It's Sweet To Be a NEET (It's Swell Bein' an Incel) - Original Song
Thereās a new meme in town,
no, it wonāt let you down.
We know society has sure gone to shit,
with a tip of my hat, I lift up my glass, and drink to the end of it.
From college I bailed, my relationships failed,
Iām jobless but feel oddly complete,
for I'm Not in Education, Employment, or Training,
Iām acronymically NEET.
When I was in school I was nobody's fool,
saw my teachers were aiming, for obedience training,
so I hit the road, lost my mind, kept my soul,
there was finally time to lift my feet and unwind.
(Refrain) While dreaminā, breathinā, keep on believinā,
eventually, we all complete the dream and reach the peak of NEET.
Itās sweet to be a NEET, itās swell being an incel,
my delinquencyās complete, you see, allās well that ends well.
They say the world the meek will inherit, but rest assured, the NEET will share it,
while NPCs complain and parrot, the current thingās a pin they'll wear,
until they suffocate with flair, gee, what a relief to be a NEET. (/Refrain)
I looked for a job, didnāt like what they offered,
I heard, "Hey, wagie wagie, get back in your cagie."
I said, "Why don't you relax? You can have your licenses and tax,
donāt need much to get by to have harmonious lives."
(Refrain)
I used to dig girls, got sick of floozies with curls,
with no phony woman distractinā,
Iām resuminā all new euphonious craftinā.
But thereās nothing wrong with beinā glad,
to get a wife thatās nice and trad!
'Cause humanity thrives with a family life,
that's breedinā, teachinā, to always believe,
that even we can be the light that guides us through the darkest night.
We wonāt comply,
all NEETs unite,
all NEETs unite,
all NEETs unite.
So we didn't get jabbed,
the bosses said, "Too bad."
It was really that simple, my body my temple.
But that baby inside, is a life fightinā to survive,
at conception, youāll find a connection divine,
thatās dreaminā breathinā always believinā.
(Refrain)
Gee what a relief,
oh what a relief,
itās such a relief to be a NEET.