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aND*HE*wEPT #fundie forum.myspace.com

[It may be your truth, but that doesn't make it THE truth.]

yes it does make it the truth. if your confused in anyway, i am referring to Biblical truth. the Bible is physical so there's your fact. And people who read it, know it is.

Bored as Hell #fundie forum.myspace.com

1. God is Real
2. Jesus is his Son
3. I'm going to believe that because he showed me it was true.
4. Your theorys are wack, they dont even make since.

And the most intelligent thing I've said all night:

Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible. Therefore something was there. Why not call that something God and his son Jesus?

Its true, and it saves you a lot of brain work.

Jacob #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Regarding 141 the soon-to-be-released Guantanamo prisoners]

I didn't answer the question because Japanese internment camps have nothing to do with this. They were citizens, these people are enemy combatants. But, for the record, no. Most Japanese weren't a threat and it was largely paranoia after Pearl Harbor.

Back to the subject. Yes, I can explain why they were held and are now being released. They were a threat to the US when they were captured. Simple.

Mike #fundie forum.myspace.com

Many believe in evolution for the simple reason that they think science has proven it to be a fact and, therefore, it must be accepted. In recent years, a great number of people having finally been persuaded to make a real examination of the problem of evolution, and have become convinced of its flaws and are now convinced anti-evolutionists."

Henry Morris, a former evolutionist

I came across this quote while doing a paper against evolution and I really like it because it is true for a lot of people. People who dont do any research of their own and just accept what they've been told.

JoJo! #fundie forum.myspace.com

[The numbers inexplicably started at 25.]

25. Not all "fundies" are after a theocracy.
26. Just because we're against abortion doesn't necessarily mean we're a "fundy."
27. Just because we happen to be right-wing doesn't mean we're automatically a "fundy" either.
28. Fundamentalists are not "narrow minded."
29. Fundamentalists are not sexually frustrated.
30. Fundamentalists are not people who go around telling everyone they're going to Hell unless they become fundamentalists.

Ry-Bucket{Live4Christ} #fundie forum.myspace.com

1.the sun grows 1inch every year it the world was billions of years old then the world would be a lot bigger then what it is now.
2.The moon is what gives the earth its gravity pull/wind, tides. They say the moon was really close to the earth when the dinosaurs were on the earth. But if it were 1/3 closer ten it is now we would all have the ability to fly because the wind would be around 500 miles per hour. Now Im sure dinosaurs are strong beasts, but come on.

Hearshot bob disaster!!! #fundie forum.myspace.com

(dont flame me because of the way i type)I maybe a 14 year old kid but i think i understand things that r goin pretty well.We are in iraq because saddam has supported terrorism and believed he had weapons of mass destruction, also iraq was like a haven for terrorist.We went their and got rid saddam insane.I believe ne country that supports terrorism is an enemy to us.Now that we have got rid of saddam we must make iraq a stable country and i believe we should stay their until thats achieved.Also dont forget we arnt just in iraq we also have troops in afganistan fighting terrorist which i think alot of people keep forgetting.

Now to thoughs people who hate war n keep saying violence is not that answer...well uhh u definatly must be on something.Their are some people out their who wont talk and the only way to solve the situation is by force.Take hitler for example....he was insane and trying to rule the world.No matter what, their will always be war.if someone bombs the shit out of your country they're not gonna stand their saying oh lets talk this out.Killing thousands of people is a crime that will and should never go unpunished.

another thing,Im against all these liberals protesting everywhere.That is ripping this country apart.[...]

I wanna ask sumthin 2 anti war protesters.if war never solves ne thing then im guessing ww2 didnt get rid of nazism n facism n the holocaust and all that horible stuff that went on then.

I also know their has been this stuff about removing religious n stuff from the country like the 10 commandment stuff n god in the pledge...this country was based on christianity.we let u come to practice ne religion u want but just leave the countries religion alone,i dunno how its bothering u that much.

Not Drunk, Just Irish #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Regarding the <a href="http://rapex.co.za/news/0509050220ci.htm">Rapex anti-rape condom</a>, which sticks painfully into a rapist (without causing permanent damage) and can only be removed through surgery, allowing hospital staff to alert the police]

Yes, I understand the rape situation and know how fucked up it is, if a women is a victim of rape most of the time its not long term damage, its mental damage that can be dealt with power of mind. Now as for penis mutalation for a guy who's more than probably fucked up in the head, that's just wrong its taking it a step overboard because sure enough this guy will probably end up in a cold prison cell being a rape victim from 2 larger inmates. Which in turn will teach him the error of his ways. =P

Ajay #fundie forum.myspace.com

Has anyone seen "Rosie's Family Cruise"? I saw a brief part of it, and not only is it a crappy documentary, but it also enrages me to know that there are so many good couples and families out there who either can't adopt, or don't want to go through the arduous process associated with it, but meanwhile, these sick, perverse same-sex "couples" are allowed to adopt children?

i wonder if there are roses in heaven... #fundie forum.myspace.com

its called the effects of sin in our lives. It screwed up our perfect DNA and everything, now we have stupid birth defects

[Why are infants punished for the sins of others?]

look, I'm not God so I dont know why He punishes the way He does or how He lets it happen, but I do know that He says He punishes to the third and fourth generation of those who hate Him. So consider it unfair if you want to but I trust my God to be faithful and just.

Sniperhawk #fundie forum.myspace.com

Bush never said Iraq had WMD's. He said he "believes" Iraq has WMD's

[Oh <a href="
From here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/03/20030317-7.html
">yes he did</a>. "Intelligence gathered by this and other governments leaves no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised." --George Bush, March 17, 2003]

haha

I don't give a shit. I support Bush for standing up and starting the war on terrorism. You can call me a nazi or whatever you feminist freshman's call people like me.

Bush could have said: "I don't like this dirty raghead and i'm going to bomb the hell out of Sadamm's country", I still would have voted for him.

Thomas #fundie forum.myspace.com

Quite frankly, I think that some of the people that dress that way are asking for trouble.

Take my aunt for example. Now this happened before I was born, but it's something that's been imprinted on my mind. She was 19 years old and dressed provocatively (sp?). When they caught the man (and persecuted) that raped her, his excuse was that she showed a lot of skin and turned him on to the point where he lost control.

To this day, he upholds what he said all those years ago. I know this because he's a family friend. He came to Christ while he was in prison and my family eventually forgave him. Though it took my aunt a lot longer.

[...]

And you know what? He's actually a pretty cool guy.

† Overcomer † #fundie forum.myspace.com

My point is that health is a spiritual issue but not everybody believes that. I perosnall do not use medicine but not everybody has spirit like mine. I am very close to God and I know that he does not punish those who go to doctors. He simply offers a better way.

I am saying that there will be no doctors in heaven and th bible says we should experience the blessings of heaven here on earth.

Eyo-Sto_Ben-Ne! #fundie forum.myspace.com

OMGOSHNESS YAY SOMETHING I MITE KNOW...

well in my biology class right now we are talking about genes. basically if your tall, you can pass that down, if you have a history of diabetes in your family you might pass that down, but if your born skinny, then you start working out and eating some stuff that makes you big and bulky, your not gonna pass , being strong and muscular, down cause you became that after you were born. Just like homosexuality. You weren't born gay, the devil plants it in your mind after you are mature enough to understand it, therefore you can't pass that down because you were not born with it. [if i messed up anything feel free to reply!]

Mars #fundie forum.myspace.com

<img src="images/yahova.gif" align="center">

The descriptive endomorphism of Yahovah is mapped from the internal point in Yahovah. Therefore, Yahovah topologically contains the description of Yahovah which equals the endomorphic points which predicatively contain Yahovah.

Yahovah topologically contains all endomorphic points which predicatively contain Yahovah. Therefore, Yahovah is the infinite spatiotemporal manifold which possess all power.

The summation of energy equaling kinetic energy plus potential energy is simply a statement of the law of conservation of energy; Energy cannot be created or destroyed. And, all endomorphic points in existence possess energy therefore energy is in union with existence, or in other words it is the substance of existence. Therefore energy itself is an infinite spatiotemporal manifold.

Gradient energy equals incremental power divided by the incremental spacial metric. Therefore, gradient energy is in all power. Therefore, the energy manifold possess all power.

The infinite spatiotemporal manifold Yahovah possess all power and the infinite spatiotemporal manifold energy possess all power. Therefore, energy is a subset of or equal to Yahovah. Therefore, Yahovah is in union with existence, or in other words Yahovah is the substance of existence.

Minister Jus #fundie forum.myspace.com

[To even imply that it is a woman's fault when she is raped is despicable.]

Don't misinterpret what I'm saying. It's part of the woman's fault for getting raped if she dresses in a manner that would bring unwanted attention. But, it's the rapist's fault if he gets horny due to a girl's way of dress.

Joey #fundie forum.myspace.com

[Examples of Christian Persecution]

-The book of daniel- a completely bogus nbc show that tried to make fun of christians
-the movie "the life of brian"
-in kentucky someone said that it was the Catholic Churchs' fault that abortion was being fought and that they pressured people into decisions that were unfair to the woman pregnant
-on an episode of "family guy" the dog said "i have been trying to keep these people from having sex all night, now i know how the Catholic Church feels"
-Jesus is made fun of on late night shows and i have seen this so dont tell me it doesnt happen
-many more

OVERDOSESURGE #racist forum.myspace.com

[On Jews and the Holocaust]
but have you ever thought about this that GOD's promises are those who remain and keep his commandments ... so its not because he just out of nowwhere wants to punish us . Its becuase we have are not obidient at times . Just like braking the Law what happens when you steal, cheat, lie, or do any of those types of things you get a reaction "For every action there is a reaction" what did the jews do to GOD ? they crussified him am I right. Well what is there consiquenses ?

~I'm Blessed~ #fundie forum.myspace.com

Why is it that most prophets and prophetess end up alone or have marriage problems? Take my mom for example, she's a MIGHTY woman of God AND she's a prophetess. She is getting a divorce. A friend of my mom is a prophetess, she is alone and can't find a good man.

Atheists R Faithly Impotent #fundie forum.myspace.com

(After seeing a funny Jesus picture from TheMuseumOfTolerance.org)

How telling that this was made up by the the Museum of Tolerance.org I gues lust like Comedy (Cowardly) Central, ABC (Anti-christian Bigot Chan), NBC (Non-christian Bigot Chan), CBS (Commie Brainwashing Station), CNN (Commie News Net.) & PBS (Public Brainwashing Syst) their tolerance & respect is for every religion except christianity.

Ben #fundie forum.myspace.com

[On <a href="http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/Content?oid=31667">this pharmacy</a>, which refuses to fill prescriptions for things like prenatal vitamins and antibiotics if they were prescribed by doctors who work at a clinic that also provides abortions]

Not to be an asshole, but I'd say "Fuck em... Drive somewhere else". Not every gas station here sells rolling papers either. So what do I gotta do? Drive to where they do. I just dont think any store should be forced into sellin abortion pills. If the demand is there, someone will, but they shouldnt be forced to, thats all.

Incorect #fundie forum.myspace.com

[On <a href="http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/IRIN/767bd3d9a1638f01dce848492b62005e.htm">this article</a> about how Iraqi women have lost almost all of their rights since the invasion, and how they are often forced to wear a veil and stay inside their homes.]

You left out the part about how women now have the right to vote. A couple women bitching about not getting jobs does not mean "their rights are curtailed".

~robbie~ #fundie forum.myspace.com

If you have urges to be with the same sex there IS something wrong with you. It is NOT normal. God loves everyone but he frowns on those who do not obey him. You need medical help or mental help if you are gay or lesbian.

Miss Sarai #fundie forum.myspace.com

[On Kent Hovind, www.drdino.com]

My question would be, if he's not credible then why is he so popular? And his ministry is growing? Perhaps he's got something going? Remember "street smarts" has just as much going for it as "the educated". I've read alot of stuff written by ppl well educated and they aren't as smart as ppl think they are.

Come on I posted this so someone could get rich! ;-)

jasonanthony #fundie forum.myspace.com

[After the original poster posted news stories about the fossil findings of scientists]

As for the original poster. so the earth is billions of years old and creatures and man must have been evolving for millions. ok so most of the rest of the fossil record is a joke but they finally found something real? why havent they found thousands of evolving fossils by now? over "millions" of years of evolution and they find ONE F***KING fossil??? yeah, you go ahead and put faith in that. thats not a beating Christians will prove its a joke just like the rest. a joke by the devil and hes laughing you right now. coming up the fossil record

Andy #fundie forum.myspace.com

[After being given many verses showing God commanding the Israelites to murder men, women, and children, and to keep the virgin girls as sex slaves.]

No, that does not refer to them raping or having sex with them. The key is, God would not have them attack righteouss people, he had them attack sinners, objects of God's wrath.
Yeah, serve them in forced labor, as their punishment from God.

l_Jaguar_Returns_l #fundie forum.myspace.com

As the strong belief of we muslims is that when the sun will rise from west rather than east, that time will be the biggest identity of The Day Of Judgement (Qayamah). And the door of Forgiveness will be closed on that day.

The science of astronomy states that the speed of planet Mars has been decreasing in its course towards the eastern direction in the few past weeks to the level we notice the "waver" between the east and the west..and on Wednesday the 30th of July the planet movement stopped going toward the eastern direction..!!!

Then in the months of August and September...Mars changed its course in the opposite direction to the West- and that until the end of September..which means the sun will rise now from the west on Mars!!

And this weird phenomena of the opposite movement called "Retrograde Motion" Most scientist state that all the planets will go through the same once at least and our planet Earth is one of them.

Planet Earth will move in the opposite direction some day and the sun will rise from the west!!

This might occur soon and we are unaware when it'll happen.

i wonder if there are roses in heaven #fundie #sexist forum.myspace.com

[The poster is male.]
o yeah and i seem to recall a verse that explains why women go through pain in childbirth......o yeah, it's a consequence of SINNING. so it's something that they are just gonna have to deal with, because it's the consequence of their own actions. or arent you a strong enough woman to accept the reprocusions of what you've done?

Steve (NagZul) #fundie forum.myspace.com

[After insisting he was sure that people in persistent vegetative states, can feel "both inside and out," and being told to stop pretending to be a doctor.]

lol what have I said doctor related? I know what I'm talking about, doctors don't know everything and this issue dosn't require doctor like information, its pure elementary.
lol and doctors can't figure this stuff out with "doctor thoughts". In my opinion, (not all) but doctors who do abortions are the ones who kill to make there money.
They don't care wether its right or not... There is alot of profit in abortion. Since there are millions+ people aborted every year from failed atempts to trick nature.

Truth*Dealer #fundie forum.myspace.com

silly Spontaneous Generationist grrr you and Evolutionist Fantasy drawings lol hahahha man you guys have good Marketers, You won't Let us represent our selves, {As in Creationist..} you Evolutionist own the T.v and the paper, What are you so afraid of? If Evolution is True then what damage could we do Let us tell our part let us present a Defense of why We believe what we Believe! your a bunch of lie peddlers all bent on going to hell, You hate Justice, and Truth, none of you are good people not one of you !

nathan #fundie forum.myspace.com

but whats crazy is equill right all together, u no what im saying?

im just saying women want to be taken over... not the other way around, u no what im saying?

and if not... perpaire for controled caos...

Humbled Servant : James #fundie forum.myspace.com

[at the end of a big 'repent before it's too late' rant]

To those who, still feel as though they have time to do "their thing" know this: if God can take a two year old's life via a stray bullet, if God can take men and women out of here via an earthquake, what do you think is stopping Him from taking you? His grace and patience, but understand this, God doesn't tolerate sin for too long.

Hailey #fundie forum.myspace.com

women can preach just not over a man. The woman was first decieved, remember Eve. I'm a woman and I love to speak at church but I won't speak against a man. That's why people like Beth Moore speak to women only

Samuel J #fundie forum.myspace.com

Have you ever looked into christianity for real with an open mind, i doubt it. for example if you had an illness and you want it diagnosed and you went to see two specialist doctors...one said youll probably be fine just take it easy, and the other said you need treatment right away its serious. my guess is that in this case you would look into the case for treatment to completely check if you were ok or not. Think of the illness as christianity, therefore looking at the claims christianity makes, it would be pretty fatal to dismiss them all without really really checking it out for yourself and knowing you were right without being stubborn

K' #fundie forum.myspace.com

But tell me this do all straight people who have unprotected sex get AIDs? No they don't.

Do all homosexuals who have unprotected sex get AIDs? Yes they do.

You failed proving anything. Try again.

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