checkmate

@checkmate

Andrew Dibble and various Flat-Earth friends #conspiracy #pratt

There is a "place" they "call" the South Pole... for tourists.

Right!

There are hourly busses to get there with air-conditioning (because of the heat) and panorama windows. When you get there, there’s this beatiful Mediterranean style café with an outdoor terrace. The view is great. And lots of polar bears that eat out your hand.

Check out the gift shop!

The Voice for the Liberation and Ascension of Humanity to 5D Earth #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

On April 4, 2020 a tremendous Astrological Portal will open

Nope!

Got cancelled because of corona.

Rocky Rivera #conspiracy #crackpot

… I believe … It may be that … Perhaps …

I believe, it may be, perhaps you’re an idiot.

DurhamIsComing #wingnut #conspiracy

I have never seen the Democrats more happy.

Really? And just where have you “seen” them? Were people wearing signs that read “I’m a Democrat” dancing in the streets?

Please explain your exact observations.

Brian Matthews #fundie

Brian Matthews:
Jesus Christ is LORD. Do you deny that? Yes or no.

Any sane human:
Fuck off.

Brian Matthews:
You will rot in hell.

Any sane human:
I said, fuck off.

EricAllonde #sexist

grazemasque #conspiracy

nothomo #wingnut #conspiracy

Oh, but this is true.

We also spread cancer by sneezing on hotdogs at baseball games and infect little babies with measles to prove anti-vaccers wrong. We have lots of organized troops running around. They wear MAGA hats to disguise themselves. True story!

Mike Adams #quack #wingnut #transphobia

Americans are the most delusional of all … we’re first and more accurate.

You’re first and more accurate? Well, you’re leading the American parade of delusion as best you can, it would seem.

realhistory #conspiracy #racist

Take random tidbits of history, get them all confused, warp them around, mix in tons of goofy bullshit you pull out of your ass, and out comes the above quote.

The fact that the Baghdad Railway was an important playing piece in international politics at the time and that almost every Westerner in the area was spying for some faction, including Agatha Christie’s husband, isn’t exactly breaking news. In fact, I’m surprised you didn’t mention Lawrence of Arabia. But reducing the entirely complex and intertwined reasons for WWI to railways is pretty shortsighted. Especially with all the extra woo.

Let me guess, you saw a documentation on the History Channel and decided you had seen the light, right?

anon1822 #wingnut #crackpot

The world was also new and mysterious to them

Lol wut?

Had it just been created and they plopped in from a time machine or something? How on earth could it be “new and mysterious” to them? They were born there and grew up there, it was all they ever knew. Their world was just the same to them as ours is to us: it was their normal everyday existence, even if it wasn’t “boring”.

You make it sound like they suddenly walked into some Disneyland exhibit or parachuted into Jurrasic Park.

“One day the caveman woke up, looked around and said 'OMFG, what is this strange place?’, then he set out to explore his new and mysterious surroundings.”

Colvin76 #sexist #crackpot

Saddam #quack #sexist

David J. Stewart #fundie

I know a number of people in my private life who have nothing better to do than blame everybody else for any problem they themselves have, no matter how small it may be.

Brother David, however, has coupled this principle with a religious and extremely self-righteous ideology, making it a super-charged blame game and pity party extraordinaire. Over time I have come to the opinion that blame is David’s true driving force. His extreme theology and KJV-onlyism are merely catalysts which allow him to assume a presumedly superior position from which blame can be spread, leaving him as the ultimate victim. He invariably attaches a Bible quote to any blame he dishes out, even if it is merely that he missed a bus, putting him on God’s side, or God on his side, giving the blame divine authority.

He sees himself as a modern Job (as he has stated many times literally), while missing the point entirely that Job never placed blame on anybody else.

I let things go quickly.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

David J. Stewart #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia #racist #wingnut

And where, among all of this, is Brother David’s precious Jesus? Is God too weak and helpless to save his beloved people?

Oh right, God is too busy worrying about semantic minutia in Bible translations and is all stuck up over Lordship Salvation, yes or no, or maybe, or who gives a shit. What are thousands of deaths when you can fret about “begotten”?

David MacKenzie #fundie #pratt

mathematics cannot even support his "Theory".

Just like in school: show your work. Please show the math that contradicts evolution.

cannot politically handle any rivals.

Science is not political. It's only approached politically by those who have an agenda, such as by those who subscribe to the pre-concieved notions written in the Bible.

“Creation”, my ass.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

stop eating the pork #crackpot

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

“How's your belief's working out for your social life?”

Great line. I’ll have to remember that one.

And, how is it working out for your social life? Not very well, huh?

I have no church to attend

Of course you do! The local parish of the Holy Roman Catholic Church is just down the road from where you live, even closer than Harvest Baptist. Go there and find the real God, not the phony Baptist version.

I am praying about moving, possibly to Pensacola

Oh, what a coincidence! That’s where your ex-wife and one of your daughters live. How on earth did you ever come up with Pensacola, huh?

I am also considering taking a trip to Asia to search for a wife.

“Search”? You mean “buy a Thai bride from a catalogue”, don’t you?

AccountError #sexist #wingnut #psycho

Brian Niemeier #fundie #mammon

people who are in 99% agreement

Ah yes, but that 1% usually means the difference between eternal damnation and salvation. Christians like to start centuries long wars over a comma here and an alternative adjective there.

Rosalind #quack

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #homophobia #psycho

if the people who are alive now … the deadly sins which they freely commit nowadays. … There would be NO …

And no tautologies!

David J. Stewart #fundie #dunning-kruger

Could you imagine being a soldier in World War II, fighting as an American against the invading communists from the north to defend Korea? … What do you think those fighting soldiers would do?

Yes, those fighting soldiers would say: “wow, why are we here 6 years too early? - wrong war.”

David J. Stewart and John R. Rice #fundie #sexist

Still after 13 years, my former wife points fingers, blaming other women

Other women? Anyone in particular? Perhaps (and I quote) “a teenage girl known to [you]”?

Is your wife Alice really blaming her or blaming your sinful lust for her?

my own adult children dishonor me

Well, your daughter Crystal bakes Christmas cookies with you and lets you see your grandson Luigi.

antony slack #quack #conspiracy

some peoples posts on face book re this documentary

As yes, Facebook, the global font of wisdom. Don’t trust the experts, trust random posts on Facebook!

dustyk103 #wingnut #fundie

He kinda forgot that we eat little children too. Yummy barbeque.

David J. Stewart #fundie

Who is the bad guy here?

Right!

Because when you shove things people don’t want down their throats, you have every right to admiration, praise, thanks, and gracious acceptance.

Why don’t you go the surefire way and send them a card saying “hey you spoiled, richy-rich, rotten, spiritually depraved, corrupt people, I don’t hate you, let me back in”?

One Million Moms #homophobia

@Creativerealms #30811
@Yutolia #30804

Even if the group did actually have 1,000,000 active members, that would still amount to only about 1,8% of all mothers in the US. 4000 members puts them at about 0.0047% of all mothers in the US.

Not exactly a whopping majority.

holocaustdeprogrammingcourse #conspiracy #racist

3. The six million figure has been officially false since 1989 when the official death toll at Auschwitz was reduced from 4 million to 1.5 million.

Right!

Just like it’s a myth that millions of immigrants came to the US over the centuries, because everybody knows only 102 landed at Plymouth Rock. Duh.

Rodney M. Cluff #fundie #crackpot

David J. Stewart #fundie

Almost everything you mentioned has nothing to do with Westcott/Hort and/or the Alexandrian manuscripts. Most of it is simply a matter of English translation. The Westcott/Hort edition is Greek, not English and most of the passages you refer to are exactly the same in the Greek of the Westcott/Hort compilation and in your precious Textus Receptus.

Leon Elshout #fundie #crackpot

According to the tradition Troy was situated near modern Turkish town Hisarlik

Tradition? Err, it was found and excavated by the archaeologist Heinrich Schliemann in the mid-19th century.

You start out bad and the rest is pure and unmitigated bullshit.

yelnats25 #homophobia

David J. Stewart #fundie

@ChurchyLaFemme #29647

superficial friendship

Don’t forget, we’re talking about Baptists here. “Superficial” is the main word for Baptists: superficial friendships, superficial behavior, superficial faith, superficial everything.

biblicalgenderroles #sexist #fundie

A woman who says whatever she wants, whenever she wants and however, she wants to say it is a pig.

I’ll go with the pig.

David J. Stewart #fundie

@Creativerealms #29626

@Checkmate, though if another Church kicked him out wouldn't he be complaigning about them too?

Well, if a certain female member of one of those congregations was at the center of the sexual assault case, then he just might choose not to bitch too much and point fingers. He does blame women and their behavior for his sexual yearnings, so that very well could be his way of complaining about his former congregation, if there is one. Mind, this is all wild speculation, not to be quoted as fact.

I have no other Baptist church to attend

A simple Google search shows a number of Baptist congregations on Guam. As far as I can tell, one of them is pretty much KJV adherent. Why not go there? In fact, where did you attend between 2004 and 2013? Is it possible that one of those KJV loving congregations knows a wee little too much about your past?

They owe me … a church family.

But you don’t want a family. As you’ve written yourself many times, you want pussy, a pillow replacement, an obedient fuck puppet.

kingjameswriter1965 #fundie

I posted a comment asking the Youtuber responsible to remove it because it was so bad.

Hahahahahahahaha, good luck with that.

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia

Truly our fight as believers is against spiritual wickedness sin HIGH PLACES!

High places? Such as the royal throne in England? So James I, as a raving homosexual, never should have been king? Well, there goes your precious KJV.

candidating

ehh. King James I is not amused.

StraightWhiteMale #racist #psycho #elitist

Isn’t it amazing how a comment from the 13th century could survive and wind up on the internet today?

Gr8believer #fundie #conspiracy

40 years ago we would have called these people crackpots.

But today? Yeah, we still call them crackpots.

Silent Witness aka kingjameswriter1965 #fundie #quack #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy #racist #sexist

- chopped liver
- homework
- flat tires
- blatantly homosexual royals who authorize translations of the Bible
- #57 at any Chinese restaurant

David J. Stewart #fundie

You do not have to be water baptized to go to Heaven!

According to any Baptist “Church”, not only do you absolutely have to be baptized with water, you also have to be baptized with water the exact correct way. You have to wear a white robe and be totally emerged in 1,2m deep water by a male(!) pastor who dramatically acts as if he’s trying to drown you. Women should be careful to wear a tight, formless smooth bra under the white robe. Any visible nipples through the wet cloth would put a sinful strain on the pastor. We all know God didn’t create nipples, the devil did.

Now, if you really want to be truly baptized, screw the heretical Baptists and go to your local Holy Roman Catholic Church. They only pour a little water on your forehead. No drama, no show, and no wet nipples! And if you want, the priest will probably be willing to do the whole thing in Latin. Oh, what fun.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #conspiracy #god-complex #mammon #magick

THE NATIONAL INDIGENOUS NEGRO ISRAELITE UNITARY GOVERNMENT SOVEREIGNTY & THE MOST HIGH SUPREME ISRAELITE COURT OF JUSTICE ADMINISTRATION #fundie #crackpot #god-complex

Brian Niemeier #wingnut #transphobia

Ceterum censeo partem Respublicanorum delendam esse

Well, at least pars Trumpis