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Robin Bullock #fundie #crackpot

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #ufo #quack #conspiracy #wingnut

Plan-net? *groans*

What’s with conspiracy theorists and those word plays? Over here we had one about how mRNA sounds like an archaic Thai word for death. Most of my feed weren’t sure if that one was a joke or if some people actually believe it.

Shagri'el/JL Mondragon #crackpot #fundie #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger

But then everything changes when the fire nation attacked.

emasculasian #racist #sexist

Dr." Katherine Horton #conspiracy

This sounds like an origin story for some kind of superhero, or at least the professor who creates one.

Jerry Derecha/Adrenogate #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #ufo

Funny how two groups that both believes “Satanic deep state pedophiles” run the world somehow end up against each other.

This is a jab against those “voyages of light” channellers, isn’t it?

Jesse Lee Peterson #crackpot #wingnut #racist

North Korea is well known for their closed borders, and they still get the virus, just saying…

Tuesday, August 10, 2021 John F. Kennedy via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #magick #ufo #quack #wingnut #conspiracy

The lockdown IS fighting for freedom goddammit! We’re trying to starve out the goddamn plague, and you covidiots keep getting in the way!

Dave Smith #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut

It’s not like someone occupied a government building early this year or something…

Lavern Spicer #dunning-kruger #transphobia

I don’t recall the Bible being written in Elmo-speak.

Michael Tellinger #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #dunning-kruger

Seraphim Collective via Galaxygirl #crackpot #ufo #fundie #magick #conspiracy

While the other groups being channeled there feels quite generic, These collective guys sound so different it’s hard to believe they are supposed to be in the same universe.

But then, cosmic horror hive minds invading from another universe isn’t exactly uncommon…

Rick Santorum #crackpot #racist #wingnut #fundie

Yeah, there’s not much Native American culture in the US because you guys did everything you can to wipe them out.

Various Commenters #moonbat #racist

Western colonialism is bad, but modern Chinese colonialism is just as bad.

Maybe even worse now that the west has adopted the concept of human rights.

Russ Winter #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger

Maybe the literal lizard people believers aren’t a threat (yet), but those “Deep state pedophile” believers got too close to getting someone innocent killed many times.

Not to mention actually storming the Capitol building.

NaturalNobility #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #ufo #fundie

“Imperial Germans”, huh? Don’t bother hiding it, everyone knows you meant “The Fourth Reich”.

Milo Yiannopoulos #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #wingnut

Let me get this straight: He was a typical anti-gay conservative, then suddenly “came out” as gay for some reason, and now that people didn’t buy that he was gay he got right back to typical anti-gay conservative stuff?

Hayla, Children Guardian via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy #wingnut #magick

That sounded to me more like kidnappers stealing kids from other kidnappers than a rescue.

Peter Hitchens #crackpot #fundie #wingnut

"it is all too easy to appear to be good, and even to do formally good deeds, all of which are empty of real goodness."

Yeah, how many famous "good upstanding religious people" has been revealed to have dark secrets already?

A Marcher #crackpot #quack #conspiracy #wingnut

Another one of those guys that use “scary science sounding words” without knowing anything about it, huh.

Pretty sure if you manage to oxidize graphene all you would get is CO2 and probably some kind of flame.

nocomply55 #conspiracy #racist

Pretty sure whatever the FBI/CIA are using these days can figure out this word substitution stuff easily, so racists and antivaxxers might as well stop doing this.

IGOS Success Tech #crackpot #magick #mammon

So these guys only sell what’s on the bottom half of the picture, and the top half is made by some other woo peddlers?

Because the top half at least looked like someone bothered putting something into it, while the cards on the bottom have the worst font I’ve ever seen on these card-type snake oil products.

Eclipse Energies of 2021 via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo

Channelling the Sun or the Moon I understand, but channelling an eclipse? Really?

Kimberly Murphy/James Rink #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut

Man, why don’t we ever hear from someone less over the top like “I was a sensor operator on one of their starships” or “I used to clean up after their supersoldier operations”.

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #racist #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

And why would a typical school have hundreds of small animals buried there in the first place?

Aston Mbaya #fundie #crackpot

Michele Bachmann #wingnut #conspiracy #pratt

According to my feeds, I'm pretty sure the Trump presidency would be remembered as "never forget how close America came to becoming fascist".

rope2cope #dunning-kruger #sexist #wingnut

He's planning to NEET in a country where the state assign jobs to their people, instead of people looking for jobs themselves?

Incels really don't know anything, do they.

Shirra/Prageet Alcazar #crackpot #magick #ufo

Matt Walsh #quack #wingnut

"You are treating...other humans like they are nothing but vessels of disease."

Nah, not all humans, just you covidiots.

Pentti Linkola #crackpot #psycho

I've heard the word Ecofascist thrown around for a while, but this is probably the first time I've seen someone argue for eco-fascism.

Geoffrey Grider/Lori DeMonia #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #ufo #magick

Various Commenters #psycho #racist

I doubt "Asian Teacher" here is an actual teacher, but on the off chance they are they should be fired.

Son of the 1st Revolution #crackpot #racist

When other races enact vengeance, you call them thugs and criminals.

I bet that if whites enact vengeance, you would call that "defending their honor".

Sharon Stewart #crackpot #ufo #magick

So they're planning to build a cult compound now...

These people are getting worryingly close to going the way of Heaven's Gate, especially with these talks of "ascension".

Roosh V #fundie #conspiracy

Fundies are really bad at writing dystopian fantasies.

They always go over the top with gratuitous oppression/depravity scenes without considering whether or not it makes sense for the regime to so that.

Cetacean Nation via Diane Robbins #crackpot #magick #conspiracy #ufo

No "so long, and thanks for all the fish"?

Alisheryia and the Ascended Dragon Collective via Galaxygirl #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

Judy Byington #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #wingnut #mammon

Their referring to the "rods from god" concept as Project Odin gave me a pretty good hint where they got their idea from, as most sci-fi fans refer to that concept by another name.

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Hold on, is she claiming China was mining Bitcoin at the dam while harvesting adenochrome, or is she claiming that the Bitcoin people are running a child trafficking ring? The grammar's ambiguous and both statements are equally crazy.