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Yeshua via CodezVII #magick #ufo #conspiracy #god-complex

John Vivanco/Dr. Michael Salla #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy

…Dafuq is “remote viewing” all of a sudden? I mean, when I hear about that I think “watching something through your TV or the Internet”, you know, viewing something remotely. But I have a feeling Mr. Salla seems to have his own inane definiton for it…

Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #conspiracy #forced-birth #wingnut

The Democrat party is flat out evil, and yesterday they tried to murder President Trump.

…Last time I checked, the shooter was a registered Republican voter and was believed to act on his own. But since when have you ever let the truth and facts stop you, miss Green Tomato Soup?

Seriously, hatemongering liars like you in the government should be outright illegal. YOU are dangerous and evil.

Kevin Downey Jr. #dunning-kruger #pratt

@Passerby #201708

Yeah, I heard. And please don’t get me wrong, getting murdered in public by a crazy gunman is certainly a tragedy for anyone (even if your side is the one who usually enables said gunmen, but that’s no the point right now). I’m not smiling at that at all. I’m just angry that once again, people had to die because Trump insists on being a piece of ***** throughout his life and he gets off with being a living martyr…

@Passerby #201701

Frankly I feel bad for anyone whose job it is to protect that orange turd with their life. Especially if they don’t agree with his inanity and he treats them like crap. I can imagine they’re thinking “I signed up to protect the POTUS and uphold the constitution of the country I love, but now I have to be a human shield for a known treasonous crook who doesn’t care for me in the slightest!”

Seriously, if Trump needs meatshields so badly, how about he just gets his legions of braindead loyalists to do so?

JonFreeman #wingnut #racist

Seriously, what does “woke” even mean anymore? The term has become SO overused lately, all by people with differing beliefs, that it has lost any meaning it once did have. Hence, I don’t care anymore what point you’re trying to make, if you use the term “woke” unironically, then I immediatly stop taking you seriously.

Boskov01 #fundie #transphobia #homophobia

Christians/Republicans excise the pedos from among our ranks. We DO police our own. We don't defend them, we get them removed. We don't wagon circle and deny they exist.

…Dammnit, it seems we intercepted transmissions from the Mirror Universe again.

Liz Wheeler #fundie #wingnut

America was absolutely founded as a Christian nation.

No, it wasn’t. The Founding Fathers would strongly disagree with you.

It’s a binary choice: America will either be Christian or pagan.

“Only a Sith deals in absolutes”, am I right?

“War breeds fear. Fear breeds a desire for simplicity. Good and evil. Right or wrong." - Solas (Dragon Age Inquisition), making a good point. Things are VERY RARELY as binary as fundies and extremists claim they are.

“Wokeness” is a pagan, false, evil religion. It’s adherents will force you to worship.

“Fundie classifying something they do not understand and oppose as a religion” #8,964,354.

Christianity is true, good & beautiful.

Looks at the COUNTLESS Christians who used their religion as an excuse to be evil monsters, such as KKK, Hitler, Pedo Priests, Crusaders, etc. Yeah, I disagree.

Which will you choose?

Certainly NOT your inane side, Lizard Wheel…

Blue Zero #ableist #dunning-kruger #wingnut

…Wow, this is so disgusting I don’t even have a witty rebuttal to it. Screw you.

various commenters #transphobia

Utah House passes bill calling for bathroom use according to gender on birth certificate

…Why? I mean, even ignoring the fact that unisex bathrooms ARE a thing (and a practical one at that to save space), there is also the fact that sometimes mothers must accompany their young boys into a bathroom stall if they’re not mature enough NOT to make a mess or left unsupervised. Are you going to fine or arrest them for that!?

Plus, what is it with these idiots and their fantasy that public bathrooms are some sort of supernatural save haven? They’re just places where you piss and shit, and occasionally change a baby’s diaper. That has NOTHING to do with your sex or gender!

I mean, what in the actual FUCK!?

MaizePsychological41 #psycho #dunning-kruger

You’re the real psycho here, Maize. Seriously, I don’t care if it’s a kid or a disabled person or whatever, but if you shoot at our dog for no reason, then I’m gonna beat your sick ass.

CodezVII #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #magick #conspiracy

Soul:Ask #crackpot #conspiracy #magick

…Seems like someone played the “Dragon Age” series whilst on Shrooms.

“The World of Thedas” lore books are not a documentary, “Soul”, and the ancient Elvhen civilization never existed. And even if it did,

the Dread Wolf himself admitted it was HIS fault the empire collapsed, not that of primitive Humans.

MIDDLE NATION #fundie #magick

Why are there not more people talking about the real consequences of lying?

…Damn, there goes those irony meters.

Lying for ~~Jesus~~ Muhammad is still lying.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

…Cool story, bro. Meanwhile, I’ve been playing games (even RPGs) since I was 10. Still cisgendered as fuck at age 31.

Also, Minecraft & Roblox are “dangerous”? Man, I’d love to see these dumbasses’ reactions to Baldur’s Gate 3 or the upcoming Dragon Age: The Veilguard. You know, RPGs with character creators that blatantly have LGBTQIA+ options; such as separate genitals from body types and voices separate from gasp PRONOUNS.

Earsel Bill #wingnut #sexist #transphobia #homophobia

@TheKingOfRhye #200900

My take on the whole thing? I honestly don’t really care if “woke” character creators in recent RPGs have LGBTQIA+ options; such as separate genitals from body types and voices separate from pronouns and such. You know why? Because NONE of those games are actually forcing me to make a non-binary or transgender character. Not that there is anything wrong with making such characters.

So while the dumb haters keep on shitting on Dragon Age: The Veilguard for supposedly “going woke” by giving us such options (and by giving us black elves in the trailer, no seriously), I meanwhile am going to greatly enjoy using the (advertised) very versatile character creator to make myself some tall, buxom, & amazonian player characters. Because even some non-porn games can do it for a perv like me. Especially since we can FINALLY romance a female Qunari (Taash).

…Granted, we can also finally romance a female Dwarf (Lace Harding) in Veilguard, but that’s less the point I’m trying to make.

Arthur Schaper #transphobia

…You are aware that “they” can be singular as well, right? And has been as an official part of the english language for longer than LGBTQIA+ people have come out of the closet.

George Kavassilas and Dr Michael Salla #ufo #crackpot #magick #god-complex #conspiracy

various commenters #transphobia #ableist

@Yutolia #200710

I’d totally hug you if that was a thing I did.

…I see. Ahem, let me just express my exact feelings for you all. Now, I’m aware that I, as a mere autistic (cis) man, may not have an easy time formulating my exact, neurodivergent thoughts, but I’m reasonably sure they can be summarized as this: FUCK YOU!!! YA OVARIT CUNTS!!! FUCK YOU WITH A ROTTEN CACTUS UP YOUR HATE-FILLED SNATCHES!!!!

…Actually, scratch that. Actual cunts (and boobies) are useful and pleasant body parts. The exact opposite of YOU. You TERFS are about as useful as Trumpists are to brain-eating Zombies.

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie

They believe one kind of animal changed into a different kind over millions of years […] then one would expect to find animals existing in groups or kinds, with great variation within a kind (e.g., different species within each kind) but no evidence of links between different kinds

…Define “kind”, Ham, as that is not a scientifically-accurate term. See, nobody is saying that a duck suddenly morphed into a crocodile after a while (well, except you dumbasses). But wolves and dogs and coyotes and such (both of the Canidae Family and the Canis Genus) have a common evolutionary ancestor that over time split off into them.

So I suppose in that way one “kind” did become other “kinds” over time, but I doubt that’s what your inanity means. Try educating yourself on basic Taxonomy.

Seriously, Ham, being of the same Genus (Homo) as YOU makes me ashamed.

ProtoMario #fundie

The differences, racist assholes, are that one, nobody’s demanding Floyd to become POTUS, and two, we’re merely sympathizing with Floyd’s death, not worshipping him as the second Messiah.

Oh, and also while I forgot Floyd’s exact felonies, I’m pretty sure they aren’t as severe as what Trump pulled.

Donald Trump #wingnut #dunning-kruger

A.F. Branco #conspiracy #wingnut

Seriously? Ignoring the “big bad Obama pulling the strings” crap for a moment, how in the actual hell is Trump in any better shape than Biden is!? They’re practically the same age, both have had “senior moments”, and Trump lives far less healthy…

Ray Comfort #conspiracy #fundie

…You know what Bananaman? I’ll play your inane game for now. Let’s assume for a moment that a “higher intelligence” messed with the primordial soup of Earth that birthed the first single-celled organism. That still doesn’t disprove evolution (or even abiogenesis, which actually deals with the origins of life, not evolution), and it certainly doesn’t prove already that said “higher intelligence” was your specific interpretation of god.

Jesse Lee Peterson #dunning-kruger #racist

…That’s not what “white supremacy” means, you idiot!

I have never thought anyone was superior to me.

…That’s not necessarily a good thing, ya egotistical narcissist.

GRAYSON BAKICH #transphobia #racist

I’ll admit I don’t know the full story of what that WOMAN did to deserve being shot, but just being transgender is not a crime last time I checked. Yes, holding a knife up and yelling IS dangerous and not proper behavior, but I’d bet my left ball that if it was a cis white american doing the exact same thing, you would screamed “legal self defense!!!!!” Especially if said cis white american was holding a gun aloft and aiming it at anything non-white…

Also, was she an actual illegal immigrant or just an immigrant? Because there is a difference.

The Zetas via Nancy Lieder #ufo #wingnut #racist #crackpot #conspiracy

That this monster Mothership was seen in Russia is to reassure the Russian people that their leadership is correct

Great… They’re not only an evil, conquering empire of “Scary Dogmatic Aliens” with the ability to build moon-sized spacecraft, but they’re simps for Supreme Leader Putin as well for some reason…

Frankly I think I’d prefer the Galactic Empire or the Covenant or even the Imperium of Man over that.

Patriotic Truth Seekers #ufo #wingnut #conspiracy

trumpknowsthetruth

If he does, he’s certainly never speaking it…

Donald Trump Uncovered Top Secret Evidence of Extraterrestrial Intelligence.

Bullshit, if Trump knew about actual E.T.s all this time, he couldn’t possibly have shut up about it. Trump’s terrible at keeping secrets (ironic, for a compulsive liar), especially one that would have given him media attention.

WHY THE SECRECY?
The answer is control. Powerful forces within the government, the so-called “deep state,” are determined to keep this knowledge hidden.

Okay, but you still haven’t explained why Trump would keep secret about it. Isn’t omnipotent Trump the Deep State’s biggest enemy? Why would he play into their agenda?

Trump has always been a champion for transparency and truth.

What is this? The Mirror Universe again?

Diana PatriQts ARE UNITED #conspiracy #crackpot #magick #quack #ufo #wingnut

"Aging" doesn't exist

…Seriously? “Growing older” is a recent invention created by Trump’s enemies and never existed as a concept before that!?

I- I just can’t anymore. Everything ages, NOTHING lasts eternally. Not even the universe. Entropy and Senesence (aka, time) are the surest ways to kill anything. Hell, some scientists argue that not even time itself is eternal. Acting like the Trumpists can somehow erase those concepts is just- beyond insane.

”the form of death over which I hold dominion is 'age'. 'Age', that is to say, 'time'. The greatest, and most absolute form. The death that inevitably awaits all things.” - Baraggan Louisenbairn; Bleach

Moshe Feiglin #racist

I’ll be honest here, I tend to lean more towards supporting Israel in conflicts than Palestina (not saying that Netanyahu is justified in his current genocide, mind you, even if Hamas started it). That being said, COME ON! Are they trying to come across as a card-carrying, mustache-twirling villain now!? Do they honestly not see how this only hurts their image?

Ken Ham #fundie

Once again, Ham mistakes atheism for nihilism. I don’t know if he lies like that on purpose or if he’s really that stupid. Probably both.

Charlie Kirk #fundie #homophobia #psycho

@Yutolia #200235

I believe it’s these same types of people that executed Christ back then and that if he were to appear again today he would be executed by these same people all over again.

Exactly. I may have said so before, but a particular scene early on in the American Gods tv show sums it up nicely; Jesus manifests to save the lives of Mexican immigrants attempting to cross the border, and is quickly shot dead by a hotheaded, gun-toting redneck militia for his efforts.

To right wing christian fundies, the actual Biblical Jesus of Nazareth would be condemned for being a “filthy, brown-skinned, leftist, communist, hippie f*gg”…

Valentina Gomez #racist #wingnut

Here's a tip; If you don't like America, kindly, get the f[uck] out.

Alright then you first, Miss Gomez. You and the entire GOP and Cult of Trump. I mean, it’s not the Democrats and immigrants who attempted to overthrow your constitutional democracy nor overturn the separation of church and state and all that…

Adenso_1 #psycho #pratt #sexist

Do you really think that someone attracted to kids has absolutely no control over themselves?

looks at the COUNTLESS cases on the news of Pedos unable to control themselves and molesting/harming/murdering toddlers even Yes, I do think so.

Have you only been constantly raped all your life and that's why you don't think anyone can control themselves?

No, but I don’t have to. If I know someone’s a recovering alcoholic, I wouldn’t put them anywhere near a liquor cabinet unsupervised. And if I was a recovering alcoholic, I’d have the decency to stay away from bars and taverns and keep any liquor out of my house, even for guests. Because I’d know for a fact that the temptation would be to great to resist.

If an inborn pedo really wants to be harmless, they would choose to stay away from children, not seek them out.

So, in short, anyone who is a pedophile defender should be on a watchlist themselves. At least if they DON’T want street justice to be given to them and their testes pulled out and shoved up their noses.

Parents With Inconvenient Truths about Trans #transphobia

@JM1234 #200150

Eh, I disagree. The text clearly seems to suggest it’s classic case of “WHY CAN’T YOU BE MORE LIKE MEEEEE!!!!!”, only even worse because he deliberatly misgenders his daughter and calls her “insane”.

Hunter Wallace #pratt

I’ve said it before, but even if Floyd was 100% guilty and resisting arrest, he still didn’t deserve to be executed in cold blood in the middle of the streets. Chauvin is NOT allowed to act as “judge, jury, and executioner”, certainly not since he was a cop. He has to lead by example, and the example he gives is “whites are allowed to murder blacks however we want!!!”

Conservapedia #crackpot

<@KeithInc.> #200042

That’s a really good statement, and I fully agree. Around 95% of the haters who complain that “it went woke” either have never watched the story before, don’t know what “woke” means, or both. Hell, when any of them say “go woke go broke”, I’m wondering if they’re actually active on media aside from their small echo chambers. They keep saying that line yet supposedly “woke” products NEVER fail solely for being “woke”…

I mean, Star Wars and Marvel are still multi-million dollar franchises, right? Star Trek has always been one of the most woke stories ever. And Baldur’s Gate 3 is one of the most critically acclaimed games of all time…

…I mean, I should be surprised, but I’m not. Considering far-right conservative fundies also see progressive stories like Superman and Star Trek as speaking to them (somehow), why the hell would they not see Spider-Man as such as well?

Still offended though.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #ufo

For a second there I thought this was some inane conspiracy shit thinking the Men in Black was a documentary. But it’s even crazier than that, it seems…

Look, while the odds of extraterestrial life NOT existing in some form in the infinite cosmos are practically infinitesimal IMO, the chances of them actually having invented FTL technology and visiting us peacefully are slim indeed. Though not impossible.

Regardless, all of that it still VASTLY more likely to be than YEC Bible beliefs being factual… Hell, I’d say the chances of eldritch, world-destroying “gods” such as V’ger, Remina, Galactus, the Dreaming Ones, the Brethren Moons, and/or Unicron suddenly appearing over Earth tomorrow are still ASTRONOMICALLY more likely than YEC Bible beliefs being even remotely true(*). As the Catalyst says “Your belief is not required”.

Or as the enlightened Vulcans would say; “that is not logical”.

(*)That’s not just bias speaking, though I do admit that even a generic lovecraftian cosmic horror story is more agreeable to live in than whatever setting the Bible takes place in.

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito #fundie #wingnut

So, TL;DR: “There can be no peace.”
…Yeah, no fucking shit with that attitude. As long as you right-wing conservative fundies utterly refuse to see any other viewpoint as remotely valid or even human, then it’s indeed going to be difficult for different sides to coexist…

FFS, and this is a Supreme Court Judge!?

Jormungandr #homophobia #transphobia

Well, I suppose it’s fitting that a username like “Jormungandr” would be irrationally afraid of Rainbows… After all, the Bifrost bridge would mean that Thor is coming to beat some sense into his dumb skull.

ImNewHere & overanddone #transphobia

@Yutolia #199823

Same here. I’m not trans. I don’t even personally know any trans people. I’m also not any more afraid of trans people than I am of cis people. Yet have a little something called EMPATHY that makes me acknowledge the gender trans people say they are and then to move on with my life.

I’ve said it before, but if I’m not planning to have intercourse with them, it’s honestly not my business what equipment said person has in their pants.

You know, when called out by multiple life-long friends (who even break their friendship with you over it) most people would have enough self-awareness to even remotely humor the possibility of “am I the asshole?” But leave it to TERFs to instead double down on their hatred, vitriol, and bigotry. “Am I really so out-of-touch? …No, it’s everyone else that’s wrong.”

Tina Garrison #wingnut

Candace Owens #conspiracy

…How?

No, really, I know Candarse Owens is borderline intellectualy disabled, but how does that statement possibly lead to that conclusion?

Suffering Mother #transphobia #conspiracy

Wow, when even soulless, emotionless AI acts more moral and tells you to stop being a bigot, perhaps that’s a BIG hint that it’s time to rethink your life…

Davymichael #enbyphobia #fundie #wingnut

True, I may not be able to fully grasp what it’s like to be nonbinary. In fact, I find the concepts of transgender easier to grasp, but I digress. But if people truly think they are nonbinary, then who am I to tell them they’re in fact not?

Also, still find it ironic that they call “lies” a “satanic” thing when fundies tend to be the biggest liars there are.

FemmeEtal & Spencer_Shayy #transphobia

@Vgal #199620

Well, that’s what “mommy fetish” tends to actually mean (my given definition). But leave it to Fundies and phobics and such to always redefine existing terms for their own inanity…

The mommy fetish is probably the most disgusting for me.

…Why? Personally I think it’s a rather wholesome fetish, being attracted to matronly women who can care for you. At least far less disgusting than scat, gore, vore, amputation, rape, etc. fetishes.