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CG/Rav Mortichai #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

(Donald Trump) is a blowhard pathological liar sociopath whiny trust fund baby spoiled brat in an ugly old cheesy orange spray tanned whoremonger’s body.

In the words of a German-born American harmonica player who occasionally dabbled in acting, “Welcome the party, pal!” We knew that shit when he was shilling for pizza in the '90's.

Prince was one of the greatest musicians ever.

Meh, subjective. He was talented, no doubt about it, but Sinead made Nothing Compares 2 U her own, The Bangles owned i]Manic Monday, and personally, I was more of a Bowie fan, if anything.

He was a gift and God was with him.

You and God need to read the album liners. He wrote songs about cunnilingus. When Doves Cry could have easily been titled Fucking: The Song.

Taken out by a jew.

Eat a beach of dicks.

Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

@Timjer #219843

True, the denizens of Hell have suffered plenty - torture, pain, John Denver Christmas specials, on top of the annual exterminations - so I thought maybe the smell of cooking bacon would cheer them up. Everyone loves the smell of bacon, and Donald is 80% bacon, packaged by volume.

Medeea Greere #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Right, it was AOC and the Democrats who forced Elmo to go full-Nazi. Those dastardly, puppet-mastering Democrats.

And if you're tired of hearing George Soros’ name everytime something awful happens, then your options are to either stop using him as a whipping boy for every little stub of your toe, or invent a new boogeyman. Steve Wozniak. There, I just came up with another rich guy you know nothing about for you to blame everything on. Steve Wozniak is now the Nefarious Overlord of the Earth, may his shadow touch all things, may his banner cover the world, may his foes tremble under his sight. Steve Wozniak. You're welcome.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia

Hillbilly Carl took some sketchy pills he got out of a vending machine and hallucinated 1984: A David Duke Production. At least that's my takeaway from this artistic abortion.

Donald Trump #crackpot #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Dear Donald:

I have no words. “Go fuck yourself” seems too weak a response to this shit. “Go to hell,” likewise, falls far short of fully expressing the vitriol and disdain I and all sane-minded people have for you. So all I can say is, “keep chugging those cheeseberders, you fat-headed, mealy-mouthed stub-fingered sack of quasi-masticated buffalo shit; each one you down is just a quarter-pound closer to your ticker popping a clog, and then we all fucking win.”

LOTHORIANMAGICK™ Old World Witchery Shop©! #magick #mammon

Anonymous #sexist

@JeanP #219543

All part of the conspiracy led by the Axis of Basic Human Decency: Big Sanity, Big Morality, and Big Fuck All Pedos With A Flaming Chainsaw Made Of Moderately Irate Aliens From The Critters Franchise.

Qrayon BoQs #racist #fundie

Qrayon

So named, no doubt, after the qollection of Qrayola's qrammed up their nose as a child, until their qranium lacked any further aqomodations for qognitive qontents.

(I apologize if spelling it all that way gave anyone a headaqe.)

Anonymous #sexist

Guys, I'm staring and concentrating at the screen as hard as I can; how do I know if I've managed to psychically blow this sick fucker's head open, Scanners-style?

Liz Wheeler #wingnut

Given that Cheetolini has threatened to annex my country and turn us into a vassal slave-farm, I do believe I will side with good. Which is, as usual, the side that tells you and yours to kindly bend yourselves over backwards and fuck yourselves with your own skulls. Because one way or another, your skull is going up your ass, and this way, at least it'll be your choice.

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“All these minority groups that claim that straight, Christian, white men were bad to them are clearly being manipulated by Commies! I wouldn't be surprised if Karl Marx himself used a time machine to go back, disguise himself as every bad white man in history, and false flag all this shit! Every single captain of every single slave ship? Marx in a mask! Every single plantation owner? Marx in a mask! Every single Nazi guard at every single work, concentration and death camp? Marx in a mask!
The truth is, we white men are just cuddly little teddy bears who would never hurt anyone, and we fart cinnamon scented glitter and belch rainbows and kittens and it's just not fair we're being blamed for things that Time Lord Karl Marx obviously did! If only the wimmens would stop trying to control their own lives, if the coloureds would only go back to work in the fields, the homos would admit they deserve to die horribly and take care of that for us, and if the Jews would only…no, wait, we'll do that one, we'll enjoy it more. The point is, we know what's best for everyone, and they should just do as we want because blah blah blah seriously fuck me with a shoe what a fucking hateful jackass pigfucker I am.”

DionysusSabazios,2cor2_1 #fundie #homophobia #transphobia

Is the next image in this series one of the Christians sweeping through the crowds of nonbelievers with machetes, hacking them to bloody chunks while Buddy Christ gives a tacit thumbs up from the heavens?

Vriler Palpatine #racist #magick #crackpot

Aw fuck it all, did I wake up in the 40K universe today?

Again?

various commenters #transphobia

“First the people who hate me, came for another group of people they hate whom I also hate, and I, for a moment, forgot that I was just a little further down the list. And that made me happy, because I naively thought that the groups ahead of me would satiate the haters lust for extermination and control. I shall have to remember to put on the shocked Pikachu face when they get back around to rounding my kind up.”

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #racist #homophobia #transphobia

Is the insinuation here that the Trump administration and/or Musk will punish antisemitic, anti-immigrant homophobes?

Because, spoiler alert, they’re more likely to make you Secretary of Mindless Bigotry or head of the Department of Window Licking or something.

PoisonDartPepe #racist #conspiracy

Five years later, any minute now, right?

I mean, yeah, Trump is 100% against America, congratulations for getting one thing right at long fucking last. But the rest of it? Trump serves only two masters - his porcelain ego, and his GRU handlers.

Tommy Truthful #magick #ufo #quack #conspiracy

Mr.T #homophobia #fundie

Motherfucker went and tried to besmirch the good name of one Mister Laurence Tureaud. As someone who idolized Mister T. as a kid, to the point where I credit him with giving me the courage to endure multiple hospital stays, my anger is indescribable.

Also, who the fuck is this guy to determine that gay people are somehow of “less value” than straights? Put Freddy Mercury next to Jason Derulo, tell me which one matters more to culture.

Medeea Greere #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Oh yeah? Well Michelle Trachtenberg was gonna write two books about the Satanic pedophilic cannibals that run the hat industry or whatever! And Roberta Flack snuck the secrets of the Cabal into her song lyrics! And my grandma was gonna put together an expose in the form of a saucy puppet show! In fact, everybody who ever died, ever, was really just about to expose the Nefarious Overlords! Nobody ever *just* dies! We’re all immortal, so long as we play along like we don’t see the invisible purple lizard people!

Goat-fucking ghouls, the lot of them.

Chris R. #ableist #conspiracy

Logan B #crackpot #racist #quack #ufo #mammon #conspiracy

If Donald Trump claimed to be the inventor of magical health beds, the majority of the world would think Elon was spiking Don's benzo stash with battery acid in a mad bid to claim the White House. If RFK, Jr took the credit, the majority of the world would chalk it up to the brain worm eating the bits of his grey matter that anchor him to the real world. One is a habitual liar, the other is out of his goddamned mind, and neither are even remotely reputable.

David Icke #wingnut #conspiracy

Candace Owens #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #218762

She married a man who refuses to kiss Der Drumpfkopf's arse, which naturally means she's really a man, according to Candy.

David Icke #wingnut #conspiracy

@TatersForever5481 #218758

I didn't forget them, I did my own research and learned that antifa is really just a hologram of people angry at LEGO-Trump, unicorns and dragons secretly live on the 103rd floor of the Chrystler building, and the moon is really just a very large cake in disguise. It's kinda obvious you think about it all, really.

Pfft, Icky-poo believes that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are REAL people? Obviously they're life-sized LEGO constructs created by the Danish shadow empire and covered in old suitcase upholstery in order to fool the masses into I can't think of anything appropriately stupid right now but trust me the reason is shoe-chewing dumb.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist

Shit, I'd have torched Dr. Jim-Bob, too. If you're going to hold a fucking symposium, dress for the part, and not like you're just cosplaying as a sociologist in between ho-downs.

Ariel (Prolotario1) #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #conspiracy #mammon

“Whatever shall you do when you wake up and the totally real Jetsons-future I'm screaming about doesn't come to pass yet again!”

I dunno, whatever I did the last 15,941.25 times it happened.

Sadanand Dhume #crackpot #dunning-kruger #elitist #pratt #psycho #racist

“We did this horrible thing in the past, why can't we do it again!?”

Because hopefully we've learned some sort of lesson from history, asshole! Jesus fuck!

C.T. #racist

Lauren Boebert #wingnut

In the words of a certain insectile invader, your proposal is acceptable.

Besides, if we put his face on Mount Rushmore, where are we gonna put the rest of him? Or do we just scatter him all over whichever Dakota that is, I dunno American geography.

Genevieve Gluck #transphobia

“It must be true, I saw it on various porn sites! And webpages for sex shops! And in tags on AO3! And if we keep screaming that it's just a fetish, it'll become true!”

Also, I could make a joke about the OP's last name being an obscene onomatopoeia, but I'm way too classy for that.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

“Yaaaay! People will die from easily preventable diseases again! We'll party like it's 1499!”
- this bitch.

The Sirians via V. D. Shadar #ufo #magick #conspiracy

How does a planet have no cold water? Are the oceans only three inches deep and located entirely around the equator?

Harry Matadeen #quack #crackpot #mammon

It is literally the stuff your kidneys filter out of your blood. Medications, alcohol, drugs, things like that, stuff the human body cannot process. It is literally the excess minerals and vitamins we have to purge from our bodies because too high a concentration can be lethal so our bodies take what they need and literally piss the rest out. It is literally toxic fucking waste.

Newsploy #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Ackshoowillee, NFL stands for “Nuns Flogging Llamas.” It's so obvious that the entire sport of American football was created to hide the nefarious cadre of wimple-wearing ungulate-whippers that really control the world. Source: it was spelled out to me in a bowl of Alpha-Getti when I was eight.

Sidney Secular #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

“Supervillains are real, guys! And anyone who does anything I think is bad is obviously evil and doing the things I think are bad because they're evil and for no other reason! I am a noble knight atop my mighty steed, and these are totally real giants at which I tilt, and not at all mills of the wind variety!”

Tartaria Brazil #crackpot #conspiracy

1. 100 years ago was 1925, a solid 27 years after the discovery of radium.
2. Nobody would ever mistake radium for sugar, of all things. But hey, do feel free to eat a spoonful of the stuff and prove me wrong, okay?
3. And how would it provide free energy anyway? Would they not sell the radium? Would people just steal it to heat their homes? Would the radium last forever, as if half-lives and entropy weren't things?
4. And radium on it's own won't heat shit. You need a medium to generate heat, like, oh, say, water. Which just gives you a new problem, because water really likes shunting stray electrons and protons in an ionized field. There's a reason water is a major environmental hazard in Fallout, the stuff takes to radiation like glitter to human skin.
5. Sometimes established and mainstream science is the real thing. Sorry if that hurts your sense of specialness, but that's just the way it is.

various commenters #transphobia

“Drapetomania no longer being considered a mental illness obviously means that the medical community has been infiltrated by abolitionists and escaped slaves! And women don't have orgasms, they have communicable hysteria! Science never adjusts it's presumptions as new information is made available, that's just silly!”

Jesse Lee Peterson #wingnut

JLP thinks the only place on an airplane black people belong, is the cargo hold.

Also, as someone of Xitter pointed out, when white people (in this case, it was Chuckles Kirk) see a black pilot on their plane, they pray he's competent; when black people see a black pilot on their plane, they KNOW he's competent, because he had to fucking roller skate uphill just to get an interview.

Martin Kerr #racist #wingnut

Under no circumstances could Germany have won the war. Their ideology precluded them from making any of the advances in technology the allies did - remember, physics, especially nuclear physics, were declared to be “Jewish sciences” and therefore bad and icky and not worthy of pursuance - they were a tiny country swinging at much larger dogs and thinking the few victories they made meant they were invincible, and Hitler himself was a piss-poor strategist. Even if he hadn't blown his brains out like a bitch and Germany hadn't surrendered, Nazi Germany could have maintained it's society only through total and continuous war, and they simply didn't have the logistics to pull that off.

various commenters #transphobia

“No guys, bigots are totally known for keeping perspective! They'll only go after one group of people they hate, not all the other groups they hate! Why would they ever do that, they've already stripped one hated group of rights, that would surely satisfy their need to hate people, right?”

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #wingnut

Kevin Sorbo, seen here proving once again that his head only serves as a resting place for his hat.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #wingnut #quack #conspiracy #mammon

I give Bobby Brainworms three business days before he's found naked in the park with his cheeks stuffed full of live pigeons.

Un-silent #biphobia

@JeanP #217052

Bigots are never satisfied hating just one group of people.

Captain Jimmy Paine/James Rink #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy

These people will believe anything. A person could go onto their show, claim to be the real-life Cap'n Horatio M. Crunch, tell stories of their heroism in the Soggy Wars, fighting alongside General Anthony T. Tiger against the dread forces of Booberry and his horde of undead Choculas, and these dim fuckers would eat it with a fucking spoon, no pun intended.

Andrew Anglin #sexist #racist #wingnut

“A woman expressed agency! This must somehow be the fault of DA JYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWZZZZZAAAAA!”

The only way Shrewy could ever get laid is either through force, or by slipping his left hand a roofie, so of course he's pro-rape.

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut #psycho

“And clearly,” Herr Drumpfenfuhrer continued, in a frequency too low for his sycophants to hear but which was plain as day to everyone else, “non-whites and homos could never be smart enough to tell the airplanes not to crash into each other! Nope, and that is why I will make sure all the really important government jobs go to straight white people! Why, Elmo even has some great ideas for putting all those minorities into their own towns where they can live happily without us! I think he called them ‘bantas,’ or ‘bathtubs,’ I dunno, I was too busy, thinking of boobies and treason at the time.”

Lainey #wingnut #conspiracy #fundie #racist

Well clearly he's nothing like Saint Donald of Drumpf, Virtuous Paragon of Righteousness and All-Around Swell Fella, who totally wasn't sued by Richard M.F. Nixon for being a racist pigfucker; who absolutely did not fuck around on his wives; who totally did not raw-dog a porn star as Rent-A-Wife #3 was squatting out his latest nepo baby; who totally did not pay out approximately $26 mil in hush money to the families of the children molested, either by his cronies or by Saint Babyfingers himself; I mean, all MLK did was stand up to a racist system and fight for the rights of his community, which, really, let's be honest here, makes him a million-billion-kajillion times worst than Hitler and Bill Cosby combined.

Jesse Watters #wingnut

I would just like to say, I would really like to punch Jesse Watters in his “hydrocephalic Jimmy Neutron smooshed against a window” face until candy fell out.

BurdensomeCountV3 #elitist

What the hell subreddit is this from, r/nineteenthcenturytwatwafflespulledforwardintime?

And it's another asshole who thinks that, naturally, they'll be one of the spartiates, and not just another helot running from the Purge like the rest of us.