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Easter Sermon (2017)
By Brother William H. Grimes
"So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof."- Proberbs 1:9. I have a short sermon on Proverbs 1:9 today.
Commercialized holidays are a problem in the West. Easter Sunday is less important to "Christians" than Christmas, and Christmas is a way for corporations to make money off Jesus' birth. Jesus wasn't even born in December, and celebrating the birth of Christ in December is because of Romanist papist heretics and their desire to celebrate the pagan winter solstice as Christians pay big bucks to get the latest iPhone or Nintendo or whatever else is "hot" in consumerist culture. Christ has commanded us to be POOR IN SPIRIT and not trying to "one up" our peers by having the latest gizmos.
Easter is another unnecessary and unbiblical holiday that has nothing to do with the passion, crucifixion, and resurrection of Our Lord Jesus Christ. It's the holidays of Peeps and chocolate and unholy relations outside of marriage because "Easter" is a pagan ritual of fertility and the papists have tried to tie this into the resurrection of Christ! We are going about having more commercialism and greed! God commanded that we are poor in spirit!
Therefore, my call for you Christians is to stop celebrating "Easter" and "Christmas" because they are PAGAN RITUALS! Stay at home or go to a church that doesn't engage in such papist heresies as "Easter!" It's time to starve the beast and have this country celebrate God instead of fertility! Jesus never had eggs, but fertility celebrants sure do! If Christians stand up and celebrate and preach the passion, crucifixion, and resurrection of Our Lord on another day we will defeat Romanist popery!

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Sermon 4: Working Hard
By Rev. William H. Grimes
I have a short sermon on 2 Thessalonians 3:10 today. It reads "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat." What does this mean? You MUST WORK! God condemeth the lazy!
The US government has rewarded laziness and called it welfare. Food stamps are of the devil! What's the largest purchase made with food stamps? SODA!!!!! SODA HAS ZERO NUTRITIONAL VALUE BUT THESE LAZY WELFARE QUEENS BUY SODA WITH FOOD STAMPS AND PAY FOR CIGARETTES AND LOTTERY TICKETS WITH CASH! WOE IS TO THE LAZY! Go to any gas station and you WILL see this abomination unto the Lord!
Medicaid, food stamps, Social Security, and all these other programs are for the sick and the elderly! They aren't for lazy able bodied and able minded people, including those with FAKE DISABILITIES SUCH AS AUTISM! GOD IS TELLING YOU TO WORK! GET YOUR LAZY AND NASTY REAR OFF THE SOFA, AND GO GET A JOB! HARD WORKING EVERYDAY AMERICANS AREN'T GONNA SUPPORT YOUR SODA AND JUNK FOOD ADDICTION! STOP BUYING STEAK WITH YOUR FOOD STAMPS AND BUY BEANS WITH YOUR HARD EARNED CASH! BREAK A SWEAT! WORK! STOP BEING A WELFARE QUEEN LIVING BETTER THAN THE LABORERS IN THIS COUNTRY! God's people said

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Sermon 2: Purity and Chastity
By Rev. William H. Grimes
It's time that we discuss a very important chapter in the Bible: I Corinthians 7. I Corinthians 7 talks about married life and the single life. Liberal theologians take this passage as meaning that there is inherent value in marriage, and that marriage is better than being single. The command to "be fruitful and multiply" was ONLY for the immediate descendants of Adam and Eve. It was NOT meant to be a command in 2017! Yet people are breeding like rabbits! Fornicators such as US President Donald Trump are partially to blame for the emulation of wicked behaviors because in the eyes of the Lord Trump was never married, thus guilty of fornication, and his current "marriage" with Melania Trump is an adulterous affair!
I Corinthians 7:1 says that "Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman." Clear as crystal, plain as day! Yet these liberals are insistent upon theological sloppiness. IT IS GOOD FOR A MAN NOT TO TOUCH A WOMAN. What in the world do you think that means besides the fact that IT IS GOOD FOR A MAN NOT TO TOUCH A WOMAN?! Can Paul articulate this point any clearer?! Are you liberals dense?!!!
I Corinthians 7:8 likewise states "I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I." Even the liberal NIV says that "Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I do." If even the liberal pro-abortion virgin birth denying NIV can be correct about this crucial issue, what is the excuse of these scores of other liberals who do not recognize the fact that this passage says that it is not good for a man to touch a woman, and that it is BETTER for men to stay unmarried and live lives of celibacy?
Liberals love to clap back with the following verse, which says "But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn." However, this does NOT say that most or all men should marry. Only men who absolutely lack self control and cannot remain chaste and then fall into fornication shall marry. A very different concept, right?! These men are seen as weaker in the Kingdom of God, and they get less reward in heaven for they had the reward of sexual gratification on Earth. Heaven has treasures far beyond the simple and fleeting pleasure of sexual gratification, and sexual gratification is completely unnecessary for humans, and people live fine lives and accomplish great things without it. Christian Sir Isaac Newton was one of the most brilliant minds that God has blessed this world with, and he never desired sexual gratification and lived a life of excellence for God and also his fellow man. This is what we need to set kids up for, not for ignoring God in favor of sexual gratification, marriage, and childrearing! It takes up a lot of time that could be spent worshiping God instead!
Back to the Trump situation, this chapter also says that "And unto the married I command, yet not I, but the Lord, Let not the wife depart from her husband: But and if she depart, let her remain unmarried or be reconciled to her husband: and let not the husband put away his wife. But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him."(I Corinthians 7:10-13) Donald Trump "married" Ivana Trump, but that was even a sham marriage because she is still married to Alfred Winklmayr, who she "divorced" right before marrying Trump, and after Ivana divorced Donald, she had two more "marriages" and "divorces" that are shams unto the Lord, as Ivana is still married to Alfred! Since Ivana has never reconciled with Alfred, and Donald has never been validly married in the eyes of the Lord, Donald is guilty of fornication and Ivana is an adultress! "First Lady" Melania Trump is "married" to Donald Trump in the eyes of the world, and Melania is nothing but a porn star and a trophy wife who has never glorified the Lord! Say what else you want about Michelle Obama, but at least she had some class and dignity, and was not an adulteress! Such a sinful and wicked and prideful man the "godly" have elected to lead the USA! Woe to America! Melania Trump is WICKED AND DECEITFUL AND SINFUL AND LACKS CLASS AND DIGNITY BECAUSE SHE HATES THE THINGS OF GOD AND LOVES MAMMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To conclude, the wicked Americans need to WAKE UP and realize the sham that is excessive marriage and fornication and adultery because sexual gratification IS NOT A HUMAN RIGHT and Onanism and other forms of impurity are NOT FOR THE GODLY and marriage is only for WEAK MEN WHO CANNOT CONTAIN THEIR PASSION LEST THEY FALL INTO FORNICATION, and if you marry and have sexual exploits, YOU WILL BE A LESSER BEING IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN PROVIDED YOU CAN BE A MAN WHO ONLY HAS ONE WIFE AND ONE LOVER! God's people said AMEN!

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Sermon 3: The Lord's Table

By Rev. William H. Grimes

When we take communion, we may see it as a little cracker and a shot glass filled with grape juice. However, it symbolizes much more than that. Ir is simply a symbol of the body and blood of the Lord Jesus Christ. Papists claim that it is a literal reception of the Lord's body and blood, but this is flat out heresy. God has banned cannibalism! "Consubstantiation" as practiced by liberal Lutherans and Episcopalians is also mystical hocus pocus. Papists have "Eucharistic adoration" where idolaters worship a piece of bread! It is NOT Jesus! It IS a mockery! I Corinthians 11:2 says "Now I praise you, brethren, that ye remember me in all things, and keep the ordinances, as I delivered them to you." These are ORDINANCES. The Bible says absolutely NOTHING about "sacraments!" You will go to Hell if you dare mock God by claiming that "sacraments" do the work of God on command!!! Heresy is what this simply is!!!!!!!!!!

Just like baptism is an outward symbol of an inward transition into a life of Christ, which BABIES CANNOT CHOOSE IN THEIR INFANCY, the Lord's Supper doesn't contain the body and blood of Jesus, and if some atheist loser takes a cookie it is NOT a hostage situation! It IS A SYMBOL AND NOTHING MORE, PAGAN IDOLATERS!!!!!!

"For I have received of the Lord that which also I delivered unto you, that the Lord Jesus the same night in which he was betrayed took bread: And when he had given thanks, he brake it, and said, Take, eat: this is my body, which is broken for you: this do in remembrance of me. After the same manner also he took the cup, when he had supped, saying, this cup is the new testament in my blood: this do ye, as oft as ye drink it, in remembrance of me. For as often as ye eat this bread, and drink this cup, ye do shew the Lord's death till he come." Ye do SHEW the Lord's death, not recreate it and act like cannibals! It is a MEMORIAL, and NOTHING ELSE! Jesus spoke in parables and metaphors, and any idiot can plainly read that it is a SYMBOL except papists and other heretics apparently. The cup was not filled with wine as it is known today, but it did not cause drunkenness since the Bible says to stay away from strong drink, so if you have communion and you use wine or WATER as the Mormons do instead of grape juice, you are simply a HERETIC!

"Wherefore whosoever shall eat this bread, and drink this cup of the Lord, unworthily, shall be guilty of the body and blood of the Lord. But let a man examine himself, and so let him eat of that bread, and drink of that cup. For he that eateth and drinketh unworthily, eateth and drinketh damnation to himself, not discerning the Lord's body."

Therefore, eat only if you are of clean mind and spirit! Do NOT take the Lord's Supper if you had premarital sex and did not repent! Do NOT take if you got drunk the night before or engaged in self abuse right before church! GET RIGHT WITH GOD! THERE IS NO MORTAL SIN, THERE IS NO VENIAL SIN, THERE IS NO PURGATORY, THERE IS JUST SIN! THERE IS JUST HEAVEN AND HELL! IF YOU DO NOT REPENT OF YOUR SINFUL WAYS AND YOU DIE WITHOUT HAVING REPENTED AND WALKED AWAY WITHOUT SIN YOU WILL BE DAMNED! SIN IS SIN! NO HERESY, APOSTASY, LUST, FORNICATION, ADULTERY, THEFT, LYING, SELF ABUSE, CURSING, TAKING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN, OR ANYTHING ELSE! NO POPERY! WORSHIP ONLY GOD! DO NOT EAT AND DRINK DAMNATION! LET THE COMMUNION PLATE PASS YOU BY IF YOU ARE NOT RIGHT WITH GOD! God's people said AMEN!

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Sermon 5: Giving Up Childish Things
By Rev. William H. Grimes
Let's take some time to talk about 1 Corinthians 13:11 today. It says "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things." This is a particular favorite verse of Bro. James Wilson, so I thought I'd take some time to preach on it.
Here at New Testament Baptist Church, we don't mind holy fun. Staying up late and drinking coffee and having desserts in fellowship with other believers is fine. However, we don't condone sinful "fun" like alcohol, dancing, and lewd comments and actions. This corrupt society and so-called "Christians" partake of these things. Can you tell me why grown adults get drunk and urinate outside and make jokes about it? The Bible even says that " And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends." in 1 Kings 16:11. CHILDREN URINATE OUTSIDE AND SPEAK GIBBERISH! WHY DO ADULTS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MATURE GO AND GET DRUNK OF STRONG DRINK AND DO THE SAME THING?! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND FIND A TOILET AND SOCIALIZE SOBER! HAVE A BIBLE STUDY! STOP GOING TO PUBS AND ACTING LIKE IMMATURE COLLEGE STUDENTS! GOD HATETH STRONG DRINK! DRINK WATER!!!!!!!! BE MATURE AND SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!
A common problem with marriages these days is that women are neglected while men salivate over sports and video games and they consume strong drink with their buddies! Think they're all manly when their wives are over there lonely! You were already weak enough that you succumbed to your lust and married to avoid fornication! Why are you now neglecting your wife for childish garbage? Kids play sports and video games! PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Women can't stop gossiping about others! 30 year old women are in the office gossiping about others like immature catty high school yuppies! An abomination unto the Lord is someone who IS A BUSYBODY AND CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND PUT ON THE WHOLE ARMOR OF GOD!!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WONDER WHY SOCIETY HAS DENIGRATED TO THE POINT THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS A CREEPY OLD PERVERT WHO CANNOT PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAD BRAGGED ABOUT UNRIGHTEOUS GENITAL GRABBING AND RATES WOMEN BASED UPON THEIR PHYSICAL APPEARANCES LIKE AN IMMATURE RANDY MIDDLE SCHOOL BOY! WHAT A SIMPLETON! GOD HATETH AMERICA BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT PASSES OFF AS A CHRISTIAN IN THIS CORRUPT SOCIETY! PORNOGRAPHY IS ILLEGAL AND OBSCENE BUT IT REMAINS ONLINE! GROWN MEN PLAY SPORTS AND VIDEO GAMES AND WATCH CARTOONS! WHEN ARE WE GOING TO PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS AND HAVE A GROWN UP SOCIETY THAT IS MATURE AND GODLY? IT NEEDS TO START NOW!!!!!!!!! God's people said AMEN!

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Sermon 6: The Occult and Popular Culture

By Rev. William H. Grimes

Genesis 3:1-8 "Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?

2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.

8 And they heard the voice of the Lord God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the Lord God amongst the trees of the garden."

We're starting in Genesis 3, because the serpent is a symbol of Satan. Popular culture's version of music is Satanic because it contains an addictive beat, secularized themes, and explicit references to the occult. Bro. James brought to my attention the music video for "Look What You Made Me Do" by Taylor Swift, and there includes a heavy imagery of Satanic slithering serpentry. It is not unreasonable to assume that this woman is Satan incarnate due to these sorts of association. The video also contains a number of various references to Satan including necromancy, greed, lust, and the glorification of the lust of the flesh and the BDSM lifestyle. Swift wore typical BDSM related attire with a large amount of breast and leg showing! 1 Timothy 2:9 says "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;" THIS MEANS THAT THE FLAGRANT DISPLAY OF THE FLESH IS WHOLLY UNACCEPTABLE, AS IS THE WEARING OF JEWELERY AND MAKEUP! NO ADORNMENTS! PLAIN DRESS ONLY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HALLELUJAH!

This wicked woman is indeed mocking us, because on her website right now there are gold and silver plated rings that represent the serpent seen in Genesis 3, possibly another incarnation of Swift herself. Keep your kids away from this wicked woman at all costs. She tried to be a wolf in sheep's clothing by feigning innocence and purity and a relatibility to those girls having everyday struggles in high school. IT WAS HOGWASH! SHE HAS REVEALED TO US THAT SHE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A CHARLATAN WHO IS NOW REVEALING HER TRUE DEATH OBSESSED OCCULTISH SELF, SHE HAS WORSHIPED OTHER GODS, AND NOW TEENAGE GIRLS ARE WORSHIPING THE FALSE GOD OF TAYLOR SWIFT! LEVITICUS 26:1 SAYS "Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God." SO NO ALLAH, NO BUDDHA, NO TAYLOR SWIFT! ONLY JESUS CHRIST DIED FOR YOUR SINS ON THE CROSS! THESE FALSE IDOLS ARE ABOMINATIONS UNTO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! God's people said AMEN!

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"...Ready for It?" is a liberal song recorded by far-left feminist icon and provocateur Taylor Swift. This song features a hypocritical usage of cultural appropriation, as Swift employs a dialect most common in the African American population, much like other rich Caucasian liberals.

This "song" is the first promotional single of Swift's upcoming album reputation, and as such is setting the tone because this song is rife with sexual content.

For instance, a part of the song goes "I-I-I see how this is gonna go / Touch me, and you'll never be alone /I-Island breeze and lights down low /No one has to know" 1 Corinthians 6:18 says to "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body." This therefore means that touching in a premarital state is ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!

"In the middle of the night, in my dreams / You should see the things we do, baby / In the middle of the night, in my dreams / I know I'm gonna be with you / So I take my time / (Are you ready for it?) She is talking about lusting after the flesh by having wicked dreams! Matthew 5:28 says "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

She also says this "He can be my jailer / Burton to this Taylor" This is a clear reference to the BDSM lifestyle and it is WICKED AND ABOMINABLE UNTO THE LORD AND BDSM WILL RESULT IN THE DECLINE OF THE CULTURE! OWWWWWWWWWW! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS LISTEN TO THIS FILTH AND THEY WILL NOT NOR WILL YOU INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD IF YOU TAKE THEM TO SEE THE REPUTATION TOUR! SPEND THAT MONEY ON A GOOD FAMILY BIBLE AND CONCORDANCE! God's people said AMEN!

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Charles Joseph "Joe" Scarborough (born April 9, 1963) is a liberal commentator on far-left MSNBC. Formerly a RINO, Scarborough is an independent. Scarborough is known primarily for his feud with fellow liberal Donald Trump, and his adulterous ways as he has been divorced twice and is currently "engaged" to Mika Brzezinski.

Scarborough belongs to the liberal Southern Baptist Convention, and as this is the case, he ignores the teachings in the Bible about divorce. He has decided that people need to be controlled by the government, and therefore has been in favor of banning guns for self defense.

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The Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) is a liberal group of affiliated Baptist "churches." The SBC has weakened their stance on biblical inerrancy, and they have said that the Bible contains the Word of God, rather than actually being the Word of God. They do not believe in a literal Hell for unbelievers, and they have adopted such heresies as "once saved, always saved." This means that you can pray a "sinners prayer" as a "get out of Hell free" card.
The SBC believes that alcoholic beverages can be consumed in moderation, that papist Bible translations like the NIV and NKJV can be used, and that playing cards and other forms of gambling should be allowed based upon the individual consciences of the members.
Due to diluting truth with moral relativism and feel-good theology, and the lack of hard preaching in sermons, the SBC has taken over a large part of the Baptist movement in the US, and not just in the South: the SBC is even gaining a stronghold in Michigan!
First Corinthians 3:1-3
1 And I, brethren, could not speak unto you as unto spiritual, but as unto carnal, even as unto babes in Christ.
2 I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able.
3 For ye are yet carnal: for whereas there is among you envying, and strife, and divisions, are ye not carnal, and walk as men?
Good Independent Fundamentalist Baptist churches provide the meat for grown men and women in Christ, while you can barely get any milk as a babe in Christ in the SBC.

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Blackjack is a card game usually played in casinos. It is one of the most popular gambling games. Hebrews 13:5 says that "Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee." Gambling is objectively a sin, and is only for those who are seeking wealth and love mammon more than God. If you play this wicked game, you hate God, and love mammon, because you cannot serve two masters and you MUST love one and hate the other! MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!

However, the rules are as follows, as it helps to know thine enemy:

The player plays against a dealer and other players, placing a wager, which wagering standards are placed on the table. They are then handed two cards, one face-up, and another face-down. The object is to get as close to 21 without going over. They can request another card, and can keep requesting cards until they decide to stay at 17 or above or bust (go over 21). They can split two cards if they are of same value, or double on a wager by receiving only one additional card. The player wins and takes all bets if they are the closest without going over. A Blackjack is an ace and a card valued 10 (10, jack, queen or king) and pays higher returns.

The dealer must hit on anything below 17 and must stand on anything higher. (18-21)

In most casinos each player is betting against the dealer only. Other players in the game change the odds of what card is next to deal. Card counting is one method of tracking odds by keeping track of how many high and low cards have been dealt. This practice is frowned on by casinos.

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We proclaim the truth of the risen Lord Jesus Christ here at New Testament Baptist Church, formerly known as Conservatism Wiki. More on doctrine soon!
Core Articles of Faith

We believe in the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. The Holy Trinity, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit is how the One True God is manifested. We reject any "oneness doctrine" and the "Jesus-only" movement as heretical.
We reject any idols or any other gods, such as Allah, Buddha, Taylor Swift, and all these other Mormon "gods" and the false gods Jehovah's Witnesses worship.
We accept the passion, crucifixion, and resurrection of Jesus Christ as the only remission of sins, and no "hocus pocus" including "sacrificial" worship has any impact on grace.
The world is in a fallen state, and anyone who desires to be saved must accept the Lord Jesus Christ as their personal savior. We reject Universalism here.
We believe in baptism by immersion only, and only to be done upon those who are of the age of reason. Baptism is a symbolic act showing the believer buried with Christ and cleansed of sins.
Likewise, we reject any concept of "original sin" as Roman Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, and Protestant groups understand it, and thus reject baptismal regeneration and the baptism of infants.
Men are to be the sole breadwinners, and women are to be in charge of domestic household affairs. This is godly naturally ordained gender roles.
We believe that homosexuality is an abomination in the eyes of God, and that homosexuals cannot be saved since they are vile reprobate. They are damned eternally for being homosexuals.
Abortion, capital punishment, physician assisted suicide, and other forms of killing are unequivocally condemned since God hath said "thou shalt not kill."
Racism in all its forms are likewise unequivocally condemned by New Testament Baptist Church. All creatures are created in the image of God, and one's skin color is irrelevant to one's character.
Modest attire that covers the entire body is required, and as such we do not accept the movement of men wearing shorts and women showing breasts and legs, for instance.
All forms of secular music, television, film, and literature are to be treated with the utmost scrupulosity and to be cast out if offending material is found.

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The VAGINA is a liberal organ of Satan, present in all females after the FALL OF MAN, that exists to to seduce unwittingly stupid men into vile abominations unto the LORD. However, in Western culture, this evil organ is somehow given godlike status and has prompted numerous individuals into hysteria regarding the exalted status of this filthy body part. Matthew 7:18 says, “A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.” It is objectively verifiable that since this corrupt organ does evil while sinners think it does good, the evil fruits are what it produces.

LIBERALS like to think that society should talk more positively about this disgrace to God’s kingdom, citing the justification that the entire body is wonderful, and righteousness and self control are obsolete. Romans 12:1 clearly says that “I beseech ye therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.” Therefore, highlighting and focusing on the worst part of the anatomy is not what God intended.

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Medicaid is unequivocally the worst healthcare system in the developed world, so why is it being celebrated as a lifeline to the poor? I, as a pastor, live below the poverty line technically, but there is undeniable proof that the health results of Medicaid are no better than those with poor people who have no insurance. Therefore, trillions of taxpayer dollars are being spent to no avail. --William Grimes (talk) 16:07, 7 November 2017 (UTC)
Apparently Medicaid in my state will cover “cross-sex hormones” for sinful transvestites but not acid reflux medication in my state. Is that not messed up?! --William Grimes (talk) 15:29, 1 December 2017 (UTC)
It is messed up that it does not cover acid reflux medication, but I don't see why you needed to bring up transvestites. Also, for your information, a transvestite is different to a person who is transsexual or transgender. CowHouse (talk) 15:35, 1 December 2017 (UTC)
I think it is important to consider that Obamacare has raised health insurance premiums tremendously, and in doing so has forced more Americans than ever in the Medicaid program, which is objectively the worst health care program in the developed world. The fact that they will pay for enabling a lifestyle of sinful delusions regardless of whatever you want to call it, but will not treat legitimate medical conditions shows how liberal Obamacare has its priorities way out of whack. It is also true that pumping men with estrogen tremendously increases the chance for heart disease, diabetes, obesity, and other conditions, and proves how inefficient government and the liberal agenda is. --William Grimes (talk) 16:00, 1 December 2017 (UTC)
So are you saying that a single-payer healthcare system would be better, since that's very common in the developed world? Nobody "pumps men with estrogen" anyway. L?¨ÿ?n?¨n?¨R?¨ (¨??ä?l?¨k?¨)¨ (¨c?¨ö?n?¨??r?¨ï?b?¨s?¨)¨ @ 16:36, 1 December 2017 (UTC)
All government run healthcare programs have shown to be total failures, but Medicaid is of course by far the worst offender, and the main thing that Obamacare accomplished was kicking people off better private programs and onto the subpar Medicaid program. While we indeed are pumping men full of estrogen in this country. Isn’t that what the liberal ideology of Transgenderism is all about? We’ve made men so effeminate through the feminist movement and by suppressing boys with Ritalin as the public schools treat boys like defective girls. Therefore, men now think they are women and seek to engage in experimental medical prosecutes that are detrimental to physical and mental health. We need to treat our mentally ill far better in this country, and RINOs like McCain who voted against repealing the Obamacare monstrosity aren’t helping. --William Grimes (talk) 17:27, 1 December 2017 (UTC)

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Sermon 24: End Game

By The Rev. William Grimes

Proverbs 20:1 says "Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." Ephesians 2:10 says: "For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath before ordained that we should walk in them."

Liberal sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her "End Game" video, which is part of promoting her vile reputation album that contains thinly veiled references to petty feuds with other celebrities, sexual excess, lesbianism, drunkenness, as well as petty score settling.

This video frequently contains the consumption of alcoholic beverages as well as alluding to bedroom conduct. Swift wears such attire as a dress that reveals her legs as well as a tight leather outfit that displays her treacherous curves and abhorrent breasts for those in Swift's primary demographic of preteen and young teenage girls. Girls are going to go out and pounce around drinking booze and throwing themselves at boys who cannot pray to God to control their sex drives because their wicked parents tolerate such depravity! CHRISTIAN PARENTS NEED TO WAKE UP! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Valentine's Day was the other day, and I'm sure that unholy relations outside of the sacrosanct union of one man and one woman in the bedroom in private alone occurred! College kids in their dorm and hotel rooms, some behind an Arby's dumpster, and yet others in the park for holy men and women of God and precious little children to observe! THIS IS A FARCE THAT MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY! ANYONE WHO CELEBRATES THIS DAY OF PURE SEXUAL EXCESS WILL BE DAMNED ETERNALLY! NO VALENTINE'S DAY, NO ASH WEDNESDAY, NO IDOLATRY! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT IS ONE EXAMPLE OF WHY OUR NEXT GENERATION OF WOMEN WILL CONTINUE TO DRESS IMMODESTLY TEMPTING MEN AND APOSTATE WOMEN THROUGHOUT THE GLOBE! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DRESSES THAT COVERED THEIR WHOLE BODIES?! NO MINISKIRTS, NO PANTS, NO SHORTS, NONE OF THIS TREACHERY! NO SHORTS FOR YOU MEN EITHER, AND DEFINITELY NO CROSSDRESSING! SUCH VILE SEWAGE IS AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! GET RIGHT WITH GOD NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie rationalwiki.org

I think it is important to consider that Obamacare has raised health insurance premiums tremendously, and in doing so has forced more Americans than ever in the Medicaid program, which is objectively the worst health care program in the developed world. The fact that they will pay for enabling a lifestyle of sinful delusions regardless of whatever you want to call it, but will not treat legitimate medical conditions shows how liberal Obamacare has its priorities way out of whack. It is also true that pumping men with estrogen tremendously increases the chance for heart disease, diabetes, obesity, and other conditions, and proves how inefficient government and the liberal agenda is. --William Grimes (talk) 16:00, 1 December 2017 (UTC)

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie rationalwiki.org

I think it is important to consider that in the United States, the average life expectancy is 77 years old, while the lifespan of the average transgendered individual is 35. Defying God’s natural law has severe ramifications on physical and mental health. Pumping men with estrogen for long periods of time results in increased risk for cardiovascular problems, blood clots, and other issues ranging from excessive emotional distress to morbid obesity. For those with a family history of heart disease, this so-called “treatment” will cause cardiovascular related death more quickly than eating Big Macs and fries for every meal every day of the week while drinking gallons of soda and living a sedentary lifestyle. This is why I believe that “cross-sex hormone therapy” should be banned as it violates the first precept of the Hippocratic Oath; the strongly negative effects from this “treatment” proves God’s natural law displayed in Genesis 1:27. Therefore the most humane thing would be to reinforce proper gender roles and possibly administer an antipsychotic such as Pimozide or Thorazine, instead of doing the equivalent of giving an alcoholic a fifth of Jack Daniels as the essay clearly states. It’s enabling, it’s inhumane, and it’s inherently harmful and detrimental.—William Grimes (talk) 15:54, 7 November 2017 (UTC)

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Sermon 9: Usury

By Rev. William H. Grimes

Let's start in Exodus 22:25. "If thou lend money to any of my people that is poor by thee, thou shalt not be to him as an usurer, neither shalt thou lay upon him usury." So, what is this saying? It's saying that lending money to other people and expecting interest on the principal is wicked! So, who does this make sinners of? There are all of these banks and other financial institutions RIPPING OFF THE POOR IN THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY ARE POSSESSED OF THE DEVIL! WICKED BANKERS WHO ARE OF THE WICKED CLASS! WICKED FRAUDULENT CROOKS WHO THINK THAT THEY ARE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF GOD WHENEVER THEY ARE NOT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Deuteronomy 23:19-20 says "Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury: Unto a stranger thou mayest lend upon usury; but unto thy brother thou shalt not lend upon usury: that the Lord thy God may bless thee in all that thou settest thine hand to in the land whither thou goest to possess it." Luke 19:23 says "Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming I might have required mine own with usury?"

So, what is the Bible saying in both the Old and New Testaments? DO NOT LEND MONEY TO THE POOR AND EXPECT COMPENSATION IN THE FORM OF INTEREST! NO INTEREST, NO LATE FEES, NO OVER THE LIMIT FEES, OR ANY OF THIS OTHER GARBAGE! CREDIT CARDS ARE A TOTAL ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! WHO CONTROLS THE BANKS AND OTHER FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS? THOSE WICKED FRAUDSTERS WHO ALSO CLAIMED TO BE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF GOD AND THE FOOLISH REPUBLICANS WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO, THIS MEANS NO MORE LENDING MONEY AND CALCULATING INTEREST! NO PERSONAL LOANS, NO AUTO LOANS, NO STUDENT LOANS, NO MORTGAGES, NO CREDIT CARDS, FOR IT IS ALL OF SATAN! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 13: Transgenderism Debunked
By Rev. William H. Grimes
Genesis 1:27: So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Deuteronomy 23:1: He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Let’s start off with saying that God doesn’t make mistakes. GOD CREATED US TO BE MALE AND FEMALE! God has ordained different roles for men and for women! Men go out and WORK HARD while women stay at home and take care of the kids and cook and clean!
Yet, men insist upon wearing drag and taking estrogen and mutilating their flesh! Breast enhancements, cutting off their penises, and all of this other garbage! No matter how much money you put into this vanity, and no matter how many dresses and how much makeup you wear, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A MAN! YOU MOCK GOD IF YOU ATTEMPT TO “CORRECT” HIS PERFECT CREATION! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can’t get pregnant! You can’t have kids! You don’t get your period! All you may have are some fake breasts and a fake vagina! Have you ever heard a transvestite talk? That’s conclusive evidence that you WILL ALWAYS HAVE XY CHROMOSOMES AND WILL ALWAYS BE A MAN AND THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS WHAT THE LORD HATH ORDAINED! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
There’s also women these days, these really butch lesbos trying to become men with a fake penis! Can’t have kids either! Feminism has run amok, and women aren’t just happy with being in the workforce and wearing short hair and pants and other men’s clothing!! They gotta have a pseudo-penis and chop off their breasts as well! That’s a total mockery to Our Lord Jesus Christ! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!!!!!!
In the DSM-V, there is a mental illness called gender dysphoria! This is a MENTAL ILLNESS, NOT A “GENDER IDENTITY!” LETTING A TRANSVESTITE MUTILATE THEIR FLESH AND TAKE HORMONES IS LIKE GIVING AN ALCOHOLIC A FIFTH OF JACK DANIELS OR GIVING A MORBIDLY OBESE PERSON A BIG MAC! THESE TRANSVESTITES DO NOT NEED TO INDULGE IN THEIR MENTAL ILLNESS! THEY NEED HELP, WHICH CAN BE FOUND IN THE WORD OF GOD! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE LORD!
THESE FREAKS OF NATURE ARE NOT CONTENT WITH MOCKING GOD’S CREATION! THE PRONOUN POLICE IN CALIFORNIA ARE MAKING CRIMINALS OUT OF GODLY FOLKS AND THEY LET THE SODOMITE DISEASE AIDS RUN AMOK! THE TAXPAYERS ARE FOOTING THE BILL FOR ALL THIS NONSENSE AS TRANSVESTITE MEN CONTINUE TO GO INTO THE WOMEN’S ROOM AND RAPE LITTLE GIRLS AND HELPLESS WOMEN! THIS IS MORALLY REPUGNANT AND MUST CEASE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
Next time, I’ll cover Mormonism Debunked! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 10: Wicked Donny

By Rev. William H. Grimes

"I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it."
"I did try and **** her. She was married."
"No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping.
"She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.' I took her out furniture. I moved on her like a *****. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony **** and everything. She’s totally changed her look."
"Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything."
"Grab ’em by the *****. You can do anything."

Let's start with Ecclesiastes 5:2. "Be not rash with thy mouth, and let not thine heart be hasty to utter any thing before God: for God is in heaven, and thou upon earth: therefore let thy words be few." These quotes by the man the counterfeit "Christians" help to elect President of the United States are utterly reprehensible and abhorrent, and seek to undermine global American leadership in a way even Barry Soetoro of Kenya couldn't imagine. Ephesians 4:29 says "Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers." Is this communication CORRUPT? YES! Does it help to edify believers? NO!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Matthew 5:28 says "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Leviticus 20:10 says "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." So, if you LUST AFTER THE FLESH YOU COMMIT ADULTERY! THIS WICKED "PRESIDENT" TALKED ABOUT ENGAGING IN SEXUAL IMMORALITY AS WELL AS ADULTERY IN BOTH THE LITERAL AND IN THE CHRISTIAN SENSE! HE TRIED TO COMMIT ADULTERY WITH MARRIED WOMAN AND HAS NEVER BEEN PROPERLY MARRIED HIMSELF AS HIS "FIRST" WIFE HAD A DIVORCE! SCRIPTURE IS CLEAR IN THE FACT THAT YOU ONLY GET ONE WIFE BUT YOU SHOULD STAY ABSTINENT BEFORE! IT DOESN'T COUNT AS A TRUE MARRIAGE IF YOUR FIRST SPOUSE WAS DIVORCED BECAUSE THAT SPOUSE IS STILL MARRIED TO ANOTHER BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT MAY RECOGNIZE DIVORCE! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

So, GOD DAMN AMERICA, THIS WICKED NATION OF LIBERAL ABORTION ON DEMAND, OBAMA/TRUMP CARE, FREEBIES, AND SEXUAL OPENNESS! IT IS ALL ABHORRENT IN THE NAME OF GOD! WHEN YOU SEE GOD ON JUDGMENT DAY, HE WILL NOT BE DRAPED IN THE AMERICAN FLAG BECAUSE GOD IS A GOD FOR ALL! GOD DAMN AMERICA AND GOD DAMN SEXUAL IMMORALITY! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 12: Kerrigan Skelly Debunked
By Rev. William H. Grimes
I went on a brief hiatus so that I could start researching for my new “Debunked” series. Let’s talk about the false preacher Kerrigan Skelly. Skelly is a fairly well known street preacher, known for his fire and brimstone style and megaphones as well as attention-seeking signs. Mr. Skelly thinks he’s doing the will of God. However, all he’s doing is dooming lost souls to eternal hellfire. “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” (1 John 1:9)
He’s an Armenian, so he thinks that sinless perfection on Earth is possible. He’s correct that sin-everyday “Christians” are heretics, but he’s wrong in that sin can be completely eradicated from one’s soul. Skelly himself says he’s totally without sin. 1 John 1:9 says “If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.” We are to strive to cease sinning, but we can only be perfect in our resurrected bodies which are perfect. However, he also believes that queers and transvestites can be redeemed. Unfortunately, this does not seem to be the case due to conversion therapy failing. Homosexuality may be totally incurable and these souls may be eternally lost. However, for the rest of us, Christ’s sacrifice on the cross is not IN VAIN AND IS NOT LIMITED TO SINS OF THE PAST!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OWWWWWWWWW! HALLELUJAH! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!
Christ only forgives those who are truly repentant. No pastor or priest can forgive sins, and drinking a sip of wine and eating a cracker won’t forgive sins. ONLY TRUE REPENTANCE CAN FORGIVE SINS!
Kerrigan Skelly loves Wicked Donny, and probably also voted for Mor(m)on Willard in 2012. He wears a long beard and he’s effeminate! Skelly once preached outside of a Taylor Swift concert and inadvertently admitted to lusting after the flesh! He’s also a glutton! Even by his own Arminianism, he’s going to roast in Hell for telling the unsaved that Christ is in a box and he cannot save His followers who are TRULY repentant! IF YOU LOVE GOD, YOU WILL REJECT THE WICKED HEATHEN KERRIGAN SKELLY AND PRAY THAT HIS APOSTATE SELF WILL RECEIVE THE TRUE GOSPEL OF CHRIST! SKELLY HAS HARDENED FAR TOO MANY HEARTS AGAINST GOD AND HE HAS SUED THOSE WHO ATTACKED HIM FOR MONEY! KERRIGAN SKELLY IS A FRAUD AND A HUCKSTER WHO HATH NOT THE LORD AND USES THE LORD FOR MONETARY GAIN AND HIS OWN EGO!
Next time, I’ll cover Transgenderism Debunked. God’s people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 18: Romanism/Paganism Debunked
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Colossians 2:16 says “Let no man therefore judge you in meat, or in drink, or in respect of an holyday, or of the new moon, or of the sabbath days:” and 1 Timothy 2:5 says “For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus”
So, the Roman Catholic “Church” is a wicked and pagan institution that allows its adherents to hate the will of the Lord Jesus Christ. Let’s remember that this pagan cult was founded by Constantine in order to promote pagan rituals under the guise of Christianity. They believe in praying to saints instead of Jesus Christ per 1 Timothy 2:5, and they believe in selling “indulgences” as well as saying works get you into heaven. Pedo homo priests allegedly have the authority of God to absolve you of your sins, and the “church” accepts sodomites and trannies into its ranks just like the Episcopal “Church.”
They also celebrate holidays! Around this time of year, they celebrate the winter solstice and the return of the sun god, or as it’s been rebranded, “Christmas!” JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT BORN IN DECEMBER AND YOU MOCK GOD IF YOU CELEBRATE SO-CALLED “CHRISTMAS” WITH YOUR PAGAN SATAN SANTA AND YOUR TREE AND YOUR IDOLATRY AND YOUR MARY AND BABY JESUS STATUES WHENEVER THE BIBLE SAYS NOT TO MAKE SUCH A GRAVEN IMAGE! NO PRESENTS, NO CANDY, NO PEDO CLAUS, NONE OF THAT SINFUL GARBAGE AS YOU MOCK THE LORD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Paganism has no fruits, and holidays have no purpose other than to allow people to partake in gluttony and other sins! Romanism has no fruits because it’s a dead, unbiblical religion! JESUS SAYS TO CALL NO AND I MEAN NO MAN FATHER BUT YOUR FATHER IN HEAVEN! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!’
ROMANISM AND THOSE PAGAN OCCULTISH WAYS WILL NOT GET YOU ETERNAL LIFE! NO CRACKER OR INDULGENCE OR ABSOLUTION OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT WILL GET YOU INTO HEAVEN! THE POPE IS A PEDO LOVING HOMO WORSHIPPING HERETIC WHO ALLOWS DIVORCE!!!!! THE VATICAN IS A CORRUPT CRIME SYNDICATE THAT HAS TIES TO THE MOB AND HAS A MCDONALD’S! JESUS SAID THAT THE MONEY CHANGERS IN THE TEMPLE SHALL NOT STAND!!!!!!! YEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!
IF YOU HAVE PAPISTS OR UNIVERSALISTS OR PAGANS OR MEMBERS OF THE “LGBT” PAGAN CULT IN YOUR FAMILY, MINISTER THE WORD OF GOD TO THEM! LET THEM BE EXPOSED TO THE TRUTH IN THE PAGES OF NTBC!!!!! WE NEED TO SAVE SOULS FROM PAGANISM AND POPERY AND HOLIDAYS AND ANY OTHER WICKEDNESS!!!! THE BIBLE SAYS TO PREACH THE GOSPEL TO EVERY CREATURE!!!!
Next time, look forward to Feminism Debunked, and then Anglicanism Debunked. God’s people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 21: Against Materialism

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

1 Timothy 2:9 says: "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;"

1 Peter 3:2-5 likewise says "Whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel; But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price. For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands"

Let's talk about these women these days. They go out, trying to look good, with all of this jewelry and this makeup and all of these garments that are immodest and exist solely for them to show off their wicked curves and breasts and whatnot. There is all of these cosmetics, taking HOURS AND HOURS to get ready just to put it on, and then wearing this floral perfume with the raspberry and the vanilla notes or whatever, instead of taking that time to read the Word of God! Get yourself out of the bathroom and into the den reading the Gospel of Matthew! Stop going to the mall to shop and be catty and gossip and all of this, and read the Book of Judges! Get your head into Genesis and not going and buying "cute" garments at Victoria's Secret or Forever 21!!!!!!!! I GUESS THEY ARE ALL TRYING TO LOOK LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT OR SOMETHING!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

There are even so-called "Christian" women who belong to Roman Catholic or mainline Protestant or even weak sauce "Evangelical" groups such as the Southern Baptist Convention who go about this pursuit of immense and unmitigated vanity!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THE REAL CHRISTIAN WOMEN GOING AND PROTESTING OUTSIDE OF VAIN AND SICKENING DISPLAYS OF VANITY LIKE ALL OF THESE SEPHORA OUTLETS POPPING UP IN MALLS ALL ACROSS THIS NATION WHILE GOD FEARING CHRISTIANS IN AFRICA ARE STARVING?! WHERE IS THE LOVING AND TOLERANT LEFT ON THIS ONE? OH, BUYING THEIR LIBERAL IPHONES AND IPADS AND IMACS AND IPODS INSTEAD OF GOING AND PROTESTING THESE JEWELERS AND MAKEUP AND PERFUME AND EXPENSIVE IMMODEST GARMENTS LIKE THESE LEGGINGS AND CARDIGANS AND CROP TOPS AND ALL OF THIS OTHER SATANIC TREACHERY! GET A SPINE, YOU MEN! YOUR SO-CALLED "CHRISTIAN" WOMEN ARE TOO WEAK TO TAKE A STAND! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S ALL MAKE SURE THAT WE PUT AN END TO THIS MADNESS!!!! NO MORE!! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 20: Feminism Debunked
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Ephesians 5:22-23 “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.”
A MAN leads the church and a MAN runs the finances and the other essential aspects in the home. Women are to submit to their husbands and then assume proper gender roles such as cooking and cleaning. This is how the Lord ordained it, and thus this is how things shall continue to work as long as we are on this planet. I have about had it with Feminazis ruining this natural order with their unnatural, manmade, wicked sinful garbage. IF WOMEN WERE MEANT TO BE HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WOULD HAVE MADE IT SO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, I don't know, but these women these days are wearing PANTS! THEY ARE OUT IN THE WORKFORCE DOING THE WORK OF A MAN! SOME OF THEM ARE TRANSVESTITES WHO TAKE TESTOSTERONE AND GET A FAKE PENIS! IT IS ALL SICKENING AND DISGUSTING IN THE SIGHT OF THE LORD! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD!
Look at Angela Merkel in Germany, weak! Theresa May in the UK, weak! Jennifer Granholm was a disgrace weak sauce governor as well! Hillary failed to beat Wicked Donny in the 2016 presidential election because women are simply weaker than men!!!!! That's why Bruce Jenner or whoever it was will always win in the women's sports leagues because MEN ARE SIMPLY STRONGER THAN WOMEN BY THE WILL OF THE LIVING GOD!!!!
Look, brothers in Christ, men aren't attracted to masculine butch freaks just like women aren't attracted to weak sissy boys! WE GOTTA BE REAL MEN IN CHRIST JESUS! FEMINISTS ARE PUTTING BIRTH CONTROL HORMONES AND FLUORIDE IN THE WATER AND THEREFORE WE HAVE ALL THESE WEAK SAUCE EFFEMINATE MEN WHO CANNOT FUNCTION AS HUSBANDS AND BREADWINNERS! SOME ARE EVEN TAKING MORE ESTROGEN AND GETTING THEIR PENIS CHOPPED OFF! NO EUNUCHS IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! REMEMBER THIS, EPISCOPAL "CHURCH" AND EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN "CHURCH" OF AMERICA! SODOMY IS NOT OKAY! EFFEMINACY IS NOT OKAY! MANLY WOMEN ARE ABOMINATIONS UNTO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST! THEY WILL NOT SEE THE PEARLY GATES INTO ETERNAL PARADISE! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Next time, look forward to Anglicanism Debunked, and then Lutheranism Debunked! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 23: Big Pharma

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

Psalm 118:8 says "It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man." Galatians 6:3 says "For if a man think himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself."

Big Pharma is a problem in this country. God hath ordained NATURAL REMEDIES, but now we have all of these opioids, SSRIs, cross-sex hormones, $1,000 Epipens, and all of this other overpriced profiteering by the AMA and the APA as shills for the FDA, the DEA, and the rest of the government! Little Jimmy thinks he's a girl, so they break out the puberty suppressors and horse estrogen pills! Bob gets laid off his job and feels a bit down, so he gets hopped up on Zoloft! Kids are riling up in class, so give them Ritalin! Martha has a headache, so they prescribe OxyContin to make more money! THIS IS SHEER WICKEDNESS AND MADNESS! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

So, this is a problem when mere man thinks he's better than Almighty God! The Almighty Lord of Creation who created the world in six literal days and rested on the seventh. We are ruining lives and turning people away from Christ with these pharmaceuticals that are insanely expensive since Big Pharma has lobbied the government and they don't allow competition in the marketplace. God created a plant that actually helps with pain and anxiety with FAR FEWER SIDE EFFECTS! IT'S CALLED CANNABIS! YET THE GOVERNMENT HAS DECLARED IT A SCHEDULE 1 DRUG SINCE MAN THINKS HE IS BETTER THAN GOD AND THAT PHARMACEUTICALS CAN WORK BETTER THAN GOD CREATED AND GOD ORDAINED REMEDIES! JEFF SESSIONS, A STOOGE OF SINFUL ADULTERER WICKED DONNY, THINKS HE KNOWS MORE THAN THE GIVER OF LIFE AND THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE! WE NEED TO GET RID OF THIS SINFUL BIG GOVERNMENT IDEOLOGY! HALLELUJAH! NO DEA, NO FDA, NO NSA, NO DHS, NO SINFUL DEEP STATE! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KIDS ARE BEING DULLED, MEN ARE DEVELOPING BREASTS AND WOMEN ARE DEVELOPING BODY AND FACIAL HAIR, ALCOHOL HAS RUINED TOO MANY LIVES, AND OPIOID USE IS RAMPANT AND SSRI SUICIDE PILLS ARE RUINING EVEN MORE LIVES! YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

WE NEED TO GET BACK TO TRUSTING IN THE LORD! OUR RIGHTEOUSNESS IS AS RAGS, AND WE NEED TO TRUST IN GOD AND BE WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB! QUIT TRUSTING IN EARTHLY WISDOM MADE BY WEAK AND FEEBLE MAN AND OPEN YOUR EYES AND MIND TO THE TRUTH! BROTHER, ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS THE LIGHTHOUSE IN YOUR LIFE AND THE LORD AND SAVIOR IN YOUR WICKED SINFUL HEART! DO IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! GET SAVED, I BEG OF YOU!!!! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie #sexist simplychristian.fandom.com

Sermon 14: False God

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

“Wherefore, my dearly beloved, flee from idolatry.”-1 Corinthians 10:14

“Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry.”-Colossians 3:5

“They that observe lying vanities forsake their own mercy.”-Jonah 2:8

”Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I am the LORD your God.”-Leviticus 19:4

Last Friday, sinful seductress Taylor Swift unleashed her wicked album “Lover” onto the public. I was at my local Target that day, and the deluxe edition albums in the display up front were being snatched by the second by misguided teenage girls and young women. I also believe I saw a weird hipster looking sodomite guy buy a copy. I’m going to post a more thorough analysis of this abomination unto the Lord on this site, but I wanted to focus on the most blasphemous song on the album, which is called “False God.”

This song denies the divinity of Christ! It promotes sexuality in such a blasphemous and heinous way!!! THIS IS A DISGUSTING DISGRACE!!! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The chorus says: But we might just get away with it / Religion's in your lips / Even if it's a false god / We'd still worship / We might just get away with it /The altar is my hips / Even if it's a false god /We'd still worship this love

What is this wicked heathen seductress saying? She wants to dupe this randy young man into worshipping at the altar of her body and in particular her succulent hips!!!!!!!!!! SHE THINKS HER HIPS ARE SUPERIOR TO THE LIVING GOD WHO ESTABLISHED ALL, SWIFT THINKS THAT HER WICKED HIPS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE KING OF KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS! THIS IS AN ABOMINABLE FARCE! ARE WEAK SAUCE SOUTHERN BAPTIST PARENTS LETTING THEIR YOUNG GIRLS LISTEN TO THIS SMUT?!!!! IT’S ATROCIUS! ARE THEIR PASTORS APPROVING OF THIS?!!!!!!! IT’S HERESY!

YEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

In the song, she also says: I know heaven's a thing/ I go there when you touch me, honey and also: They say the road gets hard and you get lost / When you’re led by blind faith, blind faith

IF YOU HAVE BLIND FAITH IN THE WICKED HARLOT TAYLOR SWIFT INSTEAD OF DURABLE AND TESTED FAITH IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, YOU WILL ENDURE ETERNAL HELLFIRE AND ROASTING FOREVER AND GNASHING THE TEETH AND AN UNQUENCHABLE THIRST FOR EVEN A DROP OF WATER! YOU WILL NOT HAVE IT BECAUSE YOU CHOSE ETERNAL SEPARATION FROM GOD WITH LUCIFER AND SWIFT INSTEAD OF TRUSTING THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND MAKING HIM YOUR PERSONAL LORD AND SAVIOR! IF YOU HAVEN’T ACCEPTED HIM YET, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!!! DO IT NOW!!!! God’s people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 11: Keepeth Not the Law
By Rev. William H. Grimes
Let's start with Romans 7:6. It says But now we are delivered from the law, that being dead wherein we were held; that we should serve in newness of spirit, and not in the oldness of the letter." What does that mean? We have been renewed in Christ Jesus and we are not to keep the law! Gentiles are not to keep the law, plain and simple!
There's this group out there now, a Protestant group called the "Messianic Jews." First of al, these "Jews" in the modern era are not of the line of the chosen people of God! Even according to the Jewish Encyclopedia, 95% of modern Jews are in fact non-Semitic Gentiles! Modern-day Israel is a sham of the Zionists who are out there pushing all of these lies! IF IT WERE NOT FOR THESE COUNTERFEIT "JEWS," WE WOULD NOT HAVE $20 TRILLION IN DEBT IN THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE WE WOULD NOT HAVE THE MONEY MACHINE KNOWN AS THE FEDERAL RESERVE SEVERELY INFLATING OUR CURRENCY! EVER WONDER WHY GRANDPAPPY HAD TO PAY A NICKEL FOR A CANDY BAR AND NOW YOU GOTTA PAY OVER A DOLLAR FOR THE SAME THING! THESE IMPOSTORS PRETENDING TO BE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF GOD ARE WHY! THE BIBLE SAID THAT THOSE WHO ACCEPT CHRIST ARE THE NEW ISRAEL, AND THESE PHONIES HAVE NOT ACCEPTED CHRIST SO THEY ARE UNHOLY AND WORSHIPING A FALSE GOD! SOME SAY THEIR GOD OR ALLAH IS THE SAME AS THE GOD OF THE BIBLE, BUT THIS IS SIMPLY UNTRUE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HALLELUJAH!
So, what about these "Messianic Jews?" They claim to have accepted Christ, but they don't even refer to Jesus Christ! They talk about "Yeshua!" Is that another one of their false idols?! Jesus Christ never said to celebrate "Chanukah" or "Passover" or "Yom Kippur!" Those are as godly as papist holidays like "Christmas" and "Easter!" So, why are these fake Christians pretending to love Christ but also keep the law as fake Jews? THEY WANT TO SEND YOU TO HELL! SO, REJECT THIS UNGODLY UNBIBLICAL NON-CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT, WORSHIP ON THE LORD'S DAY OF SUNDAY INSTEAD OF THE SABBATH, AND STOP KEEPING KOSHER! IT IS VAIN IN THE EYES OF THE LIVING GOD! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes, “Sermon 10” #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Sermon 10: ME!

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

“This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God.”- 2 Thessalonians 3:1-4

There’s this new song out there, aptly called “ME!” It’s by the wicked harlot Taylor Swift and sodomite Brandon Urie of “Panic at the Disco” fame. The song is Swift and Urie boasting that one will never find another like them, “you’ll never find another like ME!!!!!” How wicked! Such arrogance and narcissism that is absolutely abominable in the sight of the Living God!!!!! SUCH IS AN ABSOLUTELY WRETCHED ABOMINATION UNTO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! MERE MAN IS NOT SO GREAT TO BE UTTERLY UNIQUE! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the lyrics is “you can’t spell awesome without me!” This is vanity and ungodly reprehensible tackiness if I’ve ever heard it. Why does Urie insist upon worshiping himself instead of Christ?! He’d probably be engaging in bedroom conduct with Swift as well if it wasn’t clear that he is a sodomite! Taylor Swift is a sodomite but she’s a bisexual woman who’s engaged in sinful conduct such as lesbianism with Karlie Kloss and that other pompous woman who cannot wear modest apparel as the Apostle Paul said!

Apparently Swift also decided to become a drag king for this video!!!! SHE WAS WEARING A SUIT AND TIE AND WAS HAVING SLICKED BACK SHORT HAIR! DEUTERONOMY 22:5 SAITH NO WOMAN SHALT WEAR THE GARMENT OF A MAN! THAT IS ABOMINABLE IN THE SIGHT OF THE LIVING GOD!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Look, this filth is infiltrating the minds of the masses! This music video broke the record number of views in the first 24 hours on YouTube! No more! We need to just listen to good old fashioned Baptist hymns and reject pop music and rap and country and western and rock and roll!!!!!! IT IS ABSOLUTELY VILE SEWAGE AND DOES NOT HELP YOU GET RIGHT WITH ALMIGHTY GOD! God’s people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie #conspiracy simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 12: Biblical Entertainment
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Titus 2:12: “ Training us to renounce ungodliness and worldly passions, and to live self-controlled, upright, and godly lives in the present age.”
Pastor Steven has done a lot of good work exposing the extreme licentiousness and wickedness in these foreign cartoons that have enthralled so much of the youth in America today. I wanted to add one more thing to his exposé and that relates to this “Luce” mascot the Vatican has pushed out to try to attract youth back to their dead sinful institution. It is an abomination in this foreign cartoon style and is a symbol of Lucifer hence the “Luce” title, this is the sinful satanic papists hiding their true colors in plain sight! HOW CAN THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS? “CHRISTIANS” WHO DON’T KNOW BETTER THAN TO CONDONE THESE FALSE RELIGIONS! WE NEED TO BRING THE TRUTH TO EVERY SOUL!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
What’s with “Christian” entertainment? Trying to be like the world! The only alternative we have to these sinful foreign cartoons for kids is something like VeggieTales which has zero gospel message and only presents Old Testament stories like grand myths without any proper context to the story of salvation! Kids who grow up watching these exit out of the faith because there’s no real message!
If you want to have biblically based entertainment, do what other shows have done like “God’s Not Dead” and promote a consistent message that’s in line with scripture! Dare to be different from the world and to present the case of the Gospel! The true saving Gospel of Christ is how you get people saved, not trying to BLEND IN with the world like “LuceFER” or “VeggieTales” or any of this other garbage! SO WHEN YOU MAKE ENTERTAINMENT, DARE TO DISPLAY THE TRUE SAVING GRACE OF CHRIST AND MAKE SURE IT IS SUBSTANTIVE, LEADING TO SALVATION OF SOULS! God’s people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie simplychristian.referata.com

Sermon 5: Growing the Church

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

Proverbs 11:30 "The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life; and he that winneth souls is wise."

Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost"

Mark 16:15 "And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature."

I've been focused on growing my local church, and I am proud of the work Bro. Steven has done with this new site. He is leading many souls to Christ with his phenomenal preaching on this site. Today, I seek mainly to provide encouragement in the soul winning going on here and the blessed work the Lord is doing with Bro. Steven and Bro. JD and this site.

It's a shame "Bro." James is apostate now, but we have won far more souls so we cannot let the rift he caused in the body of Christ to affect us too much.

If we do not preach the Gospel to every creature, PEOPLE WILL FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO OCCUPY THAT GOD-SIZED HOLE IN THEIR SOULS!!! SOME ARE TEMPTED BY THE FEMME FATALE WICKED ENCHANTRESS TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!! SHE IS TEMPTING MEN WITH HER SOUL CRUSHING LOOKS AND WICKED FAKE BREASTS AND SHE BRAZENLY SHOWS OFF HER LEGS!!!!!! THIS CANNOT STAND! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Some others choose wicked video games like Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat and Banjo-Kazooie, and yet others turn to alcohol and prescription drugs and non-medical cannabis! We need to PRAY for these lost souls that they may find Christ!

The Bible says Christians will have many mockers in the last days, and an entire site is dedicated to mocking people, including us, who will stand against liberalism proudly! The Jewish sodomite controlled media will not tell you the truth, so WE have to answer the call from the Living God to PREACH the Word! I may be a mostly distant overseer of this new site, but I trust Bro. Steven will bring many souls to Christ!!!! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

I TRULY BELIEVE WE ARE LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS, SO WE HAVE TO SAVE AS MANY SOULS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE OUR LORD RETURNS! NO CATHOLICISM, NO ORTHODOXY, NO PAPIST-LITE PROTESTANTISM, NO INFANT BAPTISM, NO "REAL PRESENCE," NO HERESY, NO FAKE PAPIST BIBLES, ONLY THE KJV! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ERROR BECAUSE SO MANY ETERNAL SOULS ARE AT STAKE! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Sermon 26: Safety in the Church
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Luke 22:36 says "Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a wallet, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
Recently, the "March for Our Lives" Soros funded rally happened. They want to take away our God given right to defend ourselves, our families, and our congregations with the means of firearms. Even liberals in the Episcopal "Church" have been getting involved with this movement. Episcopalians don't want their congregants to be safe anyway, since they may object to guns but don't object to grown 6'4 men in drag using the same bathroom as little Susie and her mom. THIS IS A CONTRADICTION AND AN ABOMINATION UNTO THE LORD! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD! YOUUUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Former Supreme Court justice John Paul Stevens, the quintessential RINO, wants to go even beyond liberal atheist Kyle Kullinski and his far-left buddies and he wants to BAN ALL GUNS!!!!!!!!!! IF ALL GUNS ARE BANNED AND THE SECOND AMENDMENT IS REPEALED, WILL THE CRIMINALS SUDDENLY START OBEYING THE LAW AND GET RID OF THEIR GUNS TOO? WHO TOOK THE GUNS AWAY?! HITLER! YET THE LIBERALS CLAIM THEY ARE ANTI-FASCISTS! ANTIFA IS THE REAL NEO-NAZI PARTY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
WE NEED TO RECLAIM OUR GODLY HERITAGE AND OUR LIBERTY LOVING AMERICA OF YESTERYEAR SO THAT WE CAN JUST DEFEND OURSELVES AGAINST ALL THREATS! NO GUN CONIFSCATION, NO GUN BUYBACKS, NO UNIVERSAL BACKGROUND CHECKS, NO LIST, BECAUSE SUCH IS THE SEEDS OF A FASCIST DICTATORSHIP! STAY VIGILANT FELLOW CHRISTIANS! IF YOU HAVE YET TO ACCEPT CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR, DO SO NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT BEFORE YOU RUN OUT OF TIME! GOD CAN ONLY SAVE YOU WHILE YOU ARE ON THE EARTH! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 17: God and the Military
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Joshua 1:9: “Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage; be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the Lord thy God is with thee whithersoever thou goest.”
Psalm 108:12-13: “Give us help from trouble: for vain is the help of man. Through God we shall do valiantly: for he it is that shall tread down our enemies.”
Since the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, our military has been going down the direction of accepting perversion, witchcraft, sodomy, and immorality. Letting sodomites serve along godly men in our military will lead to its downfall.
First of all, women really shouldn’t be in the military except possibly for purposes of first aid and some other similar feminine duties. However, since we seem so intent on letting women serve, why is the Pentagon now letting men who are mentally deluded enough to think they’re women sleep in the barracks with women? For all of his many faults, Wicked Donny actually had it right in this case. These pedophiles and molesters and mentally ill freaks shouldn’t be allowed to sleep, shower, or do anything of the sort with women who have been deluded with enough feminist propaganda to try to do a man’s job!!!!! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
So, women, sodomites, transvestites, and the mentally ill are all National security risks! If we don’t heed God’s commandments, our military will succumb to another, whether it be Russia, North Korea, China, or Iran! Don’t even mention the size and scope of the US military! Just remember what Gideon’s army did when faced with a much larger army! This is undeniable proof that if America doesn’t turn back from this wickedness and evil, there will be a day when we speak Russian or Mandarin or Korean!!!!!!!!!!!
SO, TURN BACK TO THE LIVING GOD AND BAN WOMEN, SODOMITES, TRANSVESTITES, PERVERTS, NON-CHRISTIANS, AND OTHER DEGENERATES FROM MILITARY SERVICE!!!! WE HAVE TO STOP THIS NOW, OR IT WILL NOT END UP WELL FOR THIS WICKED AND SINFUL APOSTATE NATION! WE MUST REJECT SATAN WHO IS THE UNHOLY WICKED FALSE GOD OF THIS AGE!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE HOMOS SLEEPING WITH GODLY MEN NOR MEN SLEEPING IN WOMEN’S BARRACKS THAT SHOULD HAVE NEVER EXISTED! Look to Romanism Debunked, which will be released soon! God’s people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 14: Not of the World
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Romans 12:2 says "And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God." I am taking a break from the "Debunked" series in order to provide a clear and necessary message.
Last Friday, sinful seductress Taylor Swift released her sixth wicked studio album called reputation. Liberal transvestite loving corporation Target heavily promoted it, as I saw in my local store on Friday. Wicked sinful picture books that are full of pornographic images were being sold as well as immodest clothing promoting the evil pop star. These wicked things were gobbled up by those who are secular, including the "Christians" who are Roman Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, Mainline Protestants, or weak sauce "Evangelicals!" Probably some other wicked apostates like Jews, Muslims, and Mormons in there too! True Christians like Independent Fundamentalist Baptists find this sinful content repugnant and a direct violation of the Word! You cannot serve two masters! YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP GOD, OR YOU CAN ONLY WORSHIP TAYLOR SWIFT! Choose wisely, because your eternal fate depends upon it!
There is one song so egregious that Swift's mother left the room and her manager plugged his ears. Yes, it was that bad! The song is called "Dress" and the vile lyrics are as follows:
"All of this silence and patience, pining and anticipation My hands are shaking from holding back from you (ah, ah, ah) All of this silence and patience, pining and desperately waiting My hands are shaking from all this (ha, ha, ha, ha)
Say my name and everything just stops I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha) Carve your name into my bedpost Cause I don't want you like a best friend Only bought this dress so you could take it off, take it off (ha, ha, ha)"
So, what does this tell us about the morality of the sinful and wicked Swift? Romans 14:13-23 says " Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way. know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean. But if thy brother be grieved with thy meat, now walkest thou not charitably. Destroy not him with thy meat, for whom Christ died. Let not then your good be evil spoken of: For the kingdom of God is not meat and drink; but righteousness, and peace, and joy in the Holy Ghost. For he that in these things serveth Christ is acceptable to God, and approved of men. Let us therefore follow after the things which make for peace, and things wherewith one may edify another. For meat destroy not the work of God. All things indeed are pure; but it is evil for that man who eateth with offence. It is good neither to eat flesh, nor to drink wine, nor any thing whereby thy brother stumbleth, or is offended, or is made weak. Hast thou faith? have it to thyself before God. Happy is he that condemneth not himself in that thing which he alloweth. And he that doubteth is damned if he eat, because he eateth not of faith: for whatsoever is not of faith is sin."
That passage is clear as crystal, plain as day, but Swift heedeth not!!!!!! Matthew 4:7 says "Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." IF YOU BUY THIS ALBUM AND LISTEN TO IT, YOU ARE INDEED TEMPTING THE LORD THY GOD AS TAYLOR SWIFT TEMPTS WEAK AND FEEBLE MEN BY MAKING THEM TURN INTO VULTURES EAGER TO GET THEIR NEXT FIX OF SEXUAL IMMORALIITY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD!
Look, brothers in Christ, it is not worth eternal damnation! Sure, sex was the result of the fall as recorded in Genesis 3, but any sin can be overcome with meditative prayer and daily reading of the Word of God! Women might not be able to overcome their worldly fleshly desires, but MEN IN CHRIST OUGHT TO BE ABLE TO DO SO! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS SKIMPY DRESS IS IMMODEST, AND IT IS ONLY BOUGHT TO BE TAKEN OFF! IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS VILE ALBUM, YOU ARE BENT ON YOUR OWN DESTRUCTION AND WILL END UP IN THE LAKE OF FIRE UNLESS YOU GET THE ALBUM OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT AND TURN BEFORE YOU BURN YOURSELF! SWIFT IS QUITE IMMODEST AND YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY IF YOU DO NOT SAVE YOUR SOUL BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE! TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FLESHLY SINFUL BODY AND HER TRASHY LYRICS AND SEX OUTSIDE OF MARRIAGE ARE NOT WORTH ETERNAL HELLFIRE! ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT, BROTHER! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Sermon 25: Transgenderism Debunked Part III
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
Proverbs 12:22 "Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight."
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
I cannot believe I have to go out and do another sermon on this subject. It's such a huge issue, and I cannot even enjoy a nice dinner at Olive Garden without being subjected to this nonsense. When I was seated, this "waitress" came to take my order! It was quite clearly a man in drag! Even Stevie Wonder could see that this was no woman!!!!!! There were children here! This wasn't some gay bar or strip club or something, it was an eatery where FAMILIES WITH LITTLE CHILDREN want to dine and their innocent eyes should NEVER be subjected to such vile confusion and disgusting reprehensible sexual perversion! SUCH IS AN ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Look, people accuse me of being a bigot and insensitive when I talk about this subject. Liberals think that this is a civil rights issue on par with African American voting rights. Transsexuals can vote, own property, hold jobs, get health insurance thanks to Obamacare, and they can even pretend to be Christians within the framework of the Episcopal "Church" if they feel so compelled. I say the things that I say because I want these transsexuals to hear me out and listen to me. God can cure you. God is the Master Physician according to Exodus 15:26.
I never claimed to be a perfect person, which is why I was washed in the blood of the Lamb. Satan afflicted me with gender confusion in the past. Just like most everyone, I thought I was meant to be a woman, and I do believe Satan puts sexually perverse thoughts in the hearts of so many people. I gave into it all, crossdressing, perfume, and makeup, but then I realized that God Himself made me to be a great steward of His on this planet, which is when I gave up all this sinful perversion after much prayer, and I attended Bob Jones University so I could become a pastor to people who were in a similarly dark place to where I was years ago. If a wretched sinner like me can be saved from these demons, we don't need worldly psychologists and doctors to tell people to give into it and mutilate their flesh with life shortening and unnecessary medical procedures! That people are actually being cured by God of these demons alone is enough to debunk homosexuality and transgenderism! These thoughts still come into my head, just like an alcoholic wants one more beer, or a food addict wants just one more Big Mac. However, I cast them out with the power of prayer! As believers in the Gospel of Jesus Christ, we have to say NO TO SATAN AND RECLAIM OUR SOULS AND BANISH THE DEVIL BACK TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL!!! CAN I GET AN AMEN?! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
WE NEED TO STOMP THE DEVIL OUT, GET MEN TO BE MEN AND WOMEN TO BE WOMEN AGAIN, AND MAKE SURE THAT AS MANY SOULS AS POSSIBLE SEE HEAVEN'S PEARLY GATES! OPRAH SAID THAT YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE "YOUR" TRUTH! WE NEED TO GET PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH, AND GET BACK INTO THE WORD OF GOD! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 16: Transgenderism Debunked Part II
By The Rev. William H. Grimes
1 Corinthians 11:14–15 says "Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering." 1 Corinthians 6:19–20 says "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God’s." Leviticus 18:22 says "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
I decided to bring this topic back up because certain liberals on sites such as Irrationalwiki decided to go ahead and try to refute hard biological realities with feelings. For you men out there: do you know what it feels like to be a woman? Women, do you know what it feels like to be a man? I'm not talking about hermaphrodites here, because that is a medical condition someone is born with just like babies can be born with heart defects or anything else. Transgenderism is purely psychological, and does not involve anything hermaphroditic.
The average lifespan in the United States is 77, while the average transgendered person lives to the ripe old age of 35. "Transitioning" as they call it today is incredibly hard on the body, and solves absolutely nothing. Gender dysphoria is a disease of the mind, not of the body. What about transabled and transracial? Where are their special rights? Are we gonna start prescribing amputations of perfectly functional arms and legs next? What about bleaching your skin like Michael Jackson and getting plastic surgery like he did as well? Liberals are too dumb to see where their suspension of logic and reason is heading! IT IS HEADED TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS NATION IDENTIFYING AS TRANS-WHATEVER OR NON-BINARY OR AGENDER OR WHATEVEROTHERGENDERITIS THEY WANT TO CALL IT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Men must use the men's bathroom and women the women's rooms! We cannot favor mental illness over the safety of our women and children! Liberals have lobbied all the psychological institutions to where the only prescribed treatment for the real mental illness of gender dysphoria is so-called "transitioning!" IF YOU PRESCRIBE THIS TO CHILDREN, YOU ARE COMMITTING CHILD ABUSE! WELL GLORY!!!!!!!
WE CANNOT KEEP ON IN THIS SINFUL PATH! WE CANNOT ENABLE SIN AND MENTAL ILLNESS, LEST WESTERN CIVILIZATION FALL AND THE WORLD COMES UNDER GLOBAL CALIPHATE! TRANSWHATEVERS CANNOT LET THE GREAT JUDEO-CHRISTIAN VALUES ERODE TO NOTHING BUT UNIVERSALISM AND MORAL RELATIVISM AND SECULAR HUMANISM! WE ARE LETTING THESE MENTALLY ILL PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM GENDER DYSPHORIA GO INTO EARLY GRAVES WITH CROSS-SEX HORMONES! USE XANAX, ZOLOFT, PIMOZIDE, THORAZINE, BUT NO HORMONES!!!!!!!! WE NEED TO HELP THE MENTALLY ILL GET TO RIGHT RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD NOW! Next week, I'll discuss Romanism Debunked! God's people said AMEN!

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Sermon 22: God is Not the Author of Confusion

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

1 Corinthians 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

So, with all of this mass media these days, we have a problem. Boys who identify themselves as girls are able to ogle at the girls in the girls' shower in high school. Imagine how the movie "Porky's" would've went if this modern wicked sinful gender ideology was around back then. McDonald's is pumping kids full of growth hormones and this is why there's all of this rampant adolescent perversion! Victoria's Secret outlets are all around this nation, and these barely clothed women are there for kids to see! Yet we wonder why these kids these days don't know what's going on!

If it wasn't for adults meddling into the kids' affairs, they would know with absolute certainty whether they are a boy or a girl. It's quite, simple really! They would know that two mommies and two daddies doesn't make sense because it is unnatural! It is as universal as gravity! You throw a ball, and the ball hits the ground! Real, natural science!

Liberals like to claim that they are true believers in science! Yet they believe in pseudoscientific nonsense like Darwinism, Transgenderism, Veganism, Vegetarianism, Homosexuality, Moral Relativism, and Abortion! THESE ARE ALL STRAIGHT FROM THE PIT OF HELL FROM THE WICKED SATAN! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF THE LIVING GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEN ARE WOMEN, WOMEN ARE MEN, LITTLE BILLY HAS TWO DADDIES, LITTLE CLARISSA HAS TWO MOMMIES, DYKES ARE "NON-BINARY," TAYLOR SWIFT IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL, SOCIALISM LEADS TO PROSPERITY, BERNIE SANDERS IS A GOOD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, GRABBING WOMEN'S GENITALS IS PRESIDENTIAL BEHAVIOR, COURTSHIP IS RAPE, FEMINAZISM LEADS TO A HEALTHY BIRTH RATE, MEN WEARING MAKEEUP AND LIP GLOSS AND EYE LINER IS MASCULINE, MCDONALD'S IS FOOD, EPISCOPALIANS ARE CHRISTIANS, DRINKING ALCOHOL AND URINATING OUTSIDE IS ADULT BEHAVIOR, VIDEO GAMES LEAD TO INTELLIGENCE, COLLEGE IS A GOOD INVESTMENT, CREDIT CARDS ARE A SMART FINANCIAL TOOL, ET CETERA ET CETERA ET CETERA! WE ARE ALL CONFUSED AS ALL GET OUT AND WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE HOLY WORD OF GOD TO GET OUT HEADS OUT OF OUR COLLECTIVE POSTERIORS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET YOUR NOSES OUT OF FIFTY SHADES OF WHATEVER AND BACK INTO THE WORD OF GOD! THIS IS ALL! God's people said AMEN

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Daniel Roem (often incorrectly referred to as "Danica" by the lamestream media) is a far-left Democrat Party supporter who lied his way to a seat in the Virginia House of Delegates. On November 7, 2017, the people of Virginia's 13th District were either duped or readily voted for a man who is dressed like a woman to represent them in their state legislature. Either way, this is a sign of severe mental deficiency on the part of those living in this district.

Roem is ready to push homosexual and transsexual "rights" in the State of Virginia, even though the Papist dominated Supreme Court gave them their sinful "marriages" and Kenyan national Barry Soetoro and RINO Donald Trump have already given them more "rights" than they deserve. They already had a right to marry someone of the opposite sex, to work, to rent, and all of that just like any other American, but people like Roem have been particularly insistent upon pushing their perversions on hardworking everyday true Christian Americans. ELCA Lutherans, Episcopalians, and other no-doctrine "Christians" have even championed this mentally ill sexual deviant taking office, in effect spitting on the cross Christ died for them on while claiming to believe in the Gospel.

"And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh. Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?"- Matthew 24:39-45

"Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come." - Matthew 24:42

"This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God; Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away."- 2 Timothy 3

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie #transphobia conservatism.referata.com

Bradley Edward Manning (often incorrectly referred to as Chelsea Elizabeth Manning against the will of the Lord Jesus Christ) is a far-left kook and traitor to the United States. Manning jeopardized United States national security as a sergeant in the military, and is also likely a double agent sent from the Kremlin. Manning is now considering a run for the United States Senate in Maryland, where he will surely lose if the identity politics embracing left decides to nominate him instead of the safe liberal incumbent without the baggage of being a traitor, double agent, and mentally ill sexual deviant.

Manning was sentenced to a long prison sentence for his heinous misdeeds, where he was commuted of it by former "president" Barry Soetoro of Kenya conveniently right before successor Donald Trump took office. This was probably done because he is a so-called "transgender" individual who lives in drag outside of a stage persona, therefore in a state of denial about his God given gender and sexuality as he is indeed an effeminate sodomite who has not had proper Biblical truth exposed to him in a convincing way.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie ntbc.referata.com

Michael Soetoro (often incorrectly referred to as Michelle Obama) is former "president" Barry Soetoro's "life partner" who the liberal media often referred to as the "First Lady" despite his being male.

Barry Soetoro, better known by his pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is the second open homosexual to hold the office of President of the United States, after James Buchanan. This is despite the fact that Barry Soetoro was born in Kenya to a Kenyan father and American mother, thus making him ineligible for holding the office of President of the United States.

Soetoro "married" his life partner Barry in 1992. This was legally invalid because this "marriage" occurred well before Illinois recognized same-sex civil unions in 2011 and "marriages" in 2014.

Soetoro made his goal as "First Lady" of the United States to take away choices from students and parents when it came to school lunches. By doing this, kids were forced to eat unappetizing cardboard school "lunches" that were devoid of both taste and nutrition. Some school districts even cracked down on homemade school lunches because they contained too much sugar, especially if sodas were present. This was likely done to decrease school performance in well performing districts to justify the federal overreach into the school curriculum via the Common Core monstrosity. He also introduced "exercise programs" in schools to wear kids out since they were fueled on next to no calories, and this would deteriorate academic performance even more drastically.

Soetoro was likely highly influential in causing his life partner Barry to sign unconstitutional executive orders asserting transsexual "rights" in public schools and otherwise, because Barry himself has been involved romantically and sexually with a transsexual himself. Both Michael and Barry reject the lordship of Jesus Christ in a particularly boastful way.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie conservatism.referata.com

Taylor Swift
Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989) is a liberal seductress/harlot/nominal Episcopalian degenerate who supports same-sex "marriage" and rejects the lordship of Jesus Christ.

Swift was born in Reading, Pennsylvania, moved to Wyomissing, to a stockbroker and a stay-at-home mom. Swift moved to Nashville as a young teenager to seek entry into the occult.

The Cult of Taylor Swift
The Cult of Taylor Swift is a false religion reaching its way across the United States of America and the rest of the Western world. It is based on the presumption that the acceptable moral teachings are against the Lord Jesus Christ and for pornography, lust, fornication, paganism, self love, drunkenness, and also rejection of Biblical truths and sound Scriptural doctrine. Taylor Swift is the evil demonic agent responsible for this utterly atrocious exercise of feminism and socialism.

History
The end of morality of America was birthed on December 13, 1989, and this began the irreversible trend of utter moral decay and decadence in the United States of America. Taylor Swift, cult extraordinaire, would begin to sweep up the same sheep who buy iPhones, iPods, iPads, and other similar liberal products.

Central Beliefs
A tolerance of homosexuality, alcohol use, immorality, self love, and a rejection of the truths of Protestant Christianity are the central beliefs of the ideology fueling the Cult of Taylor Swift. Christianity is the source of morals for Western society, and the complete erosion of these are the necessary jumpstart the Cult needs to start its evil. Swift was raised in the Roman Catholic Church which staunchly promotes Roman paganism including worship of the Saints and of the Virgin Mary under the guise of Christianity.

The Rev. William H. Grimes #fundie simplychristian.shoutwiki.com

Sermon 5: Eating Well

“Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of God.”- 1 Corinthians 10:31
Pastor Steven is currently ministering to an elderly person, so I’m filling in for this sermon. Remember him in your prayers and I trust that he’s been providing rock solid Bible preaching. As a senior pastor of a local Bible believing Baptist church and overseer of this ministry, I think this is a topic that is overlooked. Sure, God says that what comes from your mouth is more defiling than what goes into it, but your body is still the temple of God! You don’t need to disrespect it! TREAT YOUR BODY RIGHT! NO PRINGLES, NO CHEETOS, NO OREOS, NO TV DINNERS, EAT REAL FOOD AND NOT PROCESSED WALMART AND KROGER TRASH!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Your body deserves better than that! Learn to cook! Make good home cooked meals every night for your family!!! Buy organic foods at your local co-op! Eat better for your own sake and the sake of God! Plenty of people these days don’t know what a vegetable is and RINO President Reagan thought that ketchup and pizza sauce were vegetables!!!!! Eat real organic tomatoes , carrots, green beans, and lay off the French fries and onion rings! You wonder why America has gotten so weak and fat and lazy and full of heart disease and diabetes? SUGAR AND SATURATED FAT AND TRANS FATS REIGN SUPREME! WOULD YOU FEED CHRIST HIMSELF BURGER KING WHOPPERS AND ONION RINGS AND CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE?!!!!!!!!!! NO?!!!!!! THEN TREAT YOUR BODY AS YOU WOULD CHRIST AS HE LIVES WITHIN YOU!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Eat well and make sure to drink WATER instead of soda, juice, tea, coffee, energy drinks, sports drinks, or God forbid alcohol! Don’t drink your calories! Make sure you have a healthy exercise regimen! If you don’t do all these things, you’re disrespecting the Lord and telling Him that He doesn’t matter!!!! God’s people said AMEN!

Steven R. #fundie simplychristian.fandom.com

Sermon 12: Ordination

By Bro. Steven R.

“Let the elders that rule well be counted worthy of double honour, especially they who labour in the word and doctrine.“ -1 Timothy 5:17

First of all, I would like to address the concerns that some people have about the missing content from the old Referata site. We moved to this site from Referata due to recent technical difficulties and a few hacking attempts rendering the site to be borderline unusable. I have to import the articles one by one, and I’m slowly making this effort. With the grace of the Lord on my side, may I eventually move the articles so readers can have a full and rich and usable SimplyChristian experience.

After much thought, prayers, and consideration, our ministry team decided that the SimplyChristian project would benefit from a full time pastoral presence. The Rev. William H. Grimes, formerly the pastor of the New Testament Baptist Church site and currently serving as the pastor of a local physical church in our area, has been serving as the part time overseer of this ministry. He’s also contributed sermons occasionally as a guest preacher on this site. While he will continue to occasionally guest preach, we both believe it is time for the site to have a full time pastor. Therefore, I announce that I am currently seeking ordination to become a pastor and oversee this ministry myself. As its most active participant, this is the most logical course of action. So, I thought I’d take a bit of time to discuss what the Bible says about ordination.

Looking at 1 Timothy 5:17, a good candidate for ordination should labor in the Word and be a hearer and doer of the Word. Many Baptist churches tend to have strict standards when it comes to ordination, and this is a good thing. This is why many startup churches have brothers preaching with a part time overseer involved until there can be a full time pastor present. People in the church need to hear the Word but also need access to the wealth of knowledge and spiritual soundness that an ordained pastor can provide. A pastor need not be single. If he is married, he should have but one wife. It’s important that they not engage in frivolous acts, particularly egregious acts, acts in public, or use artificial birth control or condoms or whatever else is out there. They shall surely not get an abortion as the Lord saith “thou shalt not kill.” However, many stewards of the Lord remain single and celibate. This is the preferred state of being according to 1 Corinthians 7, but marriage is an option should celibacy not be viable. It’s better to marry than to burn, as the Apostle Paul says.

Learning and educational experiences are important for a good ordination candidate, but not learning from secular universities or something like that. If a potential ordination candidate has a bachelors degree from a secular university they absolutely should have a graduate degree from a good solid Bible believing college like Bob Jones University or Liberty University. Liberal Bible colleges that teach evolution and other heresies and allow drinking and smoking shouldn’t be allowed.

When I was in college, a buddy of mine from youth group ended up doing his bachelors in a liberal Bible college called Calvin College. Apparently he spent his nights playing a liberal wicked video game that had just come out called Perfect Dark and it was on the Nintendo 64. This was before Halo and Call of Duty and all that had come out, so this was a very gory and violent game for the time that involved sci-fi themes and multiplayer with violent death matches which was so inappropriate for a liberal Bible college to allow. The point is, it’s important where your potential pastor got his education, as corruption can get anywhere if leniency and flak is allowed.

I plan on continuing this discussion in the next sermon by talking about what a pastor should be. I will also talk more about Bible colleges and education in a future sermon. Please pray for me as I continue the ordination process.

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