It's Sweet To Be a NEET (It's Swell Bein' an Incel) - Original Song
Thereâs a new meme in town,
no, it wonât let you down.
We know society has sure gone to shit,
with a tip of my hat, I lift up my glass, and drink to the end of it.
From college I bailed, my relationships failed,
Iâm jobless but feel oddly complete,
for I'm Not in Education, Employment, or Training,
Iâm acronymically NEET.
When I was in school I was nobody's fool,
saw my teachers were aiming, for obedience training,
so I hit the road, lost my mind, kept my soul,
there was finally time to lift my feet and unwind.
(Refrain) While dreaminâ, breathinâ, keep on believinâ,
eventually, we all complete the dream and reach the peak of NEET.
Itâs sweet to be a NEET, itâs swell being an incel,
my delinquencyâs complete, you see, allâs well that ends well.
They say the world the meek will inherit, but rest assured, the NEET will share it,
while NPCs complain and parrot, the current thingâs a pin they'll wear,
until they suffocate with flair, gee, what a relief to be a NEET. (/Refrain)
I looked for a job, didnât like what they offered,
I heard, "Hey, wagie wagie, get back in your cagie."
I said, "Why don't you relax? You can have your licenses and tax,
donât need much to get by to have harmonious lives."
(Refrain)
I used to dig girls, got sick of floozies with curls,
with no phony woman distractinâ,
Iâm resuminâ all new euphonious craftinâ.
But thereâs nothing wrong with beinâ glad,
to get a wife thatâs nice and trad!
'Cause humanity thrives with a family life,
that's breedinâ, teachinâ, to always believe,
that even we can be the light that guides us through the darkest night.
We wonât comply,
all NEETs unite,
all NEETs unite,
all NEETs unite.
So we didn't get jabbed,
the bosses said, "Too bad."
It was really that simple, my body my temple.
But that baby inside, is a life fightinâ to survive,
at conception, youâll find a connection divine,
thatâs dreaminâ breathinâ always believinâ.
(Refrain)
Gee what a relief,
oh what a relief,
itâs such a relief to be a NEET.