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fschmidt #wingnut #psycho #mammon

Billyape Pride #racist

Fuckwit probably thinks The Three Musketeers was written by a white man.
Or he’d just credit Dumas’ white ancestry with its success. Because, y’know, nobody succeeds or fails on their own merit, it’s all because of their genes and shit.

Willins #conspiracy

Who do you think keeps fucking up the North Korea negotiations?

Well, on the one side you have a socially stunted strongman with ridonkulous hair who can’t take a dram of criticism without vastly over-reacting to the point where he would gleefully toss blood relatives under the bus in order to save face and who comes up with outlandish lies that serve no purpose but to confound the people and whose idea of international policy is to gaffe his way through and hope people are gullible enough to believe him when he says it all went according to plan, and…well, Kim Jong Un, who’s the same, only when he does the racist Asian slanty-eyes thing, it’s okay. Honestly, that every meeting between the two of them doesn’t either devolve into a passionate make-out session, a training montage ala The Karate Kid where the seasoned mentor schools the naive newcomer in the art of dickery on a national scale or a fucking Three Stooges routine to the death, is nothing shy of a statistical improbability

Novuso #ableist

Except even people with debilitating illnesses, disabilities and psychological issues still have something to contribute to society. If people had taken eugenics to the level you want to, just because some folks are icky to you, we’d never have had a Beethoven.

Things like criminality, mental illness, poverty, and sickness are not, by definition, permanent states of being. Sterilization, however, is. Think on this, you Nazi-in-denial, the doctor who might one day save your idiot life could potentially be snuffed out if your little pure-blood fantasy ever came to pass.

David A. Clarke Jr #conspiracy

They’re also not discussing how neither Hordak nor Skeletor have come out against the pandemic, ergo, they must somehow be responsible for it.

Hey, if you can use fictional supervillains to blame real world problems on, so can I.

Akhil Bharat Hindu Mahasabha (All India Hindu Union) and Baba Ramdev #quack

Can we all agree to file the cow-piss drinkers next to the Unmentionable One’s fap-diary as, “Thanks, but we really don’t need to post that shit so early in the morning.” Nearly gagged on my off-brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch, thnkyewvurrymush.

Gordon Brown #moonbat #crackpot

Just a friendly reminder that PETA, the nice folks who don’t want you to wear fur or eat meat, will gleefully kidnap your pupper and kill it in their shelter.

Also, if you’re so all-fired about trusting a person to help you out when you’re infirmed or disabled in some way, have at it, hoss. Me, I at least know that dogs won’t raid my medicine cabinet, hide my government checks or get stoned the night before and forget to double check my O2 supply

Gary Yourofsky #moonbat #crackpot

Dude, you’re preaching to the wrong species. What do you expect us humans to do about lions eating zebras? Go preach this stuff to the lions, and make sure you do it when they’re nice and hungry, so you’ll have their undivided attention.

Donn Marten #wingnut

He says this like Trump was actually found innocent of the charges, rather than the GOP and Mad Dog Mitch running interference and killing any chance in hell of Literally-Golden Boy facing any consequences.

church mouse guy #wingnut #crackpot

Robert T. Lee #fundie

Robert T. Lee

Hoooo-leee shit, he’s still alive? This is a blast from the past, which is appropriate, seeing as how Bobby T. Lee never bothered to leave the Middle Ages.

Anyway, Lee is the sort of guy who would check to see if a person was the “right” kind of Christian before pulling them out of a burning building. Otherwise, he’s just risking his neck for some filthy godless heathen.

Rev. Rudy Stanko #racist #pratt

Andrew Dibble and various Flat-Earth friends #conspiracy #pratt

Having been someone who enjoyed education and to this day likes learning new things, this makes me so very sad that this level of ignorance has been allowed to fester and proliferate to such an extreme degree.

Andrew Anglin #racist #conspiracy

@SomeApe #32274

In all fairness, Vox is practically herpes. Easy mistake to make.

Anonymous #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

Hitler hated the British and viewed them as savages and animals. He wasn’t a white supremacist, he was a German supremacist. He only tried to sue for peace with the UK to make his genocides easier and to neuter a potential rival/obstacle.

Anonymous #racist #wingnut #psycho #conspiracy

@Anon-e-moose #32300

Should inferior subhuman neo-Nazis be allowed to exist?

I’ve gotten some flak for this particular opinion, but, no, no they should not. Maybe I think this because Canada does not have absolute freeze peach as a right (we do have it, but you can’t, say, incite hatred or spout racist bullshit in a public venue, for instance.) but I disagree with the idea that racist Nazi fucks deserve a platform on which to spread their evil.

Then again, I seem to be one of the few people who know that genocides start when evil people are given a public forum. Nazis aren’t content to just talk about killing Jews, they got plans and they will try to make them happen.

OT, you are a fucking monster, OP. You are not some moral hero scoring victories for ‘der whiiiiiite raaaaaace,’ you are a petty, cruel bully inflicting suffering on infirmed war veterans just because you’re too in love with the idea of killing those you blame for the hardships in your own life. You’re a fucking edgelord, and in this day and age, that’s just fucking sad.

Ann Barnhardt #crackpot

Hey, this can’t be the real Ann Barnhardt! This OP goes whole sentences without degenerating into syphilitic rants about “Diabolical Narcissism” and “destroying the musloids,” two things Ann is utterly and medically incapable of leaving out of every conversation she has.

OT, gonna need to see some citation for all this, Annie lass. I suspect your, *ahem*, ‘research notes’ will bear the heady pong of having been pulled from a bodily orifice.

Susan #racist

It’s rather difficult to do much society-building with your own resources, when some pale-assed motherfuckers and their invisible ghost god march into your country and confiscate those resources. And also a non-trivial portion of your population. And then crush what they leave behind and replace it with their pale-assed culture and ghost god nonsense.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad #conspiracy

“Dear Muppet Amad-obladee-obladah,

Yeah, sure, we’ll get right on that, buddy. In the meantime, try asking that magical sky genie who somehow keeps all the gays out of your country if he can pull a double shift and keep the virus out of Iran too, and we’ll get back to you in like, a week or two. Have someone be at home between the hours of 10 AM and 5 PM, we’ll somebody over, maybe, we promise.”

“PS, hey wait a minute, don’t you belong to a literal fucking death cult that’s waiting around for the end of the world with rapt anticipation? Isn’t a viral outbreak like, your idea of Mardi Gras?”

Brian Matthews #fundie #senpai_noticed_us #homophobia

I have to agree with Broken Record Brian here on one - and only one - point: he isn’t full of self-pity.
He’s full of self-hatred. He’s been told all sorts of canards about how filthy and evil and wicked and unwashed and horrid he is for having been born human, how he’s little more than a savage baby-eater who can only pretend to be good so long as he’s being watched over by some superior being. When a sane person is told that they can never measure up to the ultra-high standards set by a supernatural being, the rational response is to not even try and to perhaps just focus on being the best you you can be. Brian, like far too many people, are so crushed under the lifelong inculcation that he is worthless, dirt, evil, that Stockholm Syndrome has become his second skin, and he couldn’t leave it if he wanted to. He has become Renfield to God’s Dracula, a mewling sycophant scraping behind his blood-thirsty overlord whining for a bit of power, a scrap of life, that he might devour and absorb and somehow feel like he mattered, ignoring the scores of people who get the same and more just by thinking for themselves, by living worthwhile existences free of subjugation and servitude to a deranged phantasmic killer.

Don’t worry about the self-pity, Brian, I pity you enough to cover both of us.

Shanholtz Joshua #fundie

@Bastethotep #31361

But he’s more than willing to show up in a tortilla. Odd, that.

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #homophobia #psycho

I’ll tell you what, if the people who are alive now were around back in Jesus’ day, 95% of them would have been stoned to death for the deadly sins which they freely commit nowadays.

And you’d be perfectly fine with that. Hell, you think that makes you the fucking hero, killing folks for being imperfect or for living their lives their way, like they were people or some shit.

tovlogos #fundie

God made man to desire woman and woman to desire man

“God made you to like Branson Pickle, and if you don’t like Branson Pickle, then you’re the asshole!”

Mike Huckabee #wingnut

David Icke/Arizona Wilder #conspiracy #ufo #magick

They’re using the Druid religion, and the Egyptology religion. They call themselves Druidic. Druids were tied in with the cycles of the moon. Ritualisation with Druidism, and they love ritualisation.

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Fun fact, David Icke was the inspiration for the Ultimate Marvel version of Thor, who was conceived as just some dude who lost his mind one day and decided he was a god. Just like how David “I swear I’m being literal when I say lizard-people, they’re not a poorly disguised euphemism for Jews!” Icke went nanners and began screeching that V was a docudrama.

Arch Stanton #racist #homophobia #transphobia #sexist #wingnut

I know for fact, no child in those bad, old, white-bread fifties ever experienced anything like this because I was there.

I will build you a fucking time machine and send you back to the Fifties just so we don’t have to deal with your horseshit anymore. And as an added bonus, your rose-coloured nostalgia for the Fifties can finally die in a fucking fire; it’s the decade that gave us the Black Dahlia, the bombing of the HBC Temple by the fucking Klan, a terrorist shooting in the US Capitol, the Starkweather murders - where exactly is this halcyon paradise of white awesomeness you were shilling for, again?

LAS3DCreations #wingnut

Fucking uncanny valley, did we really need to be exposed to Joe Biden’s PS1 quality man-boobs?

@Peacemonger
Yeah, that tool is a bit obtuse in it’s instructions. I somehow Clouseau’d my way into making it work and even I don’t know how I did it.

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #homophobia #wingnut

If it pleases Timjer, I’ll add some more choice words to this thought:

You and your little-g small-ass god can go fuck themselves balls deep on the thorniest, thickest, most-owl-nest-inhabitedest cactus in the Kalahari desert, you ign’ant-ass self-righteous thundercunt.

And crime has been on the decline for the last few decades, asshole. Try reading an actual statistic, and a recent one, at that.

Adam88 #fundie #racist

@SpukiKitty #30200

OOH! The way this guy talks about his Mom like he has the power to command and scold her like she’s a small child!
What make you authority over the woman who’s a true authority bore and who raised YOU, mister?! SHE has the AUTHORITY to tell YOU TO GO TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER!

Being a woman, Mom is clearly inferior to her Master(bator) Race progeny and must abide his every syphilitic whim.

Honestly, she’d be all the better for it if she told Adolf, Jr here to go suck the exhaust pipe of a transit bus on the freeway. If she has to choose between this cultural inbred and her girls, she should choose the girls. They would at least have love in their lives, which is more than this George Rockwell-wannabe can say.

grazemasque #dunning-kruger

line that has me hung up:

Has your paper been Pere reviewed, Fireball?

Well, my dad does have a degree in chemical engineering, I suppose I could run the reports by him, see what he thinks about CO2 increases and methane proliferation, but really, shouldn’t all the scientists saying that this shit is real since the 19-fuckin-80’s have been a clue?

Andrew Anglin #sexist #psycho

I had to doublecheck what kind of moral quagmire could cheer at the murder of a woman and her children by a man so deranged that he would light them on fire? - and then I looked at the OP and thought, ”Why did I even ask that question? Who else could be so monstrous but Anglin.”

Here’s a hint, Shrewy - if this guy was so far gone that immolating his own kids was an option, then she was right to ditch his ass! He’s the fucking villain, you moral abyss!

Nayto #racist #psycho

All someone would need to do to diffuse this nonsense is travel back in time and explain to Herr Wienerschnitzel that CI is home to child-killers, mass murderers, pedophiles and psychopaths - all true - and he’d plant the first bullet in his Mauser into this life-failure’s brainpan, before swallowing the second one at terminal velocity.

Problem solved, win-win.

@SpukiKitty
According to Christian Identity, Eve schtupped Satan, then did Adam, and therefore her twins had different daddies (not a biological impossibility, if you’re a fucking cat.) Adam father Abel, and Satan fathered Cain, Cain then went on to schtupp all the non-white races that were out there somehow, and that’s how we get Jews. According to this fuckspittle, white Europeans are the real Israelites.

Christian Identity is very, very stupid. Even for a racist death cult. Even the Jonestown loonies would ask what the actual fuck was wrong with these people.

metabuxx #sexist

“Durr, I accused her of being a weird dog-fucker, and for some reason, she acted like she was the offended party!! That just proves she’s a weird dog-fucker, ’cause everyone knows, if you accuse someone of doing something wrong, the only correct response an innocent person can make is to confess. Durr.”

You’re lucky she didn’t shatter your huevos with a well-placed knee, you sad little blobfish of a human being.

Fuckers like this are so fucking lacking in self-awareness I bet they threaten that hideous intruder who lives in their bathroom mirror.

Robin Bright #conspiracy #homophobia #sexist #ufo #fundie

Looks like someone got high, watched some futa porn while reading the SCUM manifesto, and got confused again.

And also, they’re all for futa-lesbian procreation, but hate teh ghey? How do they function with that cognitive dissonance?

Raycel27 and dsar9012 #sexist

David J. Stewart #fundie

“I’m entitled to-”
“I deserve-”
“I am owed-”

No. No you are FUCKING not, child-fucker. Maybe if you developed some fucking self-awareness, you’d see that YOU’RE the reason they don’t want you. YOU are the fucking problem. But again, since you’ve taken your precious QJV, scribbled out every mention of Jesus, replaced said mentions of Jesus with your own name, and went on worshipping yourself as if nothing happened, you honestly believe that you’ve done no wrong and deserve no consequences. You’re a fucking pedophile, you’re lucky to be breathing free air, don’t push your fucking luck.

Bruce #fundie #conspiracy

I almost want to blame every science teacher who dropped the ball on educating this fucking moron, but then I realize that we live in a culture that relegates science to PBS and puts fucking monsters like Marion Robertson and Creflo Fucking Dollar on network TV.

Andrew Anglin #sexist #racist

@Conscience #29478

I dunno, I think I could listen to him all day long, provided the sounds he made were high-pitched squeaks caused by a well-deserved beating with a golf club or crowbar.

And once again, Shrewy answers the question, “can Shrewy get any more despicable,” and also once again, his answer is “hold muh beer.”

Gr8believer #fundie #conspiracy

My god this is an Olympic-sized swimming pool full of stupid right here.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #conspiracy #god-complex #mammon #magick

This is some Alan Moore, “magic-with-a-k,” Alistaire Crowley woobily woo pigshit clearly brought about by way too much Persona and way too many drugs.

Genetic Dead End #psycho

I’d say we should just castrate incels, but that seems meaningless. It’s not like they’ll ever be using the dried up Raisinettes anyways.

Fat Link #sexist #psycho

Fuck you and your entitled princeling fee-fees, you fucking gnoll. First of all, even if she was “emotionally abusing men and laughing about it," turns out that is not a capital offence.

Second, even if she was what you accuse her of, she was fucking 17, you know, legally stupid? She would have grown out of it in time, like real adults do eventually.

David J. Stewart #fundie

Of course DJS is the kind of idiot who thinks immortality would be awesome. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to die, personally, but give me a couple centuries over outright end-of-time immortality anyday. Any longer than that and the boredom sets in.

Adrian Sol #fundie #sexist

Kindly wade into a pool of candiru and box jellyfish, you hideous blot on the human genome.

And had a formerly Christian school turned secular and tossed all the godfrummers on their collective apses, you wastes of biomass would screech like a pod person just found an actual human. Because I guess it’s only discrimination when it’s done to you, not by, amirite?

DrDreamtine #quack

I'm not quite sure how they work…

Think of your body’s immune system as the police force for your body, catching bad guys (germs, viruses, bacteria, etc.)
The viruses are the criminals. Think, the cartel, or the mafia. Vaccines are like snitches - they tell the cops the mob’s plans, where they’re gonna be, and how to take them down.

Get it now?

…but putting things like that in your body cannot be good for you when herbal remedies have worked for thousands of years.

The thing about herbal anythings is, they usually have to be digested before they can do anything, and a lot of their medicinal elements, if any, are destroyed by the process. Vaccines go right to work because they’re injected right into the bloodstream, no digestion needed.

S.D. Wells #conspiracy #wingnut #racist #quack

Andrew Anglin #racist #mammon

Y’mean Shrewy might be living in an old Frigidaire box under a footbridge soon?

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johngave #conspiracy #mammon

Holy fuck, this is like an all-text magic eye poster. I tried reading it all, my eyes started to relax, and all I saw was a sailboat.

Andrew Anglin #conspiracy #psycho

Brian Niemeier #fundie

1. Yeah, real fucking weird how literally demonizing a group of people because they have differing political and social views than you seems to piss them off.
2. Criticizing Disney for things like monopolizing, poor business practices, bad decisions, et al. is perfectly fine. Accusing them of covert pedophilia, satanism, brainwashing and “Jewery” makes you a screaming wackadoo.

Someone calling this bullshit is reasonable; as reasonable as, oh say, Yoshiyuki Tomino suing your creativity-bereft ass for biting his style.