checkmate

@checkmate

Laura Van Tyne #crackpot #wingnut #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Prussian Society of America #racist

Why is this guy who wants the resurgence of Prussia so worried about America? Could it be that he’s just an American far-right crackpot who doesn’t know shit about Germany or Prussia or Europe in general and probably doesn’t even speak German?

Yup, that’s my guess.

LockdownIsLame #dunning-kruger #wingnut #senpai_noticed_us

This person should fly to Europe some time. He/she wouldn’t make it out of the airport terminal without having a heart attack due to the normal magazine covers at the first best newsstand. Then take a walk through any large city park in the summer. Or watch television for 10 minutes. He/she would faint.

I remember a discussion once about the “birds & bees” story for kids. One girl in attendance came from a farm and she said the last thing you have to explain to a kid who grew up on a farm or the countryside is the “birds & bees”.

Lavern Spicer #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #quack

If you rearrange the letters of “god” you get “dog”. So what?

Flyingclaydisk #conspiracy #quack

Even a caveman could figure this out!

Would that be the same caveman who thinks the world is flat and fears comets as messengers of doom?

Toráh en España #fundie

Trilby Smith #conspiracy #quack

Polio sounds like polo and you play that with horses, so it’s just a load of manure, not a disease, right?

Measles? Weasles!

Pneumonia = Nymphomania, so go get screwed all you medical “experts” who wasted years at medical school.

Aids = braids, and lots of cute girls have them.

It’s all just bull. All you need is a daily glass of prune juice.

stolenrange #moonbat #sexist

Pisstoire #racist

Right!

Who cares about the past?!

Oh, but “Remember the Alamo” and “The Confederacy Lives!” etc. are important!

chad kincham #conspiracy #quack #pratt

A Nobel prize winning virologist predicts mass deaths within 2 years among those vaxxed.

Name of the Nobel prize winning virologist and a citation of the publication in which he wrote his prediction please.
Btw, I predict mass deaths among all over 90 year olds globally in the coming year. Compared to 20 year olds in the same time period, unproportional numbers of them are going to croak. You may quote me.

Ray Comfort #crackpot #fundie

daily reading of the Bible

Behold, you are beautiful, my love,
behold, you are beautiful! …

Your lips are like a scarlet thread,
and your mouth is lovely. …

Your two breasts are like two fawns,
twins of a gazelle,
that graze among the lilies.

(from Song of Solomon, 4)

Wouldn’t miss it for the world. Who needs 100 meals when you can read about beautiful breasts in the Bible?

@FBIISMAFIA #fundie #transphobia

God is sending his son Jesus Christ soon.

Right!

But I’m pretty sure we’ll have global CO2 neutrality first, and we know we won’t be getting that for an eternity, so don’t hold your breath.

Mike Adams #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

Covid vaccines contain instructions for the body to manufacture spike protein nanoparticles.

And you know this how?

But fear not! The instructions contained in the vaccines are all in German and American bodies can’t read them, so the instructions don’t get followed. You’re safe. Unless your body learns German. Then you’re totally screwed.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #fundie #racist #wingnut

Right!

Because looking at a house that’s under construction is a capital offence, while shooting unarmed people at a demonstration makes you a hero.

God bless America!

Prussian Society of America #wingnut #sexist #wingnut #crackpot

Christians are the ones who believe in “fighting with love” along with “loving their enemies” and that “love conquers all”
Ideas which we consider abominable and disgraceful

And what exactly does any of this have to do with Prussia? Sounds more like Himmler’s vision of the III. Reich, and that had nothing to do with Prussia.

Neil Kumar #wingnut #sexist #racist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy

Preserve Our Heritage

Our? Define “we”. Who are “we”?

Polish ultra-nationalists #racist #wingnut

@JeanP #103725

I remember in Germany shortly after the wall fell, I knew an East German who was ranting about the SED (Communist party in the DDR) all being a Jewish thing, citing the names of three prominent Communist politicians. Three. Only three. Atheist Jewish politicians, i.e. Jewish by heritage alone. For him, the fact that three prominent Communists had Jewish heritage made the whole of East German Communism and everything it entailed a Jewish thing, conveniently ignoring the other few thousand top Communists who weren’t Jewish.

And the best part was that at least one of the people he was ranting about, Schalck-Golodkowski, wasn’t even Jewish.

Zionists are the enemies of Poland!

Jews currently make up less than 0.08% of Poland’s population. A formidable enemy!

Btw, I wonder what would happen if a large group of Polish Jews got together at a demonstration and started shouting “Death to Slavic Christians!!”

Prussian Society of America #conspiracy #psycho

That was a month ago and guess what happened as far as the feared “radicalization” is concerned: nothing.

Btw, why doesn’t the OP quote sources in German? Is it possible he/she/it can’t read German?

Benjamin Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #magick #ufo #quack

I won’t be waiting for the movie. The story line is too weak.

Tom/Montalk.net #crackpot #ufo #magick #dunning-kruger

Naveen #fundie

Etienne Charland, Emergence Guardian #crackpot #quack #ufo #magick #conspiracy

That parasite is a cyborg, 38% alive 62% AI.

Oh, you had the deluxe version. Usually it’s 45,6% alive and only 54,4% AI. You had luck.

Robert Cornell #racist

BasedNRedpilled51 #fundie

I support all types of slavery

Ok, so you wouldn’t object if I came to your house and dragged you and your family away in chains, forcing all of you to work for me until you drop dead. And I'd sell your children. Cheap.

Or what if a cruise ship docked in the Caribbean were boarded and all the rich white folks were shipped of to Nigeria and the Congo to be sold as slaves for hard manual labor? You accept that, right?

Lots of lilly white slaves being owned by black masters. Yup, it’s goona be good this time around.

Anonymoose #conspiracy

lock you out of your phone for wrong think the day after that.

And then they put a whoopee cushion on your chair. Oh cruel world!

Cameron Day #crackpot #ufo #magick

Imagine hundreds and thousands of people all over the planet piercing the dark control grid and conducting a Cosmic Flush directly into the planet's core

Sounds kinda kinky.

Prussian Society of America #sexist

Isn’t it interesting how “Prussian” politics seem to mirror contemporary conservative American politics? Gee, I wonder why. Hmm.

Dianne Paulsen #fundie

Superior Intellect #sexist #dunning-kruger

This is definitely one “of the most hilarious, bizarre, ignorant, bigoted, and terrifying quotes from fundies all over the internet.”

whyjustwhy #elitist #racist #sexist

If this forum needs to survive, this needs to happen asap.
A seperate space for white cels where ethnics or third world cels are not allowed to participate.

Oh yeah, that's gonna be easy to enforce. Stacey Abrams could join and they wouldn’t know it. Hallo internet.

starheal #quack #crackpot #magick

Gabby Petito has Uranus

She never had my anus. [rim-shot]

Carl Benjamin (Sargon of Akkad) #pratt #racist #wingnut

I've read their goddamn bible, all 500 pages of it and I'm about two-thirds of the way through.

Err, have you read all of it, 500 pages, or only two-thirds, which would be 333 pages?

Make up your mind.

Corey Goode #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Rachel Hamm (Republican candidate for Secretary of State in California) #fundie #wingnut

I had a dream that I was going to win in the lottery. But, I dismissed it as just a dream and prayed not to be upset when the Lord let somebody else win. And guess what happened: somebody else won and I wasn’t upset! Praise the Lord! Halelluja! God is so merciful.

Prussian Society of America #sexist #racist

And this is not about just American girls either

Why on earth is somebody who’s attempting to rebuild Prussia in a way in which it never existed in the first place concerned about what American women are doing in music? What does that have to do with Prussia?

joy pullmann #fundie #psycho

Right!

And when one of Pullmann’s six kids gets Covid, instead of standing around wondering if God wants her kid to die or not, she’ll be banging down the door of the nearest hospital demanding immediate emergency attention.

Father Dominic Valanmahal #ableist #crackpot #fundie #homophobia #kinkshaming #quack

Father Dominic Valanmahal better hope the current Pope doesn’t find out about any of this. If he does, Father Dominic will be cleaning toilets in the Vatican archives.

lowkeyKEKEE #racist

Kryon of the Magnetic Service via Lee Carroll #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack

This is a huge secret!

Secret? Are you fucking stupid? If I knew the secret of perpetuum mobile, I’d be using it to make gazillions of dollars.

Joseph Islam #fundie

signifying the intense whiteness of the white of an eye and intense black of the pupils.

Maybe. Anyone who has learned Arabic knows that every word has at least three meanings: 1) its basic meaning, 2) the exact opposite of 1), and 3) something to do with a camel. (No this is not a joke.) Words often have even more meanings. So, picking out one specific meaning that doesn’t fit the context isn’t necessarily the best way to go.

OTB Tax #quack

the company does taxes, bookkeeping and payroll.

Probably from home office.

Armando Galván #fundie #conspiracy

Prussian Society of America #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

I looked up the website. The “Society” appears to consist of exactly one person.

Paul Bury #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Jared Taylor #racist #wingnut

Arlo Calles #fundie #conspiracy

I refuse to believe that somebody as inanely stupid as the OP is capable of living a normal daily life. This has to be a troll/Poe.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #pratt #wingnut

They've studied the vaccine.

Six years of medical school and advanced courses in virology and organic chemistry? Or 12 minutes on Youtube?

Ali Abunimah #moonbat

The East Germans went more or less (ignoring the Weimarer Republik which was hardly a model democracy) from the Kaiser to Hitler to Communism. They never learned what freedom and pluralism are. While West Germany faced up to and dealt with its Nazi past, the DDR ignored everything that didn’t fit into their ideological worldview and pretended it didn’t exist. It never confronted its own Nazi past and hence never solved it. So when the hated Communists lost power, many East Germans just picked mentally up where they had left off in 1945, regarding the Communists’ damnation of the Nazis as part of the Communists’ big lie about everything. The stupid over there is very strong.