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@Timjer

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot

universallyabhorred #sexist #psycho

Ooh, like a Tantalus torment? Being stuck, immobilized, unable to even fap, while Chads and Stacies have orgies in front of him nonstop? Good idea!

Donald Trump #fundie #god-complex #wingnut

@Bastethotep #53656

Are you sure you were talking to God and not, you know, the other guy?

Frankly, you could ask that about any of these fundies…

Or is “God” what you call your penis?

Hah! I’d say that’s more appropriate than it should be, but I’d never would have thought “God” was actually a tiny, malformed, & insignificant thing!

universallyabhorred #sexist #psycho

[Serious] Is Rape Punishment or Reward to Incels?

We all know incels are worthless hateful sex-addicts that need a beating, but rape is an entirely different story. Majority of incels get off when raped or at least fantasize about it which means on some level they want and need it. So under what circumstances does rape feel good or bad to incels? Inb4 looks, it's more complicated than that, even ugly old women get some incel attention.

There, fixed it for ya!

Donald Trump #fundie #god-complex #wingnut

@Bastethotep #53601

Honestly, I may be a genuine atheist, but even then I just don’t see how there can be any kind of benevolent deity if the likes of “Donald the Trump” are allowed to do whatever they want.

I mean, Zeus for one may have been a huge jerk, but even he would be disgusted by the Trump. And I’m not even speaking about Odin, Ra, Vishnu, Izanagi, El/YHWH/Jehova/Yahweh/Allah… Or even just the other Olympians or the Titans or Protogenoi, or the Aesir, Vanir, & Jotnar…

Hell, Hera, Artemis, Hestia, & Athena alone would smite Trump for being a misogynistic douche. And Sekhmet would just devour him like the lioness she is. Or how about a single Jotunn like Skadi or Gerd could stomp him like the orange maggot he is…

Oh, f*cking damnnit, never before have I lamented being right about my atheism so much….

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot #homophobia

So, let me get this straight: caring about your fellow human beings, and believing in their potential, is somehow evil?

…Well, coming from a proud kiddiediddler & misogynist who thinks that hating others a lot is good, I shouldn’t be surprised…

Fluff The Cat #homophobia #fundie

You know, if the mere existence of normal, human characters is already a “war against Christians”, then perhaps it’s Christians who are doing something wrong, not everyone else.

Personalityinkwell #sexist #psycho

Flushed Guilt #sexist

Wow! What a c*nt (the man, I mean)! I hope she divorces him. What you did, taking away her choice borders on outright rape!

I’m a guy and even I pity the fact that most “people” these days expect all women to carry children or else they aren’t “real” women. Have any of you douches ever considered that maybe, just maybe, the feeling of having a parasite growing inside of you (and having to take care of it for almost 20 years afterwards) may not be for everyone?

WOMEN SHOULD NOT BE PRESSURED INTO GETTING PREGNANT! Besides, we’re overpopulated as it is; a few less births wouldn’t harm anyone.

Angry Black Femme Girl #psycho #sexist

Alright then, Ms Nazi, how does that make you any better than the men you so despise? You don’t see me doing any of that to women yet you still wish to gas me…

See, this is why bigots and extremists are the same no matter which side they’re on.

metabuxx #sexist #psycho #racist #crackpot

“I wish I lived in an ideal world. A world where incels are born without dicks and are trained to be silent around actual human beings.”

There, ffy

Donald Trump #god-complex

…Trump, either you don’t believe everything you say, in which case you’re obviously a compulsive liar and therefore shouldn’t be trusted with any authority; OR you do believe everything you say, in which case you’re obviously completely delusional and therefore CERTAINLY shouldn’t be trusted with any authority.

TL;DR: No matter how you twist it, any time Trump opens his anus-mouth he proves he should not be anywhere near the White House. Which shows he’s also an idiot as he simply never shuts up.

a BEAUTIFUL STATUE

Now, why do I think he means an (anatomically correct) statue of a naked porn star-esque girl prostrating before him, that he can fondle and ogle whenever he wants?

Anonymous #racist #psycho

@DarkPhoenix #53285

To each their own. I prefer playing as a morally good Dovahkiin myself, but still one that does not hesitate to use his full divine powers to annihilate anyone who’s a threat to innocents and peace.

Vasily Kukushkin #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

I think I speak for most people on earth that I’d much rather play a game where you shoot the Nazis (or Demon Nazi, or Nazi Zombies, or Cyborg Nazis, or alien Nazis, or any combination) instead, thank you very much.

Justice #magick

…So what? You’d rather be born under Uranus?

Apologies, as I kinda hate that stupid joke myself. But it was just too good to pass up.

Anonymous #racist #psycho

Hmmm, now I think we should make an FSTDT game where you can go around mowing down regular Fundies, Incels, StormTrumpers, Racists, DJS, etc… With a wide variety of weapons of your choice and skins of your choice, of course.

What? Can I please just live out my fantasies about letting the Nemesis, or Kratos, or Doomguy, or John-117, or Bayonetta, or Ratchet, or any other badass video game hero (or villain) loose on these douchenozzles?

Jenna Ellis (Trump campaign advisor) #transphobia

What ChrisBP747 said. Behavior like this from goverment aides or whatever should shock me, but nowadays nothing the StormTrumpers do can still surprise me. I swear, if StormTrumpers were to suddenly massacre black and/or hispanic children as a sacrament to “God-Emperor Trump”, I wouldn’t be shocked anymore. Horrified, of course, but nothing I can’t see them doing.

President Donald Trump #conspiracy #sexist #wingnut

ShadyWalt #wingnut

I couldn't hear you over the sound of my gun

…That already says more than I’d like to know. But still enough to know you’re a piece of crap.

pbjnmilk #psycho

…If you dare hurt my Scotty (and he hasn’t torn your throat out yet or bitten off your hand already) I will personally make you more afraid of me than of him, such as by ripping out your eyes and then shoving them up your anus so that the only thing you’ll see is your own shit-filled rectum.

Aeriona626 #psycho

I don’t have the patience to deal with kids myself. But even I say with conviction that you’re a blatant psycho and should be locked up in the deepest, darkest hole for the rest of your life.

YourSisterWasRaped #psycho

Dude, you do know that extreme animal abuse (and also not caring about it) is a sign of psychopathy, right? We don’t have to know you deeply, this statement (and username) alone says more than enough.

And this is coming from someone who does not necessarily love animals, but certainly wouldn’t torture or hurt them for fun. Hell, I’d even feel bad for killing a random spider in my home. It’s called having a basic respect for life.

maps1234567890 #wingnut #psycho #racist

F*ck off. There’s a HUGE difference between a single police officer being forced to shoot one or more armed maniacs out of self defense and three cops grabbing a single, unarmed man and murdering him in cold blood by asphyxiation just because they can. There’s a reason why cops aren’t allowed to be judge, jury, and executioner.

Trump Vs. ____🇺🇸 #fundie #conspiracy

…You know what, fine. Let’s assume good ol’ Luci is real. And he’s evil itself. And is a master liar. You know what his most likely master lie would be? Convincing countless morons on earth that they’re “super special” (feeding their hubris), and that the infinite universe god actually created is a fake (to keep them looking only inwards at their little rock), and that the only way they’ll be immortal is by causing conflict, death, suffering, and hate wherever they go.

And, above all else, to blindly believe everything Luci himself says via his “holy book”, and burn and kill everyone who tries to talk to them.

Think about that for once, ya morons!

Vernon Richards #racist #psycho

…Calls Muslims violent and terrorists, while wanting to throw actual nukes upon countless innocents himself.

SIGH Sure, why not?

Donald Trump #wingnut #god-complex

Do you know it's my dream to have my face on Mount Rushmore?

Congrats! And it’s one of my dreams to have you, Trump, turned into a series of immortal dwarves who’s sole purpose is to forever serve as a literal footstool and asswiper to poor black people in a homeless shelter(*). All while I, a renaissance-man with the body of a greek god, laugh from my "modest” mansion in an arcadia while being served by a harem of my waifu’s as I keep writing Nobel-prize winning progressive literature. But we can’t all get what we want…

(*)No, really. I’m kinda creative in my sadism and I just hate Trump that much.

@WhiteNoise #52419

Next thing you know, Trump will want to carve his initials and face on the moon… And name the US “Trumpland”… And put his face on all dollar bills, all while laughing evilly with his pinky in his mouth…

My lord! He really is a cliche supervillain! …Without the charm, of course.

Neggr #crackpot #psycho #dunning-kruger

If you really are what you eat then I, well… remember that old Axe commercial where a man puts on the Axe deodorant and then turns into a “chocolate man” that women can’t resist smelling, licking, or taking bites out of? Well, that’d be me. And I don’t know if I should be happy or curse my reality.

…And now I realize I may just have turned countless incels into diabetics.

Representative-Way39 #sexist

I dare you to jump into a ring with the likes of Gina Carano and say that to her face.

Total Imbecile #sexist #psycho

Tell that to the myriads of badass women (such as professional MMA fighters, or marines) who could effortlessly snap your basement-dwelling neckbeard neck!

…Hell, I’d pay real money to see that happen.

The only reason I wouldnt do it is because Im a nice guy

…Does- does he really believe that!? Talk about being delusional!

autisticblackcel #sexist #psycho

…Depends, which powers do I get? But yeah, I’d go for option C: Disarm and incapacitate him until the cops arrive.

Weirdo #psycho

Lady, I agreed with you (and understand) on the whole “uncomfortable around kids” and “not wanting kids of your own” stuff. But then you just haaaad to go full psycho and condone child abuse and abandonment. You’re sick, ok?

Caamib #psycho

Dear God/YHWH/Jehova/El/Allah, Zeus, Ra, Odin, Vishnu, Amaterasu, Quetzalquatl, whatever… All I want right now(*) is to shove a rusty shotgun up this thing’s colon and pull the trigger. Is that too much to ask?

(*)Aside from kicking Trump in the nards and eradicating COVID-19 (I have my priorities straight, after all).

Clementine Ford #sexist #moonbat

@Titania #52053

Then she should target just those douchebags who harass her, not everyone who has nothing to do with it. I mean, I for example despise StormTrumpers and hope that they get COVID-19 (though not necessarily die from it) for denying it exists. But if I were to follow Clementine’s reasoning, I’d instead start hating all US Citizens, especially the innocent ones.

WoodrowWoodThough #wingnut #racist

I mean, these days I wouldn’t even dare going on vacation to the US anymore, let alone raise a family there. And that’s even ignoring COVID-19. The sheer xenophobia, ignorance, stupidity, aggression from its citizens (and some officials), not to mention a terrible healthcare system and education system, plus the rampant gun violence compared to most of the world… Yeah, I have to agree there.

President Donald Trump #racist #god-complex

<@Why?> #52046

Even if someone highly competent would write Trump’s speeches, who’s to say Trump will actually deliver them convincingly and properly? Or even follow the script instead of ignoring it halfway and doing one of his rants again…

You see, to appear smart you actually need some degree of intelligence. And forgive me for sounding arrogant, but Trump really does sound intellectually disabled to me (an IQ of less than 90, I think). No, really, I’m not joking. I really do get that impression every time from seeing him speak.

Clementine Ford #sexist #moonbat

…It’s also killing women at a fast rate, ya dumbass.

TheSavior #god-complex #crackpot

President Donald Trump #racist #god-complex

FFS! Trump, you’re the president of the USA (sadly). ACT LIKE IT!!

fschmidt #psycho

Trump dictatorship

the sane world: Of course you realize, this means war!

…No, seriously, it’s not a joke. There really will be another civil or even world war if Trump is not stopped by next elections. The thing really is that batshit crazy and stupid. He’s the most dangerous thing this side of COVID-19, I’d wager.

Justice Bao #sexist #psycho

“oneitis”? What is that, what even is that? I know it’s incel black speech, but I genuinly can’t translate it.

Besides, it makes me think of the Futurama disease “boneitis”, which now I kinda hope these incels do have…

Introvert #sexist #psycho

@Malingspann #51734

Hmmm, if Incels are Skynet (and perhaps general males are the slave-like Terminators(*)), and women are the Resistance, then I for one would love to be a “deprogrammed” Terminator fighting his own kind. Even if it just means I’ll have Arnie’s physique.

(*)Funny thing is, the Terminators themselves are enslaved by Skynet. And if freed from their programming, can actually be more humane than most humans.

…Sure, why not. It’s not as if we needed more proof that incels.co is a breeding ground for the most evil and despicable creatures Humanity has to offer, but I’ll take what I can get.

Let me just say, to those who venture in that unholy domain of darkness where no trace of humanity exists just to mine for quotes, I salute you. Especially if you manage to keep your sanity even remotely intact.

…You know, I thought I’d be more furious at the sheer sickening psychopathy of incels and how they give everything male a bad name and treat everyone so horribly. But perhaps I’m just so unbelievably frustrated I’ve gone full circle. Either way, at this point I can safely say all incels can be murdered and nothing of value will be lost.

Gr8Believer #fundie

@Bastethotep #51556

How can anyone gaze upon this magnificient universe, unfathomably vast and ancient, filled with wonders beyond imagination both grand and small, and react with fear and despair, and ultimately with denial?

That actually reminds me of a quote from Star Trek, from Q himself concerning the vastness of the cosmos: ”It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."

But yeah, I also genuinly can’t grasp why some people so desperatly want our little world to be all that exists. Even in most fantasy settings there is more to existence than just Earth (or its equivalent).

SIGH

Gr8Believer, let me ask you something. Arrogance and pride are sins, yes? THE sins, in fact. Then how is it not the height of hubris to believe that the universe exists purely to (quite literally) revolve around us humans? The only life in existence and made in the image of the Supreme Being? Is it not the height of hubris to believe to know and understand god? Likewise, how is it insulting to the Supreme Being to believe the Supreme Being created a far greater existence than it supposedly did?

To me, an atheist, it makes more sense to believe in god as a true Supreme Being when you consider that it “created” and governs an entire multiverse, composed of trillions of individual universes, each of which contains a myriad of galaxies with millions of lifeforms each.

That, my “friend”, is much more awe inspiring and spiritual than what you claim.

PTsoldierPT & Heracles_Isidori #psycho

@fishtank #51522

Or, if the OP even cares to feel better, being shorter than some amazonian women might mean you’re at face level with their boobs. Makes hugging certainly more interesting and comfortable.

So yeah, I don’t get why incels are so obsessed with being less than 2m tall (which is already very tall). Of course, this is coming from someone who is around 1.95m, but still…

inlovingmemoryofmysanity #wingnut

@The_Crimson_Ghost #51439

I don’t normally condone murder (though I am flexible and pragmatic on most of my beliefs), but Trump is such a piece of subhuman garbage (and the very embodiment of everything wrong with the US) that my biggest regret concerning him is that we can only get rid of him once…

Oh well, at least we still have our imagination.

P.S.: The funny thing is, I hardly even knew who Trump was, let alone cared in any way about him, until he became president. And then it all went downhill from there.

[Donald Trump’s] sacrifice

Apologies, but have I missed some important news? Have I crossed over into Bizarro World again? Because in the name of all that is sane and rational what has Trump EVER sacrificed for anyone!?