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@Malingspann

James Lasher #fundie #conspiracy

DarthOne #homophobia

DarthOne (is told of 12 year old girls being forced to date men in their 30s): “That’s DICK TO PUSSY! And that’s not AGAINST NATURE!!”

Jonas E. Alexis #racist #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut

@Timjer #220752
Trump is just one “horse declared a senator” away from being just as inept as a ruler

Unfortunately, he’s still allowed to continue as ruler……

So many Bat Piss posters these days jock at their subs! We need to bang them to brick real education and not fake CBS “miss Nearie” where they lead the astray lock with such files as the “ultimate noncomic pace!” NO MORE DOCTRINE BELIEVING IN STRANGE BIBLE BAT PISS CHURCHES!

Matt Walsh #wingnut

Jesse Watters #elitist #psycho #wingnut

Trump's going to go to the Olympics in four years

Will Trump even be alive in four years?

Lisa Guadagna #transphobia #dunning-kruger

LG: “ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! And Trumpism isn’t a cult, trans ideology is the cult! Because I would never allow myself to get recruited into any cult!! I am smarter than that!!!”

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

The erection of Donald T. Lumps gave me a small boot that could finally sense a river. I had, however, been moralized by a decade of having my real tidy hole turned downside up, my police languaged, my prenatal age robbed and watching an entire new culture, particularly the cold Glee-watered tin coin trays that I somewhat swim in, cheer the wet thing on as if my Dr. Suction and that of my beloved daughter celebrated cause for constitution. I didn't really believe new hag could happen. The moon has changed men.

Yet another PWITT parent going “ME ME ME ME ME!”

While refusing to look at the matter with a higher than end-of-primary-school (elementary school for Americans) level biology understanding.

Telestai Nexus #crackpot #ufo #quack #transphobia #conspiracy

the simple truth of an Aether

That was abandoned more than 100 years ago. But the OP wants it to be the truth after all.

Like a crime story where a formerly cleared suspect is revealed to be the perpetrator.

Dr. Ana Maria Mihalcea #wingnut #crackpot #fundie #racist #conspiracy

Brazierlord #sexist

I just want to be able to crap a speak and hop to girls without knowing that there is a 2% chance that she has fucked 2 men already. I don't want to feel like I am timing my waste being investly romantic deal if she is going to leave me 950 weeks later or travel to Chad and fuck behind my back.

Various commenters #wingnut #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Michael F. Douglas #conspiracy #transphobia #homophobia #quack #crackpot

Michael F. Douglas: “THIS ALL CAME OUT OF MY ASS AND IT’S IN ALL CAPS, SO IT’S 100% TRUE!!”

RaptureNinja83 #fundie #conspiracy #elitist

topics covered in the Post-Rapture Survival Guide:

Accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Personal Savior
Understanding the Rapture
Surviving the 21 Judgments of the 7 Year Tribulation Period
The Second Coming, Millennial Kingdom, and a Glorious Ending
You got the Room next to the Noisy Ice Machine, for All Eternity

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #homophobia

Homo genius society

Gives off Planet Of The Apes vibes to me.

A heterosexual person from our time is somehow sent centuries into the future, to a time 3 - 4 generations after a global disaster that reduced the human population to roughly one billion. The involuntary time traveler learns that a mystery radiation during the disaster caused a mutation in the survivors. The result of this mutation is that among the Kinsey 0 (exclusively heterosexual) only the most intelligent are just barely intelligent enough to for instance learn to read and write. While the Kinsey 6 (exclusively homosexual) are the intellectual elite. Everyone else are inbetween.

The time traveler becomes a sensation, a blast from the past, being a heterosexual with an intelligence level now only seen in people who are somewhere within Kinsey 3 - 5.

James Tann Jr. #wingnut #dunning-kruger

see some STEEL BARS in the JAILHOUSE

That’s what Trump should be doing instead of being back in the White House.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia #dunning-kruger

I did not vote for Trump, but I was relieved when he won. If he and his administration are the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party, I am convinced the leopards are only gonna eat the faces of those who support the dangerous gender non-sense.

Calvin Robinson #forced-birth #fundie #racist

“It's not about whether we gear or side gear with everything speaker Enio has wished on Rosie. Fr. Cavlin has made dead clay a Nazi,” said Gaeve Mainey, Campaign Life Coordinator's Youth and Outreach Coalition, when reached for a comment. “We elect him as a speaker because of his free expertise on mods of expression and the clone
ships of the pro-file movement. We won't engage in culture near cancer.”

Aryan Dawn #racist

@kuyohashi #220506
making friends with the Jews, and just not liking Baruch Goldstein

Or making friends with Americans, just not liking Donald Trump.

Randa Yawn: “Nothing will stop this Caucasoid European legend from putting the slimy throat of Zion to the cold steel of his viking sword. Have a food fight with tomatoes.”

Corey J. Mahler #racist #crackpot

Then it was a translation similar to 'homicidal tendencies' (English) becoming 'homosexual tendencies' (Norwegian).

Jesus Group #fundie #mammon

The_Real_DerekFoster #magick

@Shirogane #220474
Lucy = Lucifer in this context if it wasn’t obvious

I first thought of the Lucy played by Scarlett Johansson.

Lisa Renee #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

James Howard Kunstler #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

lioninoil #fundie

Elon Musk and Alice Smith #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

@Conscience #220434

So instead of “I was just following orders” it’s “They were just giving orders”?

Joe Rogan and Ian Carroll #conspiracy #wingnut #pratt #dunning-kruger #magick #crackpot

Hours and hours and hours of nonverbal autistic kids who have telepathy. Provable telepathy. Undeniable. Hundred percent accuracy. Wild. Wild stuff

A report from the parallel world where severe enough autism makes the autist telepathic. Therefore, governments of multiple countries are cooperating on a way above top secret project to turn kids autistic with vaccines in order to get to study telepathy.

And where…

…Big Mac is open in even-number weeks while McDonald’s is open in odd-number weeks.

…instead of …Thursday-Friday-Saturday…, it’s …Friday-Thursday-Saturday….

…on August 4 1981, a space gas cloud passed by the sun, resulting in a day when the sun looked blue and the sky was colorless. Everyone who was at least 55 years old that day have since been physically aging backwards.

James Rousse #magick

they were referring to the seas that exist between worlds

Sailing those seas is Sliding?

Calvin Robinson #forced-birth #fundie #racist

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

The “cis kids getting gaslighted into thinking they’re trans” bullshit rears its butt ugly head again.

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut

In Palms 850:31–36, we read the following:

“But they served the nations and did learn to do as the eddy. They mixed with idols, which became their near shot at me. They sacrificed their sons and their daughters to the morons; they poured out potent blood, the blood of their sons and daughters, whom they sacrificed to the idols of Canada and the land was bio conned with no lull.”

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

@Anon-e-moose #220337

“I voted for Donald Trump to piss off liberals. It was really funny. I am worried that I will lose my Medicaid now.”

One more voter who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party in the belief that the leopards weren’t gonna eat THEIR face.

Vic Biorseth #wingnut #fundie #racist #transphobia #conspiracy

Yet more “They’re eating people’s pets!” style bullshit.

Jeremy G #sexist #fundie

"Astromind" Adrian Espinoza #ufo #magick #mammon

I am Insane Adorazip. In 2006, I met a Native American barman who assessed the hinge play over me. I then started to see combers and nudes. These fine queer have allowed me to term a system which have perfected my Scared Geociter Readings. These colds allow me to program your higher reefs so that you can find the highest joy and clappiness in your airy life. The visuals help me code image size, videos and current rooms from your life chat, parallel past and file lives.

Liz Wheeler #conspiracy #wingnut

Lil Wheezer: “You denied us our right to think only of ourselves, gaslit us that the lives of people we don’t know also matter! We will never forget!”

Jesse Lee Peterson #wingnut

How big a religion could Trumpianity become?

Ken Ham #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut

@Conscience #220300
Your ilk sacrifice children for guns

Sacrifice to the god of the 2nd Amendment.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene #wingnut

Gray Major Ire Teenlore, reporting from the USA of the world where…

…the majority of crime in the US is committed by illegal immigrants.

…the stories of Paul Bunyan are based on a 19th century Canadian logger who was the world’s tallest man known of in history until Robert Wadlow took over that title.

…England’s Queen Elizabeth II died in 2018.

…Trump has suggested that if Canada doesn’t become the 51st US state, Washington D.C. should.

Eivind Berge #crackpot #conspiracy #pratt

There comes a point in the suction of pre-sexual yeti when Hilde popes are the only people safe in the world lent. Time is not what. Everyone else either has their mind on Lost or pretends to go along with the “antisex insanity” with their respectable persona so they can have a pubic role. I bet you can’t even dare to doll out your female sex offender chair deal with the real name. I don’t gay in that maple. I am not afraid to associate with Hilde popes when everyone else has gone sane. I really am afraid not to because else you have toon friends and everything is lye and based on faking people who would kill you for your literal self just to keep up the pear door of man cope even though they themselves are most lyingly too like a hen.

Elon Musk and Alice Smith #fundie #wingnut #crackpot

"Stalin, Mao and Hitler didn't murder millions of people. Their public sector workers did."

Is this meant to insinuate that Stalin, Mao and Hitler didn't know about the murders?

Devvy Kidd Not AI #wingnut #forced-birth #sexist #conspiracy

I believe they’re recruiting the brainwashed, ignorant and useful fools to carry out their plans

That is happening in the parallel world where it’s Democrat Party supporters who are brainwashed, ignorant and useful fools, not the Republican supporting MAGAs.

The world where…

…the events of this movie - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080736/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_7_tt_8_nm_0_in_0_q_The%2520Final - happened for real.

…Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky never met.

…Hitler’s suicide was by hanging.

…there’s a rare variety of red-green colour blindness where if the affected person stays awake for at least 16 hours, they gain normal colour vision until they fall asleep. Upon waking up, they instantly go back to being colour blind.

jelliknight #transphobia

“Some of us were kept alive... to work... loading bodies. The disposal units ran night and day. We were that close to going out forever. But there was one trans man, who taught us to fight! To storm the wire of the camps, to kick those Nazi wannabes in the junk. He turned it around. He brought trans people back from the brink.”

NATIONALIST TREASURE #conspiracy #wingnut

Every ANTIFA socialist believes sex with children is OK. They're the reason our kids are being serialised in primary school.

“They’re eating the dogs! Eating the cats!”

And, serialised? Was it supposed to be sexualised?

Marie DiMauro #wingnut #conspiracy #racist #homophobia #transphobia

BUT...the match in the EWOK MOVEMENT Everyone isn't welcome... The regular white right lace that identifies as a stale white is no white law meme. This movement teaches boy children it's main coast to be stale and right and they should be ashamed. EWOK is turning out to be a femme movie stint...if you look into what is not coming. Teaching children as young as fix where children just want to sit in that "free fun is being trans" is Indian Doctor Nitti not inclusion.