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God says you have to do everything I tell you to!

R from Latvia #conspiracy #quack #fundie #wingnut henrymakow.com

Well, today, the government-controlled MSM propaganda page www.delfi.lv has stated that yesterday there have been 4000 tests performed and there has been record (for our country) 95 cases, so they are again trying to instill fear in us and saying that there might be new restrictions.
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Right now, I am reading an investigative report on COVID scam, provided by link on Your twitter (I`m reading it almost every day as Your website) translated to English, by the french officer's reserve army, and I`m deeply saddened, at some point, reading this document, my heart started to racing very fast, we all must stand up and take a stance against satan and all of his minions, all these ancient generational satanic families...

Much of what I have read is confirmed there, soon I will try to talk to my family and friends and inform them about what is coming to us. I have a wife and a 9-year-old son. I myself am 36 years old, consider myself a sinner, but as I understand, we must do as much good as we can and as less evil as we can, to love, hope, and believe, and then the light, this divine spark, may shine from inside of us.
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On some local pages, I have read, that Latvia can become one of the first countries in the world with a fully installed 5G network. Just look, what they`re are writing in this agenda, for example, Who knew that trees can become digital?

I`m not scared, if I must die for the greater good of humankind, let it be, but I don't want our humankind to become artificial bio-robots, and, ultimately, be destroyed within the soul-spirit level.

David J. Stewart #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #sexist stewart1611.blogspot.com

I tremendously love Pastor Steven Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church in Tempe, Arizona. I love him for many reasons, but mainly because he STANDS!
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God is going to ask YouTube's owners in eternity why they allowed homosexuals, abortionists, feminists and evildoers to speak all manner of filth, wickedness and blasphemy against God and His children; but they persecuted godly Bible preachers, banning their truthful sermons as hate speech. God is not going to care about the social platform and politically correct agendas of our time, He is going to judge only on the basis of what is good or evil (Ecclesiastes 12:13-14). God will hold YouTube's owners accountable (Hebrews 4:13; Matthew 12:36; Matthew 25:40). I say that humbly, for we must all appear before the judgment seat of God (Romans 14:10-12). The $64,000 question is will you appear in court as a child of God (2nd Corinthians 5:10-11), or as an unsaved criminal (Revelation 20:12-15)?
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Transgender celebrity Nikkie de Jager has made over $12,000,000 on YouTube. It is blood money! Yet Pastor Steven Anderson hasn't asked one penny, and he has been banned restlessly. So you can speak against Christians who fear God, the Holy Bible and God Himself, but you cannot speak against defiant sinners. What saith the Scripture? Proverb 29:27, “An unjust man is an abomination to the just: and he that is upright in the way is abomination to the wicked.” Here is the truth of this entire matter. The unjust man (the wicked person) is an abomination (he is loathed) to the righteous man, and vise versa. Pastor Anderson is a righteous man—a preacher of righteousness!

Robert Jeffress #crackpot #dunning-kruger #fundie newsweek.com

Pastor Robert Jeffress, who serves on President Trump's Evangelical Advisory Board and the White House Faith Initiative, had words for young climate activist Greta Thunberg.

Jeffress appeared on Fox Radio's Todd Starnes Show on September 23 to discuss the United Nations climate summit, which President Trump notably attended for just 14 minutes before heading to give an address on religious freedom.

On the program, Jeffress referred to climate change as an "imaginary crisis," telling listeners that Trump was right to skip the summit. He then pivoted to discussing Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg, who has become the face of the global climate justice movement.

"Somebody needs to read poor Greta Genesis, Chapter 9," Jeffress said, "and tell her the next time she worries about global warming, just look at a rainbow. That's God's promise that the polar ice caps aren't going to melt and flood the world again."

There is no scientific evidence connecting rainbows with the preservation of the polar ice caps.

Starnes agreed with Jeffress, commenting, "This whole global warming, tree-hugging fiasco—again, there is nothing to it. As you point out, they might as well hold a commission on the Tooth Fairy or Bigfoot, Sasquatch."

Pastor Shane Idleman #fundie #wingnut charismanews.com

The upcoming election is causing increased division among Christians. It leaves many people confused when some Christians denounce Trump and elevate Biden. Their reasoning goes something like this: “How can you vote for Trump based on his character?” But the real question we should be asking is, “What direction is the country heading, spiritually speaking?

Obviously, character is important, but, if a man has decent character according to some, yet believes in infanticide and in euthanizing the disabled, do we look at his character over his policies? Of course not.

God doesn't judge a nation based on the character of one man, but He may judge it based on the spiritual health of her people. Policy often speaks louder than character—although ideally, they should match.

The president is hated, not because of his character, but because of what he stands for. He is a disruptive force. If the abortion industry, George Soros, most of the media, antifa and Hollywood are on your side, are you sure you're on the right side?

I don’t want to hear about someone’s “character” when they think it’s okay to kill a child, even at 9 months, and they reject the “born-alive” bill. I’m not concerned with nice tweets when they promote real hate, support sexual perversion and want to burn down our cities — and on and on it goes.

Rabbi Yitzhak Yosef #racist #sexist #fundie timesofisrael.com

Chief rabbi calls black people ‘monkeys’

The Sephardic chief rabbi of Israel called black people “monkeys” during his weekly sermon on Saturday evening. In footage aired by the Ynet news site, Yosef could be seen referring to black people by the word “kushi,” which in modern Hebrew has pejorative connotations, and then going on to term a black person a “monkey.” His office told Ynet that the comparison was a quote from the Talmud. Yosef has been known to court controversy in his sermons. In a sermon delivered in May last year, he appeared to suggest during his weekly sermon that secular woman behave like animals because they dress immodestly. In March 2016, Yosef was forced to retract a comment that non-Jews should not live in Israel, calling it “theoretical.” He said non-Jews could live in Israel only if they observe the seven Noahide Laws, which are prohibitions against idolatry, blaspheming God, murder, forbidden sexual relations, stealing, and eating limbs off a live animal, and which prescribe the establishment of a legal system. Non-Jews, Yosef said, are in Israel only to serve Jews. Israel has two chief rabbis. Yosef represents those with origins in the Iberian Peninsula, North Africa, and the Middle East, and David Lau represents Ashkenazic Jews, with origins in European lands of the Roman Empire.

Wanda Dailey #fundie quora.com

There's no need to prove God the Creator to anyone - - let God do it for you! That is, He has already demonstrated who He is in extraordinary ways to all of mankind, but because of foolish pride issues, arrogance & trusting one's educational level, what their idol may have said, or trusting in their own analytical conclusions, or etc., etc., etc., atheist and a majority who believe in God's existence, but are not reconciled to our Father-God, have cut themselves off from God. We need to remember, our Father-God didn't send Jesus to reconcile every person, even though salvation is available to everyone, but Jesus came to reconcile those who earnestly seek to know who He is & is not & have a desire to “get right with God.” If there's someone you'd like to help in their discovery, try to keep in mind they may be superficial, in that, while they have questions it's not necessarily because they actually have a personal interest in learning, but have a ulterior motive.

Wanda Dailey #fundie quora.com

So with this said, I suggest recommending the following: (1) Tell the person(s) that if they have great difficulty believing there is but one Creator-God, to ASK HIM to make it possible for them to know He is God & to know He WILL answer them in His own unique way & timing! To ask Him directly & not through a spiritual leader! (2) Mention that Lee Strobel, an award winning Investigative Journalist & a strong-minded atheist, set-out to prove once in for all, that Jesus was a fraud & was not who he claimed to be & did none of the things He claimed to have accomplished! And, in fact, He never existed! Strobel hated Christianity even though he didn't have a clue of what he was talking about, but like many, had confused Christianity with mankind's religions, believing they were one in the same. And, as Strobel may have earlier mentioned, how do we know George Washington ever existed? How do we know our history books aren't a hoax? We know Washington existed, due to the number of folks who personally knew him, saw him or heard him deliver a speech & recorded their encounters in diaries, in letters, on documents, etc., etc., etc. Undeniable, verified documents is how Lee Strobel ended-up KNOWING who Jesus is & is not, was reconciled to God through Jesus & became an actual Christian and ended his quest by writing the only book in history, “The Case For Christ,” to prove Jesus is as the Holy Bible says! And, with this said, I mention I recommend them to read the book.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #psycho stewart1611.blogspot.com

I attended the Harvest Baptist Church on Guam for one year, between 2013 and 2014. The Bible says that a godly man who abides in the Scriptures hates every false way. Psalms 119:104, “Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way.” After attending Harvest for several months, God gave me a burden to help Harvest's pastors see THE TRUTH. What saith the Scripture? Proverbs 12:17, “He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness: but a false witness deceit.” I bought several books with my own money and gave them to the pastors. They resented my help! I gave the pastors Michael P. Bowens helpful book titled: “I Never Knew You.”
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I also gave the pastors Dr. Al Lacy's helpful boom titled, “NIV: The Antichrist's Bible.” They didn't like that one either. I gave them Pastor Max Younce's helpful book titled, “Martin Luther: Master Of Deceit.” I was a fighting Fundamentalist in a cesspool of Bob Jones University's Neo-evangelical graduates. BJU's graduates were trained by academics at the college, not by church builders, so they have no compassion! That perfectly explains why Harvest's pastors, then and now in 2020, couldn't care less about me. They might as well have hung a noose around my neck and pushed me off a cliff.
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Truthfully, the only reason I even wanted to go back is because I fell in love with a young woman in their church in 2017, but she left a letter by my front door telling me never to contact her again. I lovingly gave her a really cool care bear with her name embroidered on it, placing it directly into her warm hands, but she coldly left the bear by my front door later. Only a heartless immature woman would be so cruel. The bear told me how mean she was, and that he never wanted to go back! So I cried as I gave him away to the thrift store. I hope the bear will forgive me for putting him through that...lol.

Roosh V #fundie rooshv.com

[From under "Worshiping Comfort Is Satanic"]

When the people of a society don’t have strong faith, they manufacture a false god to replace the one they have forsaken, unaware that they’ve created a new idol. This false god will be so baked into the culture that individuals worship it without conscious thought. In the United States, that false god is comfort. Whether an American is an atheist or a Christian, or somewhere in between, nearly all have put their desire for comfort—and the fear of losing it—above that of God.

Americans have no remembrance of war coming to her shores. They haven’t seen first-hand the two World Wars and the communist revolutions. There is no one alive to tell them how their lands were invaded, their women raped, their houses burned. Only American soldiers abroad have had to bear the brunt of human violence and suffering, while those back at home can sip on coffee, eat cheeseburgers, and drive big cars. No tribulation except the very recent coronavirus lockdowns and still developing riots have introduced to the American psyche the idea that life is not automatically one of high comfort.
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Not everyone worships at the altar of comfort. The Slavic peoples of Russia and Ukraine, for example, have seen darker recesses of humanity. Alongside their Orthodox faith, they have come to see suffering as the same as the early Christians: a cross to bear. And many eagerly bear it.
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Comfort is not my god. I was not created to live a comfortable existence. A soul was not breathed into my physical body so that I could have material blessings and excellent health and amusements and fleeting emotional happiness. I was put here on this earth to serve my Creator. Everything else that is thrust before me in this modern environment are mere distractions meant to make me covet all that is not God. The Lord can take all this comfort away from me. He can drain my bank account, He can put me on the streets with all the other homeless, and I will still follow Him until the end of time.

Pastor John MacArthur #fundie gty.org

If it weren’t for human care, the earth would be uninhabitable. You try. Take your little backpack, wander up in the mountains, see how well you do. The most advanced societies in the world subdue the earth. Thank God for those who have even been able to subdue bacteria, viruses. Thank the Lord for the people in the government of the United States who work for so many years to develop the food and drug administration, so that we’re not at the mercy of unscrupulous people like those over in China who put poison into baby milk. And we’re protected by that. That’s part of subduing an otherwise toxic creation. We don’t need less development, we need more development. God intended us to use this planet to fill this planet for the benefit of man. Never was intended to be a permanent planet. It is a disposable planet. Christians ought to know that.

Kat Kerr #fundie youtube.com

[Relevant part begins around 48:21 in the video]

…I just started talking about God and how much He loved — how much He talked about horses in the Bible. By the way, it’s one of His favorite creatures He made. And by the way, He has a unicorn.

Father has a unicorn. Jesus has a horse named Lightning. Holy Spirit has one named Thunder. Lightning has fire coming out of his nostrils. He’s got a rainbow mane on him. But the Father has a unicorn. And they’re mentioned nine times in the Bible. They are! Unless you’ve found a new translation that has removed it.

Great-grandma Dorothy #fundie #crackpot wnd.com

And each word of the Harry Potter books were whispered into [J.K. Rowling's] mind by the demons themselves...but she first had to invite them in and want the money an awful lot to part with her soul. God forbid that anyone be so ignorant but all that don't know the Lord can find themselves on the same road.

Scripture is true and it will all come about just as the Bible says.

COME LORD JESUS...

Conservapedia #fundie #homophobia #conspiracy conservapedia.com

Homo-fascism is the phenomenon when homosexual activists strive for advancing themselves beyond favored status to supremacy. In line with instructions in After the Ball (the LGBTI equivalent to Mein Kampf and the Communist Manifesto), the homosexual movement avoids using such terms as "favored status" or "supremacy", but rather outwardly pretend their goal is "tolerance" or "acceptance". Supremacy is then the stage in which the homosexual movement and its allies take effective control of most or all of the centers of power of a government or other organization. When they have achieved this level of control they use and abuse their power to suppress and/or punish those who openly disapprove of the homosexual lifestyle or its agenda.[1][2][3]

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Homosexuals can be compared to their chief adversaries, the radical nationalists. Both groups hate each other, and would like to do away with the other. Neither side is embraced by the majority, but both deserve the right to freedom of their beliefs and to freedom of speech within reasonable limits. The rest of us must be willing to tolerate these difficult neighbors to preserve civility for society as a whole.

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex stewart1611.blogspot.com

The Bible says in the last days, that people will despise those that are good! I exposed the Devil's corrupt modern Bible revisions. I did a good thing! Harvest despised me for being good, for being truthful, for caring enough about them to make an issue. Harvest Baptist Church on Guam doesn't care about me, or the truth, or doing the right thing; they just care about getting paid. God will be their only Judge! Romans 14:10, “But why dost thou judge thy brother? or why dost thou set at nought thy brother? for we shall all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.” I am not the one holding out in this ongoing feud, the ungodly Harvest Baptist Church on Guam is, refusing to let me attend church services. That is wicked! I am not upset with Harvest for the past, but for what they are doing right now—ostracizing me! They are the haters, not me.

All I have humbly requested since 2017 is to quietly attend church services, to hopefully find a wife, but they despise me so much that I have been permanently banned and ostracized by the Harvest Baptist Church cult on Guam! It is spiritual Micronesia madness! 1st Peter 5:7, “Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.” If we are to be Christlike, then we absolutely must care. We must not just care about our close friends, family and those whom we like, but also those whom we disagree, and those whom we don't like. In truth, Biblically we must care about EVERYONE! The Harvest Baptist Church on Guam couldn't care less about me or my family.

Kat Kerr #fundie #wingnut facebook.com

(concerning a two-day prayer rally for Trump held earlier this month. Relevant part begins around 2:50)

We in America are the land of the brave, the free, and the filled with God. And I can tell you that whole event was filled with the presence of God. And yes, there were 1,000 angels waiting. You know who these angels were? I could see them sitting all up in the upper stands and everything, in the seats, and they were white—they just glow with the glory of God. But they actually were wearing red, white, and blue robes.

And the Holy Spirit said, ‘These angels are special ops angels that were sent from Heaven back in 2016 to fight on behalf of America, on our president, on his administration, God’s plans that he has for this country.’ And they were there to be sent out again right now. And we all did that. It was very powerful to see them. They shoot past us like beams of light, and they were very powerful beings.

Bedivere Bedrydant #fundie americanmind.org

Banning porn will require a pervasive sexual re-norming. This is a democracy, and we’re going to have to figure out how to get people on board with it. Even if we did convince people of the public health case, where would that leave us? With erectile dysfunction-type warnings in the first five seconds of every porno? We need something better than that.

For a path forward, look to an unlikely model: the gay rights movement. In 2008, my home state of California voted in favor of a statewide constitutional amendment to enshrine marriage as exclusively between a man and a woman. Yes, that was California. Remember? In less than ten years, the Supreme Court declared the amendment illegal—in large part because such legislation had become unthinkable for many Americans (including the ones who themselves had voted for it just eight years previous).

So how did they do it? Gay rights activists repeatedly and publicly shamed us, saying that if you oppose gay marriage, you hate gay people. That line, repeated and modified and transposed in a million different ways, sexually re-normed America in the space of a decade. Now, it’s our turn for a sexual re-norming of America. Conservatives can turn Americans against porn. How?

But the trouble, really, is that trying to shame people who actually do hate women by calling them misogynists won’t work. They like hating women. This is part of what makes porn so addicting. (Sidenote: The “you hate gays” line worked because people generally did not hate gays, and did not want to hate gays. They just weren’t woke enough to realize that not-hating-gays required being-for-gay-marriage. They were quick to comply once shamed.) I still believe the shaming route can work, but we have to try something a little bit different. Let’s try calling porn supporters despicable perverts instead. After all, it is true.

Wes Penre/Leon Leo Zagami #conspiracy #ufo #magick #fundie humansarefree.com

Leo Lyon Zagami was allegedly a member of the Italian Illuminati, a 33rd degree freemason and a member of the infamous Freemasonic P2 Lodge – hence, a true insider.

He was considered a “prince”, prepared to take over the Italian branch after the older Italian Illuminati “king”, Licio Gelli.

According to Leo, he is of Illuminati aristocrat bloodline and therefore involved in the Illuminati Order since childhood.
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I have had the privilege to communicate with Leo, and among other things I asked him what he knew about the UFO/alien phenomenon – a subject that is perhaps the most confusing one when it comes to the New World Order.

I may not agree with him on his religious belief, but I think that is beside the point. This is Leo’s view on the UFO/alien agenda:
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This dark approach to the Royal Art of Alchemy is operated unfortunately by the Jesuits with the use of evil Jinns serving Satan himself the owner of Vatican HQ’s.
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The jinn are real entities living on this earth which are normally invisible to us. The name comes from an Arabic word meaning “to hide or conceal”.

They don’t live in bottles or adhere to the fairy tales told about them. They can be deceptive and influential.

They are movers behind the UFO mystery as well as many other mysteries. Every culture shows the imprints of their influence in its religion and mythology.

Thas because the New World Order of the Nazi Jesuits and the Zionist conducted a deliderate UFO propaganda with the help of the usual evil Jinns in projects like MK-ULTRA so you could fall into this demonic trap and loose your faith (there are also good Jinns by the way).

Maureen Johnston #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia #magick henrymakow.com

The reason Sweden is exempt from lockdowns is that the population, by and large, have already agreed to be microchipped or is microchipped.

They have successfully engineered Sweden away from God.
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When it comes to numbers of sexual partners, Sweden it is probably among the most promiscuous countries in the world. Having between 50-100 different sex partners in a life span, and even above 100 sex partners, is definitely not uncommon among Swedes. Even among females. Also, the number of latent bisexuals is very high. No one raises an eyebrow if you are lesbian.

Another important aspect to understand why there are no lockdowns in Sweden is that the technology of microchip implants is closely related to demonization -- i.e. having legions of demons.* The satanic NWO globalist governments can control a demonized population, that's why they want people to be demonized.

But there are many ways to skin a cat -- to get a human soul to legally accept legions of demons to host off their body-mind-spirit energy system (temple). For example, one must do some "spiritually illegal" practice or action that opens a spiritual portal (stargate) to allow demons to have a legal right to enter your temple, like being a whore or whoremonger.

Once a single demon gets in, he will begin to break your will from the inside and fight against your good (god- connection) nature to do more bad actions that will give another demon the legal right to enter your temple --then they continue to push you to do terribly evil things and then more demons come in until you are full of thousands of demons --hey you don't even need a microchip anymore --your soul is gone - you are reprobate.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #psycho stewart1611.blogspot.com

I was looking around in my Pinterest account today, and under “Account Settings,” I was disgusted what I found. You are asked by Pinterest to specify whether you are a “male” or a “female” or “Non-binary.” That is a sinful term dear reader. God created every human being either a male or a female. Even when there are some genetic abnormalities from birth, a person is either a male or a female biologically, nothing in between. The worldly term “Non-binary” is of the Devil. We are living in very strange times in the world today, when people are confused about nearly everything, including their gender.
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For anyone to claim that someone is not truly wholly a male or a female is to contradict the plain teaching of the inspired Word of God. Genesis 1:27, “So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.” There are no cross-gendered people, only wicked people who CHOOSE to blur the lines of gender which God has created. I am sick and tired of hearing that homosexuals are “born that way.”
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I will NEVER accept, recognize nor honor the term “Non-binary gender.” Over my dead body! God created everyone either a male or a female. Have you ever noticed that in EVERY homosexual relationship that one partner takes on the female role (i.e., a sissy), and the other the masculine role (i.e., a dyke). This fact evidences the truth that God created each human being as either a male or a female. It also proves that homosexuality is a perversion of nature, abnormal, and a vile and disgusting sinful habit. Homosexuality is 100% a choice, just like every other sin. We are all sinners by nature and choice. That is why we all need to be redeemed by the blood of Jesus Christ, or else you will go to Hell to suffer for ever, paying the price for your own sins against man, self and God.

J. Morgan Drake #fundie crossroad.to

I just read your article concerning the seizures which were experienced by hundreds of children in Japan after watching that one episode of Pokemon. Please do not be fooled into thinking this was an "unfortunate and unforeseen after-effect". The people who designed these characters and especially those involved in the decisions behind the cartoons, knew perfectly well what would happen when children watched this episode. They also knew that by exposing these children to a scene which would cause seizures these children would be opened up to exposure to demonic possession.

As a child, and I have heard this from others who experienced similar problems as children, then came to Christ, I contracted a sickness which caused seizures in me. For nine years I had to take Phenobarbital in order to control these seizures, which carried into my adult years and only ceased as a matter of coming to Christ in salvation.

I know from my experience and what the Lord has shown me that seizures are caused on the spiritual level in order to open up minds/souls to the spiritual realm. This allows areas in children to be open to demonic influence and enough of this will cause those experiencing the seizures to become possessed. It is recorded in the Bible as well, when Jesus cast the demon out of the boy who had seizures and was thrown into the fire.

Those who made this cartoon are well aware that this reaction would occur, but they did so in order to follow the dictates of their "masters" who are not of this world. I know that were you to print this report you would receive greater criticism than you already have, so I don't expect you to say anything about this; I just wanted you to be aware of it.

Bevelyn Beatty #fundie #homophobia #wingnut youtube.com

(ranting against Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot after being arrested for picketing outside Lightfoot’s home)

Let me tell you something, you reprobate-minded, disgusting, homosexual demon. You’re nasty. You lay in a bed with the same sex, yet you try to make laws of righteousness. You’re vile. You’re disgusting. You’re wicked.

The only thing that could revive you was Christ Jesus because you’re ugly from the inside out. But seeing as you refuse to accept him as your Lord and Savior and you want to come and try to touch God’s anointed ones, get ready, because I got my eyes on you. The Lord’s got his eyes on you. So, I want you to hit us with your best shot, you nasty devil. Try your best. You could never beat God. You could never stop God’s anointed from moving, and you’re vile! You’re vile. You don’t follow the laws; you try to do your own thing. You don’t stand in justice, righteousness, or truth. You’re disgusting, and you’re gonna see me. So, you go ahead and get your best little lawyers you can get, and you try your best. You’re gonna see me, and I promise you that. You ain’t gonna touch the Lord’s people.

Conservapedia #fundie #conspiracy conservapedia.com

Obamunism is a portmanteau that was created by mixing together the words Obama and Communism, coined by critics of the Obama administration to describe Barack Obama's fascist and socialist policies and surveillance state. Obamunism was rejected in the 2016 presidential election but resurrected in the 2020 Leftwing insurrection.

David J. Stewart #fundie #sexist #psycho #kinkshaming stewart1611.blogspot.com

I have been searching for a wife for years now. God willing, one day I will find her. I already have someone I want, across the street from me, who visits (whom I wrote about toward the last part of 2019 in numerous website articles), but she doesn't want me. I do love her. I keep picking women who don't like me. So what's a man to do? All I can do is keep praying, trying and hoping to find a wife. I signed up for eHarmony. You wouldn't believe some of the hilarious profiles that I read! For example: I couldn't sleep tonight. It is 2:30 a.m. on Sunday. So I went to surf eHarmony's Matches for me. Here is a 38 year old woman named Iris in Chicago who writes:

I am friendly & kind hearted. I don't know why people r afraid 2 approach me. It does not bother me 2 eat pizza everyday. I am not interested in dealing w/ a man obsessed w/ "physical fitness" or "counting calories". I am all 4 improving health, but not in a hitler/commando type style. I am not into sports. I am not a "white glove clean the house daily freak". I know there is a lot 2 chew here already, but would u not want an idea of what a person is all about b 4 deciding to jump in or not?

If you saw her profile photo, you'd believe that she eats 2 pizzas every day!

I’ve actually had a few a*holes tell me that I shouldn’t be on eharmony because I am too fat! Listen… fat people, ugly people, disabled people, even villains want and need love. If voldemort can find love, so can I. I am who I am and your approval is certainly not needed. Public opinion be damned!

I've already contacted her and we're getting married next month...lol. No, I'm just kidding! Iris continues her rant, saying that she wants to find a man, who:

Someone who shares the same interests as me is an absolute must. A chubby chaser is a plus. I want a man who enjoys food and knows what he wants out of life. I am not interested in dealing with a man who has kids [or even wants kids]. Someone would really have to be outside the box [literally] in order to deal with me. My standards may be too high, but I know what I want and I am not willing to settle for less.

I truly feel sorry for this woman. Her attitude is atrocious! She wants to selfishly find a man to fit into her own interests. She wants a man who likes refrigerator-sized women. She boasts of her poor health and clearly plans to stay in poor health, and seeks a man who likes to abuse his health like she does. She doesn't have or want children. She doesn't want to “deal with a man” who has kids? High standards? Lady, your standards couldn't be any lower! She wonders why people are afraid to approach her. Really?

Dave Daubenmire #fundie #crackpot #psycho #wingnut youtube.com

I do not believe that there has ever been a more corrupt American politician than Hillary Clinton. Her public life has been one slimy action after another. The demonic left loves her. There is no doubt in my mind that she is under control of very dark forces. Spiritual forces. Demonic forces. Gates of hell forces. Hillary Clinton is a child of the devil.

The greatest example of love is discipline. The greatest example of love is to kill those traitors, so others learn never to do it.

Why are men today [too] squeamish to go put a noose around Hillary’s neck? Let’s round up that whole cabal. Let’s round them up. Let’s publicly execute them so everybody else realizes this ain’t ever going to happen again.

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #wingnut twitter.com

One of my best friends is LA Jewish liberal. Just sent me photos of tents, garbage, drug needles, homeless near his nice upscale LA home. He’s sick to his stomach. Fears for his family’s life. Wants 2 leave LA. Voting for @realDonaldTrump. U liberal morons have screwed yourselves

Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) #fundie #quack #wingnut lgbtqnation.com

Faith healing “school” becomes a COVID hotspot with 137 cases. It has ties to Donald Trump.
The man who runs the school was reportedly asked by Trump to "anoint every door in the White House" with olive oil.

Someone at the Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) wasn’t paying attention in class. The California “school” for faith healers is the latest COVID hotspot with 137 infections in the past month alone.

And, of course, the leadership of the ministry has ties to President Donald Trump’s coterie of evangelical Christian “advisors” and reportedly anointed “every door in the White House” with olive oil at Trump’s request.

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Trump allegedly disguised the unaccredited school’s owner, Bill Johnson, as a janitor shortly after taking office and instructed him to anoint every door with olive oil in a bid to ward off demons according to the megachurch’s east coast head.

Trump has met with evangelical leaders and submitted to the anointing and “laying on of hands” ritual in photos widely circulated by the religious right.

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Earlier this year, the school agreed to stop sending students to local hospitals to “cure” coronavirus. The church canceled missionary trips and told congregants who are feeling sick to stay home. They encouraged their over 9000 members to wash their hands frequently, too.

David J. Stewart #fundie #psycho stewart1611.blogspot.com

PURGE - The first thing Josiah did as king was purged the land if its idols and witchcraft. I remember in 2004 when I bought a home on Guam (which I later lost when my former wife abandoned and divorced me in 2006), that I destroyed the massive Roman Catholic shrine to Mary in the front lawn. Statues of Mary are sinful idols! I took a sledgehammer to that shrine, but couldn't do more than break a few chip off of it. It was hardened concrete! So I hired a local contractor and paid them $1,000 to remove that 7 foot high, 8 foot wide idol from my front yard. Two workers quit the job! It was hard work. The third guy used a jackhammer, destroying that shrine to Mary, and I was so happy to be the one to get rid of it! There won't be any idols on my property. Even though I lost the home, I am so glad that I did exactly what Josiah would have done, tear down the idols!!! Josiah purged the land of all the paganism. 2nd Chronicles 34:33a says Josiah took away all the abominations, “And Josiah took away all the abominations out of all the countries that pertained to the children of Israel...”

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex stewart1611.blogspot.com

In 2013 I began attending the Harvest Baptist Church on Guam. The next year would end up being one of the happiest years of my life. I finally had a church family! I loved them dearly, and I believed that they loved me. Toward the end of 2014 I made a mistake though, I TOLD THE TRUTH! Proverbs 12:17, “He that speaketh truth sheweth forth righteousness: but a false witness deceit.” I did the right thing! I had listened to Lordship Salvation for the previous year being preached from the church pulpit. I heard visiting missionary Phil Hunt from Africa preach Lordship Salvation. I heard the senior pastor, Marty Herron, preach Lordship Salvation from the pulpit on Sunday morning. I heard Jason on school staff teach Lordship Salvation, saying that faith alone is not enough to be saved. I heard Lordship Salvation being taught all around me in the church. My heart broke and I want to help the people of Harvest Baptist Church, which I so dearly loved. I wasn't Jonah running from Nineveh, I was Onesimus trying to be helpful. I took my own money and bought dozens of copies of various books, which I freely gave away. I burned sermons to CD and passed them out to those I met at church. For this good thing I was driven out of the church and ostracized by their neo-evangelical pastors!

I also had seen for the year of 2014 that the church is a circus of umpteen Bible versions. This Bible, that Bible, doesn't matter! Step right up ladies and gentleman, pick the Bible that fits you best right here! All together now! There is one verse in the Holy Bible that, to me, epitomizes Christian fundamentalism today.

David J. Stewart #fundie stewart1611.blogspot.com

I was sad to hear that Edward Lodewijk van Halen (1955-2020) died two days ago.

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It is not my place nor anybody's else's to judge where Eddie went in eternity, but we do know from the Holy Scriptures that unless Eddie was born again, he most assuredly DID go straight to Hell forever. I hope secretly for his sake that Eddie became a redeemed saint. I really do! Unfortunately, I seriously doubt if Eddie Van Halen went to Heaven. Where is Jesus in his testimony? Believing in God and giving Him the credit for your life and talent is not enough, as Eddie now knows. James 2:19, “Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.” Eddie's older brother, Alex is an ordained minister in his Catholic faith, who performed Eddie's wedding in 2009. A hard rock Catholic drummer, an ordained minister? Go figure! Only in America! That is not the new birth, it is phony religion!

Benjamin Fulford #conspiracy #racist #wingnut #fundie benjaminfulford.net

The long-anticipated October offensive against the Satanic Cabal has gone into full swing, Pentagon sources report. This includes attacks on Deep Underground Military Bases in California, Switzerland, Portugal, Spain, New Zealand, Australia, and Germany, the sources say.

The biggest battle was an attack on the underground base complex near Palm Springs, California. This was where self-described Satanist leader Leo Zagami fled to avoid arrest in Italy. Zagami claimed he could summon demons and admitted to eating human fetuses, and has been leading a campaign against Pope Francis.

The attack on the underground base was reported in the news as a swarm of close to 600 earthquakes. However, these bore the telltale signs of being caused by explosives and not natural processes, according to U.S. Geological Survey sources.

Pentagon sources also say “over 1,600 Israelis may have received extra-judicial treatment as protests against Bibi [Crime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu] continue.” Furthermore, Israel has been exposed for trying to start World War III by fomenting a dispute between Azerbaijan and Armenia,” the sources say. Israel is being forced to sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty and de-nuke as a condition for Middle East peace, they add.

“The attacks began after U.S. President Donald Trump declared a national emergency on the first day of the fiscal year 2021 [October 1, 2020] and then left the White House to man battle stations for Red October,” the sources say. It was also on this day that U.S. “doomsday planes” were sent airborne as a sign of preparedness for all-out nuclear war.

Mat Staver #fundie charismanews.com

The enemy wants God's people silenced in every possible way.

No churches, no outside worship, no home Bible studies and no mention of the Bible at all when offering social services or educational courses to more than a handful of attendees. No displays of the Ten Commandments or the birth of Christ at Christmas. No right for individuals to choose Bible-based Christian counseling and no devout justice on the Supreme Court.

The enemy wants to eradicate Christianity and faith in our nation. America is the only nation in the history of the world, other than Israel, to be founded on the Word of God. The fact is, Judeo-Christian values are the foundation of our free republic.

As John Adams famously said, "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people." But the forces of evil want to "fundamentally transform" our constitutional republic, and the only way they can succeed is by sidelining and silencing Christians.

We must not let freedom slip away on our watch.

Michele Bachmann #fundie #racist youtube.com

(when asked why a lot of non-white people are moving to Minnesota)

…Many people have come to the Minnesota area that are not believers of the Book. They’re not Jewish or not Christian. That’s not to say that God doesn’t love all people. He does. But when people embrace false gods, that brings an element into your society. You know, 30 years ago we could say that there are false gods and that we shouldn’t worship them. Today, it seems like we’re not allowed to say that because that’s considered not inclusive or not diverse enough. But the fact is the word of God says that there’s only one God to whom we serve, and there are false gods now here in the state of Minnesota.

Christian Militia #fundie #wingnut christianmilitia.org

At the Christian Militia movement, we are concerned that in both our government and daily lives there is a lack of the teachings and following of the Bible. The government through Congress has persistently failed to legislate a Biblical form of government but has only been bowing to the desires of men and not the Will of God allowing underrepresentation of people in the House of Representatives allowing for untruthful, corrupt, non-Biblically based policies to determine the appointment of individuals to our Senate, the office of the President and to our courts. The commandments of man are a hindrance for the full realization of the Kingdom of God today. When the states ratified the Constitution of, by and for the people, it set America on a path away from the law of God. However, as ambassadors of God, we must choose between a government of, by and for the people, and a government of, by and for God. A Christian’s devotion cannot be split between God’s law and man’s law. We have to remember that as Christians our devotion is due exclusively to God, His kingdom, and His Holy Word. The battle of God is also our battle, which is to prepare for the coming of His Kingdom here on earth, governed solely by His perfect Word and not for the protection of any man-made laws.

Christian Militia #fundie #wingnut christianmilitia.org

The Christian Militia movement endeavors to bring back all those communities that have for a long time moved away from the God and restitute them back and make them cognizant of their Biblical duties and responsibilities. This is undertaken by forming small community groups made up of both men and women who deeply yearn to restore the Word of God. These small community groups are organized and dedicate to educating our communities on an individual level to nurture in them the right principles and to remedy the wrong perceptions held by a large section of Texans and Americans about the true meaning and nature of organizations like The Christian Militia. This will be our foundation to rise up to the call of duty, wear the Full Armor of God and play our part to make sure that there is a Biblical restoration of our country – America. We need to work tirelessly to overcome the forces of evil and acts of the army of darkness who do not represent the true actions of the true defenders of our rights that we get from God.

David J. Stewart #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy stewart1611.blogspot.com

We are living in very wicked times, perilous times (2nd Timothy 3:1-7), in which Marxist organizations like the American Defamation league (ADL) are doing everything in their power to destroy Bible Christianity and corrupt our nation's youth. Their stated mission is to I just read a sad article about a grandmother in Sacramento, California asking who murdered her grandbaby in a gang-related drive-by shooting. Folks, what more can we expect from our youth, who have been indoctrinated with the blatant lies of evolution in ungodly public schools, while being deprived the truth about God their Creator? We have brought this upon ourselves, by allowing wicked groups like the ADL to ban Christmas, Easter, the Bible, Jesus Christ and anything that even remotely teaches children's about their wonderful Creator. Literally, we have destroyed ourselves in the name of “rights”:

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The ADL has done more to destroy our nation that people can imagine. Don't you dare complain when another Golden State Killer comes along, breaking into your house, tying you up, raping your family, and then leaves in the darkness of the night with your riches. Without the Lord Jesus Christ the family falls apart! We have raised up a generation of monsters, who have no faith in God, and the ADL is much to blame! The ungodly secular media won't tell you that, they'll just make a living off all the horrifying crimes committed by ungodly sinners. Can we honestly expect morality from a Godless people? You're a fool if you think so.

The Holy Bible is a child's moral compass in life. Psalms 119:105, “Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.” Psalms 119:9, “Wherewithal shall a young man cleanse his way? by taking heed thereto according to thy word.” The Good Book teaches young people to love God and their neighbour, honor their parents, obey the government, work hard and trust in the Lord Jesus Christ. The demonic ADL blocks, bans and forbids all of that! Consequently, we have a society of Godless criminals today!

David J. Stewart #fundie #god-complex stewart1611.blogspot.com

I am still a fundamentalist Bible-believing, born-again, blood-washed, sin-hating, people-loving, Christ-uplifting, free-grace-Gospel-preaching, soulwinning, Jack-Hyles-loving, Bob-Jones-University-exposing, Lordship-Salvation-hating, truth-telling, knuckle-headed, Baptist!!! And you ain't gonna change me buster! Ain't no way Jose! All these false prophets today are so sweet that sugar wouldn't melt in their mouth! We've got a bunch of cotton-candy religion today that tastes sweet at first, but then quickly dissolves into NOTHING!

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #fundie #wingnut twitter.com

#1 priority from now 2 election...I’m confidant @realDonaldTrump winning by landslide...dirty Dems & DC Swamp can only stop him with voter fraud...must offer rewards for anyone w/knowledge of Dem voter fraud. Big rewards. Step forward, make millions. See something, say something!

Eric Trump #fundie #wingnut am1100theflag.com

(Submitter’s note: Eric was discussing his father’s accomplishments as POTUS)

… He’s literally saved Christianity. I mean, there’s a full-out war on faith in this country by the other side. I mean, the Democratic Party, the far left has become the party of the quote-unquote “atheist.” I mean, they want to attack Christianity, they want to close churches, they want to, you know, they’re totally fine keeping liquor stores open, but they want to close churches all over the country…

[mod comment: couldn’t verify the quote because it’s audio and I can’t be arsed to listen to a complete hour of mini-me Trump and end up vomiting all over my pants. Perhaps someone else can verify it.]

Unknown #fundie zionmanning.com

Space prevents detailing the challenges to evolving life from simple to complex. In brief, evolutionists propose two mechanisms to move evolution upward: natural selection and genetic mutations. Natural selection enables an organism to adapt to its environment, but it never creates any new genetic information. Genetic mutations do a fine job of deleting, duplicating, or damaging existing genetic information, but they, likewise, never create any new genetic information. In other words, these proposed mechanisms can account for variation within an organism kind (think variation in the dog kind), but they cannot create new kinds (like a green haired dog or moving a dog to a horse).

Wayne Allyn Root #fundie #quack #wingnut twitter.com

Poor hateful delusional Hollywood liberals. Wrong again. @realDonaldTrump recovers w/mild symptoms in a couple days...takes HCQ + Zinc + Z Pak...goes right back on campaign trail like Superman...shows world what great leader he is...no need to ever panic again. Legend is enhanced

Neggr #crackpot #fundie #magick #racist #sexist #wingnut incels.is

[Serious] Covid and Corprus are the same disease, a divine one. Hear me out.

Both start with a C. Coincidence? I think not, both are created in order to make us stronger and create a hivemind where Elliot Rodger (in TES 3 its the incel dagoth ur which gets cucked by azuras cuck nerevar). Corprus was created to drive out the mongrel races out of morrowind and to restore glory to resdayn, covid will be used to drive out the mongrel choids and foids to restore our holy earth and make it a place of no suffering and an utopia. Thats why normies and the governments are so afraid of it, thats why they desperately are trying to find a vaccine, but they wont, also as your vision clouds, as the darkness sets, fear not.

Know only our mercy and the radiance of our affection, which unbinds your bones to the earth before, and sets your final path to the music of your new eternity.
- Elliot Rodger

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