Medical bed.
They use a technology to transform your body into optimal health using the original codes in your DNA. This technology has been proven.
Yes, by the 2013 film “Elysium” with Matt Damon and Jodie Foster, which is, of course, like all Hollywood films, literally true.
With this technology, our society will focus on health rather than disease in the medical field.
But why? Your ilk made it more than clear that you like disease!
There will be no reason for any industry to benefit from the epidemic.
Wait. Did you just say you're against industry and profits, you FILTHY COMMUNIST?!
With Med Beds, every human being will be able to freely restore health and live a healthier life at an older age than we have been able to experience recently.
I KNEW IT! Demanding free healthcare for everyone, you COMMIE BASTARD! Literally worse than Hitler! (of course, that's not a high bar, since trumpists like Hitler…)
This technology will be fully funded by the white hat military.
This is getting worse and worse! Now you want take money away from the white hoods in the military, you entitled welfare queen?!
MED BEDS HAVE THE ABILITY TO REGROW ORGANS THAT ARE MISSING, SUCH AS A GALL BLADDER, KIDNEY OR LYMPH NODES ETC. ETC. THROUGH THE USE OF LIGHT SPECTRUMS AND FREQUENCIES.
So, it's just going to flash some colorful lights at you, like some Fisher Price toy?