Citizen_Justin

@Citizen_Justin

Kerry Cassidy #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy

Or maybe it’s because helicopters are really difficult to pilot and sometimes they crash.

When you hear hoofbeats, expect horses, not zebras. And especially not unicorns.

Chief Eagle Feather via Galaxygirl #magick #ufo #conspiracy

It’s actually only been about three years since Galaxygirl last pretended to be Chief Eagle Feather, according to FSTDT.

Ben Bartee #transphobia #dunning-kruger

Article’s title is ‘Study: Transgenders Have 4.5 Times Higher Rate of Psychiatric Illness Than Normies’. If you’re going to use the word ‘normies’, especially in an article’s title, it does not exactly inspire confidence in your… well, in your anything.

So the quotee is barely qualified to criticise the proponents of the study as being ‘committed to [an] ideology’.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #wingnut #quack #conspiracy #mammon

It’s a kakistocracy. An anti-vax fucktard in charge of health, a fundie who’s also a pisshead in charge of the military, and a nonce in charge of justice (although that turned out to be too much even for Republicans).

Un-silent #biphobia

“My daughter also went to 8 years of Catholic school”

Lemme guess, all girls, no boys? And you’re still wondering?

She’d probably be bisexual anyway though.

Also, what <@KeithInc.> said.

Donald Trump #racist #wingnut #psycho

He’s specifically referring to people with disabilities causing the crash, so it needs an ‘ableist’ tag.

Tim Tony Stark Rifat #crackpot #magick #racist #conspiracy #mammon

Let us hope this is the future of the other ‘real-life Tony Stark’, Elon Musk; powerless, irrelevant and waffling utter bullshit.

Patrick Scrivener #conspiracy

Hess’ double would not have been too keen on spending about 50 years in prison. He would have spilled his guts.

The same would also be true of John Lennon’s killer, as there is also a conspiracy theory that he’s not guilty.

Anonymous meme posted by Eric Hovind #fundie

Meme doesn’t show the ‘empirical evidence for the resurrection of Jesus Christ’.

I wonder why?

Mayor Glenn Jacobs #wingnut

I don’t know if this is off topic, but s few minutes ago I joined Twitter for the first time just so I could read the replies to this Tweet. I made just one Tweet (Testing 1 2 3) and followed one other account. I have already been locked out. Maybe it was because the account I followed was someone calling themselves Lone Skum?

David Lifschultz #moonbat #wingnut #racist #fundie #conspiracy

Self-sufficient? Russia was leeching off a bunch of other countries, that’s why it was called the USSR. The USSR was also in a major trade bloc with the Warsaw Pact countries.

Redeemed Zoomer #fundie

PCUSA is Presbyterian Church USA. According to Wikipedia, it’s “known for its liberal stance on doctrine and its ordaining of women and members of the LGBT community as elders and ministers”, which doesn’t match well with ‘super based’.

Tatoruzux #transphobia

AsakangaHalo #fundie #crackpot #sexist #dunning-kruger

It would only be possible to Christianise Japan by invading the country and forcing everybody individually to convert.

The initial invasion would result in millions of lives being lost on both sides, and forcing the whole population into re-education camps would cause millions more to commit suicide immediately. There would also be a massive resistance movement who would have the sympathy of just about everybody and have absolutely no qualms about blowing themselves up or otherwise dying horribly for their cause. When the process is over and the Japanese are all Christian you’d be lucky to have 10% of them left, and the economy of the invading countries would be gone as well. The quotee obviously knows sod all about our Japanese friends (who thank God are no longer our enemies).

Ray Comfort #fundie

With an orange man back in power, perhaps Ray’s switched from bananas in order to be topical.

Mark Zuckerberg #sexist

What… a… fucking… dickhead.

You’re a nerd, Zuckerberg. Should have embraced your nerdiness. Trying to be a macho man just makes you look stupid.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist

@Anon-e-moose #216083

It’s actually “And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.” Tarantino rewrote it, either because the Bible is different in the Tarantinoverse, or Jules is mistaken or deluded.

https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Ezekiel-Chapter-25/#17

Jinna #sexist

Andrew Tate #wingnut

Trump found guilty and liable for $83m.

Tate… ?

Chinese government officials #homophobia

@JeanP #215660

20 years, probably. They have a strange justice system; for example, if you put up anti-CPC flyers, they’ll do you for ‘littering’ and give you 15 years, then extend it when you reach the end of your sentence.

Andrew Tate #crackpot #dunning-kruger

@Zinnia #215690

More or less. He’s encouraging his followers to make people angry, thus giving his followers more power. He is promoting this as a lifestyle.

This quote does actually have some significance, albeit not in the way Tate intends. While his Tate’s followers have very little power (unless you’re living in the same building as one) they are not deserving of hatred. The most they deserve is our pity, perhaps our concern, and maybe our help if they ask for it.

And Tate himself? Every mention of him should be accompanied by the comment that he put out videos where he talked about committing crimes, then came over all astonished when he got arrested. He deserves nothing but ridicule (and a prison sentence). The lists of ‘Ten Stupidest Criminals’ you see on the Internet will likely include him one day.

Chinese government officials #homophobia

No expert here, but I think ‘manga’ is probably the wrong word.

Elon Musk #wingnut

Shut your face, Musk. You’re not a genius, you’re an investor who got really lucky.

At this point I feel the need to mention a man whom Musk has cheered for, Tommy Robinson. Robinson presents himself as someone who exposed ‘grooming’ gangs; in real life he simply filmed them while they were on trial, after they had already been caught and justice was taking its plodding steps. He had no input into their apprehension or capture. His campaigning is an attempt to deflect from his criminal activities of violence and financial fraud, by building a fanbase as a righteous man. In effect, he is merely a much smarter version of the shoplifters I personally deal with on a day-to-day basis who shout ‘nonce’ when I kick them out of my supermarket; and to give Tommy Robinson credit, he has succeeded, for no less than the richest person on Earth considers him a righteous man.

But Musk got suckered by Tommy Robinson. A common criminal. What does that say about Musk?

Bro. Eric Kalinowski #fundie

He may be sincere (sincerely stupid, mind you) as Hamtramck was indeed majority Polish and is now majority Muslim, and the thing about prayer call over loudspeakers is true, albeit controversial. It is a sad fact of life that the descendants of one wave of immigrants resent the descendants of the next wave (this is also how the Irish vs Italians thing in NY happened, though both were Catholic in that case).

BUT: You have to bear in mind that simplychristian is a troll site, or was set up as one originally (probably to get a rise out of this very website - see the article on Taylor Swift, which is way longer than the one about Jesus Christ).

Ann Barnhardt #sexist #fundie #homophobia

Full of crap as usual. Nearly all girls do attempt to present themselves as pretty, although this often leads to misery as hardly any of them are able to reach the standard they set for themselves. To say that most of them do not own one pretty dress is nonsense - most young women have at least one LBD, for example.

Incidentally, the quotee herself is an unusual dresser, fond of long white gloves for example. I generally have respect for people, especially female ones, who go against the trend - but not if they use it to put everyone else down, like this one does.

Jim #wingnut #racist #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #fundie

@JM1234 #214975

“That is a gross misunderstanding of what equal means”

Yes and he knows it. This type misunderstands deliberately. Some people just don’t want to understand.

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #crackpot #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

Donald Trump #wingnut #conspiracy #psycho #pratt #dunning-kruger

@kuyohashi #214387

So seven extra states which would all probably vote Democrat, then? The next Trump to have a shot at the Presidency would be Barron in his sixties.

EDIT: Ten extra states. I failed Geography.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #conspiracy #pratt

@Zinnia #214243

Wondered about that myself. ‘Jews poison the wells’ seemed a bit basic, for him.

George Lujack/Scripture Truth Ministries #fundie #racist #conspiracy

Kami K Kennedy #wingnut #conspiracy #transphobia

Elizabeth Nickson #wingnut #conspiracy #elitist

She’s a WASP, she’s talking about ‘Silicon Valley’ people. At least that’s the impression I got from reading her article.

She also claims to have once been a ‘Bolshevik’, so unless she’s 120 years old and Russian by birth she’s full of bullshit anyway.

Andrew Tate #crackpot #dunning-kruger #homophobia #psycho #sexist

Putin can’t sleep because he’s got his country into a war and now he’s going to be running a country at war for the rest of his life.

It’s known Trump only does four hours a night but that’s because he is a fucking loony who needs a face full of make-up just to avoid looking like a dead person.

Tate can’t sleep because he is facing a trial and the possibility of a long prison sentence.

MaryDyer & PrincessCharming1983 #transphobia

Can I just say that it’s really weird, what these people think about?

Andrew Tate, yes him, once made this video where he talked about whether a straight man would rather have sex with a human who resembled a man with a vagina, or one who resembled a woman with a penis. He called this an ‘intellectual discussion’. I’m not going to link to the video because I don’t want to see the video again…

anyway…

…in the comments section, someone said something like “Intellectual discussion? I think I had a discussion like this once when I was 12…”

And here is the proof that women can also have a discussion as stupid as Tate’s shit!

(Not, of course, that any Ovarites have been arrested for sex trafficking. Well, not as far as I know, anyway.)

Autocorrect 2.0 #fundie #dunning-kruger

No I haven’t observed abiogenesis, but it is impossible not to observe the result - life. Life had to come from somewhere.

Even if it came from a god, the god had to originate from somewhere.

Also, please add #pratt tag.

Petunia #wingnut #pratt

I am always struck by how little effort either side takes to understand the other one, and as a Brit I can see that this is especially true in the USA. Abortion is probably their most extreme case but guns probably a close second.

Red Pill Poet #wingnut #conspiracy

EldenJoker #sexist

Common mistake people make, confusing respect with fear.

Ask them if they’d respect a gibbering drug addict lunging out of the shadows with a bloody needle pointed at them. They soon learn.

Mike Adams the Health Ranger #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

Yeah, we know there’s going to be a pandemic. I can also confidently predict that the next 20 years will feature an earthquake in California, the deaths of both Joe Biden and Donald Trump and furthermore, the sun will rise tomorrow morning. I’m a goddamn prophet!

Also, nice to know nicotine works as a preventative measure. Just ask my school bully. He hasn’t been ill since 2009!

Blood Bath & Beyond #elitist #transphobia #racist

Various Commenters #racist #wingnut #dunning-kruger #transphobia

whatofthenight.com #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Joe Rogan and Sam Tripoli #conspiracy #crackpot #transphobia #sexist

@Malingspann #213000

There’s a few theories that the Mona Lisa was a bloke.

Laura Wood #racist #conspiracy

How about India choosing a white Indian to run its domestic security agency?

Probably wouldn’t happen either, what with any remaining white Indians being so scarce in such a massively overpopulated country, but still, that’s the equivalent the quotee is looking for.

PS: If the last line of this quote is correct, that alone should disqualify him from not only being FBI head, but from having a job of any kind of responsibility.

pro-natalist legislators #forced-birth #sexist #wingnut

John C. Wright #racist

This could have been innocent and he could simply have led a sheltered life, until:

“No one in public expressed hatred for the White Man…” And then he shows his true colours.

This was, of course, leaving aside the fact that it comes from John C. Wright, who must have some kind of mission to muddy the waters.

Steven Scherer/James Rink #ufo #magick #conspiracy

@Bastethotep #212591

Damn right! I will shortly be sharing my experience as the real Frodo Baggins. It was I who chucked my uncle’s ring down the volcano! Without me, the world would be under Sauron. Where’s my money?

Eric Hovind #conspiracy #fundie

Your side tell kids that they are fallen beings.

My local vicar, a former advertising exec who dropped out after a faith crisis, even told our school assembly that our hearts were black with wickedness. He demonstrated this with a very nice black heart he had made out of non-reflective black velvet with a door he opened to flood the heart with yellow light. All tricks he had learned in the advertising trade, as I later discovered as an amateur photographer. (He was later stripped of his collar after banging a woman who was not his wife. C’est la vie.) My real name is Justin Hamlin, and this is all a true story.

Y’know, some of your side - the Calvinists - go even further; they tell kids they are totally depraved. How is that not child abuse?

The truth? We are evolved beings, constantly reaching for a higher purpose.

Kellie Jay-Keen #conspiracy #crackpot

She saw three kids dressed up as animals and thought ‘sexual perversion’.