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Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

If Jesus (God’s incarnation on earth) can be “literally cursed” by a mortal so easily, then perhaps God isn’t so powerful as you claim he is…

Ben Garrison #forced-birth #fundie #wingnut

This is spiritual warfare—good vs. evil.

And that is why you fail; you oversimplify things. You make a very nuanced “darker grey and lighter grey” discussion into “pure black & white”. You demonize everyone who doesn’t fully agree with you by calling them “evil Satan worshippers” without even remotely humoring that they might be regular humans who just think differently than you do about what’s best for their country.

One side worships Jesus, celebrates Easter, and honors our fallen.

True, and the other side worships Trump, celebrates clinic shootings, and disrespects Veterans.

Red Pill Vegeta #sexist

@DSC #194130

You are correct! It was early in Dragon Ball Super, and it happens to be the one deity that Vegeta was actually a bit afraid of because of a childhood trauma. Still didn’t stop Vegeta from doing more damage than Goku did.

On a side note, not only did Vegeta marry Bulma and have 2 children with her, but I HIGHLY doubt Bulma was a virgin before that. So once again, the OP’s failure is complete.

you and I both know you’ll never find a man you actually like/respect to love you back because you’re a used up wh0re.

…How do you not see the sheer IRONY of this statement? If you believe that a woman’s worthless if she’s not a virgin, then you don’t respect/love women at all. You’re just a selfish, sociopathic asshole who sees them as nothing more than fleshlights with legs. Seriously, even a twice-dumped woman would know more about love and respect than you’ll ever comprehend.

Also, as a Dragon Ball fan I’m offended that you picked that username.

Jon McNaughton #conspiracy #wingnut

@Peacemonger373 #194019

Granted, I haven’t read Atlas Shrugged, but from what I do know about Ayn Rand’s philosophies, Bioshock seems a decent deconstruction of those ideas. How the underwater, sovereign city of Rapture (build completely upon Objectivist ideals) completely falls into anarchy and chaos after a while.

However, Bioshock is nuanced enough that I don’t dare to say it for certain. Some might argue that the reason Rapture fell apart was not because of its commitment to Objectivism, but rather because it didn’t commit itself 100%, with some of its leadership being hypocritical about it.

…You know what? Fine. Trump wants to be the center of the universe so badly? Let’s grant him his wish. Let’s make him a Cosmic Keystone. And by that I mean like the Soul King from Bleach; cut off his limbs, gouge out his organs, and lock him in an agonizing state between life and death for a literal eternity as he has to feel himself being crushed by the literal weight of all of creation forever.

So apparently Trump is an outright divine Messiah who bears the full weight of the world and its responsibilities on his godlike, muscular shoulders for all of his flock, humanity…

…remind me again why people say the “Cult of Trump” is not actually a thing?

Eric Hovind #fundie

…Eric, I’m not aware if you’re smart enough to figure this out (but I HIGHLY doubt it), but there’s a difference between robots and humans. Namely, robots are artificial designs constructed from metals and synthetic materials. Humans/Homo Sapiens are natural beings grown from a fetal stage and are composed of carbons and organic materials. Likewise, regardless of wether or not synthetic life can be sentient/sapient at all (whole other can of worms), it’s still not “life” as we define it currently. So you’re pretty much comparing apples and oranges here. …No, scratch that. You’re comparing apples and boulders here.

Not to mention the fact that a robot hand is a human-made mimicry of what we see in nature. Unless you’re trying to say that we humans are gods (which is blasphemy) or that god evolved robots, I utterly fail to see your point.

Also, evolution is not pure coincidence. It’s a constant process of trail-and-error that takes place over millions of years.

And just FYI, I’m saying this all with THE MOST consescending tone physically possible.

Henry Makow PhD #wingnut #racist #fundie #conspiracy

The "woke" promotion of vaccines, Ukraine, homosexuality, transvestism, CRT, "climate change" has nothing to do with human rights, or it would not trample on the human rights of healthy people.

Please… I’m a healthy person and the fact that vaccines, LGBTQ+ people, climate change, and the country of Ukraine exist in NO WAY at ALL “tramples on my human rights”.

Destroyed lonely #sexist #crackpot

women aren't attracted to men

…Uhm, what? If heterosexual women don’t exist, you’d think that the world wouldn’t be nearly as populated as it is now.

Chad isn't just a highly "above average" man, he's some sort of hyperborean intersex angel with tall height and big dick

You know, if you’re trying to convince me that incels aren’t closeted homosexuals, you’re failing. Badly.

men desire traits that are present in MOST women, like wide hips, boobs, long hair, XX chromosome, vagina

Granted, I consider myself guilty for most of those things, but not all. For one, I consider short hair to be attractive as well. Secondly, I prefer taller women, which is not a very “feminine” trait considering female mammals tend to be smaller than the male ones. Thirdly, if you don’t think an athletic tomboy can be in any way attractive, you’re just not into women period.

Aside from this, there is just too much inanity in this post to deconstruct.

various commenters #transphobia

Donald Trump Jr. #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

Seriously? Is there anything that you nutjobs DON’T blame Joe Biden (and this supposed master, Obama) for? Next thing you know, you’re blaming Biden for things that happened before he was even born…

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut

But seriously, how do these blaspheming assholes genuinely dare to call themselves “Christian” anymore!?

I’m serious, for once I actually WANT the Biblical Judeo-Christian God to be real, just so I can see him go all “Old Testament” on the Trumpists collective asses for worshipping the Orange Calf instead of himself.

Trump fights ~~on behalf of~~ the little guy or gal ~~who feel~~ to make them feel powerless.

There, fixed it for ya!

Old Bathos #racist #dunning-kruger #wingnut

@TheKingOfRhye #193803

considering “The Original Series” was “woke” as fuck for its time!

FINALLY!! Someone else who says that. I’ve been saying that for so long yet literally NO right-wing ST “fan” seems to ever get that!!

Also, V’ger(*) and Nomad aren’t the same being at all. Shows what the OP knows… Hell, V’ger never even died, it just merged with an organic so it could better understand us.

(*)Who would probably find our racism illogical and petty; all organic life is equally inferior to V’ger after all.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #transphobia #wingnut

Democrat Party is doing work of devil. Pure evil. They’ve declared war on American people.

You know, if just acknowledging that Transpeople exist is considered a declaration of war on ‘Muricans, then perhaps the problem lies with the overly senstivie ‘Muricans, not the rest.

Miriam Delicado/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

BASSFZz #sexist

@Anon-e-moose #193688

"A compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches...what have you been doing?"
"You mean… what have we been doing?"

Quark certainly knows what’s up!

Bryan Starr #fundie #homophobia #psycho

"How do men deal with fear? They seek reassurance... and scapegoats. Putin understands this perfectly. And so he promises to improve the lives of his flock by pointing out the guilty. Who started the war? Who profits from it? Why, it's obvious - gays, transpeople, queers. In a word, any and all deviants."

(Modified quote from the Witcher 3 that I still think is VERY relevant in our society)

S.D. Wells #wingnut #conspiracy

Donald Trump would charismatically

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh, please, spare me! Everyone sane knows that DT has even less charisma than a tone-deaf, rabid skunk!

lead millions of patriots called "fanatics" to rally for the Republic?

Sure, if by that you mean “intice hundreds of terrorists to try and overthrow the government and install himself as dictator while he watches safely from behind the lines”.

a secret society called the "illuminati"

Okay, one, why the quotation marks? You’d think EVERYBODY would have heard of the infamous Illuminati by now…

Second, always with the Illuminati! Try to come up with a different secret, ancient conspiracy for once! Besides, you’d thinkt that if the Illuminate are a cabal of billionares they’d already rule the world. And Trump’s money would probably be owned by them as well…

Thirdly, spending all that money, lives, and resources to stage 9/11 just to sell Tarot cards is just so dumb that no self-respecting ancient conspiracy would even humor it…

Miriam Delicado/Dr. Michael Salla #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Peter B. Meyer #magick #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Vladimir Putin #conspiracy

Man, Putin really is losing what little grip on reality he had right? He’s so desperate to justify his terrible and-not-winning-at-all war with Ukraine that he’ll grasp any conspiracy straws he can find.

It’d be funny if he wasn’t capable of launching Russia’s nukes whenever he felt like it.

Hibatullah Akhundzada #fundie #god-complex #sexist

@Niam2020 #193527

TBH, normally I wouldn’t condone such military responses. But at this point, fuck ’em.

Dr. Abby Johnson #fundie #wingnut

Oh, such as…? No, really, how win the actual HELL would making the USA a “Christian Nation” (however you define that) again fix infrastructure, economic problems, inequality & racism, police brutality, environmental issues, poverty, and all that? Methinks you didn’t think this through, Ms. Abby Johnson.

Candace Owens #conspiracy #transphobia #wingnut

Oh, that crap again. It’s like the whole “Michelle Obama is a MAN!!!!” crap all over again.

You know, even IF the First Lady of France is a transwoman (and President Macron has made it clear he’s sick of that slander), WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK WOULD CARE!?

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy

I may not be a Baltimore native or even a USA native, but wasn’t that one of Baltimore’s biggest bridges? Makes sense that it being completely wrecked in an accident would cause economic harm… No need to think it’s a conspiracy again.

Hibatullah Akhundzada #fundie #god-complex #sexist

the group would begin enforcing its interpretation of sharia law

So they admit it’s not the actual Sharia Law they enforce, but rather the interpretation that’s most convenient for their sadism. Effin’ Hell, these monsters are EVIL.

Seriously, I’m not an Islamophobe per se, but FUCK every Muslim who doesn’t publically distance themselves from this 100%.

various commenters #transphobia

…You know what, FINE! Let’s play your inane game for now; let’s for a moment disregard all facts and assume that transfolk ARE mentally ill (they aren’t). Why does that give you TERFs somehow the right to abuse, discriminate against, and kill them? And push them into suicide? Does that not make your treatment of them even WORSE than otherwise? Most compassionate, empathic, and humane people would agree that ill (mentally or physically) humans need treatment, care, and help, NOT abuse.

Effin’ psycho cunts. As if we needed more proof that TERFs care less about protecting “defensless, innocent womenfolk” and care more about abusing and discriminating against anything born with a Y-chromosone…

JE Aggas #crackpot #wingnut #fundie #magick #conspiracy

Numerology or whatever this crap is is still as batshit crazy and nonsensical as ever.

Donald J. Trump quoting supporter #fundie #god-complex #wingnut

Wayne Allyn Root #wingnut

…You know, I shouldn’t be surprised that Trumpists blame Biden even for a tragic, big accident like that. But it’s still dumb and tasteless.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

@kuyohashi #193315

I was mostly speaking hyperbole; but you’re probably right with your latter paragraph.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

@C #193312

Trump’s rabid supporters will say anything positive about him; that he’s a patriot, that he’s a devout Christian, that he’s God’s Chosen/the Second Coming of Christ, that he’s full of compassion and love, that he’s a philantropist, that he’s the greatest genius the world has ever seen (“10 steps ahead of everyone”), that he keeps on winning nonstop, that he is in peak health and has the physique of a greek god underneath his baggy clothes…

@C #193307

I wouldn’t necessarily say “happy”, Trump’s not an outright sadist afaik (probably the only good thing I can say about him). But he sure has a sociopathic lack of empathy for anyone, so I HIGHLY doubt he was sad in any way.

<@KeithInc.> #193294

his response to 9/11 was to boast that now HE had the tallest building in New York

Wait, what? He really did that? …Wow I didn’t think I could despise Trump even more, but guess he proved me wrong.

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

Who else could endure what Donald Trump has?

…TRUMP IS NOT JOB! Trump is just a rich asshole born with a platinum spoon in his mouth who never had anyone say “no” to him before. And being the uber-spoiled brat that he is he throws massive, country-destroying tantrums over it.

Better people are actually suffering worldwide and still try to remain some decorum. So, yes, plenty of people can “endure” what Trump has.

Ben Garrison #conspiracy #wingnut

I suspect this is the case with most Trump devotees. They have been conditioned by their rightwinger peers, the social media, and by Fundies to worship him without any sort of deep examination. They simply follow the script titled “Orange Man New God!”

There, fixed it for ya!

…I’m starting to think Garrison is suffering from “De Niro derangement syndrome” considering how often he rants about De Niro daring to dislike Trump-senpai lately.

BondiBlue #transphobia

Also, since I’m more of a Star Trek fan than a Doctor Who fan, I going to make my own comparisons here:

“We are the TERFs. Submit to our authority and prepare for assimilation. Resistance will be annihilated.”

I know what I wrote, and I’m not referring to the Prime Borg but the Mirror Borg, who are apparently even MORE aggressive and genocidal than the Collective.

…Comparing Trans people (who just wish to exist, nothing more) to the Daleks who are “absolute xenophobes” who wish to EXTERMINATE everything that’s not them. How do these genocidal TERFs not see the sheer IRONY?

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

…You know, as someone with depression I suppose I should empathize. But I won’t. Because this asshole is essentially saying “WAAAHHHH MY CHILD IS TRANS!!! THAT’S SO UNFAIR TO ME, I WANT TO DIE!!! THAT’LL SHOW MY CHILD!!!”

Ben Garrison #wingnut

Regardless of what I think of Pence and his religious fanaticism, at least he shows he has SOME moral standards. Which is more than what can be said about Trump and his most loyal minions.

@Bastethotep #193195

True, but it also portrays him as beloved cartoon character from the 90’s, Johhny Quest. So I still have to feel insulted.

Missouri Republicans #crackpot #fundie #forced-birth

God does not make mistakes.

So God deliberately created cancer? God deliberately created dementia? God deliberately created Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease and brain-eating Amoeba? God deliberately created ALS? God deliberately made those men rape children that could get pregnant prematurely?

FUCK YOUR GOD!!!! Oh, and you.

And for some reason he allows that to happen — bad things happen

No shit. Case-in-point, he allowed YOU to be born…

…Effing Hell. It’s crap like this that makes me believe US Republicans are truly rotten to the core.

This is just evil. And the fact that they are wholely convinced they are doing god’s work with that evil makes it even worse.

Pastor Mark Burns #fundie #wingnut

Sure, perhaps Trump could/deserves be forgiven for all the crap he pulled. Nobody should be considered TRULY irredeemable in the end.

…Except that Trump does NOT want forgiveness as he WHOLEHEARTEDLY BELIEVES HE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG TO BEGIN WITH!!!

If we HAVE to forgive Trump (and nobody can force us to) Trump should start by genuinely ATONING!!!

F*cking cult of personality…

Donald J. Trump #conspiracy #wingnut

You know, I like to believe that there is no such thing as pure “evil” in the world. That even bad people aren’t born that way but became that; that in a very different life perhaps even Hitler or Stalin could have done good things. That you shouldn’t hate but love. That everyone who missteps deserves at least a second chance. That most bad things come from the best of intentions.

To quote Skyrim’s most impactful line; “What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature to great effort?”

But then… Then I look at Donald Trump. An asshole who was pretty much BORN an entitled, dumb, narcissistic sociopath. A douche who throws away EVERY SINGLE CHANCE of redemption he could get because he’s too arrogant to grasp he could have even done something bad in the first place. A jerk who willingly perpetuates the cycle of abuse and hatred he grew up in just to get attention. A dick who does NOTHING with good intentions, only catering to his own, selfish whims.

And then I think, “Boy, the universe just loves to prove me wrong, doesn’t it?”

@Bastethotep #193067

Yeah, I’ve been asking myself that same question. I mean, genuinely good people like Akira Toriyama, who bring joy and inspiration to countless people with their hard work, die at much younger ages than idiotic, selfish, scamming assholes like Trump, who bring only war, famine, death, and strife, and who can’t even be bothered to take care of his own health.

…It’s honestly extremely depressing.

And I’m not just saying that as a fan of Dragon Ball and manga in general. Toriyama’s work did inspire a lot of people and helped bridge the cultural gap between the west and the east.

Yesgaysarebullies #conspiracy #homophobia

@Skyknight #193055

Where did this horror of weakness come from?! The strong exist to serve the weak

I think that that is exactly their problem. They are a bunch of social darwinists who believe the strong have a holy right to dictate and bully the weak. “With great power comes great responsibility” infuriates them because they only want to abuse power.