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Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

So, the antagonists of your fanfiction are enchanting your McGuffins with dark magicks, and you need thoughts and prayers?

Also, which role does Pluto play in this? Or is this some weird-ass code for yet another trumplicking qanon bullshit?

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #magick #quack #conspiracy

tl;dr “Magical magicks are magick, so just cast a spell against the evul dark magicks of the dark wizards of the other tribe”.

The Saker #racist #wingnut #conspiracy

Black Lilith #magick

Well, on the up side, inventing a imaginary magical girlfriend like this and convincing yourself that your lewd daydreams are real is still better than turning into an incel…

Conservapedia #dunning-kruger

I’m surprised this trumpist is even aware that it’s Clark’ son who is bi. Usually they just screech about how the evul leftists are turning superman gay.

Sozo Church Of God #fundie #pratt

If Atheists truly believe there is no God why do they spend so much time trying to convince others.

Because your live in a borderline theocracy, where basic concepts like evolution are considered “political”, because you fundies are doing your darndest to fight objective reality.

I remember talking to a friend a while back: “isn’t it wild how the americans have actual communities and organizations based around atheism?” We are both atheists, but over here, there is simply way less need for a push-back.

David Chase Taylor #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Wait, that was yesterday? Goddammit, I missed it again!

Socrates #crackpot #racist #wingnut

Classic “NO U are the nazi for calling me nazi!” defense. Nazis just love to use it, good way to spot them in the wild.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy #quack

With colored wave spectrums
Which emit a frequency

This legit made me laugh. It’s not that far from “fluffy density”.

Also, just googled “Necromiton”, found this: https://ascensionglossary.com/index.php/Necromiton_Invasion

this doesn’t look like satire, or like someone documenting delusions. This looks like they are actually trying to write down their lore in an organized fashion. Which implies a level of coherence I did not expect…

Lisa Renee #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

That is an impressive amount of bullshit! I kinda suspect that this is either auto-generated, or a very elaborate poe. I find it hard to believe that this word salad actually resolves to anything coherent within any mind.

Edit: but it seems they do indeed have more or less coherent lore which uses all these terms, as I noticed in the Bennet Lee Ross post…

Cynic #sexist

Why is he even trying to invoke “studies”, “informed consent” and such? We all know incels don’t consider women, er, “FEEEEEMOIDS”, as people, and would treat them like slaves if they could.

-_- , personalityinkwell & ÜbermenschPilled #sexist

I wanted to say, “yeah, so what if it’s 'biologically normal’, still doesn’t mean you should act on it, are you an animal or something?”, but then I noticed the incelspeak. So I guess, yes, they are basically dumb, instinct-driven animals.

Chopinwannabe #fundie #sexist

You are nothing on your own, but you should rejoice, because God has given you everything, including your value if you're humble enough to accept it.

This is even worse. Not only is everyone worthless, but you are supposed to also lick the feet of the abuser who made it so, and THAT is then the only worth you have!

Edit: maybe that’s the reason why some christians have such a hard-on for imagining being persecuted: their religion an abusive relationship where the abuser is their imaginary friend!

Candace Owens #conspiracy #wingnut

Why is there being a cartel instead of a proper health system a bad thing to a GOPnik, though? I mean, they hate healthcare and are all for uncontrolled runaway capitalism!

@Zinnia #112067

I’m surprised, because that implies she’s considering an actually somewhat useful medicine to be a miracle cure. Usually, it’s either completely useless (dewormer), or not even medicine (actual piss).

Medeea Greere #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

@Sasha #111802

Don’t you know? It’s FAKE NEWS!!1 that you have to actually build and mantain facilities! They just show up if you believe hard enough! That’s how NASA put slave camps on Mars and Jupiter and how the THEM are able to produce and distribute chemtrails, too!

Conservapedia #dunning-kruger

This is literally porn to american conservatives, isn’t it? They all seem to share that self-victimization fetish.

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #crackpot

Nah, “inceldom” is an internet subculture based around both a pathological hatred for women and an unhealthy obsession with them.

Michael Saylor #crackpot

@Chloe #111766

That part is somewhat legitimate, something like “do calculations for the network, and the system gives you some money as reward”. I’m not sure I’d call cryptomoney “scam”. I’d definitely call NFTs that, though.

In the end, it’s not that different than using World of Warcraft gold as money: it has worth, because there are people who believe that it does, and are willing to give you stuff for it.

Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy

CREATOR GOD ATON via Anne Bellringer #crackpot #ufo #fundie #conspiracy #elitist

Medeea Greere #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut

Blast holes through the stratosphere to release heat & pollution. This was done by simultaneous detonations of atomic weapons in the Earth’s high atmosphere of the ozone belt in areas where few would notice: Over Siberia, the deep Amazon, the Australian Outback & over both Poles. This is the cause of the ozone holes (not human ground vehicular and other human causes, as reported by the Fake News Network).

Yes, because “the stratosphere” is a solid firmament now. Seems like your THEM!!1 did a really shitty job, too, temperatures are still climbing, and pollution isn’t going down either.

DUMB

That’s the only correct part of that text up there.

@Bastethotep #111687

They probably think a “neutron bomb” is even bigger, badder, and bombier, than a regular one!

Yeshua Ben David/Jerry Derecha #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

@Vocheka2 #111637

I think he’s using some bible code thingy, where you put in words, and it gives you numbers. I assume the phrases separated by “=” generate the same numbers. This doesn’t help it making more sense, though.

momllennial_ #crackpot #dunning-kruger

Roman denialism now? I think this could be another “rule of the internet” now: “if it exists, some idiot on the internet believes that it actually doesn’t”

Malevolencel #quack #racist #sexist

Yeshua Ben David/Jerry Derecha #crackpot #conspiracy #fundie #quack #wingnut

Sounds like this one completely lost even the ability to form coherent sentences.

Natalie Morris #quack #mammon

Scott Lively #conspiracy

Judy Byington/Danielle Stotijn #crackpot #conspiracy #wingnut #mammon

Friday, JanuCrystalline Kingdom via Natalie Glasson #crackpot #magick #ufo

Muhareb1 #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

Wow! You learned a new word! One which has actually be used by actual communists! Now there is a second way you can be an absolute asshole and appropriate real suffering of real people for your Karen temper tantrump, besides comparing yourself to holocaust victimis!

Malevolencel #racist #quack #conspiracy #sexist

Please stay out of hospitals when you finally catch the oh so fake virus. It gotta have a lot of these “jewish tricks”, not to mention all the “FEEEEMALES” and “FOOOOIDS”!

Anonymous #conspiracy #racist #wingnut

I don't blame Jews for my shoelaces being untied or being late for work.

Yes, you are. No matter how much you complain that it’s AKSHUALLY SRS, this is essentially what you are doing. And here you are whining, because sane people are rightfully mocking you for it.

Queen An-Ra via Erena Velazquez #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy

After literally believing in Star Trek to be true, now Star Wars, too?
Which one, though? Do the prequels count, too? Does the old expanded universe count, or the new Disney stuff? Can you channel Jar Jar Binks?

They have been stealing trillions from humanity and treating them with Draconian Health System.

Is this an attempt to criticize america (while unable to recognize that there are other countries), or an admission that you think that health is something bad? I can’t quite tell you “channelers” apart, and I remember at least one of you pretended that Kennedy was simping for Nurgle.

Humans Are Free #conspiracy #quack #wingnut #elitist

Candace Owens #conspiracy #wingnut

Oh Candace, didn’t you get the memo? Horse dewormer is sooo last year! This year, as a Good™, God™-Fearing Trumpist, you have to drink piss.

Napoleon de Geso #sexist #psycho

@Bastethotep #111007

Not quite. It seems to mean “beast” or “animal”, but among weebs, it’s mostly known for “kemonomimi”, which means “animal ears”. Catgirls are a special case of that. There is even an anime called “kemono friends”, which made me think, that this incel might be referring to it.
But I have no clue what he’s trying say…

I don’t get what this deluded incel is even imagining. Seems to be some really weird case of fetishizing the “girl with animal ears” trope from animes, but bordering to something clinical? Or does “kemono” has some completely unrelated meaning in incelese now?

@TheKingOfRhye #110991

That might be a reference to the “show bobs and vegane” meme, where someone not fluent in english tries to be a creep to a woman over text.

Dark Princess #magick #psycho

This has to be a poe. Nobody actually believes in the actual fictional deities as invented by the actual H.P. Lovecraft. Right? RIGHT?!

Robert Stacy McCain #transphobia

No, the only point of the gamergate “controversity” was for you manbabies to fling shit all around you because you’re afraid of girl cooties. Nobody ever bought that “EtHiCs In GaMe JoUrNaLiSm” pretense. As if you would even know what “ethics” is.

Miesha Johnston #ufo #quack #dunning-kruger

@Speakeasy #110831

Hm. I think the original “changeling” stuff was invented to justify mistreating disabled children/to dissassociate one from them. Like: “No way I gave birth to this… thing! It has to have been swapped for a troll!”

To me, this seems to be more similar to the whole “indigo children” thing: here, they claim “Special, not disabled!” in cases like autism or ADHD.
Although, this one seems to acknowledge that these conditions are brain anomalies. I admit I don’t quite understand what they are actually believing…

Yes, of course, your kid isn’t disabled, it’s a SUPRR SPESHUL super-smart half-Vulcanian!

And, what is it with the wingnuts stating their moronic assertions as questions?

Cobra/The Portal #crackpot #ufo #magick #wingnut #conspiracy

They are the beings responsible for ideas such as karma, prime directive, purposeful suffering, omnipotent God, purposeful duality, flat Earth, second law of thermodynamics as the ultimate truth, speed of light as the maximum speed, monogamy as the only choice, global warming, woke ideology, critical race theory, etc.

The last part sounds like you are trying to pander to american right-wingers, but then you are also against “The God”, the creationist-favorite 2nd law of thermodynamics, and monogamy?
Are you trying to piss off your fellow wingnuts?

Saruman #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

I bet that would come as a HUGE surprise to modern-day tatars.

Also: what? Electrons are the same thing as oxygen, which is also the same hydrogen and nitrogen? And these are also the same thing as the holy spirit?

carewemust #conspiracy #quack

Are you even allowed to refer to things like “studies”? Aren’t these contaminated by the evil leftist objective reality?

Charlie Kirk #conspiracy #wingnut

Isn’t “THE VACCINE” supposed to, like, kill us all, according to your theology? Why would the evil "THE REGIME" have an insurance policy if it works too good? Just to give you another pretext to whine about how the the THEM are making your Messiah look bad?

FIRE becomes WIND
WIND becomes EARTH
EARTH becomes WATER
& WATER becomes ELDER (ÄLTESTER)*

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edit: holy shit, trying to read the original almost broke my eyes. But, after seeing some facebook “memes”, I guess this is just how it is in these circles.