#fundie

God says you have to do everything I tell you to!

Bored as Hell #fundie forum.myspace.com

1. God is Real
2. Jesus is his Son
3. I'm going to believe that because he showed me it was true.
4. Your theorys are wack, they dont even make since.

And the most intelligent thing I've said all night:

Nothing cant come from something. Nothing *absolute zero* is impossible. Therefore something was there. Why not call that something God and his son Jesus?

Its true, and it saves you a lot of brain work.

mindflenzing #fundie deviantart.com

After all, who can expect a creature to be more noble and altruistic than the process which created it. And if that process is the wholesale slaughter of the weak and imperfect than why should the pinnacle of that butchery be any less than a master butcher. By taking Darwinism to it's logical social extension you make genocide "the lord's work".

jhessel #fundie christianforums.com

[Replying to a poster going by 'Lilith']interesting name you got there... Lilith: she fled into the wilderness, where she mated with subterranean 'demons' and other beings, swearing that she and her children (the 'Lilim') would always prey on human children... some people think its cool to have the name of a demon for a message board i guess

Gutierrez #fundie christianforums.com

It makes a difference because of cultural cohesion and the definition of nationhood. I think biblically speaking, it's pretty clear that racial segregation (not animosity) was begun and used by God, represents the natural 'order', if you will, and is a pretty positive thing overall. That said, I'm not condemning anyone who chooses to miscegenate. Again, I'm just concerned about the vilification of those who --for biblically and philosophically sound reasons--oppose it.

StolarStorm #fundie freerepublic.com

I don't particularly care if Gays want to be in a pretend marriage. Lots of sinners out there. But what I don't like is having it thrown in people's faces non stop. No one goes around saying "look at me, look at me, I'm hetero."

If Fox is heading towards the Gender Identity politics route, time to start looking for investors for a new network. We could make it a streaming service so we wouldn't have to worry about getting through the left's stranglehold on the cable and media.

Andchips #fundie dailymail.co.uk

Not evolve but devolve. For example Noah had on the ark a pair of horse type animals. These two contained combinations of dna that gave rise to all the different types of horse like animal we have today. This is not evolution as the animals are not becoming more advanced than the original but devolution as they have less potential than before. I'm not sure I've explained this very well there is a very good book called "true science agrees with the Bible" that has a chapter dedicated to explaining this. It is entirely plausible that all the different species we have today could have devolved from the number of animals that would have fitted in an ark of the dimensions given in the Bible. Whether or not you believe is up to you but I would suggest that if you look into it properly the evidence supports the Bible as a reliable historical record.

Michele Bachmann #fundie peoplefor.org

Last week, as the Trump administration was preparing to strike Iran but had not yet done so, Bachmann appeared on the "Hearts Of Oak" program[…]
"I pray that the ayatollahs surrender so that there won't be a carnage"[…]"But if they don't, there will be a consequence because we can't allow this to go on any longer"

"Many nations have nuclear weapons, but only Iran has the will and the stated objective that they will use it"[…]
"They're blatant about it because they're so filled with demonic rage," Bachmann proclaimed. "They're filled with satanic rage, these ayatollahs. You could only hate someone if Satan was living inside of you. It's the only way it could be. And so that's why they need to be defeated. They need to go. This isn't just a spat between nations over a border, a little bit of land. That isn't it. This literally goes back to the Garden of Eden with Satan and Satan's hatred for God"[…]
Bachmann appeared on the "Unclassified" program, where she declared that President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu have been "ordained" by God for this moment and that America will be "blessed"[…]
"What we have witnessed for 47 years is terrorism under this demonic regime in Iran," she said. "They've been the lead dog in all of this with their demonic ideology, and so this had to come. This day had to come"

"I commend Donald Trump. I commend Benjamin Netanyahu," she continued. "I truly believe that God ordained these two men to be the leaders of those nations at this exact time for this exact purpose"

"We've all been given an opportunity to bless Israel," Bachmann added. "If we bless Israel, like I believe President Trump is doing now, then we will be blessed. I truly believe America is going to be blessed from this effort. And likewise, if we turn our back on Israel and curse them, then we're cursed as a nation. And the Bible bears that out. There's only one criterion upon which nations are judged: that's how nations treat Zion"

Unnamed US military officers #fundie #psycho middleeasteye.net

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF)[…]told Middle East Eye on Tuesday that it had received more than 200[…]complaints from personnel serving in the army, navy, air force, marine corps, and space force.

The complaints received by the MRFF, first reported by journalist Jonathan Larsen, have come from more than 40 units and span at least 30 military installations[…]
One combat unit commander told non-commissioned officers (NCOs) at a briefing on Monday that the Israeli-US attacks on Iran are part of God’s "plan" and that US President Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”.

A US NCO who wrote to the MRFF said their commander had told them the war with Iran was “all part of God’s divine plan”. The commander referred repeatedly to the Bible’s Book of Revelation and to Armageddon, the story about the battle between good and evil[…]
The commander is quoted by the NCO as saying: “President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”

“He had a big grin on his face when he said all of this, which made his message seem even more crazy,” the NCO wrote in his complaint. “Our commander would probably be described as a ‘Christian First’ supporter. He has been this way for a very long time and makes it clear that he desires all of us under him to become just like him as a Christian”

The Pentagon did not respond to MEE's request for comment at the time of publication[…]
Weinstein said that MRFF received similar complaints about fundamentalist Christian, end-of-the-world theology in the wake of the Hamas-led attack on southern Israel on 7 October 2023

Back then, the organisation reported a complaint about an air force commander who said at a briefing that the “war between Israel and Hamas has all been foretold by the Book of Revelation in the Gospel of Jesus Christ and no one can do anything about that”

Roy S #fundie christianlinks.com

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Originally Posted by eric
One thing evolutionists believe is that the earth is 4.6 billion years old and they get this from an instrument that apparently "measures the age of the earth". However, there are many different kinds of instruments that measure the age of the earth, and they all point to a young earth.

Absolutely! I can't remember the evidence is for a young earth, but I remember that it was convincing.

Brian Michael C #fundie myspace.com

[Replying to someone calling Hilter a faggot]

Conquering almost all of Europe and taking on the entire world and almost winning doesnt sound much like the work of a fag to me. Hitler was someone to reckon with, he no doubt made his mark on history forever. And to top it all off this man did all this with a battered country which he himself rose up.

Hitler is also no doubt, probably the most famous person next to Jesus that most people know world wide.

Will humanity remember your name after you die? So whose really the fag.

Socratism #fundie theologyweb.com

I used to be impressed by all the 'scientific' dating methods until I finally looked into the subject in detail. It amazed me how people could delude themselves so badly. Thus, I finally concluded that there is no real reason to doubt the veracity of the Genesis narrative regarding a short age for the Earth and probably the universe as well.

SamuraiGal #fundie tvtropes.org

I don't know how to send this message to the administrator or whoever's in charge of this page. So I thought I'd post it here. This page is open to all members of the public, isn't that right? Including conservatives who voted for our current President, like myself. I'm really bothered when I come to certain pages and they bash our President like the Billy West Page who used to have the words 'Much Loathed Presidential Candidate Donald Trump'. First of all, he is NOT much loathed because he won by a landslide! (yes, he won by a landslide, no Russians were involved, he is popular in the Midwestern states and a LOT of people in my own town voted for him!) Plus he is not President -elect anymore, he is the President! The fact that I can't go into the Saturday Night Live page either because I get offended by what they say is bad too. Not to mention Alec Baldwin did NOT deserve that Emmy.

Please tell the people editing these pages to watch what they say and type. Some people here LIKE our President and DID vote for him and they have a right to be here and not get insulted or offended!

David J. Stewart #fundie jesus-is-savior.com

I never read what my critics and enemies say about me. If I did, it would affect the way I write articles. I don't care who you are, if you think about something, it will affect you. A preacher cannot help but take things to the pulpit that he has been upset about throughout the week. I have heard so many preachers mention things in the pulpit that had absolutely nothing to do with their sermon, but they try to make it fit, because they are perturbed at someone. Every genuine preacher has enemies who despise the truth, are jealous and filled with Satan's hatred. I couldn't care less what my critics and the gossipers say about me. I just don't read it. That way they have no power over me whatsoever. All they can do is run their fingers on the internet, or their mouths in someone's ears.

Mark Twain the famous author once said that it takes two people to hurt your heart... you're enemy to criticize you and your friend to tell you about it. Never tell your friend anything that is going to cause them pain. They don't need to know all the bad stuff said about them. Some people are so cruel that even after you ask them not to tell you gossip about yourself, they still do it to hurt you. Men are just as bad as women when it comes to gossiping. God hates the evil newsmedia, who spread manure for a career. I have more respect for a pimp on the street corner. It is a shame how people are so eager to volunteer information to the hypocritical media to help destroy the name of others who have sinned.

The first thing that the wicked do when a person sins is start a smear-campaign to permanently destroy that person, archiving the information in a disgraceful newspaper article. Newspapers are Satan's toilet paper. If someone is prone to continually tell you bad things about yourself which others have said, avoid that person because they are spreading gossip and trying to hurt you further. You just stay busy serving God by helping the poor, sharing the gospel, strengthening the weak, doing good for the hurting and afflicted, and let the wicked wallow like filthy pigs in their feces. Judgment day is coming for everyone! The wonderful thing is that it doesn't matter if your enemies turn the whole world against you, all that matters is what God KNOWS about you.

Mike Huckabee #fundie rollingstone.com

(I suggest you read the whole thing)

"If anybody wants to believe that they are the descendants of a primate, they are certainly welcome to do it."

...

"If you're with Jesus Christ, we know how it turns out in the final moment," he said. "I've read the last chapter in the book, and we do end up winning."

..."When I press him on whether he believes all non-Christians are eternally damned, Huckabee is evasive. "Being president isn't about picking who goes to heaven and who goes to hell," he says. When none other than Bill O'Reilly hammered him on the same point a day later, Huckabee conceded that "I believe Jesus is the way to heaven."

...One of his first acts as governor was to block Medicaid from funding an abortion for a mentally retarded teen­ager who had been raped by her stepfather — an act in direct violation of federal law, which requires states to pay for abortions in cases of rape. "The state didn't fund a single such abortion while Huckabee was governor," says Dr. William Harrison of the Fayetteville Women's Clinic. "Zero."

..."Science changes with every generation and with new discoveries, and God doesn't," he says. "So I'll stick with God if the two are in conflict."

...At one appearance, Huckabee — who's been known to make fart jokes in front of the state legislature — said he would oppose gay marriage "until Moses comes down with two stone tablets from Brokeback Mountain saying he's changed the rules." And he recently scored a rare offend trifecta, simultaneously pissing off immigrants, Jews and the pro-choice crowd when he ludicrously claimed that a "holocaust" of abortions had ­artificially created a demand for Mexican labor.

Killidash #fundie forum.nationstates.net


I love how evolutionists never, ever look at their theories flaws, and ruthlessly attack all alternate viewpoints. Intelligent design is a reality, in my opinion, and it is backed by a substantial amount of proof.

I'd check out the book "Evolutions Achilles heels", so that you can at least grasp where I'm coming from.

[and i love how god intelligently designed a bug specifically to eat human brains and how sometimes babies are born without brains. actually, the abortion debate would probably be a lot easier for you if god didn't make it so that there are so many dead at birth babies. maybe he should have designed them better? i dunno. i guess he works in mysterious ways, and the mysterious way just so happens to be brainless babies. bit of an own goal there for team god.]

These things are caused by the fall of man. Originally, all was perfect. These things entered the world though sin.

Lila Rose #fundie #wingnut twitter.com

Today, California resentenced Scott Peterson for the killing of his wife and unborn son. Today Gavin Newsom proudly announced California would be an abortion “sanctuary,” and fund the killing of more unborn children. Why is Peterson in prison but Newsom & abortionists in power?

Brenda Childs #transphobia #fundie pittparents.com

[Replying to the mother of a trans boy]

Hang in there....it is pure evil....and God is about to let us see Him deal with it publicly.....because these people worship the enemy....god's of sacrifice such as Moloch and this is one way they sacrifice children. It's very prevalent in Hollywood. People who just believe that it should be accepted are either a part of the problem or just greatly deceived. God sees our pain and we are doing the right thing by not giving into the lies of the enemy! Big things are coming and I believe God is going to fix it all!

Ken Ham #conspiracy #fundie #pratt twitter.com

Although different species of dogs have formed because of the genetic diversity God created in the DNA of the dog kind, dogs will only ever produce dogs.

The science of genetics confirms biblical kinds and does not confirm evolutionary beliefs that claim one kind can change into a totally different kind over millions of years.

Yes, God’s revelation to us in the Bible, what I call the history book of the universe, is the key to understanding what happened in the past so we can understand the present.

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Colson Center #fundie #pratt whatwouldyousay.org

When skeptics and cynics claim that an all-powerful, all-good God would never allow bad things to happen to good people, they are assuming we live in a world where it makes sense to speak of “bad things” and “good people”… a world in which there is such a thing as good and bad, and that humans can know the difference between good and bad.

But what are “bad things” in a world without God, in which death, violence, and natural disasters are just natural parts of an evolutionary process? What are “good people” if human behavior is really no different than animal instinct, within a world in which “survival of the fittest” ultimately determines the future of all living things, and humans have no freedom to act against it?

In other words, a universe without God is not a morally intelligible one.

When we recognize something as “bad,” we are suggesting that whatever happened is not the way it is supposed to be. But if there is no Creator, no design or purpose to the world, then there is no way things ought to be, only how they are. And there is no moral standard to which humans are accountable.

But we do sense the world is a moral place and we have an ability to know when something is bad. If there is no God, that sense is meaningless.

Lori Vallow Daybell and Chad Daybell #fundie #psycho jezebel.com

Lori Vallow Daybell, also known as the “doomsday mom,” per a Lifetime movie of the same name, was sentenced to life in prison on Monday for killing her two children because she believed they were possessed by demons

A jury initially convicted the Idaho mother and former beauty pageant contestant of murdering her 7-year-old son, J.J. Vallow, and her 16-year-old daughter, Tylee Ryan, back in May, according to the Washington Post. She was also convicted of conspiring to kill her husband’s first wife, Tammy Daybell, and of grand theft for collecting Social Security money meant for her kids after they had been killed

Vallow Daybell and her husband, Chad Daybell, who writes apocalyptic novels, said that they believed God intended for them to prepare 144,000 people for the end times. The couple reportedly believed their children were “zombies” who did not buy into their prophecy and had, therefore, been possessed by demons

At her sentencing hearing, Vallow Daybell insisted that no one “was murdered in this case,” adding that her children had visited her after they died to tell her they were happy

“I mourn with all of you who mourn my children and Tammy,” Vallow Daybell said Monday. “Jesus Christ knows the truth of what happened here”

Fremont County Judge Steven Boyce said that Vallow Daybell’s denial of guilt was a major factor in her sentence, which was handed down without the possibility of parole[…]
Chad, who is Vallow Daybell’s fifth husband, reportedly believed that every person has a “light” or a “dark” scale and that anyone who did not accept their doomsday teachings had a dark scale, meaning they were overrun by evil spirits

At trial, Tammy’s sister, Samantha Gwilliam, made clear that she believed Lori and Chad, who thought they had achieved godlike status, were full of shit: “You are not exalted beings, and your behavior makes you ineligible to be one…No angels are coming to rescue you”

Tyson Fury #fundie #conspiracy forum.nationstates.net

Thank you, yes i see now they are funding mosques in the uk

They are also fighting the BBC paedo protectors too

Definitely a mixed bag

I was wondering if saudis fund wahabbi mosques and iranians fund Shia mosques do the Israelis fund uk synagogues?

i personally believe that there should be no non christian places of worship in the uk, but I can tolerate them if they are not calling for the death of christians or of britain. Do Shia mosques in the uk do that?

BurningSon #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

If all other religions were true, why then do you people get mad when someone talks to you about Jesus or say that your fine without Him. You can think that you can get to Heaven by living a good life, but, that is ok to live by, is it ok to die by?

StAliaHarkonnen #fundie reddit.com

Prostitutes are the only honest females

I wouldnt fuck one but respect for dropping the pretense and just sticking a price tag on the cunt and referring to thehemselves as whores.

This is probably the most respect I can ever have for a female.

Jim #sexist #fundie #crackpot #dunning-kruger blog.reaction.la

[From “Feminists Cosplaying Character from Porn”]

Feminism is a shit test, and they are, in desperation, giving us the cheat code to pass it

The “Handmaid’s tale” is a porn novel for women

It is often described as fetish novel, biblical Christian sexuality being defined as a fetish

The novel is set in Christian theocracy, where the theocrats enforce biblical policies on sex to raise fertility for everyone, and especially elite fertility. Albeit one of the measures they take to encourage specifically elite fertility (meaning elite males get more pussy, and chicks get more access to elite males) is to cater to the cuckquean sexual fetish under certain very restricted and limited circumstances, which the bible tolerates but discourages. (So this is not unrealistic for a Biblical theocracy, at least to some degree.) The novel is a cuckquean sex fantasy, and these feminists have dressed themselves as cuckqueans

The cuckquean sexual fantasy is a threesome with the protagonist as low status concubine, the higher status wife, and the way, way, way, higher status husband. And these feminists are cosplaying the low low status concubine that got a whole lot of sexy sexy dicking from the high high status male

Cuckoldry is a disgusting perversion, being contrary to survival and reproduction. Cuckqueaning is not, it is entirely normal. It is just preselection up close and personal, and you see all women acting on preselection all the time. (Cinderella) So “the Handmaid” sexual fantasy is just Biblical sex roles plus pre-selection

Tom Cruise #fundie december212012.com

(FSTDT? CTSTDT? Can't decide.)

Cruise is planning to build a $10 million bunker underneath his Colorado mansion in preparation for the end of the world, according to a new report. The Top Gun star is said to be taking the costly precaution in order to out-smart an evil intergalactic ruler called Xenu who, he believes, will attack Earth.

Darrel Elvis Hill #fundie #crackpot #racist facebook.com

ISRAEL HAS BEEN PRACTICING THE KABBALAH / TALMUD RELIGION SINCE EGYPT - YOU NEVER EVER EVER CONVERTED TO THE RELIGION THAT GOD GAVE TO MOSES - NEVER - EVEN TO THIS DAY YOU STILL REFUSE TO PRACTICE THE RELIGION THAT GOD GAVE TO MOSES - YOU THREW AWAY YOUR TANAKH AND ONLY STUDY YOUR TALMUD NOW - YOU REJECTED GOD IN 1 SAMUEL 8 - AND ISRAEL REJECTED GOD'S HOLY SPIRIT IN EZEKIEL CHAPTERS 8 TO 11 - THE HOLY SPIRIT WAS FORCED TO LEAVE ISRAEL AND THE TEMPLE - THEN IN THE 2ND TEMPLE ISRAEL REJECTED THE MESSIAH WHO ACCORDING TO DANIEL 9:24-27 WAS GOING TO SHOW UP BETWEEN 56 BC AND 70 AD BEFORE THE ROMANS DESTROYED THE 2ND TEMPLE - YOU WILL WORSHIP THE FALSE MESSIAH IN THE 3RD TEMPLE - SATAN IN THE FLESH OF A MAN IS THE FALSE MESSIAH - AND THEN GOD WILL BE FORCED TO DESTROY ISRAEL / JERUSALEM / AND THE 3RD TEMPLE JUST LIKE HE WAS FORCED THE OTHER 2 TIMES - YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REPEAT HISTORY - YOU NEVER LEARN - READ EZEKIEL 8 AND 9 - GOD WILL SEAL ONLY 144,000 JEWISH CHRISTIANS IN REVELATION CHAPTER 7 AND 14:1-5 AND DESTROY THE REST IN ISRAEL WHO REJECTED THE TRUE MESSIAH AND WORSHIP THE FALSE MESSIAH - READ REVELATION CHAPTERS 7 TO 16 - IT'S ALL ABOUT THE 3RD TEMPLE AND THE FALSE MESSIAH AND THE JEWS IN ISRAEL KILLING AND BEHEADING ALL THE CHRISTIANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND FORCING MILLIONS OF JEWISH CHRISTIANS INTO SAUDI ARABIA TO GET AWAY FROM SATAN'S TEMPLE IN JERUSALEM - YOU ARE GOING TO REPEAT EZEKIEL CHAPTERS 8 TO 11 AND ACTS CHAPTER 7 AND AMOS CHAPTER 5 - YOU ARE GOING TO WORSHIP LUCIFER'S STAR / REMPHAN / IMAGE / SEAL OF SOLOMON / THE STAR ON YOUR FLAG - THE SEAL OF SOLOMON IS AN OCCULT SYMBOL - SOLOMON WAS INTO THE OCCULT - AND HE PUT TOGETHER THE TALMUD / KABBALAH RELIGION AS HE TURNED AGAINST GOD'S RELIGION THAT HE GAVE TO MOSES IN THE FIRST 5 BOOKS - YOU WORSHIP LUCIFER THE DEVIL TODAY AND HIS STAR IS ON YOUR FLAG - THE TRUE MESSIAH WILL RETURN AND DESTROY ISRAEL / JERUSALEM / AND THE TEMPLE - JUST LIKE THE OTHER 2 TIMES - YOU WILL NEVER EVER LEARN - WARNING TO ALL CHRISTIANS IN ISRAEL AND THE MIDDLE EAST TODAY - GET OUT NOW - MOVE TO EUROPE OR NORTH AMERICA - GET OUT OF ISRAEL NOW - THE JEWS ARE GOING TO CHOOSE THEIR FALSE MESSIAH AND UNDER THE 7 NOAHIDE LAWS THEY WILL BEHEAD YOU ALL - LEAVE NOW BEFORE THE 3RD TEMPLE COMES!!!

funmudder #fundie rr-bb.com

I question religion all the time. Religion is man made ideas and traditions based on what they think God wants us to do.
However, having Gods word at my finger tips, I don't need to ask "what if" I just need to read. The answers are there, He said they were.

ewwwnicorn #fundie ewwwnicorn.tumblr.com

So basically,

if you do any of these things:

• consume meat (yes, that includes fish), dairy, eggs or any other animal derived “food” product
• wear leather/fur/wool/silk or any other animal derived form of “fashion”
• go to zoos/circusses and other places where animals are held in confinement for your viewing pleasure

you hate animals and no amount of bullshit rationalization can justify your participation in this fucking holocaust.

just a friendly reminder.

Sons of God ✝️🇸🇪 #racist #conspiracy #fundie #homophobia gab.com

The Jews..
Burned down Rome and blamed the Christians
Killed the Son of God
[…]
Print all the school books
Control Wall Street
Control the school system
Control the FBI
Control the CIA
Control the Federal Reserve (And all central banks)
Control 65-70% of the global alcohol business
Controlled the KGB
[…]
Started WW2 - blamed the Germans
Started "Drag Queen Story Hour" (Jew Michelle Tea)
Lied about the "Holocaust"
Invented the faggot movement
Invented the pride movement (as if anyone would be proud of a faggot)
[…]
Are satanic
Are called the synagogue of Satan by the very Son of God

W. F. Price #fundie the-spearhead.com

We have always had moral qualms about using children in war; one of the most disgusting scenes of World war II was Hitler in his last days encouraging little German boys to go out and die in a hopeless cause. And yet when there is no pressing need for it the progressives want to use women.

Some “progress”—

Pastor Donnie Romero #fundie #homophobia rawstory.com

In the wake of the attack on the Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida last week, many right-wing Christian religious leaders have celebrated the shooter’s actions, but a Texas pastor is taking that to a whole new level.

Pastor Donnie Romero of Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth told his flock he agrees “100 percent” with Baptist Pastor Roger Jimenez, who made news with his sermon advocating that the government should use a firing squad to “blow their brains out.”

“These 50 sodomites are all perverts and pedophiles, and they are the scum of the earth, and the earth is a little bit better place now,” Romero said in the Sunday sermon. “And I’ll take it a step further, because I heard on the news today, that there are still several dozen of these queers in ICU and intensive care. And I will pray to God like I did this morning, I will do it tonight, I’ll pray that God will finish the job that that man started, and he will end their life, and by tomorrow morning they will all be burning in hell, just like the rest of them, so that they don’t get any more opportunity to go out and hurt little children.”

Romero went on to cite Sodom and Gomorrah, which he called the first ever “queer mass murder” and called out mega churches, whom he believes are too soft on preaching anti-gay sermons. Biblical scholars believe the “sin” in the story had nothing to do with homosexuality, rather it was about inhospitality.

In a twist, Romero was ordained by Pastor Steve Anderson, who also made the list of anti-LGBT religious leaders standing with the actions of the shooter.

anonguy454 #fundie imdb.com

Why I hate Atheists.
Because they ALWAYS change their tunes on their deathbeds like the p.u.s.s.i.e.s they are. I respect them more if they stood their ground - what, you're gonna let the slight possibility of eternal hellfire, change your mind??? A guy I know was chief surgeon in a New England hospital, and says he never met a dying atheist - figures - they're all fraidy cat hotos.

breedofthe45 #fundie theblaze.com

[re: Principal delivering a faith-themed graduation speech]

This is easy, those complaining about this Principal words are Marxians with vampire complex not atheists(unless atheists are vampires indeed), put a Muslim to do the same and let’s hear the silence of these tolerant hypocrites echo the halls of their beloved Darwinian Indoctrination Centers—.

Comforter #fundie waroftheangels.org

[A conversation that would supposedly happen between an exorsist and a possessed person]

Demon: I'm not coming out...
Exorcist: What are your legal grounds?
Demon: I don't have to tell you anything...
Exorcist: Yes you do, I command you to tell me what your legal grounds are in Jesus' name.
Demon: Stop saying that name...
Exorcist: Tell me in Jesus' name...
Demon: Shut up
Exorcist: The Lord Jesus rebukes you...now tell me your legal grounds
Demon: all right, all right, just stop saying that name...I've been in his family for 6 generations...his ancestors were lazy and I've kept them lazy for 6 generations
Exorcist: Well, I break the curse of laziness going back 10 generations on both sides of his family in Jesus' name
Demon: Nooooooooooo!!!!!! You can't do that...I've worked so hard...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (lunges at exorcist while cursing and gritting his teeth...eyes are bloodshot and bulging)
Exorcist: I BIND YOU IN JESUS' NAME...You don't have permission to move a muscle...I break every curse of laziness on both sides of his family going back 10 generations in Jesus' name.
Demon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOO!!!! We're going to kill him first and then you!!!!
Exorcist: No you aren't, I cancel those plans in Jesus' name. Now make your way to where the Lord Jesus is commanding you to go.
Demon: NO, I refuse!!!
Exorcist: Okay, angels, show this demon who's boss. Let's sprinkle the blood of Jesus on all his family lines in both directions...through his ancestors and his descendants. Let's also clear up the lines of his siblings and their descendants.
Demon: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! You can't...I can't believe you did that...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Exorcist: For good measure, let's hit slothfulness as well in Jesus' name
Demon: You *@@#%*!!!! (attempts to lunge at exorcist again but stops cold in his tracks as the Holy Spirit is holding him in place) You are so lucky those angels are holding me...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Exorcist: Enough with your nonsense, it's time to go...I loose the consuming fire of the Holy Spirit to consume you.
Demon: NOOOOOOO!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! (Demon leaves, victim slouches in the chair or onto the floor totally limp)
Exorcist: Father, I ask that you now restore this person and reverse the effects of the sin in his life.
Victim: What just happened?
Exorcist: How do you feel?
Victim: I feel so light...like a weight got lifted off of me...wow...I feel free...
Exorcist: (with a smile on his face) That's because you are...Praise the Lord!

As you can see from this dialog, its not mental illness. This is an intelligent conversation and with something that believes it has a right to maintain residence within the victim.

cocopea9052 #fundie rr-bb.com

I just found out my salary is paid mainly through atheist donors!!!! I can't even explain how I feel about that. I was out of work for over 2 years, I don't want to quit now that I have a job.

Steve53 #fundie rr-bb.com

(Another sign of the endtimes!)

raptureshoes says:
another thing that is different for me: I still laugh and find things silly, but I cannot tell you the last time something really cracked me up - side-splitting gut buster laughing. Anyone else?

Steve53:
I too find less and less things humorous to the point of being "side splitting" funny. Everything for me these last few years has been tinged with an otherworldly awareness that's keeping me grounded and constantly looking beyond what's before me.

Does that make sense?

Gumby #fundie acne.org

Just so you know, I've spoken to biologists and evolutionary scientists in both Europe and Australia and NONE of them could explain to me the points I and Aysia just raised, they just say 'Oh, that field of research hasn't been fully explored yet.' Shitheads, if something hasn't been fully explored or explained, you can't declare it to be true!!!

fso301 #fundie freerepublic.com

Any Christian should believe in extraterrestrial life. From cover to cover, the bible describes highly advanced beings capable of moving through interstellar space and whose abode is not on this planet.

Americanrock61 #fundie christianwebsite.com

But in response, I have a little bit of knowledge of what evolution is (the big bang is associated with that theory) and it sounds corny to me. I don't know, it just sounds like some scientists can't look Jesus in the face and say 'I don't believe in you, so I'll come up with some other way to explain things'

khazul #fundie bbs.payableondeath.com

Of course Harry Potter isn't about Christianity. The reasons it opposes Christianity is that it supports magic. Magic is bad according to Christians. In the old testament you were commanded to kill anyone who was a witch. So you don't think kids really get into Harry Potter adn try to do magic and stuff? Ok, that's you opinion. All I want to ask is when is the last time you worked with kids? L[ord]O[f]T[he]R[ings] is alright because magic isn't it's main theme and if you know anything about the books the only people who could use magic were semi-gods sent from the west (or god) to help battle Sauron. It's the Christian idea of God sending the Holy Spirit to empower and help us in our daily struggle against Satan.

Sarah #fundie forum.myspace.com

I don't care how you try to look at it, when girls freely spread their legs to a guy and end up getting pregnant, they now have a responsibility. If they decide to abort the child, because they don't want to have a child or are not ready, they are commiting murder. PERIOD. Now if the child is severally handicapped or the woman was raped, it can be looked at different. I have never been their, so I don't know what I would do. My belief is that abortion is a fancy word for MURDER. I believe if you freely spread you legs, you should deal with the aftermath.

thebeast #fundie iidb.org

One of the usual pagan vomit is that the bible is innacurate and corrupt, to use an islamaniacal idiom. But that is a lie, a bald face lie, that bald face liars have no problems with, parroting their idiocy shamelessly. No the bible is not corrupt, and every word in it is accurate. In fact, the bible is the most accurately transmitted document on the face of the earth, with a multitude of historical documents that attest to the exactitude of todays text. Old Hebrew literal bibles are available with Strong's dictionaries for those who seek to gain better understanding of dark passages. But that wouldn't stop the bible haters from hating it, or accepting it, or reviling it, because truth is not what scum are looking for, they're looking for excuses to hate and to murder, and that's as good an excuse as any.