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Darwin’s Confusion - song lyrics

Darwin’s Confusion

There’s a theory going ‘round how everything began
I appeal to the mind of every thinking man
If you stop to listen as I sing these words
I think that most of you will see it’s most absurd.

They say that many eons of time have past
And everything we know today comes from a big blast
From the minutest molecule of every kind
It just so happens that they all combined.
And some said, “Hey, I’m gonna be a star”
Others decided they would become Mars
Some when they combined became the planet Earth
I am in such awe that they were so alert

Here on Earth as the molecules continue to combine
There was such division ‘cause each had their own mind
From the one-celled ameba came a crocodile
As he sprang from the water he was tempted to smile
‘Cause he knew he adapted to his environment
So he jumped out of a tree – down he went
Wasn’t very long till he sprouted wings
His scales turned into feathers, he began to sing

In the meantime as they were growing on
An ameba decided he had swum too long
He thought to himself, “I’ve got to be free”
So he crawled upon the land with his newly formed knees
He crawled so long till his knees got sore
Then he decided that he needed more
From this very thought he developed feet
As his toes began sprouting he said, “Man, this is neat”

Now this walking ameba is a burly monkey
They say he swings around in our family tree
From a hairy ape he began to shed
Over the whole Earth he began to spread
So now you can see as this story goes
Confusion is mounting as this lie is told
Darwin’s confusion makes no common sense
Think of a moment of its consequence

No, don’t buy this lie, don’t you be deceived
Our ancestry is more than just a tall monkey
There’s a God in heaven who created you
If you just let Him, He will show this to you

[That's fine, B®ent -- but it might be more effective (and save a few animals, as well) to organize a group of people to write letters to sympathetic U.S. Senators and House members, as well as our ambassador and the Chinese ambassador -- and letting them know exactly how we feel about the skinning of live animals and what we intend to do if it doesn't stop.]

Talk accomplishes nothing. The Chinese government condones genocide, abortion, and other social evils. Do you think they care about animal cruelty? Nonsense. If these individuals are to be brought to justice, they must be put to death. This, however, is unlikely to happen. But I trust God will take care of them on judgment day.

[Now, that means suspending your own political and religious beliefs to work towards a common goal.]

I reject ecumenism. I trust in God -- I won't yoke with unbelievers and heretics.

[I get just as angry about people who are apprehended, imprisoned and tortured for no real good reason -- and especially when governments realize they've made a mistake and offer absolutely nothing in the way of reparations to innocent people who have been tortured. That's why I work with Amnesty International and spend a couple evenings a week writing letters -- I want this to stop and I'm willing to put my pen where my mouth is (and a lot more can be done by a group of people than by one person).]

Amnesty International is a dangerous organization working on behalf of terrorists and traitors. I want nothing to do with that fifth column.

We agree on this issue, but my primary intent here is to reveal the depravity of mankind, not to form a solution to the problem. I don't believe there is a solution except to kill the individuals responsible, and that isn't going to happen.