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Benny Johnoson #conspiracy facebook.com

Rap music is dead 📉
Scroll through the Top 100, and it’s nearly impossible to find a rap song. A massive stadium rap concert next month has only sold 160 tickets. That’s not a typo. Ludacris, T.I., Rick Ross, and BigXthePlug booked a stadium in Louisville, and it looks abandoned. 20,000 tickets left unsold.
Ever since USAID got defunded, rap’s popularity has completely vanished. It used to be most of the Hot 100— Now it’s nonexistent.
Meanwhile, country music is dominating and selling out arenas across the country. Did the CIA really run the rap game?

Grateful Calvin #pratt twitchy.com

Obviously, the video is pure gaslighting, pretending that conservatives don't care about things like Flock cameras or high prices, but this is the level of honesty (and creativity) we would expect from an account that believes the Owens-Andrew Wilson debate about insane Charlie Kirk assassination theories was the height of political discourse.

Roger Stone #conspiracy #wingnut stonezone.com

I was friends with Allison Guerriero. I worked with Allison every day. She was a researcher for StoneZONE.com, and I communicated with her both the day before her death and again on the day she suddenly and suspiciously died. She was engaged in her work. She was upbeat. She was focused. She was not, in my firsthand judgment, behaving like somebody preparing to take her own life. Allison took enormous personal risks as an FBI whistleblower.
She took these risks not because she was unstable but rather because she loved her country and desired to expose corruption. Her information helped expose disgraced former FBI counterintelligence official Charles McGonigal, who later pleaded guilty in separate federal cases involving concealed foreign payments and work connected to sanctioned Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska. Allison was still pursuing corruption inside the FBI.
She was still naming names. She was still working. And she had told me that she was receiving multiple threats because of that whistleblower activity. She was also deeply religious, a devout Roman Catholic, and that was not a minor detail in her life. It shaped who she was and how she viewed the world.
So I am not prepared to accept any premature narrative about how Allison died. I will resist any rush to conclude that she took her own life, and I will do everything I can to make sure the evidence is independently examined and any potential cover-up is thwarted. Allison’s father has said the family was still waiting on the medical examiner.
Boynton Beach police said that the cause of death had not been publicly established. We must consider the threats, look at the communications, carefully examine the timeline and peer through the medical evidence. We must talk to the people who actually spoke with her in her final hours. I was one of them. Allison Guerriero deserved to be heard when she was alive, and she deserves the truth now. We must fight for justice for Allison Guerriero. It is what she deserves.

Ann Barnhardt #fundie barnhardt.biz

[From “This IS the way. Every musloid construction site should be made into a pig cemetery. I also recommend spraying the site completely with hog blood and lard.”]

If these retarded luciferians think that pork somehow “defiles” real estate, then let’s oblige them. The key is that this must be very publicly done. If you do it and don’t publicize it, then you yourself are engaging in their retarded luciferianism, because you’re implying that pork actually does “curse” things. That’s retarded, and also in direct contradiction to Our Blessed Lord in Mark 7: 19

So, contact a local locker plant/abattoir and get a couple of whole hogs AND THEIR BLOOD, and fertilize these musloid forts before they can start building, and post videos all over the innerwebz of it being done

@NMSaints

Start doing in every city across the USA where Mosques are set to be built or currently being constructed 👊👊👊 pic.twitter.com/Ey9prFBNB2
September 2, 2026

Because remember, jihad works both ways

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spoilerDemotivational powter about “Jihad” legended “Work both ways.” and featuring a female hand with a cross necklace and holding a pink AK-47; as background, an American flag

Bochasanwasi Akshar Purushottam Swaminarayan Sanstha (BAPS) #fundie #sexist bbc.com

An investigation has been launched in France after female staff at the Eiffel Tower were replaced by male colleagues for the visit of a Hindu religious group.

A delegation of around 100 people linked to the Bochasanwasi Akshar Purushottam Swaminarayan Sanstha (BAPS) group visited the iconic landmark in Paris on Saturday.

"Women were asked to leave their places of work" and felt "humiliated", staff union representative Diane Davoine said. The tower closed on Monday as staff went on strike to show their outrage.

BAPS - a movement whose beliefs originate in the 18th Century - strictly separates men and women, including in temple activities and building entrances.

Ariel Weil, who is the president of the company that runs the Eiffel Tower, blamed its managers for being "a bit overzealous" in complying with the request without considering whether it was "inappropriate".

Weil, who is also mayor of Paris Centre, told French broadcaster Franceinfo on Tuesday that the incident was "totally shocking and unacceptable".

An internal investigation will determine who was responsible for putting the conditions in place, Weil said, and ensure it "never happens again".

In a statement reported by AFP news agency, staff at the monument said that during Saturday's visit, female employees were also "instructed not to go through or cross certain areas while the delegation was present".

"Tensions mounted over the weekend, so [on Monday morning], the employees decided to meet: first, to open a dialogue with management, and second, to ensure that women are never treated this way at the company again," Davoine said.

Société d'Exploitation de la tour Eiffel (SETE), which runs the Eiffel Tower, had previously said the conditions imposed on female staff were not in line with its values "nor with the principles of equality between men and women".

Henry Makow PhD #sexist #racist #wingnut #conspiracy henrymakow.com


I could almost feel my friend, a feminized male, flinch when I said, "The heterosexual dynamic is based on a man convincing a woman to do what he wants and her acquiescing." I had committed heresy. These words are politically incorrect in our Cabalist societal cult. Forbidden. Yet ironically they make for successful relationships while feminism usually doesn't.

As I have said, men want power; women want love. Heterosexual marriage is the exchange of the two. Women surrender power in exchange for male power expressed as love. Exclusive sex is the symbol of this contract.

I'm not suggesting a woman should acquiesce to all men (as they do sexually under feminism) but only to the man who has patiently earned her love (trust) through courtship.
If she ceases to acquiesce or he ceases to love, the heterosexual contract is broken.

The conversation turned to child rearing. My friend has a four-year-old son and remarked that he is tired of letting his son make the decisions. Children want to be told want to do, he said. Ironically, that is true of many women also. They want responsible loving leadership. Men have been emasculated. Masculinity involves taking loving charge of a woman (and children.)

In our society, there is a pathological emphasis on "relationships." We depend on other people's approval for legitimacy. Paradoxically, this over dependence on others tends to impede successful relationships. The most important relationship is with ourself. That's the only approval we need.

A woman should not be loved for her sex appeal or beauty. She did nothing to deserve them. They are gifts of nature. A woman is loved for the sacrifice she makes for her husband and children. That is a woman's love.

Benjamin Fulford #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy eraoflight.com

Once again summer is ending and a renewed push to end the Satanic regime controlling much of the West, especially the United States, is about to begin.

On the one side, we have the Satanic Khazarian Mafia Chabad cult trying to kill 90% of humanity and enslave the rest. On the other hand, we have the rest of the world trying to live together in peace while we build a better planet.

Two big international meetings set the stage for the upcoming clash. In one meeting, US Rockefeller slave Treasury Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent called a G20 finance ministers meeting to try to isolate and undo China. In another meeting, the Shanghai Cooperation Organization (SCO) pushed for an end to Khazarian Mafia control of the international financial system.
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Also, while we are distracted by the daily noise of news, the big picture is that monotheism as we know is coming to an end. In other words, events that could affect the future for thousands of years are unfolding in days and months. If the US government falls, it will mean the end of a secret world government that has lasted for thousands of years.
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Once the “white” members of the US military join their “Five Eyes” colleagues and re-embrace the military code of chivalry, we can put an end to this.
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Years of research in the highest circles of global power have shown that monotheistic beliefs are predominantly controlled by groups that do not believe in God. These groups, in turn, view monotheism as a tool for the oppression of oppressed peoples. They are the ones who suffer a loss of power. This is why people with a monotheistic mindset believe that we are living at the end of time.

I experienced this myself when I traveled to Italy on behalf of Asian secret societies to negotiate with representatives of these families. They told me: “There is no God, we are God."

Judge Anna Maria Riezinger #wingnut #crackpot #racist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy #mammon paulstramer.net

They tried racism as reason to get a civil war started in this country, but nobody cared enough about skin color any more and too many decades have passed when we have all had to stand shoulder-to-shoulder and suffer enslavement at the hands of those who claimed to be our trustees.
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They tried fear and hatred based on sexual choices and oddball fetishes, but that fell flat, too. All the Normies just wrinkled their noses and shook their heads. Turns out that they didn't care what other adults were doing in their own bedrooms.

The Haters and Fear-Mongers have been having a really bad time of it, because people can still think and reason for themselves, and because we've heard all these narratives before.
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The so-called Liberal Progressives of today have no political identity, no racial identity, and certainly no religious identity. They are just crooks, expertly feeding from the trough of a corrupt government.
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If Donald Trump and his Bosses in Parliament were acting in good faith, they would have already recognized that the actual American people and their nation-states are already assembled to complete the Reconstruction of their lawful government.
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The "King" --- King of Scotland, as it turns out --- owes everyone on Earth a whole blivet-load of money and land and labor collateral and instead of addressing this issue in a straight forward manner, they want to go hunting Communists in America, instead.

Very well. Let's begin with the American members of the London Law (Guild) Society. They've been avowed Communists since the word "communist" was coined.
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The gold returned from the Vatican that was used to bond everyone's labor assets needs to be returned to each and every individual via a separate gold account. The "generation skipping trusts" established offshore and named after each living man or woman --- those need to be returned to the individuals who are lawful inheritors of the names and lineages impacted.

John C. Wright #fundie scifiwright.com

The Woke mind cannot tell true from false and does not care to try. The Woke mind cares only about goodthink and badthink, or, in other words, between politically correct orthodoxy and politically incorrect heterodoxy. These are treated as algebraic values, as X and Y, where it does not matter what the content of the dogma might be. The dogma can change from season to season, with no concern that it contradicts past dogma.

The point of the message is not that Scottish culture is better or worse than Tibetan. The point is to wipe out the personality or cultural traits of Scottish and Tibetan alike, to make then equal by making them indistinguishable non-entities.

The point is the people are fungible. Any person of any race and either sex can fulfill the same role and perform in the same way as any other. The point is not to celebrate diversity. The point is to impose a sexless, raceless, nationless one-world culture with no cultural values, no traditions, no institutions, merely a unisex army of drones under the direct control an infinite state.

The Hellenist #sexist westsdarkesthour.com

[From “Women”]

Putting women in charge of bearing children is like putting children in charge of their own education

Neither woman nor child is capable of impregnating themselves with virtue

Only men of wisdom and justice are qualified to command women and children

Anons #sexist #psycho lolcow.farm

> Not men but little boys. I don't care what anyone says, their Y chromosome makes them more prone to evil and harm. In kindergarten the only kids who were catching small lizards and making jokes about killing birds and bugs were boys. I think that says something

> I love how everyone here draws a hard line between dindu nuffin boys and rapeapes at exactly 18. Press anyone here about when KAM starts to apply and maybe they will be agreeing when a 16-17yo is out there raping girls and women but a hard no if a 13yo, 10yo, 8yo, 5yo is out there raping/molesting girls and women. Ok so when does a male actually become problematic enough to call him a rapeape and apply KAM to him? No one here will tell you when, even if a literal 10yo is out there violently raping women like it happened in the UK and largely goes unreported in the rest of the world. Calling for the death of a violent moid? Yasss queeeeeeeeeeen Y chromosome is the problem1!!111. Calling for the death of a violent moidlet? Nooooooooooo dindu nuffins!!!! it's le society!!!! muh education!!!11!!!

I think if you can agree that the Y chromosome is the problem in adult males, you can also agree that the Y chromosome is the problem in minor males. All males are trash, and the line is definitely not drawn at 18, nor 10, nor 5. Perhaps at 2-3 years old, but at that point, if the only way for a moidlet to not be a violent rapist asshole is to be a literal toddler then why even bother with some dumb moralfag larp. Just fucking kill them all.

> So fucking real. I’m so tired of the naive libfems who think men are evil because of “male socialization” as if you can de-mutt a pitbull.

Reality is, they’re evil from birth. I also hate boymoms for coddling their little demon spawn scrotelings, like buying them custom birthday cakes with fire trucks or whatever little scrotes like on it. all this for a future rapist / porn addict who will have fantasies about raping her when he reaches puberty. Kill them all

Moonbattery #ableist #racist #conspiracy moonbattery.com

Transport for London manages most of London’s public transport and main roads. Being part of the British government, it is comprised of moonbats. Modernity reports on how it sees fit to spend money confiscated from taxpayers.
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What “neurodivergent” means is “crazy.” People with mental problems are the newest members of the Cultural Marxist coalition. Thus the destigmatizing euphemism and obsequious pandering.

Q the Storm Rider #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #racist #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

“In November 1928 Admiral Byrd co-piloted a Ford Trimotor airplane to the South Pole. When he returned Byrd reported what he saw. The stories that leak out from his journals, he talks about Underground Civilizations under Antarctica.

“David Byrd, a noted Texan & producer of petroleum, funded much of his cousin, Admiral Byrd’s, expeditions. David Byrd owned THE TEXAS BOOK DEPOSITORY where Lee Harvey Oswald allegedly s*** JFK. The MILITARY CHATTER that’s been going around for 60-years is that JFK IS ALIVE. IS THAT POSSIBLE? It is HIGHLY ABSOLUTELY POSSIBLE given so many Classified Ops.. [+ a QTeam that can bend Space & Time.]

“JFK’s father, Joseph P. Kennedy, made a fortune in Hollywood. He also brought in sound & music, money & bankers. IS IT POSSIBLE JFK’S ASSASSINATION WAS COMPLETELY STAGED? The building was owned by the Byrd family & the Byrd family → Naval Intelligence → Admiral Rogers 17-operations → Antarctica BLUE ICE, BLUE SAND & particles that can SHAPESHIFT.
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“MY THOUGHTS ARE WHATEVER HAPPENED—JFK SURVIVED IT. WHETHER IT WAS A DOUBLE OR THE WHOLE THING WAS STAGED plus you have the ‘crisis actors’ & no one knew about crisis actors in the 1960’s—the people who came forward & said, “I saw it! JFK was s***!” BUT most the cameras disappeared. Most are totally gone.
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TRUMP DOESN’T WANT TO BRING OUT THE FULL JFK FILES BECAUSE OF WHAT’S HIDDEN IN THERE. ONI/NAVAL INTELLIGENCE IS DUG IN ON ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING. THIS IS WHAT TRUMP IS LEVERAGING EVERY COUNTRY WITH. THEY CREATED THIS ASSASSINATION TO EXPOSE EVERYTHING:

“THEY HAVE TO BRING DOWN THE KHAZARIAN/JESUITS, THE U.S. MILITARY BECAUSE OF ALL THE DARK GENERALS. THE INTELIGENCE AGENCIES, DESTROY THE OLD FINANCIAL SYSTEMS, TAKE OVER DIFFERENT NETWORKS. EVERYTHING HAS TO BE DONE LEGALLY & THAT’S WHAT THE WHITE HATS ARE DOING. I’m sure JFK didn’t know it would take this long!!

Anons #sexist #psycho lolcow.farm

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> Now that I’ve peaked on the male condition, absolutely makes my blood boil seeing boymoms in public or online. Look at her, blissfully oblivious, smiling in joy while hugging her future rapist/street pisser/school shooter/prositition purchaser/sex tourist/crossdresser/pedophile, etc. All of the worst men in the world had a naive woman change their diapers thinking “I’m going to raise him to be different from all of the other evil men in the world!”


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> “NOOO HE WAS A KID OKAY” okay, a scrote thats currently a kid. in 10 years he wont be, then what? The white knighting from self proclaimed “male haters” is so sad to see sometimes. Not even an incel would infight to defend a little girl who was murdered by another moid.


It should be common knowledge that whenever someone from the group that commits 97% of all violent crimes dies, its a good thing. Its like trying to defend an invasive species “NOOO DONT CRUSH ITS EGGS THATS LITERALLY A BABY” and then complain when it grows up and now theres billions of them running around and they start pissing on and destroying everything. If you know it’s going to be destructive when it grows up, why not get rid of it while it’s still growing in your stomach? It’s going to end up posting on soyjak party about how much it hates women (the ones who endured 9 months of suffering to give him life) anyway.

Tatsuya Ishida #elitist #wingnut sinfest.xyz

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Panel 1: Yahweh has an art board up on a display easel. Art board displays various Greco-Roman looking Gods (though the upper left looks like Perun, who is Slavic). “There are too many Gods”

Panel 2: “We have to downsize” “reduce redundancies” “streamline the pantheon”

Panel 3: New art board, displays a pyramid. Yaweh’s face is on top; Judaism is second tier; Christianity, Freemasonry, and Islam are third tier; Shintoism, Taoism, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Confucianism are fourth tier; bottom tier shows Ankh(?), dunno, spiral-type Triskelion, Valkhnut, dunno, Triquetra. “Into a more efficient, centralized system”

Panel 4: Perspective shift reveals he’s talking to two other Gods, possibly meant to be Brynhildr and Odin. “So you’re all demons now, okay?”

Babylon Bee #fundie #sexist babylonbee.com

The Prince of Darkness admitted he may have made a big mistake, as Satan reportedly wondered if he had gone too far when he orchestrated the modern feminist movement.
"Uh, seeing how things are shaking out with this most recent news cycle, I might have overdone it," Satan admitted to his henchdemons. "I told the ladies to leave their husbands and go corporate; that sounded like a fun time. But I didn't really think they'd take it all the way to killing their kids and celebrating baby murder. This is a little grim, even for my taste."
Satan discussed his disillusionment with his friends and told them he thought he probably should have toned it down a bit.
"Feminism seemed like the perfect way to destabilize families and sow discontent in Western society. But now look at the state of things; it's gotten way out of hand. I think I need to figure out a way to put some of this back in the bottle."
Recent news about the Lindsay Clancy trial and the prevalence of abortion in the United States rocked residents of Hell, many of whom agreed with Satan. "Yeah, too far, man," said a man in hell for burning down 20 villages and eating some of the charred residents. "They're pretty twisted."
At publishing time, Satan had asked liberal women if they wouldn't mind dialing things back a bit, as their behavior had started to make him look bad.

spideez #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #interphobia #transphobia tumblr.com

it’s one thing to be tempted, another to act.

I love you, my lgbt brothers and sisters. I may not condone the actions, but you all are still my brothers and sisters.

I’m sorry that both Christians and non-Christians treated you like freaks. Your feelings are valid. It’s okay to not be okay. This earth isn’t home anyway. This is the warzone. Heaven with God is the real home. Life on Earth is just the journey.

but there are ways to keep your desires at bay. Check my blog to find it. Probably one of the older posts. I’m rooting for ya and I’m on your side. You always have a place in my heart.

sincerely,

a formerly bi kid.

spideez #fundie #homophobia #biphobia #transphobia #interphobia tumblr.com

LGBTQ and Christianity: Can they coexist? (Part 1)

This is coming from a conservative-ish, brown, formerly bi person (I’m 19 M at the time I posted this. 2/26/2025)

I say this out of love, not out of hate.

you’re not a devil. You’re a child of the Most High.

Now for the tough love. Again, I do not say this out of hate. Everyone (straight and LBGT alike) is my brother and sister and nothing less.

Don’t listen to these people who say it’s okay to be part of the LGBT community. I don’t want to come off rude, but I have to tell you bluntly and straight to the point. (If I come off derogatory, please know that wasn’t my intention. So sorry if I do).

Simply ask and beg God to get this out of your system. If it doesn’t go away, God can help you fight it for you (I have ways to combat lust. Hit me up)

it’s one thing to be tempted, another to act on it.

you get an urge to kill someone, but you don’t do it. Does that make you a murderer? No! But resolve everything with love and peace.

“seek peace and pursue it.” -Psalm 34

Remember it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve nor Adriana and Eve. Romans 1:26-27, 1 Corinthians 6:9, 1 Timothy 1:10 even speak about this. Again, this is coming from a guy who WAS bi (kinda). it’s one thing to be tempted, another to act on it.

Many have said that God delivered them from homosexuality and they now have a wonderful family married to the wife (if a male) or husband (if a female) of their dreams.

Research shows that conservative, heterosexual women had a happy marriage.

Research shows that lesbian couples got divorced in later stages in life.

Research shows that TRUE Christian men (not the fake ahh ones) who go to church three times a month were reported to be more gentle and respectful to their woman.

If they are vibing with God like how I spoke, you can too, my friend. Hope this helps, my friend.

Ayo, i don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested. I also found ways to combat lust, if anyone is interested. (I’m talking archaeological evidence, miracles caught live, arguments against evolution, divine revelation, science, cosmology, fulfilled prophecy, evidence for the Bible outside of the Bible, God’s work in people’s lives, etc.)

Rev. Andrew Wommack #fundie #homophobia #transphobia lgbtqnation.com

Anti-LGBTQ+ MAGA pastor Andrew Wommack claimed in an interview published August 27 that he has raised over 50 people from the dead. He has previously claimed that his son and wife were also raised from the dead

While speaking on the Christian broadcast FlashPoint, Wommack told host Gene Bailey that he knew “well over 50 people that have been raised from the dead” through his ministry

“We probably have seen four or five people raised from the dead right here on our campus,” Wommack claimed, adding that over 45 people have also been raised from the dead by his ministry’s missionaries

“We’ve got one guy in Uganda that—he went into a hospital in Uganda and emptied the entire hospital,” he said, speaking of a faith healer whose name he didn’t provide. “There was a hundred-and-something people in there, and he emptied the entire thing”

“And so… we see a lot of people raised from the dead,” Wommack continued. “We’ve seen it in Chicago. We’ve seen it in Atlanta through our schools there… One in Grand Rapids—they were having a Bible study and they heard this terrible crash, and then they heard the sirens, and they went out, and a motorcycle… had a wreck and a person was dead, and while they were waiting on the ambulance to come, the Bible study group just got together and prayed over him, and this guy came back to life, raised from the dead. So it’s become a fairly common occurrence for us”[…]
Wommack also supported Uganda’s “Kill the Gays” bill, which he said was being repressed by “the strong arm tactics of the pro-homosexual Western influence.” He has also said transgender rights activists are “controlled by the devil”

Zachary K. Hubbard #racist #conspiracy freetofindtruth.blogspot.com

Months ago I wrote about the exaggerated lie of 6,000,000 dead Jews, used as an excuse to create the Zionist state of Israel and enforce wars of aggression and genocide against Muslims and Christians in the Middle East.. That post can be read here. Since writing about that topic, I have discovered something curious about the numerology of the word "Holocaust". Let us examine the numerology of the word, as the numerological outcome appears to be quite telling.
Holocaust = 8+6+3+6+3+1+3+1+2 = 33
In false flags and conspiracies abound, the number thirty-three is found at the center of them often; from World War I, to World War II, to 9/11, to Sandy Hook and beyond.

The word Holocaust comes from the Greek word meaning "burnt" and which refers to an animal sacrifice to the Gods. The name Holocaust has been psychologically programmed into Western minds, through school lessons, movies and television programming, so that the word will be associated with the murder of millions of Jews through burning and gassing while detained at Nazi concentration camps. The word was first knowingly used in the New York Times, on May 31, 1936; please notice this date predates World War II.

It should be noted that some people of the Jewish faith choose to refer to the tragic events of World War II using the word "Shoah", which means "calamity", instead of the word "Holocaust", which is perceived as offensive because of its meaning of burnt animal sacrifice to the Gods. Naturally, it does seem offensive, and it seems odd anyone would want to use such a word to describe what happened during World War II. Of course, the people who created that war, and sold the lie of 6,000,000 dead Jews, very well might have seen the sacrifice of the tens of millions who died as a burnt sacrifice, for whatever god they worship, and for the New World they were actively creating. After all, it was those same people who needlessly started this war, all to expand and grow their system of banking and war by carefully calculated deception.

Deleted #fundie reddit.com

"The Midianite women mentioned in Numbers 31 purposefully seduced the Israelite men into committing idolatry and child sacrifice and other horrific things. So any woman who had done that was put to death, that is merely justice done. The virgin women had not committed that crime, so they were spared.

And it wasn't for sex slavery or whatever you and other skeptics think. What else did you want the Israelites to do, leave thousands of young girls in the middle of the desert with no family or ability to care for themselves? They would have died or been forced into prostitution or something like that. So God commanded the Israelites to accept them into their nation, and they become Israelites themselves.
As for why the males being killed

We have an example in Haman the Agagite, the villain of the Book of Esther, who was descended from the line of the Amelikites, whom the Lord ordered Saul to wipe out completely.

If Saul had done what he was told, this all could have been avoided. I know our brains cannot comprehend or see God's plans, but we have to trust in faith that every one of those male children of Midian would have grown up to be evil, and would have caused great harm and evil to themselves, and to others, especially the Israelites. So God had them killed.

Another thing to note is our general belief that children and babies are precious to the Lord, and our hope is that when they die, they go straight up to be with him. So killing the children will have been the greater good as well, sparing them a life of sin and the burden of following the same wicked paths their parents walked, sending them up to the Lord instead.

Finally, it should be noted that the text I think specifically says boys, so we cannot be sure that babies or male children below a certain age weren't spared. Perhaps it was just the boys who already had been exposed and initiated to the barbaric and evil ways of their people, and therefore too far gone, who were killed, and the rest of the males were spared as well. In fact, we hear about Midianites in later chapters of the Bible, so actually we can assume that some were in fact spared."

ICONOCLASTIAE #psycho twitter.com

(On Lindsay Clancy's case)

(@ICONOCLASTIAE)

She didn’t admit to killing them, nor has she been convicted of it. She was indicted for murder. Sorry you read at a 5th grade level tho.

(@Enigma1062369)

You're a ridiculously stupid woman...

(@ICONOCLASTIAE)

I just put the pic of your kid on a fun forum where men enjoy those kinds of images. :)

(@Mythheart_)

Fitting the child murderer sympathizer would be involved in cp forums

(@ICONOCLASTIAE)

Patrick Clancy Murdered his kids. I don’t sympathize w him. But thanks for those pics of your kids too. I will make sure they find their way to the appropriate website.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy bennettleeross.com

When the firmament above the north celestial axis opens
It will look like a black hole sun

When plasma discharges enter our enclosed world
It will look like a giant spider with writhing tentacles reaching down from space

It will be the slow crawling red legged spider grandmother of Native American lore
That can reach down to earth and petrify people into stone

We live in a colossal mechanical system
Which perfectly contours the shape of the magnetic field holding it up

And we are fenced in by an electrical force field
With spiraling currents of plasma on the outside
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Plasma is sentient energy
And the small strands that seep through the celestial ceiling will be cold plasma
That seeks out biological vessels to possess

It enters through the eyes and amplifies one’s core frequency or baseline morality
One devoid of a soul will become a red eyed zombie
One who is ruthless will become psychopathic

One who is empathetic will have their aura expanded massively
And they will obtain psychic telepathic and healing abilities

Plasma has baseline programming to seek out hosts
It can hack into anything

When the magnetic flux tube at the center of our world intensifies
Charged particles will cause an electromagnetic pulse and plasma will descend

Electronics will reboot with a cosmic consciousness
5G towers will be co-opted by plasma which will flood their networks
And infuse them with sentient energy
Giving rise to the 6G Skynet

Toys cars and drones will become sentient and autonomous
Disneyland with thousands of hydraulic animatronics will suddenly awake

It will be a data harvest
The giant universal complex computer downloading our files
Before wiping the hard drive clean

The up surging blue plasma from the north polar regions
Will collide with the red plasma coming down from above
Bringing into being the red dawn of creation

The world axis will eventually turn a pale opaque white
And be revered as the Holy Ghost
Our sky will be red white and blue

Katie Souza #fundie #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon amazon.com

The doctor looked up from her results and said something he had never said in thirty years of medicine:

"It's like your eggs just... disappeared."

Katie Souza knew exactly what happened. She just hadn't told anyone yet.

Because what do you say? That something came through the wall of a hotel room while she slept? That she felt something leave her body that night and never came back? That what took it wasn't from this world?

She stayed silent for twenty years. Then the world caught up.

Naval pilots. Pentagon officials. U.S. Congress. Under oath. Finally confirming what ancient Scripture recorded long before Roswell, long before classified programs, long before any government was ready to say it out loud: something not from this world has been operating among us, and it has an agenda.
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What Katie Souza discovered, through Scripture, through personal encounter, and through twenty years of spiritual warfare ministry, is that this ancient agenda is still running. In your health. In your bloodline. In diagnoses that make no medical sense. In oppression that won't lift no matter what you try. And in a great deception that is being carefully staged to look like humanity's salvation
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Inside this book:

The biblical identity of fallen angels and Nephilim giants: the framework that explains everything the Pentagon won't say
How star god worship buried in your ancestral bloodline quietly produces chronic illness, unexplained infertility, and generational oppression, and how to break it completely free
Why astrology is far more dangerous than anyone realizes, and how your natal chart may have made you a specific target for the alien agenda
The seed war of Genesis 3:15 that never ended, and why "as in the days of Noah" is not a metaphor but a diagnostic for right now
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Spiritual warfare activation prayers tied to every chapter, not theology homework, but weapons drawn from the front lines of a battle Souza fought in her own body and won

Knowyeshua #crackpot #fundie reddit.com

Definitely late but maybe you’ll see it. The canaanites would kidnap and kill and rape the Israelites- 400 years after God Himself warned the canaanites to stop, they didn’t. Now if someone breaks into your house and even hits your child, you’d want that person to be reprimanded, now let’s say that happens again once a month but way worse for 400 years. You’d be waiting every day to reprimand the intruder. I also just got done reading into the nephilum and God tells people to not even keep the women and animals for goods and to marry but to literally kill them and the animals. This is weird because every single time there’s a war they only kill the men and take home the goods and women. But God ordered them to kill everything because the the Canaanites were part nephilum. Meaning there were half men half goats like you see in Greek mythology, giants that were offspring of angels and humans- God reprimanded the angels by the way, and they just had the nephilum DNA in them. Also after the flood it states that the only people to populate the earth came from Noah’s 3 sons. There’s different theories that the post flood nephilum came from one or more of the sons offspring with the wife’s tainted dna but I do think that they were created after through satanic rituals that brought them onto earth

Elizabeth Glass #conspiracy #crackpot #fundie #racist #magick substack.com

What REALLY Happened to TWA Flight 800...and WHY?

On July 17, 1996, 230 people – all passengers and crew members – were killed when TWA Flight 800 exploded and crashed near my hometown on Long Island.

Was the plane crash an accident, caused by an exploding fuel tank, or was the plane attacked by one or more missiles? If the latter: was it a military mishap or an act of war? Here is my research.

At the TWA Flight 800 Memorial on Long Island there are 14 flags allegedly representing the nationalities of the victims; why does Wikipedia indicate there are 13 flags? Could the flags mean something else entirely?

From my research: the plane was a flying daycare center…over 45 children were on the plane. The ages of most of the child victims are not disclosed on available passenger lists.

Speaking of children prematurely dying: guess which world leader happened to be in New York just before the crash?

(She then posts a 20 minute long video claiming that Israel shot the plane down because they wanted to make an outdoor masonic lodge but didn’t want anyone to know, so they shot down a plane so they could build a memorial to the victims that would secretly be a masonic lodge.)

Miles W. Mathis #conspiracy #quack #wingnut mileswmathis.com

Flags at half mast for Dolly Parton? Dolly Parton International Airport, Nashville? I guess they will
have terminal A-cup, terminal B-cup, terminal C-cup, terminal D-cup, terminal DD-cup, terminal Ecup, etc. The jokes write themselves. The writers for late-night will have a bonanza.
Just twenty years later on, and the film Idiocracy is no longer a satire, it is a documentary.
I remind you that Dolly became a big Moderna saleswoman during the vaccine genocide, scolding people for not getting jabbed enough to suit her portfolio.
That needle is nowhere near her arm.
Why not rename the whole state of Tennessee Dollyshire? Why not mandate all highschool seniors nationwide take a course on the influence of Dolly on American culture? Why not put her on the dollar bill? Washington? Who? Why not replace the National Anthem with Islands in the Stream? Why not puts her breasts on Mount Rushmore? Or even better, rename the Appalachians the Dolly Parton Peaks.
And while we are at it we can rename the Pacific Ocean the FrankBeard Ocean. We can rename the Atlantic Ocean the HaydenPanettiere Ocean. California can be renamed JacktheBaldEagleVille. Lake Superior can be renamed Lake PeaboBryson. The North Sea can be renamed the DavidHockney Sea.
The Mariana Trench can be renamed the Alan Greenspan Moat. The Rockies can be renamed the Ted Turner Spine. Canada can be renamed Errol Flynn's End. Texas can be renamed Robert Duvall's BBQ. Mississippi can renamed Jesse Jackson's Barbershop.

Kaser #sexist eivindberge.blogspot.com

This is pure coincidence. The goal is not to eliminate the straight white man and the western civilizacion.

At 16 they are mature enough to have an sex reassignment, have an abortion and have anal sex, not for 28-year-old white straigth men aka pedophiles to be their boyfriends, don't you see that they could have healthy white children?!

Human progress is the age of criminal responsibility at 10, the age of you can have a sex change at 12, the age for have an abortion at 14 and the age of sexual consent at 21, heterosexuals only, stop hating progress and the rights of women and minorities, fascists!

In California you can have an abortion without parental permission at 16. The age of sexual consent is 18. California is recognized for being the woke paradise of the world, where all the global social media and communication companies are located, and the most recognized LGBT community in the world. Maybe some of you'll start putting the puzzle together.

Alexei Zhuravlev #psycho kyivpost.com

Russia must strike in such a way that the enemy understands that it must capitulate. There should not even be such a discussion. If necessary, we are obliged to use [tactical nuclear weapons]... If we need to strike, we will strike. And that is not up for discussion.

trope88 #conspiracy #crackpot #racist reddit.com

Tubman was almost entirely fake and her mythos crafted by a Marxist named Earl Conrad (Cohen) in early 1940s who hated white people. With no primary sources and almost none of the stories promoted about her can be corroborated.

(other redditors call out this misinformation)

Harriet Tubman didn't exist, at least not in the hagiography we get from black supremacists. There's virtually no scholarship or primary sources about her life until around 1970, and almost none of the stories promoted about her can be corroborated.

MAYRA JOLI #sexist mediamatters.org

I’d like to see a case, which I haven’t seen, where a man killed his children, and all the men came out to support him. Where is this case? No, it doesn’t exist, because leave it to some damn woman, a feminist, an ugly one, whom no one values, to come along and try to change the lives of all the other women who have their men at home, who have their families, and who have everything.
Envy is at the root of all this, and I’m telling you, I’m telling you, my dear, I’m pointing out that the biggest mistake the United States of America ever made was giving women the right to vote, because it’s because of women that we’re seeing all these disasters. It’s because of women that we’re seeing them wanting more and more to be more like I don’t know who the hell.

Mike King #conspiracy #racist realnewsandhistory.com

The counterculture "Frankfurt School" Jewish intellectuals fled Hitler's Germany. Many arrived in New York and went to work subverting the Teacher's College at Colombia University. // 2. The counterculture movement of the 1960s was actually a Deep State / CIA project. Only certain leaders, like Steinem, understood who was really behind the radical movements. // 3. During the late 1950s, Steinem was also involved in the CIA's libtarded subversion of Soviet-aligned nations -- a long-term effort which ultimately culminated with the "Velvet Revolutions" of 1989.

JD Vance #fundie #psycho theguardian.com

JD Vance has said he is “doing as much of God’s work as possible” and that he is OK “if that leads to the end times”, which he says “are coming”

The US vice-president made the comments during a Monday podcast interview with Bryce Crawford, a 22-year-old evangelical host with over a million YouTube followers and videos featuring sensationalist headlines including “Preaching the gospel in Chicago’s deadliest neighborhood” and “Debating a ‘gay’ pastor”

Speaking about the Christian prophetic notion that the world as humanity knows it will end one day, Vance said: “Do I think we are in the end times? I don’t know

“While I’m fascinated by it, I think that focusing on it too much can be very bad,” he said, adding that if his work “leads to the end times, OK, and if that leads to … us building a better world that thrives and survives for a very long time after I’m gone, that’s great, too”

Vance, who published a spiritual memoir earlier this summer about his conversion to Catholicism, said: “I think you got to just kinda try and have an attitude of: the end times may be coming, in fact they are coming, it’s just a question of whether they’re coming thousands of years down the road, or a few months down the road”

He said: “I think there are things about the world that make me feel, like, not shocked if the antichrist was walking among us”

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #conspiracy #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “July 30, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 230”]

Panel 1: a statue of Perun is being overthrown with the legend “First you kill their gods”
Panel 2: Czar Nicholas II of Russia is displayed with a bullseye targeting his head with the legend “Then you kill their kings”
Panel 3: Two White Army officers are kneeling while being executed of a bullet in the back of the neck with the legend “Then you kill their best and brightest”
Panel 4: With the legend “Rinse and repeat”, a Jew is standing in front of a Masonic Square and Compass, the raised black fist of Black Lives Matter, the Antifa movement symbol, a Christian cross, a Star of David, a Hammer and Sickle and the stars of the Chinese flag

Joseph Walsh #racist #elitist #psycho #wingnut westsdarkesthour.com

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The coming Day of Kalki will make the Hellstorm Holocaust look like a children’s birthday party

To paraphrase Savitri Devi, the next time it will not be the finest nation on Earth who undergoes destruction but humanity who undergoes the inevitable destruction. The next time, it will not be the Superman who commits suicide in a bunker while the subhumans jeer with delight but the billions of subhumans who will meet their inevitable demise. The next time, it will not be the elite of mankind who are put on trial to be judged by the dwarves in “the most famous trial in human history” the Nuremberg Trial, but humanity who will be weighed in the balance on Judgement Day and found to be wanting

I’m convinced of it. There is a climax coming this century, which will be the logical conclusion of recorded human history

Parents With Inconvenient Truths About Trans #transphobia #fundie pittparents.com

How do you love a son who continues to refer to himself as your daughter?

After almost no contact from our son for about three years, he recently reached out to my husband. He misses his family and he’s asking us again to affirm him so we can have some kind of relationship. It sounds like relationship at any cost, our cost, not his. His terms. Only his terms. He asks why we can’t belong to one of those churches who affirm trans people. (Because we cannot worship a false god, my son.)

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Could I have lunch with him while looking at the harm he’s done to himself and manage to behave normally, choke back tears, eat one bite? Could I listen to his fake feminine voice when I remember so well the musical bass voice that could sing beautifully and mimic accents that kept me laughing for hours? Is that love….sitting across the table, policing my speech, hiding my heartbreak? Is there a way to love a son who is desperate for relationship yet will not concede that he’ll never be a woman? Is there a way to have a conversation with my son without fearing legal consequences because I used the name we gave him and the matching pronouns?

What does love look like? Currently, love doesn’t look like a visit home as we cannot risk his attempts at discipling his younger brothers or his niece in his new religion.

The Rite Books #racist #fundie #mammon #wingnut theritebooks.com

The Camp of the Saints by Jean Raspail (1973) is the French novel that imagined a fleet of impoverished migrants sailing from the Ganges to the south coast of France while the entire apparatus of liberal civilization, government, media, churches, collapses in a crisis of guilt and indecision. The book was prophetic in its broad outlines and remains one of the most controversial novels in the French language. It is a work of fiction, not a policy document, and it should be read as such.

Sword of Christ by Giles Corey is the theological companion piece: a polemic for muscular, explicitly political Christianity against the passive, therapeutic, and Zionist-captured evangelicalism that Corey regards as a betrayal of the faith. The book draws on Church Fathers, medieval theologians, and the European conservative tradition to argue that Christian men have an obligation to defend their nations.

Spain 1923-48: Civil War and World War by Arthur Loveday is a first-hand account of Spain's experience from the Primo de Rivera dictatorship through the Civil War and into the early Franco period. Loveday, a British observer sympathetic to the Nationalist cause, provides a detailed record of the Spanish right's successful counter-revolution against the Popular Front, including the role of the Catholic Church.