #crackpot

…Oooookaaaayyyyy.
…
…Look, "Lukas”, I like huge natural booba as much as the next guy. Likely more so. Part of me even unironically sees breasts as the greatest thing our evolution produced. It’s borderline my main fetish; like how some people have a foot fetish or such, mine is an attraction to huge boobers. I’ve even got folders on my pc with pics of amateur models with friggin’ Q-cups (allegedly).

But, even with me having said all of that (and my apologies), don’t you think you’re maybe, juuuuuust MAYBE taking it a little too far?

Counter Tyranny XII #fundie #god-complex

We love war.

All right then; and what’s keeping all of you MAGAtards from volunteering and fighting on the front lines of your precious God-Emperor’s unnecessary wars? I mean, it’s not like you’d need much training, do you? Just being meatshields for the regular soldiers who never asked for this would already help.

PITT #transphobia #crackpot

<@KeithInc.> #251011

Must be something external, because you’re just TOO PURE to have produced a child who was transgendered from birth and finally found her help.

You might be on to something there. Maybe PITTparents genuinely believe that THEY are way too pure and pious for the “gay/trans” gene to survive in them. So if their child turns out to be gay or trans, it MUST be because “outside forces” infected them or something…

it runs rampant in these spaces, in social media messaging, and gaming […] convincing them that they too are trans

How weird. I’ve been on Discord, Reddit, Fandom/Wikia, YT comments, and MMO games for some time now (and am pretty introverted IRL) and nobody there has even remotely tried to “convince” me I’m actually trans… And I tend to avoid transphobic threads anyway as I hate assholes.

The Gays from LA #transphobia #racist

@TheKingOfRhye #251040

Exactly. I may not quite understand what it’s like to be transgender or genderfluid or non-binary, and I may sometimes slip and, for example, adress someone with a female sex with female pronouns by accident, but I don’t have to understand it just to show basic respect to people. If a person prefers to be adressed a certain way then who am I to say “no”?

I mean, if someone hates a common nickname for themselves, I’m not going to go out of my way to call them by that nickname… Even if said nickname is catchy. It’s just basic decency.

Counter Tyranny XII #fundie #god-complex

We love war

…That is something the Major from Hellsing infamously said. You know, a literal Nazi…

"My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I like war. No friends, I LOVE war.
I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth."

NewAlbion #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

Homosexuals can be free to do what they want in their private lives […] But it is when they do things in public that it is deeply unsettling and disturbing.

But that is the very thing. Homosexuals are NOT having constant “buttsex” in public like what you morons claim. They keep their sexual escapades in their bedrooms JUST LIKE heterosexuals do. You just get a hateboner whenever you see two men holding hands (yet for some reason a regular boner whenever two women kiss).

I do not care.

Clearly you do, otherwise you wouldn’t be making this post…

Not to mention its obsession with indoctrinating the education system.

What, like just acknowledging that homosexuals exist? Still more factually correct than forcing creationism…

given the suicide rates of these people

Geeeez, I wonder, wonder why THAT is a thing… /s

Christians can be free to do what they want in their private lives; I do not care. But it is when they do things in public that it is deeply unsettling and disturbing. I find it uncanny, and many others do as well. Not to mention its obsession with indoctrinating the education system.
Proselytizing, I believe, should not be allowed, at any age, given the suicide rates of these people and the general correlations with bad mental states. This, aside from the fact that it is simply annoying from a social perspective.
I desire optional services and secular upbringings. Faiths should be allowed to be practised privately, though I desire a secular state and rule of law.

artmalique #moonbat

Puh-lease… IF I’m in mortal peril and I’m going to try and pray my way out in desparation, I’m not going to just leave it at the Christian god. I’m going to be like Beni in The Mummy and pray to every god there is at once! Hey, it actually worked for him that time.

“Buddha, Zeus, God! One of you guys, do something! Help! Satan, you owe me!”

-Professor Farnsworth; Futurama

@TheKingOfRhye #250931

I’m guessing nobody changes their religious point of view ~~when such a thing happens~~.

There, fixed it for ya.

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie #pratt

Look, I’m not an expert on the science behind that myself, but at this point the learned & respected scientists have been proven countless times to be FAR more correct on ANY subject than uneducated moron Eric Hovind has been. So I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.

Ben Wehrman #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Pluverapickles #psycho #sexist

…WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL DID I JUST READ?

pleasebeapoepleasebeapoepleasebeapoepleasebeapoe

Seriously, I really hope the feds and CPS are keeping tabs on this psycho

Ben Wehrman #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

How trustworthy is all of this "evidence", really?

A lot more than YOU, a single random nutjob, for one…

Seriously, the holocaust is recent enough that it still happened in my remaining grandparents’ lifetime. There is no debating it. It’s like millenials these days saying “9/11 never happened because WE were not old enough to remember it happening!!!”

Wisam Haddad, Wassim Fayad and five unnamed Sydney teenagers #fundie #homophobia #psycho

Crap like this is what gives worldwide islamophobia so much traction, you idiots. And even I keep having more and more trouble disagreeing with islamophobes when I read shit like this.

Yes, I know that not all muslims are jyhadists. But unless the moderate muslims are going to scream louder than the jyhadists, things really are not going to improve.

Khalid Turaani #conspiracy #racist

FFS… You’re really not making things any harder for the islamophobes by spreading such baseless & inane conspiracy theories. Especially since Israel is already doing enough genuine bad things.

John Moore #transphobia

John Moore #transphobia #fundie

<@KeithInc.> #250583

might still be the good guy. But as a Vampire, no, you can’t be.

I disagree. Vampires are inherently predatory animals, yes, but they can (and sometimes do) choose to live a peaceful lifestyle despite that. Such as only feeding on animals, only feeding on the willing, or never draining someone dry.(*)

On the other hand, PITTparents are humans who CHOOSE to be abusive assholes towards their own offspring.(**)

Seems to me like PITTparents are actually more evil than the average Vampire…

(*)Hell, even in the grimdark World of Darkness setting, it’s encouraged even by the more amoral vampires NOT to kill a human when possible, even when feeding. Because Cainites need to consciously hold on to every last shred of Humanity they have. That and they’d prefer not to draw attention to themselves.

(**)To ironically paraphrase She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’s books “Our choices matter far more than who we are.” That is something I strongly believe, the choices we make now matter far more than anything else about us. Even more than choices we made in the past.