There’s really nothing I can say to this.
These are like people who tread in some dog shit by mistake, then instead of cleaning it off with a twig or something, they go and find a sewage works and dive headfirst into all the raw sewage and challenge their friends re: who can touch the bottom of the shit-tank first. That’s the only analogy I can think of.
Oh yes and the other one really is fucking a My Little Pony doll, let’s hope he sticks with that. Maybe he could retro-fit it with an artificial vagina? (I’m sounding like the incels now.)