Citizen_Justin

@Citizen_Justin

Anon #quack #conspiracy #fundie #crackpot

I think this is just trolling for the sake of it. It comes from 4plebs, which I understand is a website which preserves the worst of 4chan, and they troll for their lives over there. Also, conservative Christians… wouldn’t they avoid 4chan? They’ve got their own places in which to spout their nonsense.

Reddit_is_for_cucks #dunning-kruger #sexist

@TheKingOfRhye #98664

If they’re trusting a 14 year old boy not to bullshit a teeny weeny bit when talking about his sexual experiences, then yes, definitely.

Don Elmore #conspiracy

@Peacemonger373 #98650

And Vietnam. I assume he is talking about an entire war here. Which went on for about 28 years (the USA’s involvement was mostly near the end).

Unless he is saying that Vietnam, the country, is imaginary.

Josh Bernstein #wingnut #psycho

So basically he expects a load of truckers to basically give up their jobs because he says so.

Also, he admits enough people to dominate the electorate voted Democratic, therefore, by his own admission the election was not stolen.

Rudd-o #wingnut #homophobia #psycho

Son of the 1st Revolution & Rebel Rebel #racist #wingnut

“I asked a couple of the military men what made them marry Black women.”

From what I know of military men, I reckon the answer would probably be a punch in the face. If the military men in question were feeling charitable, a simple “Fuck off” might suffice.

Jason D. Hill #dunning-kruger #wingnut

Yes, just like the kid at school who was reading the Bible and the teacher ripped it out of their hands, said “This is garbage” and threw it in the trash. Sure.

jhartz39 #conspiracy #crackpot #quack

John Branyan #crackpot #fundie #pratt

AltChristianMan #fundie #conspiracy

New Humanity Movement & 5D EVENTS #crackpot #ufo #magick #quack #conspiracy #mammon

27th event, eh? How many people attended the other 26 events, I wonder?

(PS: The following don’t count; spirit people, invisible people, people watching from another dimension, people on the ceiling, people who can only be seen when you take shitloads of hallucinogenic drugs, etc.)

Brian Niemeier #wingnut #fundie

OnlyFans bans porn. So what? Some shit I’ve only seen incels quoted on FSTDT go on about.

Look, if pornographic content is so important to OnlyFans users, then a pornographic alternative will spring up, much like the ‘fascist alternatives to Twitter’ which I’m sure Brian is familiar with. (He’s probably very familiar with pornography as well, being the hypocrite that he is.)

Stephen Palmer #crackpot #wingnut

I’ve heard unbelievable stories about the training, motivation and abilities (or rather lack thereof) of the Afghan military. Still, the Taliban were able to walk all over them in a matter of days, so perhaps it was at least partly true after all. This idiot on the other hand will find the USA’s military a whole different ball game.

Sean Hross #crackpot #magick

So… this is a dad who can’t take care of his special needs kids because of his own mental illnesses?

Unnamed Pakistani prosecutor and rioters #fundie #psycho

@Passerby #97362

Yep. This is what Brian Niemeier (for example) wants. He would have the boy burned at the stake, if the kid pissed himself in a Catholic church anyway.

Ed Blunk #fundie

Of course they’re not apes! They’re the descendants of a colonisation attempt led by Chewbacca.

Mike Stone #wingnut #quack #sexist #homophobia #transphobia

Jeanice Barcelo #sexist #wingnut #conspiracy #racist

This article was actually by Jeanice Barcelo (hence, “as a woman”).

David Icke’s son has posted it but forgotten to byline it.

Brian Niemeier #fundie #crackpot #homophobia #racist

What everyone else said. Also…

“punish the satanic pedos that populated the deposed order.”

Your new order would be stuffed full of nonces as well, being exclusively of the Catholic church.

QuWave.com #quack #conspiracy #crackpot #mammon

I’m seeing this as looking suspiciously like a kid’s raygun, and being sold at a London market by a portly, middle-aged man in a flat cap whose patter is the above quote. While a younger, lanky sidekick stands nearby smirking.

Claire Khaw #fundie #sexist #psycho

The Final Wakeup Call #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy

Using pure carbon, we could indeed have a network of threads stretching across the sky of every ocean and continent to harness every lightning strike which would provide enough electrical power for every individual on earth.

So all we have to do now is 2 things: invent a way of producing pure carbon, and achieve world peace. Sounds easy.

The Rev. Steven Roland #fundie

Had to look this up to see what he was on about.

The quotee, however, seems to know all about it. Evidently, it’s not just Nazis and incels (and Nazicels) who are wanking to this kind of thing!

Padraig Martin #wingnut #racist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #fundie

Thinks antebellum slavery was just fine, no surprise he thinks the Holocaust was not all that bad either.

With a name like Padraig I wonder what he would think if someone were to suggest that Oliver Cromwell never invaded Ireland and merely sent his New Model Army over there in order to share the English recipe of fish and chips.

JimboJr #quack #conspiracy

Uh, what? The government wants to eat the people? And not in a metaphorical way?

Neil and Melissa Amrhein #fundie #wingnut #quack

All clothing is restrictive. You don’t have the right to walk around naked in public though.

Messing up your kids’s future so you can say “look how special I am, woo hoo”. One of the purest examples of fundie-ism there is.

Socrates #crackpot #racist #homophobia #transphobia #elitist #wingnut

That’s nearly everybody.

For example, carrying a pocket knife (NOT a weapon) is mostly a hangover from days spent as a Scout in boyhood. Or else something you’d expect from someone who’s doing a lot of fixing stuff in their spare time, like a farmer or a biker. You’re talking about 3% of men and 0.1% of women (nail files don’t count).

Also, Socrates (the Greek philosopher) was a “queer”. Probably would have made some others on the list as well, had he lived in modern times. Also, he’s most famous for saying he was aware of his own ignorance, which in the case of this quotee, is blatantly not the case.

Mike Stone #wingnut #quack #conspiracy #elitist

“They respond by stepping ten yards sideways, out into the street, to avoid”

To avoid having Mike Stone spouting his bullshit at them for 20 minutes while they want to be anywhere else.

Anonymous Quora poster #ableist

Good job he’s not hanging round with black kids then, he might become black.

Indian in the Machine/O.N.E. News #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Tom Hanks withdrew from social media because a bunch of lunatics were accusing him of torturing children.

Cowpoleon #transphobia

I agree with @Skide here. IF found guilty, you can’t put Chris-chan in with the men as that would be complicit with murder. The women neither; the crime being rape (therefore, danger to other inmates) and women’s prisons also being full of violent antisocial types (therefore, danger to Chris-Chan). This individual, having already and repeatedly demonstrated a total lack of ability or willingness to adapt or change, needs secure, permanent accommodation, and TBH probably did so even before recent events took place. I hope someone properly takes care of Barb.

Time Transportal #crackpot #conspiracy #quack #ufo

If a wandering planet does drift through the Solar System, the odds are several thousand to one it’ll simply get flung out again by the slingshot effect of the Sun’s gravity (like Oumuamua), crash into the Sun or crash into Jupiter.

Ben Shapiro #crackpot #wingnut

Graham has COVID-19. If he was dealing with a lot of vaccinated people in that time, they would still be able to transmit the virus to unvaccinated fucktards like YOU, Shapiro.

Jim #crackpot #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

Firstly I would like to remind everyone who may have forgotten that this is the same man who said that women enjoy the drama of being rape victims. In my opinion his assertion that the wings on the Space Shuttle are some kind of attempt to steal magic from God, while not his most outrageous or extreme comment, most typifies his thinking. Rather than be aware that everything that goes into space is absolutely necessary, that it needs wings in order to land, that if they could have done it without wings they would have done and that millions of hours and billions of dollars were poured into this, he instead points at something he has no understanding of and makes a stupid remark.

Roosh V #fundie #crackpot

He’ll never accept responsibility for what he’s done but if he wants to die in pain that’s fine by me.

Indeed, I look forward to him crucifying himself, like Mattio Lovat (look it up if you don’t know).

Gary Lamb #wingnut #fundie

Paul Bury #fundie #quack #conspiracy #dunning-kruger

They’re MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS working in a fucking HOSPITAL. They’re going to be way more aware of science than the quotee.

Also it’s their property, so if they have a rule that you wear fishnets and high heels, you either wear fishnets and high heels or you fuck off. Simple as that. Get back to playing Tetris or whatever’s family friendly.

Non PC Infidel #racist

@Anon-e-moose #95872

I always had the frog down as a fedora-wearing PUA. His ‘Please kiss me and I might turn into a prince’ is Shapeshifter Game.

Of course in the modern version that makes all the right-wingers shit themselves over what Disney’s turning into, the frog gets cock-blocked by another girl (possibly black) who appears out of nowhere just before the princess can kiss him and tells him off for using such a corny chat-up line. The two girls then bond over a show involving a hunky travelling jester, and possibly his unicorn as well.

Seth #sexist

I don’t know much about transsexuality but this smells like bullshit to me. The author is presumably living as a female, and a “feminine” one at that; why not a feminine name instead of ‘Seth’ then? Also like @AlpacaLynn says, incel pretending.

Roosh V #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy #racist #sexist

“fellate yourself”

“How can I not conclude that every time I turn on the hot water in the shower I am but a mere scrap of a man compared to my male ancestors”

“You want your pug to live forever and unto the ages of ages”

I’d say he was taking the piss… but this is Roosh. He isn’t bright enough to do that.

On the positive side I find it very funny that the mere act of turning on the heat in the shower is enough to make him question his manhood.

AustinC #fundie #crackpot

Karl Denninger and Ann Barnhardt #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut #psycho

Gabriel Erb #fundie

It happened to me as well. After I was 27, I was… 28. For a whole year too!

Lavern Spicer #dunning-kruger #transphobia

“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that IT was good: and God divided the light from the darkness. And God called the light Day, and the darkness HE called Night.”

Etc. There’s at least 780,000 more words of this.
You lose.

Meus #crackpot #racist

Bollocks, Indians have been known to beat people in public over something as trivial as a labourer daring to wear a pair of shoes. Also, the country is known for having a really big rape problem. (Not that an incel would see that as a problem.)

Plus the sheep/wolf analogy has not been thought through in the least. He makes the whites sound more like sheep, actually.

Mike Stone #quack #conspiracy #wingnut

OK Mike, I’ll stick with the vaccine. You can stick with the coffee, and I’d tell you where to stick the coffee, but there’s no need for me to do that since you’ve just expressed an intention to stick the coffee up there anyway.

Gabriel Erb #fundie

Whatever the numbers were, this moron could have got them to read something. I mean, since this is God we’re talking about, why not just have an affirmation and a signature, like “HesRightGOD”.

Vox Day #fundie #conspiracy

You can’t be sure what he’s on about, as usual, but I reckon it’s Jews this time. ‘Blood Libel’ indeed.

Abbie Bela #ufo

Thought this was going to be another “I identify as an attack helicopter” variant. But it’s more like the Icelanders who shag elves.

Let’s hypothetically assume this was true… if it was, it would be an appalling form of manipulation, like the ‘love spell’ Voldemort’s mum used in Harry Potter. Or from an advanced being’s POV, it would be like when a farmer sprays a sow with a pheremone (sp?) spray to put her into a sexual trance and then impregnates her with a pipette. Either way it would not be anything like love.