In turn, I would like to introduce a new form of poorly researched economic overhaul. You’re all familiar with the wharrblegarble and unimplementable nonsense of GESARA and NESARA correct? And how people assume these things can just magically do any number of things, up to and including getting rid of debt and simultaneously enriching the country through…gold? Silver? Something?
Well, let me introduce you to the new unimplementable financial plan. I give you…GAYSARA. Now, I know that it doesn’t sound very conservativey traditional values-y to have your currency backed by sexual sessions with your fellow man. But Greece’s ancient traditions are very very traditional, and if we can pick and choose what we like from the Bible, we can pick and choose what we like from there too.
GAYSARA will among other things rebalance the global financial situation, while simultaneously making your grandkids say they’re sorry for thinking you were a total kook, and at the very same time make China go “I am so sorry I was so naughty”! All this and more, whatever you decide GAYSARA’s gonna do, chances are it can totally do that…
Just as long as you give me Paypal money. It’s totally not a grift. Honest.