Mike #conspiracy #racist twitter.com
I did a bad thing in Church today. I refused to receive the eucharist from an Indian woman. I was supposed to go to her, she was in my aisle but across the church was the white priest. So I walked across all the pews and received it from him for fear that I might get fecal matter on my eucharist receiving it from an Indian woman. Plus I’m not going to receive it from anyone who’s non white. Sorry, considering what’s happening in the US and in the world with our replacement I’m not doing that. I guess I’ll confess this to my priest but I’ll continue doing it. That’s the compromise.