Oh, I want to see these morons try to force themselves to sing the praises of other races.
“Herro, ferrow Asians. Sometimes, rife is ronery; need quiet, submissive wife with tiny feet, or good husband who good at math and punch through foot-thick brock of ice. But so rittle time for happy funtime dating action, desu? With full-time job at massage parlor, Chinee restaurant, or convenience store not run by Pakistanis, there not enough hours in day to find perfect soulmate, and good matchmaker so hard to find these day. That why, in between kungfu school and eating bats, we make RiceSpouse, where ferrow Asians find spouse to honour ancestors. We not owned by beer-swilling, cousin-dicking hillbilly scumsuckers; no, we Asian-owned, just like Hong Kong, Tibet, and one day soon with help of Jewish Overlords, America. You come, you find wife, or husband, but onry if straight, NO GAYS! We have many girls and men for you, you find spouse, much happy! Girls ruv you rong time, good cook, good birthing thighs, most can turn into magical girl. Men small and meek, but can change hairstyle when scream, rike all us kind do. So no go date gwailo, they no good. Too tall, too in ruv freedom, ruv Jesus. Find soulmate on thing we have, make more billion yerrow baby to crush decadent Western power for Jewish Overlord!”
*Sigh* And so on, but more offensive than this.