The Femânist Burden: A Satire in the Style of âThe White Manâs Burdenâ
Take up the femânist burden!
Assemble women white!
SJWs gather!
Come all ye full of spite
To whine and moan and grumble
About how nothingâs right;
To preach non-stop on justice,
While thatâs just what you fight!
Take up the femânist burden!
Impose your creed by force!
Decorumâs deconstructed:
Go on, be rude and coarse!
All reasonâs patriarchal:
Forget debateâdenounce!
Dwell not on means or scruples,
For itâs the goal that counts!
Take up the femânist burdenâ
To spread the faith world-wide
And leave no people helpless,
Though they should run and hide!
Usurp their identity
And colonize anew!
Their culture needs some changingâ
A couple wars should do!
Take up the femânist burden
And put our minds at ease,
Lest anyone among you
Cis-gendered men appease
By judging based on merit,
Against express decrees
That only race and gender
Ought good employers please!
Take up the femânist burden
To rid the world of art,
Replacing every beauty
With some new, stinking fart
Of high-pitched propaganda
To teach us how to act:
Submit to every woman,
Ignore all trace of fact!
Take up the femânist burden:
In chastity remain!
Go sacrifice the famâly
And parity obtain!
A child needs not a motherâ
The help will more than do!
Or better: turn the tables!
Make men the mothers too!
Take up the femânist burden!
No loftâyer mountain climb,
No truth or right make sacred,
Before our creed sublime.
Rewrite the books of histâry,
All science reconstruct,
To suit our plans for othersâ
The facts & rights be f****ed!