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Laura Wood and Lawrence Auster #racist

the number of bi-racial and multi-racial people are on the rise, so where are all those people going?

Boxcars. Camps. “Release elsewhere.” Racists do learn lessons from history, but they treat it more like a how-to guide rather than a cautionary tale, and they can't afford to have walking contradictions to their bullshit just milling about.

Operation Q/Humorous Mathematics #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #racist

Right, Jim Carrey loves the Donald so much he absolutely went along with this.

You know, intricately detailed yet factually impossible delusions are the hallmark of schizophrenia. Look into it, OP.

Ann Coulter #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Didn't thousands of people die because DeathSantis couldn't be arsed to pretend to be a decent human being and/or actual leader for just five fucking seconds?

Henry Makow PhD #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #113806

If Madcow was restricted to only using words he understood the meaning of, he'd never speak again.

And nothing of any value whatsoever would be lost.

Several Ovarit-members #kinkshaming #ableist

@Yutolia #113620

I never understood that - anecdotally, I grew up in the notoriously homophobic '80's, and by the time puberty came a-knockin', I was in an isolated country house without cable and raised by staunchly Conservative parents. I still came out a delightfully cock-admiring Kinsey 4. Who the fuck recruited ME? If gay people can only exist by being “recruited,” then who recruited the first gay person?

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

I'm sorry, I thought Queen Liz was a baby-eating vampiro-reptillian drug trafficker, is she now one of the good lizard aliens, like Robert Englund in V? I need a scorecard or an archive of some sort to keep track of all the player-changes in Benjy's manic fanfiction.

Jon Watkins #homophobia #conspiracy

What is next?

Probably a year or two or three of Superman, Jr, then a return to the status quo. Welcome to comics, where the only people who stay dead are Uncle Ben and Gwen Stacy, and even then there are exceptions.

Will he wear a dress and lipstick?

That would be Supergirl. Maybe you've heard of her? Had a bad movie, had a tv show that went on too long and seemed to lose the point a few seasons in?

Will his Cape and Red Tights have Lace?

You're afraid that a dude who wears a cape and tights might add something girly like lace? Honey, he's just one chiffon wrap and a pinkie ring away from being flying Liberace as it is.

Will he now speak the Communist Languages of Chinese or Russian?

It is canon that Superman, having a superhuman intelligence, already speaks those languages. Because, you know, he saves the world not just the truck-nuts-owning portions of it.

Will we in American have to “Press One” to hear a cartoon or movie in English?

And wouldn't it be just awful for you to have to learn a new language?
Also, subtitles do exist. You can read, can't you?

Daegames #pratt

First off, context? How exactly did Wizards piss in this twits Kellogg's Frosted Asshole Flakes this time?

Second, “oh waah waah, suddenly I have to be reminded that the people I consider my lessers still exist even when I'm minmaxing my big-boobed anime catgirl edgy goth assassin waifu and ‘rolling my dice’ under the table hoping nobody notices I'm ‘casting Magic Missile,’ if you catch my oh so clever euphemisms.”

Pastor Greg Locke #fundie

@Spacewyrm #113141

Shit, you're right.

*Sigh*

I sometimes envy the conspiromonkeys that buy into crap like that. If I believed in the Mandela Effect, I could blame every half-baked brain fart of mine on some twit meddling with the timestream, instead of, y'know, momentary instances of random dumbness.

@ZappaSaid88 #113052

It's called the Bette Midler Effect (due to Bette Midler asking a publication not to photograph her house - which they weren't inclined to do anyway - and they did it just because she asked them not to.) Saying that someone can't do something, or shouldn't do something, or actively trying to deny them a thing, will only make them want it more and inspire them to seek it out.

Pastor Jackass' actions will only serve to drive up interest in the works he burns, which will lead to more sales, meaning more books he hates in the hands of the people. And he thinks he's making a statement. Which he is, that statement is, “I'm a puritanical idiot who thinks that I can kill ideas I don't like with kerosene.”

To paraphrase a certain monogrammed anarchist, “Ideas are fireproof.”

Hey Greg, there's another author for your pyre. And he's an actual sorcerer!

Operation Q #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Now if only political affiliation and ideology were genetically inheritable.

And why is, “Obama's father was Obama, Sr, and his mother wasn't related to fucking Hitler” such a hard concept to grasp?

Pastor Greg Locke #fundie

“A valid medical reason for something? Nonsense, it's invisible monsters attacking them! Can't you see the invisible monsters? They're everywhere!”

Snake Baker #homophobia

And yet I would bet actual legal money that this use gym sock of a human being has Sera's sex scene from Dragon's Age: Inquisition bookmarked because “hurr durr durr, girl on girl is hot!”

And thinking on this issue has now led me to realize that Wario and Waluigi aren't brothers. Well damn, Nintendo, well-played.

Pastor Greg Locke #fundie

“Today we burn the books I don't like, tomorrow we burn the people I don't like! Firemen have always burned books!”

Then he bitches about censorship and cancel culture because self-awareness if for Satanists or something.

Matty's Paradigm #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Matty's Parasol has a white board in their basement laboratory covered in mathematical equations that make no sense, chemical formulae clearly misspelled, and for nor apparent reason, doodles of peens, and it all ends in the conclusion, “because Jesus.”

TheEmperorsInvisibleClothes #homophobia #transphobia

This is probably the same kind of idiot who thinks all the “incest” porn they keep hidden on their hard drive is real. This person lack object permanence, I guarantee it.

Reverend #dunning-kruger

Lovecraft was so racist he hated his own wife, who was Jewish. He was also terrified of fish, the cold, and winding up like his mother, and his anxieties wound up killing him young. His work, what little of it I could personally stomach to get through, is a separate entity from the man himself, and his racism does not mean one cannot enjoy the fruits of his genius. Will Eisner gave The Spirit a cartoonish black orphan as a sidekick; the comics industry still named their highest award after him, because the man's work outshines his worst excesses, or at least it should. Fictional god forbid someone judge my best works by my worst fuck-ups.

brian james #crackpot #racist #ufo

@Titania #112681

Clearly your ancestors were secretly black, and any and all old photographs you have of Pop-Pop and Gram-Gram where they look white, are simply painted over with Wite-Out.

Any other explanation would clearly be false, because it would imply this brilliant ethnobiologist were wrong.

Fire Salamanders via Galaxygirl #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

Now, to prepare for the Fire Salamander fight, what you'll want to do is make sure that your party is equipped with Flame Shields and Cinnabar Rings, to mitigate fire-damage, and make sure your Black Mage has at least Level 2 Ice spells like Frostua and Bonechill. If you were able to pickpocket the Winter Orb from Malkior the Wizard, you'll be able to summon the Frost Giant Ymir for massive damage. Keep your range fighters and magic users in the back row, have plenty of potions and resurrection stones, and if you were lucky, have your Thief steal a Chillblaine sword from the Cyclops Guard in the Cemetery to make this boss fight a breeze.

Because this is clearly flavor text for an RPG, right?

Right?

Please?

Ann Coulter #transphobia #homophobia #pratt

“And then everyone clapped, and one of the big burly biker boys got up and handed me a trophy that said ‘Greatest Person Ever,’ and the biker was Trump, but he apologized for letting me down and promised that we could punch icky poors and coloureds together,and Fishnet Boy threw his Antifa Membership card and BLM flag on the ground, fell to his knees and declared that he was a Christian now, and then Jesus drove up in a brand new Ford pickup truck blaring country music and accompanied by a flock of a million bald eagles all screaming my name, and I got in Jesus’ car and we drove off to save America from Snoozy Jim Brandon or whatever!”

“And then I was relevant again!”

…”Or relevant for the first time…”

“Please buy my books, I'm tired of sleeping at the bus depot…”

Jon Watkins #fundie #conspiracy

Damn you, Stupid Riddlers! You're dumb enough to leave us clues to your nefarious doings, but somehow smart enough to elude capture for millennia!!

Sherri Tenpenny #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #magick #quack

Thank you, Ronald Reagan, for shuttering America's mental health system. Without that well-considered and wise decision, who knows what banal normalcy this poor woman would be shackled to, instead of the glorious flights of fancy she regurgitates to other people. Why, she might even have been *choke! sputter! outrage!* sane! Instead she's practically an Emilie Autumn character.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #racist #conspiracy #mammon

So, we have werewolf banking, something with vampires that I've forgotten but was surely no less hilarious, and now Satan is running a rat-catching service. What's next, Frankenstein plumbing? Zombie accounting? Lovecraftian horror refridgerator repair?

Ann Coulter #sexist

@Hellcat #112027
Frankly I'm surprised she's writing much of anything, given that her last book was all about how big and strong and muscular Trump was, only to try to send a T-800 Unit back in time to abort that book in the womb when he turned out to be a four-year-long wet fart in the pool. I would have bet actual money that her literary agent would respond to any book pitch from this harpy with rancorous laughter, followed by hanging up on her.

@Niam2020 #112028

We got a chopper in route to airdrop chickie nuggies; repeat, chickie nuggies are in-bound.

Prussian Society of America #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #racist

Everything always comes back to him zombifying his failed Nazi-state, doesn't it? I swear, if he ever wrote a cookbook, the recipe for his tangy lime-chili chicken tacos would end with the words, “I fellate Hitler and want to revive his failed Empire!”

We should send Melvin to the Prussian Music Conservatory, so he can finally, FINALLY learn a new fucking tune.

Penarddun #dunning-kruger

@Zinnia #111946

Shrewy firmly believes in some variation of the Spartan school of child-rearing, that if life is too easy, then children grow up to be weak. Bearing in mind that Shrewy did not have an easy life (who does, though?), he clearly grew up to be such a fluffy widdle snowflake that the mere existence of other races, other religions, other orientations, other people, and the fact that any one of those “others” might currently be going through life with an actual fucking smile on their face, burns him like holy water, he absolutely thinks that putting kids through "character-building excercises” will toughen them up, and, somehow, “Caucasianify” the future world. That his philosophy only results in barbarism and the generation of psychotics doesn't phase him a whit; it's part of the appeal to him, in fact.

John C. Wright #homophobia #dunning-kruger

Well it's fortunate for everyone that you weren't elected President-In-Charge-Of-Who-Gets-To-Fuck then, isn't it? Your opinion on the validity of other people's relationships is less than meaningless. Mating rituals are for cormorants and lizards, we're above that sort of nonsense.

Correction, most of us are above that sort of nonsense.

Various editors #racist #conspiracy #transphobia #sexist #pratt

@Spacewyrm #111716

“Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Obama, Obama
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
Obama, Obama
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
Obama, Obama
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
Obama, Obama!”

Harmonica #crackpot

The fact that you're stumping for a toxic plant is just amazing. Maybe afterwards, you can become a pitchman/woman/person/I don't really care for the manchineel tree. “It's got a thousand uses, all of them LETHAL! Eat the fruit? DIE! Burn the wood? DIE! Sit under it's leafy shade during a rainstorm? BURNING BLISTERING RASH!”

Some people will come up with any excuse to dodge the fact that they lost a war a hundred fifty years ago because they didn't want to stop being psychotic assholes to black people.

Various editors #racist #conspiracy #transphobia #sexist #pratt

@Spacewyrm #111665

"Probably?” Schlafly's Schmucks have all but accused Obama of sinking the Titanic, hiding their left socks, making their favorite football teams lose the Super Bowl, erasing their Minecraft worlds, and killing Aerith.

And it goes “satanist athiest muslim JYYYOOOOOO!!!!” Everybody always forgets that Obama is simultaneously all religions except White One True White Straight White Christianity White.

@NoXion #111639

Because it would tick another box on the “Obama baaaaaaaad” checklist, right along “not Republican,” “funny name,” and “wrong skin tone.”

Henry Makow PhD #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #wingnut #homophobia

Henry Madcow believes Cathy O'Brien, a conspiracy theorist so insane, other conspiracy theorists consider her delusionsal.

Also, why is Madcow so obsessed with my country and the paternity of it's Prime Minister? Is he pissy he never had a turn with Margaret? And why Castro? Mick Jagger hung out with Margaret Trudeau, isn't he left-wing enough to have potentially sired Justin?

And while I have no first-hand memory of Trudeau Senior's time in office (I was alive at the time - I was four when he left - but I didn't even know what country I lived in until I was, like, six, let alone who was in charge.) but from what I've heard, he was pretty much a fuck-you-and-your-rules, buckle-up-and-watch-while-I-do-my-fucking-job, hang-the-opinion-polls kind of guy. In a lot of ways, like the Orange Dotard, but because he wasn't a pussy-grabbing sociopath American Conservative, I guess he did it wrong?

Yeshua Ben David/Jerry Derecha #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

It's like reading late-stage syphilis. I don't know whether to backspace this out of existence, or inject the internet with antibiotics.

@Timjer #111597

Communication would imply intelligence, and I think we can all agree, there's none to be found anywhere near Jerry.

Scott Lively #homophobia #conspiracy

@TheKingOfRhye #111414

Scott Lifeless seems to believe in the panacea. Not even remotely surprising, to be honest.

And if our Nefarious Phantom Overlords were banking on the vaccine to defeat Whiny Cancer, then it must have blown their twee widdle minds when he stumped for it. Almost like he was JFK, giving Oswald the parade route and telling him the best angle to shoot from.

Save An Illuminati #conspiracy #fundie #racist

And then the people they hate continue to do the things that they hate, and it never occurs to them that A) prayer is nonsense and it's just us in this life, or B) the boogeymen they fear only exist in their otherwise empty skulls.

I mean, that, or C) Satan is infinitely stronger than Jesus and they've been betting on the wrong horse all this time.

Dark Princess #magick #psycho

If this is real, then it makes the Daevite religion sound downright cuddly. If it's not, I look forward to whatever GoI comes out of this literal Lovercraftian nonsense.

Cambion-Hunter #dunning-kruger #fundie

ISLAMIC RELIGIOUS TEXTS actually condemn acts of terrorism, and commans all Muslims to get along with the other “peoples of the Book,” eg, Jews and Christians. The ones who don't aren't just bad people, they're bad Muslims.

Federale #racist

@ryu238 #110888
They have a colour swatch card. Are you as white as pure driven snow? Welcome to America! Any deviation from that? Sorry, country's all full, try your luck in Whogivesashitistan.

Mike Lindell #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #god-complex

@arp #110578

Of course he's not selling them. Those are exclusively for his own personal use.

And how does a dakimakura work when you're the bitch for the featured character? Does Mikey's Trump-sempai pillow come with an “attachment?” Argh, it's too early to be having mental images like that, why did you lead me down that path, arp? Whyyyyyy?

My nonsense aside, momentarily, what exactly is Mental Mike's masterplan here? Build more and larger prisons to house the Chosen One's detractors, or just set aside a plot of land for the Loyal Few, fence it off, and consider the rest of the the world outside the fence to be “in prison?”

Malevolencel #sexist #transphobia

“We're not the incels! It's you NORMIES who respect women, don't demand free sex the very moment you tip your sweet-ass fedora or hold open a door, and shower semi-regularly who are the reeeeeeeeeeal incels!”

Benjamin Fulford #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

Benjy Fulpants to the revived USSR: “It-it's not like I like you or anything…baka!”

Why in the name of Khrushchev's ghost is he stanning the Soviet Union? Is he nostalgic for the specter of nuclear annihilation that loomed over the world? Does he think we'll get some top notch Rambo sequels after so many disappointments? Is he bummed that Communism fell? What exactly is the train of thought passing through the MC Escher train station that is Benjy's mindscape?

And then there's the rest of this brain-rot. The wistful pining for Glorious Russia's return to power threw me off as it is, I haven't even addressed how his pet army of super-invisible awesome-ninjas waged a secret war with not-really-Jews-they-just-wear-Scooby-Jew-masks gangsters at, like, the center of the Earth, or something. He should get a job writing for Hasbro, this is some top-line GI Joe extended universe shit. Y'know, once you clean out all the racism stuff.

I swear, everytime I think he's said the stupidest fucking thing human ears can ever receive, he dusts himself off, cracks his neck Bruce Lee-style, and shows us how it's really done. He's the Beethoven of face-chewing batfuckery nonsense.

Creativity Alliance #racist #fundie #psycho #dunning-kruger

Ah, Creativity - hands down the worst thing to ever come out of Florida, and that's saying a lot. Created, no pun intended, by a legislator who was scared of scary black people and Jews, and was friends with the meatsack who wrote the Turner Diaries, and the trailer park Karen who squeezed out the Prussia Blue kids. Like, a racist Team Rocket, but less competent.

In short, fuck these guys. Fuck them all with their sister-momma-wives’ dicks.

Henry Makow PhD #racist #conspiracy #magick

So Jesus helped invent his own father? Fucking hell, Hank, that is some trippy shit. You were supposed to avoid the brown acid, not shotgun it and chase it down with some funny mushrooms you found growing in a cave.

Hulk Hogan #conspiracy #wingnut

Terry's just salty that he'll never get that rematch against Betty White he's been jonesing for. Sorry, Thunderlips, that title belt's getting buried with her.

@TheKingOfRhye #110113

I share your pain, man. Although I didn't grow up with wrestling, I was also taken in by the man's charisma; watched his movies, saw that tv show he did with the boat, watched the cartoon, I liked him. Then the curtain fell. Fuck this asshole. It always hurts when the people you grew up with turn out to be fucking horrid. Had the same reaction with Bill Cosby.

Robert Stacy McCain #transphobia

Seems to me the losers in this situation are the ones who judge a person for what body parts they may or may not have.

Kevin Sorbo #conspiracy #pratt #wingnut

Join us again tomorrow on the next episode of “Kevin Sorbo Shares Another One Of His Kinks,” when he declares that getting pegged by a stray cow on his wedding night was the event that turned him into a man.

Galighticus Services #crackpot #magick #mammon

Galighticus

Galan of Taa is unamused by your bullshit.

Also, “send us $900 and we'll telepath you good vibrations; if you do not receive your good vibrations, no refunds, but do use your shiny new store credit to request more good vibrations” is ballsy as fuck, and clearly preying upon the terminally stupid. I applaud your chutzpah, you magnificent bastard, but may you fry in Hell.

Jerry Derecha/YeshuaBenDavid #crackpot #conspiracy #racist #magick #fundie

*sips water nonchalantly*

Damn, that is a hard swerve into madness. Must be all the lead paint Jerry's been drinking.

Eskimocel #sexist #crackpot #psycho

Science: “Barnacles have the largest penis in proportion to their body size in nature."
This Idiot: “Omigerd, wimmens is having sex with barnacles, science sez so!”
Science: “What? No, we just stated that going by body size, barnacles are hung like fucking elephants, nobody even implied that human women were having sex with them. Just because something has a big dick, doesn't mean women are screwing it. Porn isn't rality, not all women are sizequeens, and your packing a pygmy pizzlestick might not be the sole reason you can't get any, you odious hobgoblin.”

Also:

…enter the vagina and touch the clit

A lot of words to say you skipped basic sex ed class, but I can't honestly say I'm surprised.

Judy Byington/Whiplash347 #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #mammon

@Bastethotep #109669

Well, *yeah*, when Commies like Obama and AOC are all for it. But when the people who think V is a documentary do it, it's a *good* thing.

Also,

…dropped from 46k to 44,000

. Oh noes, it dropped 2000 points? Why, that are the biggestest number in all the maths!