Um, about that Canadian farmer who moved his family to Russia because they’re “free”…
An LGBTQ-phobic Canadian family's attempt to flee the "woke" culture of Canada by moving to Russia on a tourist visa has ended in teeth gnashing and bureaucratic limbo, as reported by Marcie Jones in Wonkette. Arend and Anneesa Feenstra, along with eight of their children, "saw pride flags on the streets of Saskatchewan and decided it was a sign from God that an apocalyptic purge against straight, white, meat-eating Christians was at hand," writes Jones. They sold their farm and relocated to the Christo-capitalist utopia of Nizhny Novgorod, "expecting Russia to roll out the krasnoya carpet and offer up citizenship and property for them to buy."
However, as Jones details, the Feenstras' Russian adventure quickly turned sourer than a crock of rancid kapusta. After "nine glorious weeks of waiting in lines to fill out forms and get blood and urine tests, getting their assets frozen and sleeping 10 people to a one-bedroom apartment with two sick kids and a broken sink," the family discovered they cannot obtain residency without passing a Russian language test. With their visas expiring, the Feenstras must now leave Russia for at least three months before trying again.