You wanna hear a real answer? If you can't get laid any other way, hire a prostitute. That's not the answer you want to hear, because that's not what you actually want--what you really want is a sex slave to kick around who can't run away. But if all you wanted was sex, that's the way to go. You're still going to have to shower and attend to basic grooming and hygiene, though.
Alternatively, you could try working on your personality, lose your attitude of hostile, angry self-entitlement and embark on a program of low-key self-improvement, not just to attract women but in order to elevate your own self-respect. When you feel better about yourself, it shows. Then you may actually find other people, including women, are more interested in you. But I realize that's work and you probably aren't interested in actual effort.