How That Meeting Went
Adolf Hitler: So uh, vhat’re you in here for?
Bryan Melvin: I was an atheist, but I was honestly kind of an asshole outside that. Influencer.
Adolf Hitler: Ohh an influencer. Pfeh! I hate influencers. All of em end up down here.
Bryan Melvin: Ah well, you kinda just hate everyone. Me, I have a plan to ply my experience down here soon as I get back up—
Adolf Hitler: Yeah, yeah, I figure as much. Fleece the idiots, get a big profit, maybe go into politics. I’m familiar.
(silence)
Adolf Hitler: So uh. How’s the Nazi Party going?
Bryan Melvin: Current successors are a deeply, violently closeted gay guy who dated a catboy, a fat guy obsessed with Pepe the Frog, and half or more of them are incels.
Adolf Hitler: Mein gott this really is hell.