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DiggerForTruth #conspiracy #racist #dunning-kruger

THAT IS ONE THING HITLER WAS NOT – A COWARD.

And that is why he gladly surrendered to the allies, accepted a trial for war crimes at Nuremberg, testified on his own behalf why Jewish florists and bakers were somehow part of the Big Bad Jew Hegemony, and then stoically strode up to the gallows, nodded to the hangman, and with nary a tear in his eye nor a quiver in his lip, stepped off the scaffolding and into the infinite.

I mean, if he were a coward, he’d have done something cowardly, like blow his fucking brains out in an expensive-ass root cellar.

And how is it that anyone who points out the wrongness of your harebrained assertions are all brainwashed, but you’re the idiot with the madness mantra?

DiggerForTruth #conspiracy #racist

Okay, I never took Economics - one glance at my banking history would make that glaringly clear - but A) What exactly is it that the Jews do wrong in how they operate banks, if any bank manager or president happens to actually be Jewish, and B) What alternative would this fuckstick prefer? I always thought the big bugbear the Naziboys had with Jewish bankers was that the Bible forbids charging interest on loans, whereas banks, not being religious institutions anymore, had no such limitation. Is that all it is, or is this kiddie pool of stupid deeper than that?

Ben Shapiro #fundie

Actually, has anyone taken the time to check Ben Shapiro’s freezer for body parts? Because this “fuck the living, I’M inconvenienced” mentally is pure fucking serial killer-chic right there.

Andrew Anglin #crackpot

1. Pretty sure healthcare workers are the working class, you fucking eel. And unlike your barely-qualified-to-deliver-pizzas ass, they’re right in the fucking line of fire for this virus.

2. You do not, nor have you ever, worshipped Jesus. He was a Jew, he was brown-skinned, and most damning, he was not Andrew “I could comfortably fuck a mosquito and still have room inside it for both hands and a sandwich” Anglin, the only being you DO worship.

3. Oh no not respecting the wimmens what horrors what hell the living shall envy the dead in case you cant tell i am so stricken with fuckmothering sarcasm i cant even be arsed to punctuate.

4. Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou and may both your hands be caught in the undercarriage of a running lawnmower.

Eric Dubay #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

Except nobody was bewildered by any of the stuff you railed about, they just took it as elements of world-building. My god, your brain must be lit up like a Christmas tree on psylocibin, from how jumbled and nonsensical your thoughts seem to be.

Shawntheimmortal942 #wingnut #homophobia #racist

From how triggered this asshole is over the simplest fucking thing, I’d say Marvel’s more likely to just make him the new Snowflake.

Off the Kirb Ministires #fundie

Heard of God. Heard of Jesus. Heard of Heaven, and of Hell. Still not convinced. Guess God doesn’t really want me in his Kingdom, if none of his sales reps are able to convince me to buy in.

BITG #sexist

Spoiler alert, knucklefucker: that glimmer of disappointment in Daddykin’s eye? It’s not because you brought home a big girl. It’s not about her at all. It’s about the fuckmumple meatmuppet of a son he foisted onto the world. And it’s probably there in his eyes right now, as he watches you rail about what a fucking studly incel god you are to your impotent internet boyfriends in his fucking basement.

Stacey McStationary #quack #conspiracy

The only way an aggressive microbe can invade your body and make you sick, is when it’s injected into your bloodstream with a needle

Or by ingestion. Or respiration. Or through an open wound. Or through a permeable membrane like the surface of the eye.

PROTIP, Sugar: Learn biology first, then voice your mind. Doing it the other way around just makes you look like an idiot.

Greg Holt #wingnut #racist

Peter Bradley #racist

@Malingspann #37758

That is the only Alien Nation anyone should know. Criminally underrated show.

OT: These asshats would have sided with the hoop-burning psychos who nearly lynched a nine-year old girl who’s only crime was trying to go to school. How dare filthy outsiders come to their perfect, gleaming white nation - sorry, White Nation - to try to make a better lives for themselves like their ancestors did?

Sparrow’s Song #homophobia #conspiracy #racist

Wouldn’t people have to actually throw your ilk the teeniest crumb of acknowledgment in order for anyone to make propaganda intended to gay-ify you? This is gonna be a big shock, but nobody ever thinks about you. EVER.

COVID and Cambria #moonbat #conspiracy

Dan Patrick #wingnut

there are "more important things than living.

Then please kindly do them, preferably in a fire.

Greg Holt #wingnut #racist

Have fun living in an America without it’s largest economic source, jackass.

Libfornia’s new capitol will be poop central, San Francisco.

Oh hahahaha, because gay people! I’d like to change my initial charge of “jackass” to “asshole.”

jerrycan dan #sexist

There are dragon-dick dildos (I swear by the Power of Greyskull, I only know this because I live on the internet.); does this, therefore, mean there are women (or men) that fuck dragons, or does it mean that peoples’ kinks are weird?

James Rink #conspiracy #ufo #crackpot

Or, y’know, the virus is just a virus. Not everything is lizard-people from beyond the stars working with the Jews to subvert the meal of dinner or whatever nonsense you types come up with.

Gunnersup & RopeMaXXer #sexist

Incels don’t have sex. That’s their whole thing. It’s what they’re all about.

So in what fucking way would neutering them have any impact on overpopulation? They don’t contribute to the population in anyway. They barely contribute to society at all, except perhaps to keep the Faygo and Cheeze-Doodles industries afloat.

Andrew Anglin #racist #sexist

It’s basically going to be like an awesome video game.

Has Shrewy never played a video game before? He should know that the rape gangs in video games usually end up torn to fuck by the hero’s VATS-enhanced Railway Rifle or some sort of sass-talking flaming sword.

Anonymous #wingnut #conspiracy

no-regrets-here #homophobia

Then why isn’t heterosexuality communicable? Why are there no “straight-conversion camps?”

And why is it that, despite my former perusals of Dragonball and it’s affiliated manga, my martial arts skills remain somewhere between “drunks who just watched the Matrix,” and “sat in on a class at the Y and got the gist of it.?”

Shawntheimmortal942 #wingnut #racist

I’ll admit the names are cringy af, and the whole concept smacks of “try-hard”-ism with more than a pinch of what Tv Tropes calls the Fad Super, meaning that in like, three years, they’ll be relegated to the Z-List, but to call for an entire industry to collapse because of two fucking characters? I actually own an issue of Amazing Spider-Man where a letter writer decried the very existence of Robbie Robertson - y’know, the black guy at the Daily Bugle - as the death knell of America because he wasn’t scraping and bowing and "yessuh”ing to Jonah’s every white whim. Still waiting on that to happen, and I’m predicting comics will last a while longer yet.

But by all means, Grampa, keep on yelling at that cloud.

RREEEEEEEEE #psycho

Ugh, when exactly did incel posts start becoming a digital emetic? Between this and the moron who was bitching about women being whores because he couldn’t keep his dumb ass off the dark web, I have this overwhelming desire to purge everything I’ve ever eaten.

Anonymous #conspiracy #racist

Corpses! Famous for their long shelf-life!

Seriously, even pickled, embalmed or mummified, after ten years a corpse looks nothing like the bodies found at the camps. These idiots are seriously starting to reach with their excuses.

Jonathan Shuttlesworth #quack #homophobia #fundie

America will be minimally affected by coronavirus

Because apparently twenty-thousand people dead ain’t shit to Gawd.

And I get the feeling if Reverend Shuttlecock were alive back then, then he’d be defying medical suggestions to curb the Black Plague by running out, drinking from chamber pots and sucking the lice off rats.

In short, Shuttleworthless, you’re a fucking idiot.

Six unnamed Jakarta vigilantes #transphobia #psycho

The North Jakarta Police have charged a group of men who allegedly burned a 42-year-old transgender woman to death with aggravated assault.

…burned a 42-year-old transgender woman to death with aggravated assault.

…to death with aggravated assault.

AGGRAVATED ASSAULT

No, pretty sure that’s called “murder,” in the civilized world. Probably with a “depraved indifference” rider tacked on, if not a “hate crime.” It takes a pointed amount of evil to stand around while a person burns to death, and doubly so if you’re the sick fuck who lit the match.

Staropramen #racist #fundie #psycho

@DizzyDream #36203

But DD, only White, Heterosexual Christian American Males are people, don’t you know your Bible? It says so in big 72-point font, probably Comic Sans or something, somewhere near the back.

Mike King #conspiracy #racist

@Malingspann #36113

It’s getting to the point where I have this theory that Mike King is actually from that alternate world in Alan Moore’s Tom Strong comics, where Hitler was a humanitarian who tried to save the world; Mikey’s just found himself in our world and hasn’t figured out that our Hitler was a fucking monster yet.

Atavistic Autist #conspiracy #racist

Thoughts? Questions? Concerns?

Thoughts? Yeah, you’re mother should have swallowed.

Questions? Just how closely related are your parents?

Concerns? Certainly none about you passing this idiocy onto your children, that’s for sure.

Rush Limbaugh #wingnut #racist #mammon #conspiracy

I imagine that the headspace inside Rush Limbaugh’s skull must be really nice and spacious, given that Hillary is living there rent-free. I mean, it’s been four years, she isn’t in the public eye anymore, she’s not running for any kind of office, she’s firmly out of the zeitgeist, but the Trumpservatives can’t let go of the fact that, technically, their god was beaten by a girl.

And if the Democrats could organize a conspiracy so vast that entire countries fell under their sway, then I guess they win the US forever. Seriously, if they’ve achieved ‘Evil Overlord’ status, game over for the Cons.

Sherry Shriner #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #ufo #mammon

James True #conspiracy #crackpot #magick

@Tempus #35785

Hal Turner is a white nationalist toolbag.

As well as an FBI informant and shill. How these type of tinfoiled black-chopper chasers think he’s still a reliable source baffles. Except, he still tickles their ears with calls against a Jewish hegemony and calls for a race war.

Randy #fundie

You advocate the beating of children with a rod on the back. I advocate the same for you. You clearly need an attitude adjustment, you seem to believe your inane superstition justifies child-abuse.

thespanishcel & Arthur Copenhauer #sexist

Or, as it would be in actual reality:

Pedophile: “Hey, they wanted it, you just don’t understand our love!”
Actual Human Being: “Is fire a legitimate form of execution? Slow fire? Is that a thing?”
Incel: “The most important thing in the history of ever is that my wicklet gets wet, and if the entirety of the human race isn’t tripping over themselves like a Three Stooges routine on roller skates, then that proves that I’m being oppressed and everyone deserved to DIE!!!”

Jah Truth #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot

Brian Niemeier #wingnut

*Sigh*

What’s his fucking issue now? Rise of the Shield Hero not mentioning Jesus enough? A lack of giant mecha shows for him to take ideas from? Or is he, rightfully so, pissed that the Interspecies Reviewers dub got dropped?

For that matter, has he ever detailed what and who this “Death Cult” boogeyman he’s built up for himself even really is?

+ INTENTIONALLY STARVE YOU + #conspiracy

Dude, just say ‘Jews’, rather than pretend to be subtle with the quotation marks.

Also, kinda certain that “COMMUNISTS” eat too. Where are they going to get their food from?

CrossRufus #dunning-kruger #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot #pratt

If people want to believe in woobity-woo, coo’ beans. The problems set in when they try to legislate that everyone else believe in woobity-woo, or that your children be taught their woobity-woo, or that you, your loved ones, or random strangers are somehow nefarious instigators of said woobity-woo and therefore need to be harmed in someway. Those dangerous fuckwhistles need to be stopped, and since we have no way to do it physically, mockery shall be our sword.

Welcome to the Rogues’ Gallery, CrossRufus. Fuckwhistle be thy name.

MoggedManlet #sexist #crackpot

My parents will have been married for forty-one years this August, a span of time that has seen three children in eight years, constant fighting, a period of separation spanning at least several Christmases, unemployment, reconciliation, two more children, mortgages, college, raising those five kids, running a failing business, two spats of homelessness and long stretches of illness.

They’re still together, through all that.

Not a great model for raking in the dough, moron. Maybe it’s just you that nobody can love.

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy

Totally. Bernie Sanders went to China, swiped the Covid-infected lovechild of Elvis and the Area 51 alien that Obama sold to the Chinese in order to fund his time travel program which resulted in the Kennedy assassination. Then, Bernie squeezed the wheezy tot like a set of bagpipes over one of the myriad goods made in China, which were then sent aaaaaaaaall over the world, just so one piddly fucking country could instill a system whereby if you caught this strange new virus, you wouldn’t have to choose between rent and medicine.

That’s exactly what happened.

Hopefully your grown-up helper will tell you that I’m being sarcastic.

zekr #psycho

I wonder what will happen when his dystopic wave of suicidal despair doesn’t come to pass. Will he collapse into an incoherent puddle of babbling upon seeing civilization weathering this pandemic, incapable of understanding why they haven’t succumbed to the depression and…whatever the hell else is wrong with his lot, the way he has?

FaceandHFD

Normies don’t toss you idiots a whit of a thought. They’re too busy living the lives that scare you so.

Linesnap99 #conspiracy #sexist

@WhiteNoise #34965

Is there any kind of entertainment that can make Incels happy other than their own bizarro universe fap fiction?

Gladiatorial fights where every woman who ever said ‘no’ to them, despite them being ‘nice guys’ and even holding the door for a cute chick that one time, are forced to fight large African carnivores.

Everything else is just a cope.

Stephan Kinsella #wingnut #elitist

Butch Mailhot #fundie

I hope you at least washed your hands properly before you pulled this factoid out of your arse, Butch.

Mike Adams #quack #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #elitist #psycho

Anonymous Coward #conspiracy

The Coronahoax is all about one thing: the JFK assassination

What. The. Hell?

Somehow, we were going in a straight line on this highway through Tinfoil Country, and we still took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

As long as we’re playing Oliver Stone: Time Hopper, why not try to pin the sinking of Lusitania on the JFK coverup, too? Sure, it happened a few years before JFK was even born but clearly that shouldn’t matter, right?

mylifeistrash #psycho

You weren’t born to suffer, asshole; you choose to suffer. A lot of people you would consider ugly or short or whatever the hell metric you use to arbitrarily measure human worth live full, happy lives. You, however, refuse to even try, and then you blame everyone else because oddly enough, not trying does not, for some reason, get you a fucking trophy!

Mike King #conspiracy

Here’s the thing though, Mater: in order for (((THEIR))) nefarious plot to work, Donald Trump would have to do every wrong thing one can do during a pandemic, and so far, he seems to be playing along beat by beat. So, is he a part of the eeeeevil plan too? Or is he just a fucking idiot sitting in an office he is grossly unsuited for? Either he’s in on it, or he’s Gumped his way into the highest office, which is it, Catboy?

Wagner. Brasil sobre tudo and Patti Fraley #conspiracy #wingnut

The comments are just a mind-boggling showcase of what the hell is wrong with the educational and mental health care systems of various so-called developed nations. Most folks wouldn’t believe some rando anon on 4chan if they posted that water was wet, and rightly so, but some nobody gives himself a single-letter anonym and tickles the ears of a collective of paranoiacs and conspiracy nuts, and suddenly it’s the gospel fucking truth.

And worse yet, they’ve built themselves a comfortable and impenetrable fortress of bullshit, so that nothing shy of confirmation of their delusion will ever move them. No matter what evidence is given, they will never budge, and will continue to demand that innocent people die because of a lie they chose to believe. Have we learned nothing from the lives destroyed by the Satanic Panic and the Pedo (Snipe)Hunt of the late ’80’s?