useful idiots

Ted Baehr #fundie movieguide.org

HARRY POTTER remains a phenomenon that’s still attracting millions of children. Thus, the movie version of HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX is liable to still do great business at the box office. Regrettably, however, this means that even more children will be lured away from God and His Infallible Word, which says that witchcraft is evil and abhorrent. Instead of dreaming about the joys that God gives us through Jesus Christ, they will be dreaming of casting spells, using magic spells, riding brooms, and rebelling against their parents...

...when Harry's godfather tells him, “You are not a bad person. Every person has light and darkness in them. You have a choice.” Imagine saying this to Michael Cho after he has had his killing spree. Or, Adolf Hitler.

Contrary to the godfather's idiotic aphorisms, there are bad people, and, without God, you cannot choose the good. But, there is a Name above all names who can solve this problems and banish the darkness. And, that name is Jesus Christ.

DesertFox #fundie freeconservatives.com

Needed: A UN rep who ain't a wienie. Who will stand atop the Israeli wall and proclaim that idiot fanatic Muzzies built this wall and will maintain it with their hatred. Who will denounce Palestinians as leeches who need to get off their asses and do an honest day's work. Who will praise Israel for having made the desert bloom rather than just using it as a camel toilet as Arabs have done for centuries. Who will condemn Islamists as enemies of mankind who need to quit licking camel recti because it affects their breath and rots their teeth. Who will announce that the Arab world has a responsibility to give the Palestinians a place to live in their millions of square miles of sand, rather than in the few hundred square meters that comprises Israel. Who will point out that Islamists had better mutilate their women lest the women run off with handsome American men with big dicks who would treat them like they loved them rather than like they hated them, as Islamist men do with their teeny little wieners.

Justin Honaker #fundie frontier.cincinnati.com

There have been many comments saying that Creationism is bad science and those who believe it are idiots. But consider this, our DNA is 97% similar to a chimps, however, it is a 98% match to that of a (drumroll please) ........ Banana! Also, if you believe that you evolved by chance then that means that your logic evolved by chance, and how do you know that it evolved the right way? You can't even be sure you're using the right arguments against the museum and the theory of creation! (Yes, I said theory of creation, just like the theory of evolution) So if you want to believe that you're just a better looking monkey than "Lucy", I guess you're free to do so. I, however, prefer to believe that I was created in the image of God for a special purpose. Here's to you my Monkey friends, I wish you luck (I guess you believe in that) in your random chatterings! Monkey On!!

HawkeyeLonewolf #fundie hannity.com

And this goes along with the end of the USA thread.

LOTR actually promotes GOOD vs. EVIL. Not a specific religion.

Harry Pothead promotes EVIL vs EVIL... and the religion of witchcraft -- even using some real people as characters.

But because idiot parents let their idiot kids read them because "at least it gets them to read" crap, we have to suffer through the hypocracy. Toss the kid a Playboy and I'll be he'll read too.

DesertFox #racist freeconservatives.com.nyud.net

Needed: A UN rep who ain't a wienie. Who will stand atop the Israeli wall and proclaim that idiot fanatic Muzzies built this wall and will maintain it with their hatred. Who will denounce Palestinians as leeches who need to get off their asses and do an honest day's work. Who will praise Israel for having made the desert bloom rather than just using it as a camel toilet as Arabs have done for centuries. Who will condemn Islamists as enemies of mankind who need to quit licking camel recti because it affects their breath and rots their teeth. Who will announce that the Arab world has a responsibility to give the Palestinians a place to live in their millions of square miles of sand, rather than in the few hundred square meters that comprises Israel. Who will point out that Islamists had better mutilate their women lest the women run off with handsome American men with big dicks who would treat them like they loved them rather than like they hated them, as Islamist men do with their teeny little wieners.

Joe Btfsplk #fundie fstdt.com

[Joe, you are mistaken in your apparent belief that if someone disagrees with you, they are necessarily (or even likely) to be stupid or ignorant, or to have not thought through their beliefs.]

OK John, let's take one educated liberal idiot and use her as an example. Does she know how much the national debt is? Does she have any idea how much it will cost the taxpayers to provide health insurance for the over 40 million people who don't have it that she is crusading for? Does she have a plan to cut other government services or expenses to pay for it? HELL NO!!! I'm talking about Hillary Clinton, of course, and she, like the vast majority of liberals, doesn't give a damn how much it is going to cost the taxpayers to fund their little crusades for what they view as the greater good. She is a short sighted idiot who has no idea how to finance all of the "It takes a Village" crusades that she wants to load on the taxpayers backs. Their damned do gooder crusades are the major reason that we have an unbearable debt. It is time to get rid of the liberals and start electing fiscal conservatives so that, maybe, in thirty or forty years we can get the debt under control. The real trouble with "Liberals" is that they have been taught the do gooder philosophy from the time they first started being brainwashed in kinder garten. That is why liberals outnumber fiscal conservatives by a wide margin in this country and that is why in the near future, maybe as little as five years, this country is doomed to economic chaos. When I went to school they didn't brainwash children into the do gooder philosophy. If you do find a younger person who is a fiscal conservative, he/she either didn't attend the public schools or is an extremely intelligent person who saw through the brain washing.

Royal_Priest #fundie christiandiscussionforums.org

If I was President of the United States, I would _____________________

* Carve out a section of northern California (approximately half of the state) and make it a gay Reservation. Current residents would be given assistance to vacate and all professed homosexuals throughout the country would be ordered to relocate. Homosexuals who refuse would be jailed.
* Have war protesters labeled. Each year, they would pay higher taxes, have wages garnished, and their ability to obtain credit, grants, etc would be affected by the label.
* Make it so that foreigners seeking citizenship would have to pass a tough english language examination. If you can't speak proper english, then you can not be an American citizen.
* Impose strict curfew laws on Iraqi citizens. Anyone violating the laws would be shot on the spot. Reason: war!
* Raise taxes on the wealthy
* Make it so that to receive assistance, welfare recipients would be required to take scholastic and technical examinations each month. Upon successfully passing the examination, the recipient would receive his/her assistance. Training for the monthly examination would be provided via volunteer tutors who recieve tax breaks for committing a number of hours per year to teach the poor in their particular field of work. After receiving credit for so many examinations, the poor could then use that credit to apply for jobs. Employers would be forced to hire a certain number of these applicants else pay a higher tax.
* Those who own two or more houses would be encouraged to take in a homeless person for 6 six months out of a year. By doing so, they receive a significant tax break.
* Capital punishment would be required by all states under a new ammendment to the constitution. Due Process would be adjusted. No more long years of waiting on death row. Invisible executions (out of the public eye) would be a thing of the past. Public executions would return. Lethal Injection would be done away with and replaced with swift public crucifixion and electrocution. I would create a channel called the Exocution Channel, so that idiots who glamor in crime can see "why" it doesn't pay.
* Child support laws would be re-adjusted. Women would have to pay taxes on child support. Men can deduct a percentage of child support payed to women who earn over $40,000.
* Blacks, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, etc would no longer be labeled with the terminology "minority". This term was established by racist caucasian and in the last century became part of mainstream speech. However, it's context has no justification nor place in modern society, nor can it be adequately argued why particular races of people are labeled minority, while only a single race is labled majority.

Invictus #fundie fundamentalforums.com

I always love talking with some atheist or agnostic who thinks that it "bothers" me when the gospel is rejected... the attitude that they have somehow hurt me or caused me some emotional pain is too funny. I could really care less if they blaspheme their way to the gates of perdition, I like it when the fools act the fool... I enjoy a good laugh and one at their expense is even better.

If I was a drinking man, it wouldn't bother me at all to raise a glass in honor of their rejection of truth... I am one of those folks that plan on sitting in the front row all decked out in full party regalia when the damned are cast into the lake of fire... I laugh now, I'll really be laughing then, in fact I plan on making a copy of the highlights. Some of that stuff is bound to be side splitting funny, I can't wait.

The look on ya'lls faces when you get judged on every sin that you've ever committed...ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I can't wait to hear some of the idiotic excuses... when God uses the fool proof method whereby you actually indict yourself is sure to produce some looks of astonishment, bewilderment, and my favorite...the flat out blank stare where your eyes just blink several times...ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you guys are gonna give me centuries of enjoyment. Thanks, guys.

spinBuster #fundie #homophobia forums.wnd.com

Homosexuals have invented nicer and friendlier words [“gay” and “lesbian”] to describe themselves that are not “offensive” to them. They put the colloquial axiom “homosexual” in the same category as the dreaded term “faggot” and other words that have evolved to refer to their disgusting behavior; both are offensive to them because the terms are interchangeable, and both identify their immoral and degenerate nature...

Up to this point it is not against the law to use ANY of these words. Free speech is still an American right. The homosexuals use plenty of invective and offensive language against Christians and others for what we believe; they consider God’s Holy Word to be “hate speech.” So, they have absolutely no platform to stand on and complain when someone labels them with language that describes what they are. My God calls homosexual behavior detestable [inspiring or deserving abhorrence or scorn—Synonyms: execrable, abhorrent, loathsome, odious, vile] and an abomination [a vile, shameful, or detestable action, condition, habit, etc.]. I believe Him. The “lifestyle”—homosexuality, IS OFFENSIVE TO US!

It is at this point that I need to invoke Article II of the Bill of No Rights, which says, “You [homosexuals] do not have the right to never be offended. The country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.” If someone labels you a faggot, it’s because you are acting like one. To this I would say, “Get over it, or change your degenerate homosexual lifestyle.” It is my 1ST Amendment right.

Raphael #conspiracy peakoil.com

The difference between many people here at PO and the resident wingnut* is that the wingnut* looks at HIStory, history and HERstory for the really big picture folks.

Everything in infinite Space is filled with in waves and out waves.
Everything in infinite Space is defined by how these waves interact to form 'standing waves'.
Standing waves = Matter

I look at the really looooooooooong term cycles which suggests that what goes around...comes around. How far back do I attempt to go metaphorically?
As all cosmogonists do...to that point of time where creation itself manifests.

That is how I ended up promoting the swastika.
To the sheeple and seagullible and fearful Jews — I did not wake up one day thinking I would resurrect the swastika to its rightful place in history—no—I was lead down a very interesting esoteric path these past 2 years, a inward journey of many aha!, often associated and confirmed by a rather interesting ‘vibration’.
The swastika’s all-encompassing profound symbolism...suggests to me that this symbol, because of its undeniable extensive use throughout the ancient globe, its apparent use by totally disparate societies circumventing all manmade and natural boundaries is so important ... why do we in the WEST only in the WEST, marginalize this symbol...why are we apparently tossing this symbol that has the potential to link our ancestry into the occult scrap heap along with the number 5 representing the pentagram and the bad luck associated with the number 13?

Why so quick to marginalize this profound symbol that is perhaps a key to a truth?

To appease the Jews because the WEST felt guilty about what happened to them during the war?
Did we give the gays and gypsies who also got gassed their own countries?
History would show these people also have been persecuted throughout HIStory.
So if I suggest the WESTERN media is slanted to appease the Jews, this is considered a skewered view and labels me anti-Semitic?
Oy vey.

To answer the profound question above, why so quick to condemn the swastika and flash this symbol on our WESTERN TV sets, in our WESTERN print, this symbol is always ‘flashed’ for the WESTERN sheeple when talking about the Jewish Holycaust.
The answer is often in the question.

Because this symbol would unite our ancestry and prove the self-serving literal interpretations of the Torah, Bible and Quran, giving these spoiled and chosen tribes, all descendants of Abraham reign over the Earth with their scripture STOLEN from the Goddess worshipping egalitarian pagans that came before them.

Dan Brown’s HIStory lesson begins about 2000 years ago and discusses the metaphorical poster boy’s semen escaping crucifixion in the chalice of the Holy Grail—.Mary’s womb.
Yeah right.
What if Jesus was using condoms made from sheeple and ewe gut?
What if Mary liked it not missionary but actually preferred anal?
What if Mary the whore swallowed?

Any thinking and feeling human being knows history did not begin with the Alpha and Omega highly ADVERTISED Jesus Christ—.the fucking chosen can believe what ever their self-serving interpretations tell them—.I only suggest and there is ample evidence—.ewe are not so special, all ewe Jews, ewe Christians and ewe Muslims—.ewe and your ‘divine’ scriptures, the messages contained therein can be found the world over.
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Millennia before your bible thumping ancestors decided to spread their gospel by the power of the sword.
Duh—eh Poop Ratzinger, what say thee about how Christianity has been sold?
Fucking hyprocrite—I despise and distrust any superior who points fingers and suggests himself and his beliefs innocent.
How many Poop Innocents were there?

That is what HIStory, comparative myth, comparative religion, iconography and symbolism has taught me.

We are all equal.
Know thyself.

What is going on in the Middle East has been scripted and EWE all have all been invited.
Idiots, so stupid and filled with hate they can’t see straight, just as prophesized you have fueled into believing you are the liberators of an earthly hell—when in fact—.it is the WE in the EWE that are the authors of our own collective HELL.
WE, if you wake up and acknowledge our collective behaviours are indeed the anti-Christs in how we have chosen to structure the elemental earth.
Now why is that perspective such a tough SELL?

And I will say I can prove using science and linguistics (let us investigate the Logos) ...Jews vibrate differently.
Does that make me an anti-Semite, remember I used science, a truth right?
You see this is how a true master works.
He uses the energy of his opponent and turns it back onto himself.
I can use WESTERN science to prove the 'Jew has a different vibration'...but heh I also suggest..maybe we should investigate what this 'chosen' vibration is all about?

Namaste

Raphael

P.s. **I was destined to win 'wingnut' status ... a wingnut either tightens or loosens its grip depending on whether it rotates in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction...now what symbol does that?
Cool

AV1611VET #fundie christianforums.com

[Debating Evolution]

No --- I live by one major concept I learned when it comes to debating.

And I am just quoting the concept, I am not ad homineming anyone here.

* Never argue with an idiot - he will drag you down to his level, then beat you to death with experience.

You'll very seldom see me use evolution to try to defeat evolution.

I leave it to Scripture to back up my points, and if Scripture can't do it, it's not worth discussing.

William_G_Boykin #fundie imdb.com

Have you ever heard an idiot, tree hugging lie-beral say something like this? ["This is the best planet in the galaxy, so we had better take care of it!"- Thread title] It just boggles my mind how these people can have no faith in God. When someone says that taking care of the planet is our responsibility, I always remind that person that even if we destroy this planet, God can simply make another one by snapping His fingers, blinking His eyes, clapping His hands, wiggling His nose, or doing whatever it is He has to do in order to unleash the power of His magic.

Having faith that Yahweh will create a brand new planet for our use will allow us to tap the resources of this planet in order to make life easier. There is all sorts of oil under the Earth's surface that we are not allowed to use because the lie-berals won't let us "hurt the planet". Doesn't that sound crazy? How can you hurt a planet? A planet is not some living being, it doesn't have feelings or emotions. You know, when I was younger, I used to be in love with myself a little bit, but now I'm a humble man, and being humble is a humbling experience.

Once you realize that you can't control what happens on this planet, then it just makes everything else easier. Just put it in God's hands and allow Him to do His work. He exorcised the demon of alcoholism out of my body. He has exorcised the demon of obesity out of the body of many people around the world, He has exorcised the demon of drug addiction out of people's body, you and I have both seen the proof of His magic power. Now, you have to put your faith in that power.

randy_ds9 #fundie news.messages.yahoo.com

[Previous Poster: "It seems the biggest problem with Christians is their political lobby to stop abortion, to have prayer in schools, to have God on our money and in the pledge, and generally ramming their beliefs down our throats."]

and that is right beside you lobby to force the US to accept gay marriage, insist that a 12 year old is mature enough to make an abortion decision for herself, 13 should be the legal age of sexual consent, and all drugs should be legal. When we won't go along, you try to use lawsuits, lawyers, and activist ACLU judges to "force your agenda down everyones throat"

"Why do you care so much what others believe?"

I don't, but I am sick and tired of mindless left wing idiots like you trying to belittle and attack what I believe. Your ID [bushisatraitor] says it all

walkingtall #fundie forums.fark.com

[An ironic reply to "I am an intellectual atheist, (meaning I was raised in the Xian church and saw it through for the scam it was at an early age)"]

This is the most inane statement I have ever heard in my life. Even when I was a die hard atheist I had to admit in my searches that Christianity had by far the most learned, intelligent people in history on their side and we got idiots like Darwin on ours. Sorry to burst your bubble but Darwin was one of the least intelligent men of science of his time. His methods were absurd and his conclusions ridiculous and if what he stated did not have fervent fundamentalist atheist backing would have been rejected as the pure drivel it is. I knew this when I read it. I simply thought to myself "Well this is just one more example of someone stepping in poop and coming out smelling like a rose." ie getting the right result using totally wrong methods. I see better now. So NO son you are not an intellectual atheist. You are a fundamentalist of the highest order and there is no logic reason or critical thinking in your mindset. Sorry.

osochicloso #racist imdb.com

[Discussing the movie "The Butterfly Effect"]

This Jewish Illuminatti actor Ashton Kutcher was too far in this movie.

1. He playing to be god.

2. The Bad Guy of all the movie Kaylleigh and tommy's Father Uses the cross and one cross is in the wall where he made that porno movie at his own daughter.

3. Laughing of our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ. first in the scene when Carlos the mexican guy is reading the bible, and and laugh at our lord stigmas backin in the time to hurt himself in order to persuade Carlos to follow his interests, and he consider to Carlos as an idiot.

The Second laugh at Jesus is when he is handicapted and he saw how Tommy is Now a Christian, and he clearly says "Since When Tommy is with all this Jesus Christ Crap" Whan the crap is this jewish idiot.

3. Oh and for sure The Nazi crap in the prison this jewish should make that too in order to remember how anger are them.

This movie is the worst crap since the schindler's list.

Im sick and Tired of this .

Michael D. Leonard #fundie img102.imageshack.us

Yank tax dollars for arts in schools

Editor: I am concerned about this current trend among “artists” to disrespect the conservative Christian values that our fathers, brothers and sons have fought and died for. The disrespect that these “creative” types have for the core moral fiber of our freedom-loving society is tantamount to high treason. Television, motion pictures, literature, plays, music and visual arts have all given rise to anti-American propaganda that is aimed at one target audience, alone — our children.

This is an abomination of our free-speech rights that cannot be allowed to continue. Imagine a generation of children growing up with a Green Day view of life that insinuates that our elected leaders, chosen by the voting majority, are nothing more than “American Idiots.” What about the Hollywood agenda to promote socialist-leaning candidates and anti-war-on-terror movies like “Syrianna” and Michael Moore’s disturbing pro-al-Qaida propaganda films? What about the preponderance of alternative lifestyle movies such as “Brokeback Mountain” and “TransAmerica”? This trend needs to be stopped immediately before our great nation succumbs to moral ambiguity. The malleable minds of our children are at stake.

My suggestion for solving this problem is simple: cut tax dollars for arts funding in our public schools. The arts are a breeding ground for anti-American sentiment that cannot be tolerated in our post- 9/11 world. Paintings of trees and placid scenes of natural beauty are sadly being replaced by images of President Bush as a buffoonish, uncomprehending “American Idiot.” Worse yet, these neo-artists depict our sacred religious icons in unspeakable ways that I will refrain from describing. Our kids are being brainwashed by these left-wing Nazis who pretend to be cool and trendy. I, for one, do not want my tax dollars to pay the salaries of leftist propaganda fomenters.

The money spent on arts programs, theater productions, speech league competitions and other “questionable value” expenditures could be better used to fund sports-based programs. These programs teach children to be a team player. They prepare kids for a life as a co-worker, solid citizen, and, if necessary, as a soldier to help fight the war on terror. Statistically, children who excel at sports do better in life than those who paint hateful pictures.

Do the right thing. Call your representative and demand that art programs be cut from our public schools. The fragile minds of our greatest resource are at risk.

MICHAEL D. LEONARD, PH.D.

Philmon TM #fundie forum.myspace.com

your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures. this religon seems to be just based on a childs creative mind.

This makes me think all younger generations now are full with idiots like you.
No to believe that a spaghetti controls my life is crazy and stupid.

And I have a strong feeling that your joking and don't tell me your not cause I read it twice it seems all most too stupid please go read the bible or jump off the nearest cliff cause no one has use for you that's why your making stupid religons

Nutrider99 #fundie freeconservatives.com

I can't tell you how many times I've heard MORONS say that the only reason we don't fall into lock step with the LIE of evolution is that we don't understand the theory. The fact is that the only way you BELIEVE in evolution is if you don't understand the theory.

Let me say this clearly and distinctly. If you think that every living thing that exists on this earth came about because of chance mutations from one magical cell that magically appeared on a planet that came into existence by a magical "big bang" using a process that doesn't exist in nature from materials that could not have been created and which could not have existed eternally, you are an IDIOT!!!

Is that clear enough?

I'm 42 years old. I've listened to one MORON after another spew his asinine versions on discredited science for years. I UNDERSTAND your lie, I simply REJECT your lie. No go crawl up an ape's rectum and evolve!

Nedarbi #fundie panheads.org

i realize that but honestly. the evolution theory says that the earth was formed by two astriods colliding and forming the earth. now thats stupid. sure maybe the lord did use evolution. i accept that but alot of theories taht go along with evolution are very idiotic.

SignOfTheCross #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

i used to think pot was cool, that was until i basically learned it was a harmless substance, then im thinking what is so cool about something as soft as pot. it is a pussies drug for people who are too scared to anything harder, and if they do that, then they're just an idiot.

hayden #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

[Replying to the book 'Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot']For one thing, no matte if you like him or not, he is very intelligent. Maybe he dosen't use his intelligence to say things YOU like... and another thing, he is no longer fat...he's lost alot of weight...

billiefan2000 #fundie randi.org

Name me one Liberty that has been taken away by Conservatives. Name me one and show me documented evidence of it and not the rAmblings of the AMERICAN COMMUNIST LOVERS UNION or ACLU as the Useful Idiots to the ACLU call it.

Socrates #fundie theologyweb.com

And not that the Beserk One cares, since he doesn't believe in any God anyway. But like a lot of misotheists, he's happy to use the likes of Bubba, QED and JJRamsey [Christians who accept evolution] as 'useful idiots' (Lenin's phrase) to help undermine Christianity by white-anting the very first book of the Bible.

Gibor #fundie theologyforums.com

Nowhere did I state that EVERY Japanese person was barbaric and cruel. I said this about their culture as a generalization because they do not engage in warfare by any known standard of decency. If you were to study the FACTS about Japanese history, you would know that until the terms of their surrender stripped them of any and all military power, they had a history of absolute barbarism from the inception of their history. They slaughtered each other in feudal wars, butchered and enslaved the people of Okinawa, attacked Russia , and committed unspeakable atrocities in China, the Solomons, and The Phillipines to name only a few."

"The point that seems lost on you is that to the Japanese mind, there were no civillians."

"Since your grasp of unrevised history is so weak, I'll share something else with you that your Marxist professors probably did not: The Japanese had operational jet aircraft, biological weapons and were only a few weeks or months away from an operational nuclear weapon. Had we not nuked them, it is HIGHLY likely that they would have hit the west coast of the US with a bio or nuclear strike."

"I apologize to none for my remarks.
Since you proudly proclaim your leftist tendencies, why don't you read up on your Lennin , Marx, and Engles? People that betray their own in order to assist the Left are referred to as "Useful Idiots" and are to be disposed of when they have outlived their usefulness. It is my sincere prayer (both for you and my country) that you and all those like you wake up before it is too late.

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