“It is tragic that America's teens have immoral, sleazy, God-hating, lesbian, drunkard, reprobates for idols.”
Sounds like the kids are all right.
“Take Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for example—BOTH recently arrested and charged with drunk driving.”
Err, how to tell you this Stewie… Both of them are going 40 or crashed through already(don’t follow their exact age, got better shit to do with my life).
“They ought to be charged with attempted murder, just as all alcohol-impaired drivers should be!”
They are, when there are suspicions as to such a motive. You on the other hand want to charge some drunk jackass torpedoing a dumpster with a fucking murder attempt.
“When people knowingly drink alcohol, and then endanger other people's lives because of it, it is nothing less than PREMEDITATED CRIME.”
Reality and the legal systems all across our planet disagree with you Davey, as do I. Vehemently.
“ Should it be surprising that our courts don't care about the victims of drunk drivers, when they voted in 1973 that a fetus is NOT considered a human being?”
Have you perhaps consulted your own holy scriptures on this case, or you just going by what your own brand of modern cromwellialism preaches, in direct contradiction to your own God’s word, might I add.
“The godless Supreme Court is saying that children aren't even human beings anymore.”
So does Yahve till they are 40 days old. Read your bible, heathen!
“The beer companies tell their customers Don't drink and drive. My question is: If you're getting drunk, and going out of your mind, then how can you maintain enough sense not to get into your car and drive it?”
That is honestly a good one, Dear Stewie here openly admits he cannot even fathom such a thing as self-control, foreknowledge of where your lines are drawn, nor coming prepared and having a sober friend to get you safely to bed.
“This just PROVES the fallacy of the lying propaganda fed to the public from the liquor industry.”
What this proves, is that you are a sad, lonely, old, little man.
“According to OHS Health and Safety Services Incorporated, a BAC of between .05 and .08 means... walking, speech, and hand movements clumsy. Blurred, split, or tunnel vision may occur. Judgment and equipment operating ability impaired.”
Oh man, sure sounds scary, doesn’t it? Now, can you provide the actual circa percentage decrease in each of these qualities? See, because at -5 percent to your general vision, reflexes and hand coordination, it simply does not make enough of a difference to jail people for. at -50 we can most definitely see how this should be verboten, but here’s a kicker, it is, hence the maximum allowed alcohol blood content behind the wheel.
Grading, dear Davey, we do not exist in a binary world, much as you would love it to be true.
“Why?”
Oh, only to enrage your boring, forceful and cromwellian brains, I must conclude.