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James #fundie forum.myspace.com

Truth be told, I blame all of Americas social ills on the feminist movement.

Gays: Feminism = women in the workplace = taking away the financial dependence on their husbands = divorce rate goes up = single moms = young boys learning how to be a man mainly from a womans influence.

School Shootings: Feminism = women in politics = emotion (rather than logic) based legislation = tougher gun laws = guns no longer being a mainstay in every home = children only being taught about guns through videogames, gang violence and murder in the news. ( also the top graph led to this from the end of single moms )

Domestic violence: (do I even have to explain this one? Perhaps, sigh.) Feminism = women in the workplace = women competing with men for dominance in all aspects of life = attempted removal of defined gender roles in society (yet still having the predisposition to gravitate toward those roles) = instinct to dominate and command butting heads with cultural softness and equality = male frustration with few outlets

Just try to come up with something that is socially wrong with Americans today that does not have a root in feminism.

Patriator #fundie forum.myspace.com

My name is ************* and I have an urgent report that needs to been heard. I have just seen, United 93 and the one thing that stuck out like a sore thumb was the misuse of the word God. The terrorists were proclaiming that it was for the name of God and interchangeably used Allah. This is one of the greatest misinterpretations of a documentary film that I have ever seen. Years later when future generations see the movie, United 93 the misunderstanding of the word God will be at its peak. That is not the same God that we serve, that is not the same God on the American dollar, which is not the same God in our nations history. Im asking that my voice be heard and for the American people to wake up to this event. This is a slap in the face for every fallen hero that died on 911 because of the misused verbal statement of God used in the movie. Besides the verbal confusion that was commented on in the movie, the movie is a good movie. Im asking that there should be a public apology made for the verbal misuse of God. I am asking that the movie be edited before it is sold to the public by removing the name of God from the terrorists verbal usage. God is a God of love and peace.

With great concern for this nation, under God
*************

California Rest in Peace (R-CA) #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Read the original post in the thread to understand how FUCKED UP this truely is.]

I dont think the killing was intentional. I think it was a savage beating gone wrong. But you better believe that If I was in a bar and i was being hit on by gay chicks they'd be beat up too. I wouldnt kill em, hell no cuz thats wrong. I dont think he deserved to die, but i think its a strong warning that gays shouldnt start shit. Poor matt[hew shepherd], yes, but William isnt saying what u think he is

William #fundie forum.myspace.com

Don't want you to think I am some extremist I just do not like the way they are subjected to higher praise for being something that I believe god does not like. Have you ever heard of gay day at Walt Disney World? Well that started after walt disney died, when the very left-winged AOL TIME WARNER took over. Open homosexuality is upon us, and the ones that resist it are singled out and force to like them. For instance the Pope. Good thing there is GODHATESFAGS.com

Wyatt #fundie forum.myspace.com

[paragraph breaks added]

i believe that dinosaurs did exist...and i am a christian and i believe in creation...the dinosaurs did not die because they were replaced in "evolution"; they died because when the flood came (Noah's Ark), it was the first time that it ever rained water on the Earth, so it would have changed Earth's atmospheric conditions...the mammals were not used to the "different" Earth which contained things like moisture in the air, so the larger mammals died off because they reuired the most amount of natural resources to survive...and those resources were gone because of the flood and changes...so they died... and the larger mammals that died are ones we now call "dinosaurs". God created all of these creatures...just because some of them have similar properties does not mean they "evolved" from each other.

Answer me this: if humans evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes...if humans evolved from those arcitc fish mentioned earlier, then why do they still exist...if humans evolved from one-celled organisms, then why do they still exist? According to Darwin's theory if something evolves from something else, the thing it evolved from is no longer existent...

And the Big Bang theory is a load of crap...if the Big Bang did happen then where did what created it come from?????? Science says that something cannot come from absolutely nothing...it makes no sence...none of it does....but creation does...God created the universe...not a Big Bang...science makes no sence...it over-complicated itself so much its gotten itself into a hole it can't dig itself out of...obviously it is wrong..because something can come from absolutely nothing...God did.

Mavs in da house #fundie forum.myspace.com

This didn't actually happen to me but to my cousin. Anyways, one day he came home with a plant. After about a week, it was all brown and dead looking. He and his parents did everything they could to keep the plant healthy and alive, but nothing happened. That night my cousin prayed asking the Lord to help the plant through its struggle to live. The next day my cousin went and checked on the plant, and found it fully revived.
This is a good example of what God can do.

david #fundie forum.myspace.com

To be honest i havent read through Revelation and when we studied the climax book i was like 7 or something and cant remember a single thing other than how cool it would be to make a movie out of it and the picture of satan being thrown into the firey abyss (WOOHOO). We are gonna be studying it again soon i hear (at bible study group) and im gonna pay attention (he says).

What i wanna know is ANY details you guys know about what the bible says is gonna happen. im talking PHYSICAL things that will happen. like there being signs in the sun, moon and stars (cant remember where it says that). See i think itll be good to know as close as we can as to WHATs GONNA HAPPEN. Of course i trust that Jehovah will make his loyal ones secure during the great tribulation but im just less likely to crap my pants when it happens if i know how its gonna happen.

brother perez #fundie forum.myspace.com

This is a story that some have read, and some have not, but if you're contemplating a mate whether you're a F or M. It applies to both genders, Please read and take to heart

I met him at work one day
On my lunch break, I was about to pray
We talked on and on and oh, he's such a gentleman
I wished that moment would never end

But then reality brought forth, the end of my lunch hour
As he arose, he stood as strong and tall as a tower
We met again and again; our souls began to cling
I've pondered, "Could this be the real thing?"

He doesn't smoke, drink or gamble money
He doesn't take drugs and he's no else's honey
Let's face it, he's fine and has a great bod
The truth? Oh well, he doesn't serve Jehovah God

For I know that he will change in time
So that is why I shall make him mine
My friends tried to warn me. Did I listen? Did I care?
Little did I know, my life would be one of despair

The wedding went fine; the judge married us in fall
You see, I couldn't have my wedding in a Kingdom Hall
My dad? No, he didn't give me away
With the pain in his heart, he didn't have much to say

Mom, can you hear me? Mom, why do you cry?
Don't worry bout me, we'll do just fine
I got a good man, who has a good job
The only thing is, he doesn't serve God

Everything went fine, only recently at night
When the meeting times come, we fuss and we fight
"Who is this God, breaking us apart?
Don't go tonight, follow your heart."

So I listen, to keep the peace in my home
But often times, I feel so alone
Guess cause I don't associate much with the friends at all
You see, I stopped going to the Kingdom Hall

Service? Oh, well that's history
I just decorated my first holiday tree
The holiday celebrations are now a part of my life
I must obey my husband, for I am his wife

The brothers would call, I wouldn't answer the door
I stopped reading the literature, it got to be a bore
You see, marrying out of the Truth, gets one free
Free from Jehovah's love that I once had within me

Oh blessed news, a little one to come
I couldn't wait, had to hurry and tell my Hon
He was in a bad mood, just lost his job that day
He told me all this as he struck my face

"I'm sorry, babe. Forgive me this time, please."
I've heard these words more than once you see

Two jobs I have now, as I support my household
My husband stays home-still out of work-it's getting old
I'm tired a lot lately, and feeling kinda strange
My schedule at both jobs, I've rearranged

The baby is due anytime now
Things will get better some way, some how
For I married a man for better, or worse
One who refuses to put Jehovah first

The baby came, so little and light
It wasn't crying, something was not right
What could it be, I wondered in bed
Then came the Doctor, he just shook his head

"Mrs. Unbeliever, there's something to confess
You and the baby tested positive to the HIV test"
Oh my!! What a death sentence to hear
That the end of both of our lives is near

Listen to me, let me tell you to your face
To marry an unbeliever is a total disgrace
Jehovah, a loving father, who cares for his sheep
So he set guidelines for us to hold and to keep

Let me say this, just to set things straight
He'll give you a nice brother a theocratic mate
Cause there's nothing a worldly man has to offer at all
But unhappiness, sorrow and a serious fall.

(1Cor. 7:39)

Hope that this post keeps us all alert and always Remember: Jehovah's way.... it's the BEST way!

kendra #fundie forum.myspace.com

[After pointing out that she may not understand the difference between freedom of expression and harassment]

I comprehend just fine. However, your "opinion" says that Christians shouldn't do what Christians are commanded to do. That we are merely to please people rather than God.

And, why would an "atheist" try to convince someone that there is "nothing" to believe in when that person's experience proves the atheist wrong?

That's like trying to tell someone that there is no such thing as outerspace because you haven't been there yourself.

Atheists choose to argue the obvious evidences while Christians merely tell people the truth even when they would rather believe in lies.

You are on a forum. If you feel totally "harrassed" then why the hell are you here discussing religion?

That's like going into a bar and getting offended that they serve alcohol!

MORON!!!!!

Maria #fundie forum.myspace.com

i dont know if any of you know much about Mother Theresa, but she prayed and prayed for God to send someone to India who would help to cure disease, mainly AIDS. She prayed on three seperate occasions, and all three times God replied that the person he sent was aborted.

Incorect #fundie forum.myspace.com

Here, lets put this feminist thing into perspective.

Lets pretend for a second that all the men were gone somehow. Ignoring for the time being the reproductive problems which would lead to extinction, the feminist movement would have no more reason to exist.

Just think about that for a few moments. What other group would lose all purpose if a segment of society was erradicated? Does the KKK come to mind? They would certainly have no reason to exist if every black person was killed.....

What reason would the feminst movement have to be around if there were no men?

When you form a group that deals only with perceived problems from a targeted segment of society. Thats real hatred.

Mike #fundie forum.myspace.com

I think all queers should just go back to youre hiding places, youre causing all this BS drama in america, we dont want you here so get the hell out. We have enough shit to deal with without you annoying feminine ass clowns starting to raise questions. Ill just put this the way i think, youre never , ever going to get the law passed, so stop complaining. and mestilf, heres what you said,

"I actually am. Why should people be denied there rights? Especially in a country who's constitution demands equal rights for everyone"

you cannot use rights to govern everything you think is lawful. thats like saying i have the right to do whatever the fuck i want. The laws never going to pass, so get over it.

Keith #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Talking about larger studies refuting other studies that linked vaccines with autism and other health problems]

"failed to confirm findings"

translation: they're lieing and vaccines are still unsafe.

The Christian #fundie forum.myspace.com

The angel Gabriel came to me in my dreams and told me that we live in a world of sin on this website..

Gabriel gave me a message from Him, the Almighty which stated that it is my duty to help you sinners on this forum find Him and convert before it's too late..

Daryn #fundie forum.myspace.com

Milly, nor any other female, will ever be able to :Play in the Superbowl, Play in a World Series, Win a Nextel Cup Championship, Beat Ken Shamrock, or any competitor, in the UFC Octagon, Fly(or design) a Boeing 757 airliner, Design and Architect a Superstructure of any kind, invent a device as complicated as the one your using now to post your fucked up, self-indulgent, conceited, out-of-touch with reality, immature posts.Women, even Milly, have lost their place in society.Equal rights has destroyed our culture.I can only imagine how great this country would be if women were never allowed to vote or work.The fact is we are DIFFERENT!!Men base their decision's on logic, woman's are based on emotion.Men are stronger physically, women are gentle and nurturing by instinct.Why is this so hard for some people to figure out?

Jo-Mama #fundie forum.myspace.com

Sorry, bad design. You aren't thinking about what's best for kids, you are only thinking about your own selfish political agenda.

Its not discrimination, its using good judgement.

When Johnny turns 10, he will talk to his friends who have a mommy and a daddy. Then he will ask his two daddies, "Daddies? Why don't I have a mommy?" The daddies will reply, "We don't value a mommy in our family, and we didn't value your need for a mommy either."

Sorry, that's what you get in a gay family.

It only serves yourself. Kids deserve a better design.

Don't you have any compassion for the needs of children? Again, a child NEEDS a mother and a father. THAT'S a good design.

~SK8ER_4_LIFE~ #fundie forum.myspace.com

i think the devil has all different age gorups of anti-christ cuz the devil doesn't know when god is coming. so like a older person if god comes in 2 weeks or something. a middle age 1 in case god comes in 2 years or 5 or wutever, a younger 1 in case god comes in 20-30 years from now, and a baby in case god come 60-90 years from now. cuz no 1 knows not even the devil, hes preparing al of them until that 1 day comes.........well thats just wut i think

arrowed #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Also consult Numbers 31 where a whole tribe of people, including the elderly and children are slaughtered. The only survivors were the virginal women, who were later raped by the “just and perfect” Moses and his men. Is that what you want your children reading on Sunday?"]

Moses wasn't perfect. o_O He was a murderer. And I don't know, maybe rape wasn't a sin yet.

Tanner #fundie forum.myspace.com

They all should be taken out back and shot because in America we appreciate the fact that we live a life that the the whole world envy. Whoever doesn't stand for the pledge is not an American and is probably a homo, Muslim or related to Michael Moore. Fags

Spice Boy For JESUS [aka Justin] #fundie forum.myspace.com

[To the tune of the Spice Girls song "Wannabe"]

Yo, He'll tell you what he want What He really, really want

I'll tell you what He want what He really, Really want

He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lost souls saved!

If you want your future, forget your past,
If you wanna be with him, better repent your sins
Now don't go wasting his precious time
Get your act together, we could be just fine

He'll tell you what he want what he really, Really want


He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lose souls saved ah!

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

What you think about that? Now you know how He feel
Say you can handle your sin, are you for real?
I won't be lying, Just give him a try
If you really love Him then He'll say good Job!

Yo, I'll tell you what He want what He really, Really want


He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lose souls saved ah!

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's the story from A to Z you wanna be with him, you gotta
listen carefully we got Love in the place and He loves you very much,
You got everybody here who loves you very much..
Easy sin doesn't come for free that will kill you.
and as for me, haha, i'm saved

get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be his lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, repent, accept, his son, thats it

get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high (uh uh)
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
la la la la la la la

If you wanna be his lover

The Soulless one #fundie forum.myspace.com

I not long ago commanded an electric toothbrush to be healed in Jesus name and it suddenly started working because for weeks before it just made a low rumbling sound but wouldn't work and when I commanded it and stood on my faith, it worked. I had a pair of headphones that just died and commanded it to be fixed in Jesus name and it worked again.

Gemstone #fundie forum.myspace.com

Creationists believe in adaptation but not some stupid lighting bolt big bang crap. If lighting hits it would blow everything to hell and back not make life. It take a hell of a lot more faith to believe in your Evolution big bang theory then a Being somewhere in all that universe smart enough to create dirt and biorobots. Then let 6000 years of adaptation do its thing.

NIGGA #racist forum.myspace.com

THE BLACK REVOLUTION IS COMING

[t]hank you white people for for being so naive
Step 1-The jews take control over the media
Step 2-Jews make up lies such as the holocaust, slavery and persecution and teach it to the young naive minds of white children
step 3-Jews start promoting multiculturalism and the whites actually follow it
step 4-whites soon think it is ok for blacks to be racist
step 5-a staged beating of rodney king causes riots to start
Step 6-It soon becomes illegal for cops to enter black inhabited neighborhoods
Step 7-Rap "music" is promoted to white people
Step 8-Black people appear on television more
Step 9-Positive black stereotypes are often displayed on television
Step 10-White women actually believe the stereotypes and begin seeking black males
Step 11-White women soon think it is racist to turn down a black male
Step 12-It is soon required by law for white women to reproduce with black males
Step 13-The genocide of white males begins. White people dont fight back because they belive the lies that they were taught in school so they think that white genocide is right.
Step 14-After about 20 years the world becomes black populated.
Step 15-The world is destroyed soon after by the blacks.

Broken Poet #fundie forum.myspace.com

The Jews are God's chosen people. That is why Satan sent his demons to infest Hitler and try to kill them off. Satan HATES Jews.

Satan also hates believers in Christ. He sent Darwin to screw up the world and now people like you beleive in a bogus religion called evolution.

By the way, Columbine High. The two kids were big time beleivers in evolution, and also big time believers of Hitler's words.

Mac #fundie forum.myspace.com

Here's a good way to resist the temptation to masturbate.

The next time you feel like you want to masturbate, get a fat, black, sharpie magic marker and write the word "Jesus" on your palm. That should do it.

Jo-mama #fundie forum.myspace.com

Dont you see why Christians have a problem with full tolerance?
Its a slippery-slope philosophy which Christians are scared to death of (first gay marriage, then gay adoption, then killing God in the government, then mandatory gay appreciation classes in high school, etc). If two guys want to commit their lives together, they can do that now. But if after a legal gay marriage, they want to adopt kids, well now the fundies are up in arms. The difference between your choice behind closed doors and a lifestyle that affects others.

Justin Shanahan (I love TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE ETC.) #fundie forum.myspace.com

If girls shoud cover thier Milk bags, so should men...

cause in this generation men get turned on when they see women showing thier milk bags.... Women do get turned on when they see men showing their empty bags.... Us men to need to wear shirts in beaches.... too... not just women... Girls wearing bikinis do turn on men.... same goes with bading suits.. but i think bading suits are more appropreit then bikinis.. and men wearing shorts is more appropreite then speedoes....... Women have their rights to cover them self so should us men,.... i think working out in gyms might be different but idk bout that one though... Girls seeing guys without Shirts, and/or wearing speedoes can be a major turn on.. So men cover your selfs....
Boys seeing girls with out a shirt and/or wearing bikinis can be a major turn on... so Women Cover your selfs... even if your wearing a thong put some SHORTS on....

WOMEN please Cover your dirty pillows, and Your milk pillows are for breast feeding..... and i guess for your husband... Men cover you empty pillows, and i don't know what our bumpy pillows are for, and i guess for your wife.....

nathan #fundie forum.myspace.com

we cant control the thoughts that come into our head... cuz God made us to be attracted to the opposite sex, but he didnt make us to be attracted to the same sex, so those cant be thoughts in ur head.

somethin a lil different #fundie forum.myspace.com

generally men dont have modesty issues for a few main reasons:

1) we have by far less things that are essential to cover up

2) our clothes generally dont show much skin(arms and legs excluded)

3) a guys torso being exposed is not a big deal due to the lack of anything that can be seen as "rude" to look at

4) boxers showing as a general rule is not a question of a lack of modesty, its just apathy

5) a tight top shows very little any way unless you are a body builder

6) men dont on the whole take much thought in showing off their bodies

7) only the social inept would see an issue of modesty in most mens clothes since there isnt one... since only the very very very very very small minority would wear Speedos for that "sexy" look lol

im board now if any one els can think of more reasons please add them or debate what i have put so far

Dan #fundie forum.myspace.com

[talking about the war in Iraq]

You people dont have any idea what the hell your talking about....Stop to think this is one of the ways we can spread the word of christian to them people....this is the 1st time people there can talk about are God with out getting shot on the spot...I'm in the Army and I know you dont know the half of it! Hey dont forget are God is for War and dont give me any bullshit about how "Well this war isn't a war God wouldn't fight or want anyone to fight" If you want to limit yourself to where only half or a little lest of half of the world can read and talk about are God then your really not on his side.....before the end of time there is going to be war and the "world" is going to know and read everything about God....America is taking that step....please read more before you speak thank you!


Prvt. McManus

I Love Mary #fundie forum.myspace.com

planned parent hood says they are "pro choice", but 90% of the people who came to them had abortions, if it were pro chooice, it would be much closer to half and half (not saying exactly 50/50, but not 90/10)

planned parnehood and the ACLU ar the most screwed organizations in the country, watch the oreilly factor, he makes a fool of them every time he talks about them. oh how people with brains laugh at them......

(¯·._)߀TÕ(¯·._) #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Regarding <a href="http://www.channel4.com/news/special-reports/special-reports-storypage.jsp?id=2385">this news account</a> of marines killing 24 innocent civilian members of two families in cold blood, including a three year old girl.]

I couldnt watch it but, u belive EVERYTHING the media says? you know how muhc they screw things up? maybe the 24 civilians were killed, but maybe those marines, in that situation had killed them b/c they saw those 24 as a threat.. IF U ARENT THERE, THEN YOU DONT KNOW...

Joe #fundie forum.myspace.com

That area of the world [the middle east] has always been an area of conflict for thousands of years, personally I think that the apocalypse already happened and that the oil reserves found under the Middle East are actually the victims of the last apocalypse....it's a cycle you see...civlization builds up and then crumbles....over and over and over again until we reach such a primitive level that we go extinct.

Justin Shanahan (I LOVE TECHNO, TRANCE, RAVE..etc) #fundie forum.myspace.com

PEOPL HAVING SEX WILD, DIRTYLY, SICKFUL WAYS, NASTY WAYS AND THREESOME, FOURSOMES..ETC. :O :O :O IS SO SICK AND EVIL.... WITH FOURSOMES, THREESOMES, THAT'S MAKEING THAT THREESOME, FOURSOME..ETC.. MORE MORE HORNY FOR EACH OTHER WHILE THEIR DOING IT IS SO SO SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK AND TELLING PPL WHAT THEY DONE THAT IT'S SO FUN IS SO SO SO SO SO SO SICK AND EVIL....

OVERDOSESURGE #fundie forum.myspace.com

[This poster is a 21 year old man.]

I know what you mean, but lets say I do get pregnant and it was a product of rape. If I didn't know GOD I think I would probably just give up and commit scuicide killing both the fetus and me. On the other hand I would put my complete trust in GOD and let him decide what was best for me, It seems like a realy difficult thing to do ( let go and trust GOD) because it is, but when you do it ....... .... I realy don't want to ruin the surprise (even though there is no surprise included) lets just say that you will be living in the best days of your life.

I Love Mary #fundie forum.myspace.com

What Miracles you ask... Well, let's see... MIRACLES in general. Healing miracles, etc. Personally me, he saved my life while I was in comma, trust me it had nothing to do with the doctors. You get the point

[When I was six, my dad was in a coma. I asked my troll doll if he would be ok, and it said yes, and I attributed his recovery to that little plastic light up troll for years after that. Eventually, though, I figured out that the doctors might have had something to do with it.]

that story was irrelevant. more people believe in God than in dolls. were not thatstupid

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